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(Some Shagger)   38 yr old woman gets 10 years for shagging 17 yr old student. Just kidding, she got probation   (hattiesburgamerican.com) divider line 128
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2012-03-25 01:31:00 PM
This seems to be appropriate punishment; no one was harmed.
 
2012-03-25 02:37:40 PM

AbbeySomeone: This seems to be appropriate punishment; no one was harmed.


I don't know about that. Did you see her picture?

/was that taken with a camera from the Old West?
 
2012-03-25 02:39:57 PM

Mugato: AbbeySomeone: This seems to be appropriate punishment; no one was harmed.

I don't know about that. Did you see her picture?

/was that taken with a camera from the Old West?


She took her fancy bonnet off for the mugshot.
 
2012-03-25 02:51:22 PM

AbbeySomeone: Mugato: AbbeySomeone: This seems to be appropriate punishment; no one was harmed.

I don't know about that. Did you see her picture?

/was that taken with a camera from the Old West?

She took her fancy bonnet off for the mugshot.



She could have been charged with reckless endangerment if someone died of dysentery en route to Oregon.
 
2012-03-25 05:48:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She could have been charged with reckless endangerment if someone died of dysentery en route to Oregon.


I was going to google for a screen shot of that but thought the better of it.
 
2012-03-25 05:57:32 PM

Mugato: I was going to google for a screen shot of that but thought the better of it.


Heh, ya know, I think you made the right call, Mugato!
 
2012-03-25 06:01:19 PM
api.ning.com

Your mom would tag team that with dozens of 14 year olds.
 
2012-03-25 06:01:43 PM
The kid was molested by a QR code?
 
2012-03-25 06:01:52 PM
www.aboutbillythekid.com
 
2012-03-25 06:03:21 PM
Petal High School - learn to operate old motels!
 
2012-03-25 06:07:11 PM
www.coveryourhair.com
 
zez
2012-03-25 06:07:43 PM
As a stay at home dad to two little boys, I get really leery when I see women passing by jogging slowly around the playground area over and over? How many laps should they do before I feel the need to call the police?
 
2012-03-25 06:09:52 PM
www.oocities.org

The happy couple.
 
2012-03-25 06:10:01 PM
Subby, I believe the term is 'gender disparity', or in layman's terms, 'niiiiiiice'.
 
2012-03-25 06:13:18 PM
McCullum also was ordered to pay a $2,500 fine and a $100 assessment to the Mississippi Crime Victims Compensation Fund.

So gov gets a whack of cash to blow on their usual stupid sh*t while the victims fund gets enough to buy all the victims of horrific crimes they support a jelly bean.

Seems fair.
 
2012-03-25 06:17:22 PM

zez: As a stay at home dad to two little boys, I get really leery when I see women passing by jogging slowly around the playground area over and over? How many laps should they do before I feel the need to call the police?


To be safe, I would probably call on the first pass. Even if the women are not actually kiddie diddlers, their pants, which may as well just be black paint over their toned thighs, may make the pudgy children feel uncomfortable. This could lead to body image issues in the future, possibly anorexia or bulemia.
 
2012-03-25 06:18:00 PM
So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again? I think I missed that lecture.
 
2012-03-25 06:20:25 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-25 06:20:54 PM

AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again? I think I missed that lecture.


Why? Are you feeling oppressed?

The kid in this story was a willing 17 year old. I think he'll be able to cope with the horror.

Priests tend to pick them a lot younger and are a lot more rape rapey.
 
2012-03-25 06:22:07 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Nicéphore Niépce's earliest surviving photograph
of a scene from nature, circa 1826, "View from the
Window at Le Gras," Saint-Loup-de-Varennes (France).
 
2012-03-25 06:23:37 PM

here to help: AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again? I think I missed that lecture.

Why? Are you feeling oppressed?

The kid in this story was a willing 17 year old. I think he'll be able to cope with the horror.

Priests tend to pick them a lot younger and are a lot more rape rapey.


Way to smack down that mouthy Christian. That'll learn'im.
 
2012-03-25 06:24:33 PM

here to help: AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again? I think I missed that lecture.

Why? Are you feeling oppressed?

The kid in this story was a willing 17 year old. I think he'll be able to cope with the horror.

Priests tend to pick them a lot younger and are a lot more rape rapey.


Actually I'm an atheist. I just despise hypocrisy.
 
2012-03-25 06:26:07 PM

bigstoopidbruce: Way to smack down that mouthy Christian. That'll learn'im.


He was getting all uppity n sh*t. I remember when "those" people knew their place.

...

wait... no I don't.
 
2012-03-25 06:29:17 PM
And yet, if the genders were reversed, the guy would get at least 50 years.
 
