Bear.

Bigfoot... Endangered Mystery! In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps. Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat, although if it's not, they don't. Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. They typically dwell just behind rocks, but are also sometimes playful, bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas. Remember, it's up to us. Bigfoot is a crucial part of the ecosystem, if he exists. So let's all help keep Bigfoot possibly alive for future generations to enjoy unless he doesn't exist. The end.

Streetlight.

Chewbacca.

Chupacabra in a gorilla suit.

NewportBarGuy: I know who we should ask!



Did you know that Nimoy served in the same Army unit with Frank Gehry? I thought that was pretty f*cking awesome when I learned it.

I used to love that show. Mostly forgot about it until now. Thanks.

Kimothy: With all the amazing cameras available nowadays, someone is bound to get some great footage of all these mystery creatures. Well, except that they don't exist. But aside from that little problem, there should be plenty of excellent footage out there.

You, sir, spend too much time doubtin' and too little time squatchin'.

Kimothy: With all the amazing cameras available nowadays, someone is bound to get some great footage of all these mystery creatures. Well, except that they don't exist. But aside from that little problem, there should be plenty of excellent footage out there.

The high quality footage is out there. The problem is that Bigfoot has a team of lawyers that scrub it off the internet.

So I guess that means another season of these morons running around Idaho.

That vid made me all spinny and sh*t.

ArkAngel: Looks like a top quality exercycle to me

Putting top quality in bold was a nice touch.

That proves it!

Is it just me, or is it blindingly obvious that this animal goes from upright to all fours at around the 7 second mark? I didn't know sasquatch went on all fours.

If only there were some animal that has dense, dark black fur, that sometimes stands upright but usually goes about on all fours. You know, an animal that's famous for going in the woods. If only.

/No shiat. No sasquatch.

This headline had me laughing way harder than it should have.
/Ashamed

Did it poop?

Is Robin Williams missing?

So it's a hoax, but let's greenlight it anyway.

/ DNRTFA, on principle

flamingboar: So I guess that means another season of these morons running around Idaho.

Do you have a better plan for keeping them away from the rest of the population?

It's Natalee Holloway in search of an electrolysist.

czetie: Is it just me, or is it blindingly obvious that this animal goes from upright to all fours at around the 7 second mark? I didn't know sasquatch went on all fours.

If only there were some animal that has dense, dark black fur, that sometimes stands upright but usually goes about on all fours. You know, an animal that's famous for going in the woods. If only.

/No shiat. No sasquatch.

The Pope?

Jack the Ripper.

Bullshiat or not?

It's not that I think Sasquatch isn't a real creature, but we just don't have enough evidence either way to prove or disprove its existence.

Eh, he's gone. He says you should keep wasting your life, though.

io9 link? You're right: no.

WI241TH: ArkAngel: Looks like a top quality exercycle to me

I...don't get that reference



Ranger Park, the Park Ranger!

Speaking as a bigfoot, I'm getting a real kick out of these answers...!

The Dreaded Rear Admiral: WI241TH: ArkAngel: Looks like a top quality exercycle to me

I...don't get that reference

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Ranger Park, the Park Ranger!

I get it!

It's Scuzzlebutt. I saw his Patrick Duffy leg.



He had to re-emerge because of the whole return of "Dallas" and everything...

I immediately thought of this "Finding Bigfoot" "finale" via "The Soup." (new window)

"At least my life wasn't wasted ...."

I've said for years, shadow government already has scare goat related disinfo hypnology.

Welcome! Cryptozoology 101.
I'm (um...) Professor Frontalot! And you've come
to talk about the Loch Ness Monster.
Everybody wants to, but its study belongs to
the humblest catalogs of unknown truth.
You can order on the internet its front left tooth.
You could read my dissertation, "On A Fin With A Hoof,"
then you know we don't discuss it if there's already proof.
Come on. Put away the gray textbook
with its Yeti, Yeren, Almas and Bigfoot.
All this input you should have got in your pre-reqs.
Scholarly pretext? Check it for defects.
Better we devote our time as a class
to discovering the meaning of the creature at last.
To the monster! Is it real? I don't know.
It's a Tennessee stiff-legged fainting goat.

Bamboozler: This headline had me laughing way harder than it should have.
/Ashamed

I too liked the headline.

And I agree. No.