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2012-03-26 04:33:55 AM  
Of course not. Every man dreams of this situation where watching porn is OK. More importantly, you can then show her certain scenes that either she or you may want to try.

Tip for the men: show your girlfirend/wife a clip of a girl performing a nice two-fisted handjob with lube. It will change everything from that point on.

Tip for the ladies: use two hand. And lube.
 
2012-03-26 05:15:05 AM  

DeltaPunch: Tip for the ladies: use two hand. And lube.


Why wouldn't they use two hands? My GF can deep throat the first eight inches and still has room for two hands!


/my super-model GF, that is
//I mean my hot Asian super-model GF
///yeah, that's the ticket
 
2012-03-26 07:11:57 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: DeltaPunch: Tip for the ladies: use two hand. And lube.

Why wouldn't they use two hands? My GF can deep throat the first eight inches and still has room for two hands!


/my super-model GF, that is
//I mean my hot Asian super-model GF
///yeah, that's the ticket


Let me guess, she also happens to be rich....and bi.
 
2012-03-26 07:20:57 AM  
That's the most utterly useless advice column I've ever seen.
 
2012-03-26 07:39:57 AM  
Did anyone make it to the second question? I mean...dude really needed advice on that one?
 
2012-03-26 08:35:54 AM  
It depends on the porn, I would imagine.
 
2012-03-26 08:51:09 AM  

Jake Havechek: It depends on the porn, I would imagine.


Hentai
 
2012-03-26 09:58:33 AM  
No.

Next question.
 
2012-03-26 09:59:20 AM  
She sounds fat
 
2012-03-26 10:01:23 AM  
Wrong? No
Sad? Yes
 
2012-03-26 10:01:25 AM  
MIA: Everything in moderation. Indulging in a little porn every now and then shouldn't harm things, but a steady diet could get him more fixated on the screen's XXX images than on you. Do you really want the comparisons?

This is how (some) women think, and it's so goddamned sad and off-base
 
2012-03-26 10:01:44 AM  
No! No, no, no. Heck no. No way. Non. Nyet. Iie.
 
2012-03-26 10:01:55 AM  
Did anyone make it to the second question? I mean...dude really needed advice on that one?

Thought the same thing too. Surprised that the answer didn't include the term rodeo sex (new window).(slightly NSFW - no pics)
 
2012-03-26 10:02:22 AM  

PainInTheASP: Petit_Merdeux: DeltaPunch: Tip for the ladies: use two hand. And lube.

Why wouldn't they use two hands? My GF can deep throat the first eight inches and still has room for two hands!


/my super-model GF, that is
//I mean my hot Asian super-model GF
///yeah, that's the ticket

Let me guess, she also happens to be rich....and bi.


And she'll dump you, when she becomes famous
 
2012-03-26 10:02:37 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: DeltaPunch: Tip for the ladies: use two hand. And lube.

Why wouldn't they use two hands? My GF can deep throat the first eight inches and still has room for two hands!


/my super-model GF, that is
//I mean my hot Asian super-model GF
///yeah, that's the ticket


Since when was Morgan Fairchild Asian?
 
2012-03-26 10:02:43 AM  

bhcompy: MIA: Everything in moderation. Indulging in a little porn every now and then shouldn't harm things, but a steady diet could get him more fixated on the screen's XXX images than on you. Do you really want the comparisons?

This is how (some) women think, and it's so goddamned sad and off-base


I think a steady diet would help the wife.
 
2012-03-26 10:02:55 AM  
Short answer: No.
Long answer: N=========================o.
 
2012-03-26 10:04:06 AM  
nope, whatever it takes.
 
2012-03-26 10:04:41 AM  

PainInTheASP: Petit_Merdeux: DeltaPunch: Tip for the ladies: use two hand. And lube.

Why wouldn't they use two hands? My GF can deep throat the first eight inches and still has room for two hands!


/my super-model GF, that is
//I mean my hot Asian super-model GF
///yeah, that's the ticket

Let me guess, she also happens to be rich....and bi.


And she only cheats with other women. (new window)
 
2012-03-26 10:05:49 AM  

Jake Havechek: It depends on the porn, I would imagine.