2012-03-25 06:29:31 PM

AngryDragon: Actually I'm an atheist. I just despise hypocrisy.


People get pretty angry about teachers going after prepubescents and tweens. This isn't such a big deal. The kid is basically an adult. And the church takes more flack sometimes because the hypocrisy levels are significantly higher... plus they're weird and smell like old people.
 
2012-03-25 06:29:59 PM
What shagging looks like in America:

www.shantys2.com

Using British slang in the US causes much confusion, almost as much as when I described my South Carolina grandmother teaching me how to shag when I was five to some fellows in a pub in Oldham.

Yes, we did have a shagging club in high school.
 
2012-03-25 06:34:22 PM

here to help: AngryDragon: Actually I'm an atheist. I just despise hypocrisy.

People get pretty angry about teachers going after prepubescents and tweens. This isn't such a big deal. The kid is basically an adult. And the church takes more flack sometimes because the hypocrisy levels are significantly higher... plus they're weird and smell like old people.


I'll agree that a 17-year old isn't a big deal under normal circumstances. I would even say a 16 year old is cognizant of what they're doing. It's the "position of authority" thing that makes this reprehensible to me though. Not even to mention the double standard. If it were a male teacher/female student, they'd be talking castration.

I simply prefer to see justice applied...well, justly.
 
2012-03-25 06:36:09 PM

AngryDragon: I simply prefer to see justice applied...well, justly.


In America?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

That's a good one.
 
2012-03-25 06:39:03 PM
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

I think I found her on MySpace (new window)

In Petal, teacher. 4'11" and income of over $250k a year (ha ha ha)

Ironically it looks like no one has updated that MySpace account since about the time the inappropriate contact took place.
 
2012-03-25 06:39:47 PM

AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again? I think I missed that lecture.


I think you know the answer to that. A priest diddling a little boy is a little different than a female teacher and a male student in their upper teens having consensual sex. No need to feign ignorance.
 
2012-03-25 06:41:45 PM

jaytkay:
Nicéphore Niépce's earliest surviving photograph
of a scene from nature, circa 1826, "View from the
Window at Le Gras," Saint-Loup-de-Varennes (France).


FYI, if you'd like to see that photograph in person, it's located at the University of Texas in Austin of all places.
 
2012-03-25 06:41:54 PM
Is she bigfoot's wife? They couldn't find a better picture?

a57.foxnews.com
 
2012-03-25 06:43:22 PM

zez: As a stay at home dad to two little boys, I get really leery when I see women passing by jogging slowly around the playground area over and over? How many laps should they do before I feel the need to call the police?


/I dunno, how many licks does it take to get to the creamy center?
 
2012-03-25 06:44:06 PM

AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again?


When the teachers are shielded by an international organization that denies anything illegal, moves teachers under suspicion to different school districts, constructively inhibits investigations, threatens the parents / family with excommunication if the incidents are reported, claims that the children involved were not actually harmed and/or where willing participants, and when caught stonewalls legal settlements.

That's when.
 
2012-03-25 06:47:02 PM
America is on the road to Hell and it all starts with dancing.
Dancing is just as sinful at high school proms, ballrooms, town gatherings, etc. Dancing and immodest dress are synonymous. Dancing leads to lasciviousness (i.e., immoral sexual desire). The ONLY place where dancing is acceptable is between a husband and wife in the privacy of their own home, and without observation by others. America has deteriorated into a sexually perverted nation, where sensual and suggestive dancing is commonplace. As a result, millions of unwanted babies continue to be murdered every year through abortion. This is a great evil in America! We have earned the title from Muslims of being THE GREAT SATAN!

Think about it ... the average person today can't help but laugh at the thought that dancing is a sin; yet millions of unplanned pregnancies continue to be terminated through murderous abortions. Is it surprising that a nation that sees no harm in murdering children would also see no harm in premarital sex, petting, dancing, pornography, stealing, divorcing, and filthy conversation? I think not.

God will not bless a wicked nation whose citizens disobey His Word. America today as a morally-toxic society. This is a dangerous place to raise a family. Children are being indoctrinated and corrupted by the Communist public school system. Men are being corrupted by the sensual filth and pornographic smut that has overtaken and ruined our country. Women are being brainwashed by feminism, indoctrinated to destroy their marriages.

Young girls today, they want to have fun. Young girls today just wanna party. Today young girls wanna go to a nightclub and have open sex on the floor of the nightclub, and then put it on YouTube, and if they should get pregnant they want to throw the baby into a dumpster. That's the new America! No morals. No self-respect. No nation. No borders. No language. No culture. No responsibility. Now that's America today!
 
2012-03-25 06:48:27 PM

Tyrosine: AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again?

