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		Kevin Smith on Bruce Willis: "He turned out to be the unhappiest, most bitter and meanest emo-biatch I ever met at any job I've held. And mind you, I worked at Domino's" (dailystab.com)		270
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Klippoklondike		2012-03-25 02:06:05 PM

Kevin Smith talking shiat about someone, must be a day that ends in y. That guy holds grudges like nobody's business.

Ed Finnerty		2012-03-25 02:13:37 PM

He sounds angry. And fat.

cryinoutloud		2012-03-25 02:14:41 PM

Go smoke some more doobage, Kevin, and get over it. You sound like a 16-year-old.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-03-25 02:18:08 PM

Kevin Smith is not John McClane.

Advantage: Bruce Willis.

GreenAdder		2012-03-25 02:28:47 PM

He deleted the tweets? That sounds like a complete cop-out (new window).

Mugato		2012-03-25 02:32:36 PM

Project much, Kevin?

/would like to see him say all that to Willis' face

AbbeySomeone		2012-03-25 02:45:26 PM

Ed Finnerty: He sounds angry. And fat.

And wealthy.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-03-25 02:47:50 PM

Mugato: /would like to see him say all that to Willis' face

I'd watch THAT episode of Comic Book Men.

Triumph		2012-03-25 02:52:41 PM

Smith should watch this clip (NSFW new window) of Willis making fun of himself in What Just Happened.

Mugato		2012-03-25 03:02:07 PM

This is from someone who made an entire movie (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) making fun of, deriding and finally beating people up for criticizing others on the Internet. Talk about dishing it out and not being able to take it.

/likes Smith's Jay and Silent Bob movies
//the guy himself seems like a whiny dick

actualhuman		2012-03-25 03:08:11 PM

Triumph: Smith should watch this clip (NSFW new window) of Willis making fun of himself in What Just Happened.

That was pretty good.

STRYPERSWINE		2012-03-25 04:29:38 PM

His frequent rants about Willis are always funny, but 90% of the ones I've heard, Smith was the one in the wrong.

bump		2012-03-25 04:32:56 PM

Yuppie - Die, ...kay?

/Mr. Falcon

TravisBickle62		2012-03-25 04:34:51 PM

Give the guy a break, his daughter has a jaw like the Rock Of Gibraltar and his wife was married to a 17 year old ...

Rafe		2012-03-25 04:35:43 PM

See, it's stuff like this that has led my Smith fandom to diminish steadily over the past few years. Sure, he frequently admits to being a gossipy bint, but it still doesn't change the fact that he's often worse than the clucking hens on The View/The Talk/The Mind-Numbing Queef.

zez		2012-03-25 04:36:12 PM

I kinda like that comic book men show he does. It's totally fake and hokey, but still fun to watch.

BilltheThrill		2012-03-25 04:37:14 PM

Clerks, Chasing Amy, and to a lesser extent Mallrats, were all movies about whiny, unhappy, bitter little biatches. If what Smith says is true, add some weed and comics jokes, and McClain can star in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Backier.

FreetardoRivera		2012-03-25 04:37:47 PM

Ed Finnerty: He sounds angry. And fat.

don't forget talentless

MoronLessOff		2012-03-25 04:39:19 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mugato: /would like to see him say all that to Willis' face

I'd watch THAT episode of Comic Book Men.

I tried to watch the show. I couldn't bear it. Granted, my comic store days are behind me, but even then I couldn't stand listening to that level of nerd.

indarwinsshadow		2012-03-25 04:39:28 PM

Ed Finnerty: He sounds angry. And fat.

Sounds like half of fark. Except they have cats.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-03-25 04:41:02 PM

Ever since his beef with Adam Carolla, I've thought Kevin just kind of sucks balls.

bhcompy		2012-03-25 04:42:00 PM

Triumph: Smith should watch this clip (NSFW new window) of Willis making fun of himself in What Just Happened.

Heh, reminds me of Travolta's speech at the start of Swordfish

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2012-03-25 04:44:29 PM

MoronLessOff: I tried to watch the show. I couldn't bear it. Granted, my comic store days are behind me, but even then I couldn't stand listening to that level of nerd.

I tried to watch the commercials.

I couldn't bear THAT much.

Flappyhead		2012-03-25 04:47:25 PM

Let me guess, it won't be his fault when this blows up in his face.

s1ugg0		2012-03-25 04:47:39 PM

Klippoklondike: Kevin Smith talking shiat about someone, must be a day that ends in y. That guy holds grudges like nobody's business.

