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(UPI)   Kris Jenner says Kim Kardashian acted professionally and with poise after flour attack. First time ever that "Kim Kardashian" and "acted professionally" used in the same sentence   (upi.com ) divider line
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2012-03-26 08:19:30 AM  
Kris Jenner said her daughter Kim Kardashian acted "professionally and with such poise" after a fan pelted her with flour on a West Hollywood red carpet.

I don't think so.
 
2012-03-26 08:32:59 AM  
I thought she acted rather professionally when she was getting farked on camera
 
IP
2012-03-26 08:37:17 AM  
Staged.
 
2012-03-26 08:39:03 AM  

IP: Staged.


Ya think?
 
2012-03-26 08:42:15 AM  
Professional what?
 
2012-03-26 08:46:47 AM  

Madewithrealbitsofpanther: I thought she acted rather professionally when she was getting farked on camera


She certainly demonstrated poise. You know, when she was getting farked on camera.
 
2012-03-26 08:55:54 AM  
I guess someone was trying to find the wet spot.
 
2012-03-26 08:59:41 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Professional what?

 
2012-03-26 09:02:09 AM  
She responded like a professionally floured tart.
 
2012-03-26 09:11:45 AM  
Well her job is to stand there and look pretty. She wiped the flour off and then stood there and looked pretty.
 
2012-03-26 09:22:01 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Professional what?


That there's a whore, son.
 
2012-03-26 09:33:51 AM  
Yep, she's a professional at getting her face and hair covered with white stuff.
 
2012-03-26 10:07:49 AM  
We'll it's not as if they planned this flour thing a couple weeks ago for publicity. Because if its one thing the kardashians would never do...its sit around the house planning ways to get into the news.
 
2012-03-26 10:28:57 AM  
Now she is thinking of pressing charges against the flour tosser.

The Kardashian motto should be: "Do whatever you can to keep a camera on you"
 
2012-03-26 10:31:22 AM  

tequilasundae: Crewmannumber6: Professional what?

 
2012-03-26 11:01:29 AM  
Kris Jenner says Kim Kardashian acted professionally and with poise after flour attack. First time ever that "Kim Kardashian" and "acted professionally" used in the same sentence

Yeah, but her mom said it, so it doesn't count.
 
2012-03-26 11:05:55 AM  
She must have been rolled in flour before, therefore she was used to it.
 
2012-03-26 11:54:51 AM  

IP: Staged.


Came here to say this.
 
2012-03-26 12:01:19 PM  
easy to 'act professionally' when your profession is no profession

/unless dat azz qualifies
 
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2012-03-26 12:25:03 PM  
I thought "Kim Kardashian acted professionally in porn" was why she was famous...
 
2012-03-26 12:29:21 PM  
Going by the photo in TFA, Kim K is suddenly starting to look every one of her 31 years. More accurately, she's starting to look so overstretched, over make-upped and over nip/tucked that she's nearing the tipping point where she could be anywhere between 30 and 60, she just looks fashionably fake and ungraceful.
 
2012-03-26 01:40:24 PM  
I used to be embarrassed to be from the midwest, but seeing more and more of these fake looking people like her makes me glad I do.

\Not fat and do not like the obesity rates in the midwest, but would take a little chunk over those fake tans and everything else
 
2012-03-26 02:03:03 PM  

ChrisDe: IP: Staged.

Came here to say this.


Came here to reiterate this.
 
2012-03-26 02:18:41 PM  

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I have no problem with Kim Kardashian being in the news

 
IP
2012-03-26 03:30:45 PM  

LessO2: IP: Staged.

Ya think?


I'm known for having a firm choke hold on the obvious. It's a gift, I know.
 
2012-03-26 03:44:05 PM  

Buttknuckle: I used to be embarrassed to be from the midwest, but seeing more and more of these fake looking people like her makes me glad I do.

\Not fat and do not like the obesity rates in the midwest, but would take a little chunk over those fake tans and everything else


You don't sound like you're from the Midwest. Concerning our weight we're actually very average -- southern and southwestern states are far fatter than any in the midwest, and I find we actually have very attractive people here. I think that California and Arizona has the most attractive people physically, but man a lot of those Arizona girls are very shallow, dim and can't carry a conversation about anything unless it involves the nightlife.
 
2012-03-26 04:15:05 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Professional what?


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2012-03-26 05:53:37 PM  

dai the flu: Going by the photo in TFA, Kim K is suddenly starting to look every one of her 31 years. More accurately, she's starting to look so overstretched, over make-upped and over nip/tucked that she's nearing the tipping point where she could be anywhere between 30 and 60, she just looks fashionably fake and ungraceful.


And when it hits, it's gonna hit hard. I'm expecting Joyce WIldenstein levels of crazy here.
 
2012-03-26 06:25:11 PM  

theorellior: dai the flu: Going by the photo in TFA, Kim K is suddenly starting to look every one of her 31 years. More accurately, she's starting to look so overstretched, over make-upped and over nip/tucked that she's nearing the tipping point where she could be anywhere between 30 and 60, she just looks fashionably fake and ungraceful.

And when it hits, it's gonna hit hard. I'm expecting Joyce WIldenstein levels of crazy here.


I stumbled across some pictures of her without make-up. (And odd, very light brown hair and eyebrows in one set). Whoever does her make-up should win an award.
 
2012-03-26 10:58:36 PM  
My wife, for the life of her, can't figure out the appeal of Kim Kardashian. I explained it to her thusly:

Some women, such as Taylor Swift, are very pretty. Other women, such as Heidi Klum, Gisele Bundchen, or Aishwara Rai, are very beautiful. Women like Kim Kardashian and Christina Hendricks are straight up made for farking.
 
2012-03-26 11:08:33 PM  

d-fens99: My wife, for the life of her, can't figure out the appeal of Kim Kardashian.


I can sorta relate: I can't figure out the overwhelming appeal for her.

Full disclosure: I like stick figures with tits. That might have a lot to do with it.
 
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