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(Amazon)   I'll SEE your $87,000 watch available on Amazon, and RAISE you a $13,000,000,000,000 image on the side of a truck. Top that, plebeians   (amazon.com) divider line 69
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2012-03-25 02:03:09 PM
Add to Cart.

Subtotal: $-922,337,203,685,477.62

Thanks, subby, Amazon just credited me with $922 quadrillion!
 
2012-03-25 02:06:50 PM
...and only $16.41 for shipping!

IT'S A BARGAIN AT ANY PRICE!
 
2012-03-25 02:14:06 PM

LordOfThePings: Add to Cart.

Subtotal: $-922,337,203,685,477.62

Thanks, subby, Amazon just credited me with $922 quadrillion!


Buy all the things!
 
2012-03-25 02:25:14 PM

LordOfThePings: Add to Cart.

Subtotal: $-922,337,203,685,477.62

Thanks, subby, Amazon just credited me with $922 quadrillion!


SPONSOR EVERY LITER
 
2012-03-25 02:33:53 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: SPONSOR EVERY LITER


Nah, just realized I'd have to take delivery on a crappy poster and it's only $922 trillion.
 
2012-03-25 02:40:10 PM

LordOfThePings: Nah, just realized I'd have to take delivery on a crappy poster and it's only $922 trillion.


Aw, man...

*kicks at the dirt in disappointment*
 
2012-03-25 02:45:43 PM
I'm more disturbed by the Prostate Simulator on the same page. Maybe NSFW or anything else.
 
2012-03-25 02:45:47 PM
"No, I'm serious, I actually want you to kill yourself."
 
2012-03-25 02:59:46 PM

Mugato: I'm more disturbed by the Prostate Simulator on the same page. Maybe NSFW or anything else.


I was wondering if I was the only one to see that link. But it's only $895!

/and let's not forget on the same page... "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed".... "Cum For Bigfoot (The Monster Sex Series) by Virginia Wade"
 
2012-03-25 03:04:06 PM
I see Farkers have already been busy in the comments:

Obviously it is difficult to put a price on art, but Fine Art America has endeavored to do just that. The image, while expensive at $1,294,117,630,223,908.00 for the 20" x 15" version, would fit perfectly in that empty space above your fireplace, or in the hallway where you just need something extra. The colors are rich and the depiction of modern urban society speaks on multiple levels. The artist brings his own message of transition from boy to man, from struggling anonymous societal member, to outspoken documenter of deeper truths. You, the visitor to his world, can bring your own baggage to discover hidden secrets, and reveal more of yourself than you thought possible.

I got mine with the black border. It's cooler
 
2012-03-25 03:34:21 PM
Let my mouse hover over the Buy With One Click for juuuuust a second...
 
2012-03-25 03:39:00 PM
Feh, let me know when I can buy it with
probargainhunter.com
 
2012-03-25 03:51:50 PM
Price: $12,941,176,248,039.60

I'm ok with the $12,941,176,248,039, but I can't justify the extra $0.60.
 
2012-03-25 04:26:19 PM
the user reviews are awesome.
 
2012-03-25 04:28:32 PM
Goddammit is someone going to explain what the Prostate Simulator is or not?
 
2012-03-25 04:52:22 PM

shanrick: the user reviews are awesome.


Nothing beats the review for sauna pants Link (new window)
 
2012-03-25 05:41:55 PM

Klippoklondike: shanrick: the user reviews are awesome.

Nothing beats the review for sauna pants Link (new window)


Oh my God my stomach muscles hurt. That was farking poetry. I don't have to do sit ups tonight.
 
2012-03-25 06:01:23 PM

Klippoklondike: shanrick: the user reviews are awesome.

Nothing beats the review for sauna pants Link (new window)


*applause*
 
2012-03-25 06:05:02 PM

Mugato: Goddammit is someone going to explain what the Prostate Simulator is or not?


A safe way to explore Santorum from the privacy of your own home.
 
2012-03-25 06:07:47 PM

BunkyBrewman: and let's not forget on the same page... "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed".... "Cum For Bigfoot (The Monster Sex Series) by Virginia Wade"


Actually, I'm the one responsible for that. I saw that the prostate simulator had a "related tags" of "kidnapping". So I clicked on the kidnapping tag, which went to a huge pile of erotic fiction. When you see a title like Cum for Bigfoot, how do you not click that link.