If you share the same kinks or are willing to indulge your partners kinks all the better.

"Look honey the new issue of Leather Nun just arrived. I'll take the kids to your mothers you get the Black & Decker out."
 
2012-03-26 10:08:03 AM  
Wrong? Hell, after 15 years it needs to be mandatory.
 
2012-03-26 10:08:30 AM  

bhcompy: MIA: Everything in moderation. Indulging in a little porn every now and then shouldn't harm things, but a steady diet could get him more fixated on the screen's XXX images than on you. Do you really want the comparisons?

This is how (some) women think, and it's so goddamned sad and off-base


Actually, I disagree.

Almost every woman has things that she just doesn't want to do in bed. And I'm not just talking about going ass to mouth. Women develop their repertoire and some pron will push or break those limits. To some pushing those boundaries might be a good thing, but for others it can be quite threatening. Now if pron was focuses on doing things to better get the woman off it might be different, but most is designed to titilate the guys.
 
2012-03-26 10:11:10 AM  

PainInTheASP: Petit_Merdeux: DeltaPunch: Tip for the ladies: use two hand. And lube.

Why wouldn't they use two hands? My GF can deep throat the first eight inches and still has room for two hands!


/my super-model GF, that is
//I mean my hot Asian super-model GF
///yeah, that's the ticket

Let me guess, she also happens to be rich....and bi

with her twin sister.
 
2012-03-26 10:16:06 AM  
I call it smart management.
 
2012-03-26 10:17:56 AM  
If it's necessary just to get him interested, there's something wrong, either with her or with him. If it's just for fun to spice things up, that's oh so right.
 
2012-03-26 10:18:10 AM  
madgonad: , I don't necessarily think you two are talking about the same thing. What I'm thinking bhcompy is referring to is body image and what you're referring to are actions that are atypical to the average actions done by everyday couples.

To both, I agree.

I definitely can assure you that when it comes to the porn actress, I don't give a fark on how she looks like - she just isn't the same as my wife, not the same laughter, personality or the way she smiles.

I sure as hell am not going to even think of asking my wife to try positions or absurd actions in the films. It's better to be spontaneous and creative while keeping it fun for both involved.
 
2012-03-26 10:19:39 AM  
Yes.
 
2012-03-26 10:19:46 AM  
Sounds to me like she could use some different friends. Not only is it not wrong, it is highly encouraged. Your girlfriends are likely disapproving because they are insecure with their own sexuality and in their own marital relationships (and they are probably undersexed and jealous as a result). If it works for your relationship, they should be as happy for you as you are with the solution. Realistically though, Mia is right. It should only be a tool used for encouraging the guy to take more interest in you. Use it now to get things heading in the right direction, but you do have to insure that the focus remains on you by substituting real-life situations "starring you" into the mix. Instead of linking to pron, maybe have some lingerie photos done by a professional photgrapher, and send him a link to those. Or tell him you want to do some pron movie type role-playing. Heck, the two of you could even make your own pron movies. As long as you are both comfortable with it, as long as it doesn't encourage him to take his focus off you, and as long as it works for your relationship, I say go for it!
 
2012-03-26 10:21:56 AM  
This thread has so much potential....
 
2012-03-26 10:25:05 AM  
I thought this was foreplay?
 
2012-03-26 10:26:29 AM  

CrispFlows: I definitely can assure you that when it comes to the porn actress, I don't give a fark on how she looks like - she just isn't the same as my wife, not the same laughter, personality or the way she smiles.

I sure as hell am not going to even think of asking my wife to try positions or absurd actions in the films. It's better to be spontaneous and creative while keeping it fun for both involved.


She's standing just over your shoulder right now, isn't she?
 
2012-03-26 10:27:05 AM  

PainInTheASP: /my super-model GF, that is
//I mean my hot Asian super-model GF
///yeah, that's the ticket

Let me guess, she also happens to be rich....and bi.


and blonde, nymphomaniac and sporting DD's... owns a chain of liquor stores... hates wearing clothes around the house... has a degree in massage therapy... hates shopping and 'wasting' money on expensive shoes and handbags...
 