When the teachers are shielded by an international organization that denies anything illegal, moves teachers under suspicion to different school districts, constructively inhibits investigations, threatens the parents / family with excommunication if the incidents are reported, claims that the children involved were not actually harmed and/or where willing participants, and when caught stonewalls legal settlements.

That's when.


Well said.
 
2012-03-25 06:49:25 PM

Mugato: AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again? I think I missed that lecture.

I think you know the answer to that. A priest diddling a little boy is a little different than a female teacher and a male student in their upper teens having consensual sex. No need to feign ignorance.


What if in both cases it is consensual?
 
2012-03-25 06:49:49 PM

Mugato: AngryDragon: So when do the teachers diddling students get the same vitriol that the priests do again? I think I missed that lecture.

I think you know the answer to that. A priest diddling a little boy is a little different than a female teacher and a male student in their upper teens having consensual sex. No need to feign ignorance.


I'll feign ignorance if I want. 38 years is not "upper teens"
 
2012-03-25 06:51:19 PM

here to help: McCullum also was ordered to pay a $2,500 fine and a $100 assessment to the Mississippi Crime Victims Compensation Fund.

So gov gets a whack of cash to blow on their usual stupid sh*t while the victims fund gets enough to buy all the victims of horrific crimes they support a jelly bean.

Seems fair.


Therefore, we should never fine anyone who breaks a law. In fact, we probably should just let all of 'em walk.

/If you ain't saying it, don't imply it.
 
2012-03-25 06:51:57 PM
I don't suppose anyone has any theories about why the clergy seems to attract so many boy-attracted pedophiles. If I were a Catholic priest, I'd be tempted to shag a teenage schoolgirl. But for some reason we rarely hear about that. Any ideas why?
 
2012-03-25 06:52:41 PM

bugontherug: I don't suppose anyone has any theories about why the clergy seems to attract so many boy-attracted pedophiles. If I were a Catholic priest, I'd be tempted to shag a teenage schoolgirl. But for some reason we rarely hear about that. Any ideas why?


And while we're at it, can anyone please explain why, if God didn't want us to shag teenage schoolgirls, he puts them in such sexy little plaid skirts?
 
2012-03-25 06:53:14 PM

bugontherug: I don't suppose anyone has any theories about why the clergy seems to attract so many boy-attracted pedophiles. If I were a Catholic priest, I'd be tempted to shag a teenage schoolgirl. But for some reason we rarely hear about that. Any ideas why?


Because one is a sin and one isn't (according to Catholics).
 
2012-03-25 06:54:25 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: bugontherug: I don't suppose anyone has any theories about why the clergy seems to attract so many boy-attracted pedophiles. If I were a Catholic priest, I'd be tempted to shag a teenage schoolgirl. But for some reason we rarely hear about that. Any ideas why?

Because one is a sin and one isn't (according to Catholics).


Huh? Which one is the sin and which one isn't?
 
2012-03-25 06:56:25 PM
bugontherug; Birth Control.
 
2012-03-25 06:57:44 PM

bugontherug: I don't suppose anyone has any theories about why the clergy seems to attract so many boy-attracted pedophiles. If I were a Catholic priest, I'd be tempted to shag a teenage schoolgirl. But for some reason we rarely hear about that. Any ideas why?


Too late. (new window)
 
2012-03-25 06:57:51 PM

IlGreven: Therefore, we should never fine anyone who breaks a law. In fact, we probably should just let all of 'em walk.

/If you ain't saying it, don't imply it.


Oooh... look at the twisty little pretzel you made my words into.

I'm just saying those numbers seem a little skewed as far as social priorities.
 
2012-03-25 06:59:16 PM

luktti: bugontherug; Birth Control.


Hmmm. Are you saying that the non-pedo priests don't shag schoolgirls because they know they're not on birth control? Or that the types of guys who want to shag schoolgirls don't join the priesthood because they know, even if they get the opportunity to shag a schoolgirl, she won't be on birth control?
 
2012-03-25 07:02:40 PM

Kraftwerk Orange: What shagging looks like in America:

[www.shantys2.com image 500x375]

Using British slang in the US causes much confusion, almost as much as when I described my South Carolina grandmother teaching me how to shag when I was five to some fellows in a pub in Oldham.

Yes, we did have a shagging club in high school.


I balboaed with my my wife right in the middle of our wedding reception-- in front of all my friends and family. No, really. CSB.
 
2012-03-25 07:02:57 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: bugontherug: I don't suppose anyone has any theories about why the clergy seems to attract so many boy-attracted pedophiles. If I were a Catholic priest, I'd be tempted to shag a teenage schoolgirl. But for some reason we rarely hear about that. Any ideas why?

Because one is a sin and one isn't (according to Catholics).


Who gives a shiat what Catholics think?
 
2012-03-25 07:05:47 PM
I can't stop beating off.
 
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