Turns out, there are five books in the series. Book 5 sounds like a real winner:
This is the final book in the lusty Bigfoot saga. After returning from a trip home, Porsche is reunited with Leonard, but finds herself in Dale's sticky paws, as he drags her into the forest to have his way with her. The alpha males fight over the blonde beauty, yet declare a truce long enough for her to give birth to a "little" Leonard.

This story contains, threesomes, an orgy, double penetration, rimming, lesbian sex, oral sex, and sodomy. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult 18+
 
2012-03-25 06:07:57 PM

Mugato: I'm more disturbed by the Prostate Simulator on the same page. Maybe NSFW or anything else.

 
2012-03-25 06:09:23 PM

Mugato: I'm more disturbed by the Prostate Simulator on the same page. Maybe NSFW or anything else.


I'm really tempted to create a fake account under the name "Marcus B. (St. Paul, MN)" and post a review.
 
2012-03-25 06:12:29 PM

t3knomanser: BunkyBrewman: and let's not forget on the same page... "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed".... "Cum For Bigfoot (The Monster Sex Series) by Virginia Wade"

Actually, I'm the one responsible for that. I saw that the prostate simulator had a "related tags" of "kidnapping". So I clicked on the kidnapping tag, which went to a huge pile of erotic fiction. When you see a title like Cum for Bigfoot, how do you not click that link.

Turns out, there are five books in the series. Book 5 sounds like a real winner:
This is the final book in the lusty Bigfoot saga. After returning from a trip home, Porsche is reunited with Leonard, but finds herself in Dale's sticky paws, as he drags her into the forest to have his way with her. The alpha males fight over the blonde beauty, yet declare a truce long enough for her to give birth to a "little" Leonard.

This story contains, threesomes, an orgy, double penetration, rimming, lesbian sex, oral sex, and sodomy. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult 18+


That's actually slightly less disturbing than a synopsis of Twilight: Breaking Dawn.
 
2012-03-25 06:19:12 PM
I was hesitant when it said $13,000,000,000,000 but when I saw that it was only $12,941,176,248,039.60 I couldn't pass up that deal.
 
2012-03-25 06:26:04 PM

Mugato: Klippoklondike: shanrick: the user reviews are awesome.

Nothing beats the review for sauna pants Link (new window)

Oh my God my stomach muscles hurt. That was farking poetry. I don't have to do sit ups tonight.


I hope you clicked the "Yes" for "I found the following review helpful."
 
2012-03-25 06:37:46 PM
No string bets sir...
 
2012-03-25 06:38:08 PM
i378.photobucket.com

th-th-thirteen... trillion... dollars!
 
2012-03-25 06:44:04 PM
This is actually from three years into the future. It's roughly equivalent to $1200 today.
 
2012-03-25 06:47:30 PM
I bought one last week and its already paid for itself. Pure profit from this point on.

I figure at least $125 quad trillion by next wednesday, which is good because the car needs an oil change.
 
2012-03-25 06:50:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: LordOfThePings: Add to Cart.

Subtotal: $-922,337,203,685,477.62

Thanks, subby, Amazon just credited me with $922 quadrillion!

SPONSOR EVERY LITER


I love your brain so very much.
 
2012-03-25 07:06:02 PM

Mugato: Goddammit is someone going to explain what the Prostate Simulator is or not?


It looks like a teaching model showing how to find and examine a prostate or a sex toy, but it and find out
 
2012-03-25 07:08:57 PM

Mad_Radhu: t3knomanser: BunkyBrewman: and let's not forget on the same page... "Customers Who Viewed This Item Also Viewed".... "Cum For Bigfoot (The Monster Sex Series) by Virginia Wade"

Actually, I'm the one responsible for that. I saw that the prostate simulator had a "related tags" of "kidnapping". So I clicked on the kidnapping tag, which went to a huge pile of erotic fiction. When you see a title like Cum for Bigfoot, how do you not click that link.

Turns out, there are five books in the series. Book 5 sounds like a real winner:
This is the final book in the lusty Bigfoot saga. After returning from a trip home, Porsche is reunited with Leonard, but finds herself in Dale's sticky paws, as he drags her into the forest to have his way with her. The alpha males fight over the blonde beauty, yet declare a truce long enough for her to give birth to a "little" Leonard.