2012-03-26 10:29:05 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Why wouldn't they use two hands? My GF can deep throat the first eight inches and still has room for two hands!


Yeah, but what does she do when she's having sex with you?
 
2012-03-26 10:29:14 AM  
whatever goads the goose, i say.

(I don't really say that, nor do I know what it means. It's part of my new strategy to see if I can introduce new new sayings into our vernacular)
 
2012-03-26 10:31:10 AM  

Balchinian: maybe have some lingerie photos done by a professional photgrapher,


If your concern is the man losing focus on the woman, why would you encourage the woman to go get naught pictures taken by another man? Isn't that contradictory in a way?
 
2012-03-26 10:33:58 AM  

madgonad: pron


Porn. Just say it. Porn. There you go! I knew you could do it. Now you don't sound like a retarded 12 year old.
 
2012-03-26 10:35:30 AM  
There is nothing wrong with using it; however, only if it is in addition to a normal sex life.

If a couple has a normal sex life, and sometimes they use porn, that is fine.

If a couple cannot have sex unless there is porn then there is a root problem that needs to be addressed. The porn is masking the issue.
 
2012-03-26 10:37:25 AM  
No, and by golly, thanks for asking.
 
2012-03-26 10:39:12 AM  

The Mind Boggles: nope, whatever it takes.


WHATEVER. IT. TAKES.
 
2012-03-26 10:39:12 AM  

CrispFlows: I sure as hell am not going to even think of asking my wife to try positions or absurd actions in the films. It's better to be spontaneous and creative while keeping it fun for both involved.


WIFE-LIKE TYPING DETECTED
 
2012-03-26 10:41:14 AM  

Honest Bender: madgonad: pron

Porn. Just say it. Porn. There you go! I knew you could do it. Now you don't sound like a retarded 12 year old.


Some people spell it out 'pron' to get around filters.

www.filehurricane.com
 
2012-03-26 10:41:20 AM  

Honest Bender: madgonad: pron

Porn. Just say it. Porn. There you go! I knew you could do it. Now you don't sound like a retarded 12 year old.


I thought the filter was still running. In my Boobies.

/are the filters off today?
 
2012-03-26 10:47:53 AM  
There is nothing wrong with watching porn together and in fact it is quite enjoyable, however if you have to watch porn in order to have sex with your partner then there is a problem that needs to be addressed.
 
2012-03-26 10:48:29 AM  

Persnickety: Yeah, but what does she do when she's having sex with you?


Usually screams out, "OH MY GOD! SUCKING YOUR COCK MADE ME SO HOT THAT I CAME AFTER ONLY THREE STROKES."

And then she blows me again.
 
2012-03-26 11:24:51 AM  

madgonad: I thought the filter was still running. In my Boobies.

/are the filters off today?


I don't think the fark filters have ever filtered the word porn. porn porn porn.

/porn.
 
2012-03-26 11:26:24 AM  
"Everything in moderation. Indulging in a little porn every now and then shouldn't harm things, but a steady diet could get him more fixated on the screen's XXX images than on you. Do you really want the comparisons?"


this is one of the biggest mistakes women make in a relationship
If something or someone turns him on
you need to do him
not chide him

every thing in moderation for sure
but this comparison thing
see it for what it is
and it ain't pretty
 
2012-03-26 11:28:56 AM  
The Bible say, and I quote --- "don't be lookin at other peoples naughty bits unless your a doctor or paramedic or parent washing a hinney for the aged or disabled, and do not lust after a larger set of naughty bits than you have been given" Paulations 3:24-26
 
2012-03-26 11:31:51 AM  
and the Quaran says- and I quote--" grab a young girl and her mother and swish the nuts of your fellow man forward and backward until you slaughter the seed of the almond" "WHATEVER the hell that means) Jihadacans 56-34 of the book of Largess.
 
2012-03-26 11:32:10 AM  
Do these columnists steal their questions? Three days earlier:

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-26 11:33:38 AM  
SO I guess the Kama Sutra gets the green light all around reach around wise that is. And the Red Indians had a thing for cave drawing and moving there mates back and forth REAL FAST to make it look like its alive.
 
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