This story contains, threesomes, an orgy, double penetration, rimming, lesbian sex, oral sex, and sodomy. All characters are eighteen and above. Adult 18+

That's actually slightly less disturbing than a synopsis of Twilight: Breaking Dawn.


And, as a bonus, it's probably not being marketed to thirteen year olds.
 
2012-03-25 07:22:17 PM
*Gives Cum For Bigfoot as a gift*
 
2012-03-25 07:26:59 PM
You laugh, but if he can find one person to pay $13 trillion for a poster, he'll be set for life. Go buy a couple countries somewhere....
 
2012-03-25 07:29:21 PM

Klippoklondike: shanrick: the user reviews are awesome.

Nothing beats the review for sauna pants Link (new window)


Not true: The Story About Ping (new window)
 
2012-03-25 07:31:17 PM

plushpuppy: Mugato: Goddammit is someone going to explain what the Prostate Simulator is or not?

It looks like a teaching model showing how to find and examine a prostate or a sex toy, butt it and find out


FTFY
 
2012-03-25 07:59:06 PM

Mugato: I'm more disturbed by the Prostate Simulator on the same page. Maybe NSFW or anything else.


Maybe, but not as hilarious as Cum For Bigfoot: The Monster Sex Series (new window) as a recommendation for your prostate simulator.
 
2012-03-25 08:09:10 PM
He'll never get that much. It's about 10 times more than it's worth.
 
2012-03-25 08:16:07 PM

DarkJohnson: Feh, let me know when I can buy it with
[probargainhunter.com image 201x52]


Is that kinda like a Geth Prime?
 
2012-03-25 08:38:41 PM

Mugato: Goddammit is someone going to explain what the Prostate Simulator is or not?


Vibrating ass dildo. Next question please.
 
2012-03-25 08:40:15 PM
I put it on my Wish List.
 
2012-03-25 08:52:46 PM

TommyDeuce: Mugato: Goddammit is someone going to explain what the Prostate Simulator is or not?

Vibrating ass dildo. Next question please.


No, that would be a stimulator is. We know that. It clearly says (and depicts) a simulator. That is why we are confused.
 
2012-03-25 08:54:01 PM

Tarl3k: No string bets sir...



Came to say this. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-03-25 08:54:19 PM
Oh...prostate SIMulator. Not STIMulator. Never mind.
 
2012-03-25 09:00:28 PM
And for that Prostate Simulator, this is a crying shame:

There are no customer reviews yet.

And this, a challenge:

Amazon now allows customers to upload product video reviews. Use a webcam or video camera to record and upload reviews to Amazon.

/get cracking!
 
2012-03-25 09:14:54 PM
Keep scrolling through the "Customers who viewed" section for some other gems:
-Liquid Ass 4-Pack "By Liquid Ass" $26.91
-Fresh Whole Rabbit $45.90
-The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China pdf $495.00
-Datastroyer 210 Disintegrator $26,750.00
-3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form $114.00
 
2012-03-25 09:16:19 PM
DO NOT BUY FROM THIS SCAMMER.

Paid the guy over $34 Trillion for this:

i141.photobucket.com

What the hell? It's not like I can just throw away a $34 Trillion work of art, but I now get all sorts of strange looks when I drive by the elementary school that is on my street and when I pick up my kids and their friends at the playground.


I was expecting something like what was pictured in the Amazon page, and didn't get anything like it!!! I can't even get a refund.
 
2012-03-25 09:18:47 PM
Apparently I can get the same thing new for only $9000.00 from some guy in PA.

/but I will get the more expensive one because it will be better made
 
2012-03-25 09:35:21 PM

Dallymo: Amazon now allows customers to upload product video reviews. Use a webcam or video camera to record and upload reviews to Amazon.


Who does that kind of stuff?
 
2012-03-25 09:44:33 PM

andrewagill: TommyDeuce: Mugato: Goddammit is someone going to explain what the Prostate Simulator is or not?

Vibrating ass dildo. Next question please.

No, that would be a stimulator is. We know that. It clearly says (and depicts) a simulator. That is why we are confused.


From the description:

Teaches techniques of prostate examination. Four separate prostate glands are supplied with the torso, representing one benign gland and three stages of carncinoma in varying degrees of development.

Apparently they have a hard time (giggity) finding students willing to repeatedly bend over and have novice medical students test their prostate. Plus the simulated "bad prostates" means you don't have to choose between curing someone's carncinoma and losing a valuable carncinoma model for your teaching hospital.
 
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