CSB time

When I was in college I was working part time for an AV Company to pay for school. We got a gig setting up sound gear and video projectors for this event he was having in Red Bank. We drove down in some nasty weather so we ended up setting up late. Once everything was plugged in and the boss man was doing his checks I decided to go grab a smoke. I walk outside and realize I left my smokes back at the shop. I look around and there is Kevin Smith having a smoke. So I ask to bum one and he was nice enough to share.

We stood there having a perfectly friendly conversation. Guy couldn't be nicer. After I bit I say to him, "I hate to be that guy but I'm a fan of your work." And he turns to me and goes "I'm a fan of you guys coming down despite the bad weather. Thanks." Guy couldn't have been nicer to a punk kid.

So maybe he's got his reasons and maybe he doesn't. But the one time I met him face to face he was a stand up guy.

macadamnut		2012-03-25 04:56:15 PM

I saw Bruce Willis on Charlie Rose and he seemed like a thoroughly nasty piece of human garbage.
I've enjoyed (or not) each of their movies about equally on balance, but I'll take the idiot man-child over the crypto-nazi creep, thanks.

EyeballKid		2012-03-25 04:58:15 PM

"Did you know that some actors turn down roles?"

rocinante721		2012-03-25 04:58:43 PM

I have little respect for Smith after his passive/agressive sabotage of a joint Smith-Adam Carolla show that cost Adam half-a-million dollars & his idiotic defense he did on Carolla's podcast.

sirrerun		2012-03-25 05:01:24 PM

macadamnut: I've enjoyed (or not) each of their movies about equally on balance, but I'll take the idiot man-child over the crypto-nazi creep, thanks.

OK, so which is which?

SN1987a goes boom		2012-03-25 05:07:01 PM

Hmm, two people I'd never want to be in the same room with starting a pissing match.

/Have fun boys.

limboslam		2012-03-25 05:08:56 PM

FTFA: This is not Kevin's first time slamming Willis, back in January of last year he complained about the actor during an interview for comedian Marc Maron's podcast.

Let me get this straight: Kevin Smith knows Marc Maron, and he's saying Bruce Willis is the unhappiest, most bitter emo biatch he ever met?

Tax Boy		2012-03-25 05:09:00 PM

I used to be a Kevin Smith fan, and then he sat ~~next to me~~ practically on top of me on an airplane.

/plane kept making circles until he moved across the isle

spacebar		2012-03-25 05:09:15 PM

FreetardoRivera: Ed Finnerty: He sounds angry. And fat.

don't forget talentless

And right.

Mugato		2012-03-25 05:10:49 PM

STRYPERSWINE: His frequent rants about Willis are always funny, but 90% of the ones I've heard, Smith was the one in the wrong.

He had a story about how Willis asked him what lens he was going to use for a shot and Smith said something like, "the middle shot one" and Willis seemed peeved that he didn't know the number and Smith was acting like Willis was the asshole. Excuse the fark out of him for being used to working with directors who know WTF they're doing.

I actually don't blame Smith for Cop Out. He was offered the gig and of course he took it, who wouldn't. I blame whoever hired him. Like I said, I like his earlier comedies but his resume doesn't exactly scream "Bruce Willis action/comedy". He didn't even learn that you can move the camera until Dogma.

BumpInTheNight		2012-03-25 05:11:24 PM

s1ugg0: Klippoklondike: Kevin Smith talking shiat about someone, must be a day that ends in y. That guy holds grudges like nobody's business.

CSB time

When I was in college I was working part time for an AV Company to pay for school. We got a gig setting up sound gear and video projectors for this event he was having in Red Bank. We drove down in some nasty weather so we ended up setting up late. Once everything was plugged in and the boss man was doing his checks I decided to go grab a smoke. I walk outside and realize I left my smokes back at the shop. I look around and there is Kevin Smith having a smoke. So I ask to bum one and he was nice enough to share.

We stood there having a perfectly friendly conversation. Guy couldn't be nicer. After I bit I say to him, "I hate to be that guy but I'm a fan of your work." And he turns to me and goes "I'm a fan of you guys coming down despite the bad weather. Thanks." Guy couldn't have been nicer to a punk kid.

So maybe he's got his reasons and maybe he doesn't. But the one time I met him face to face he was a stand up guy.

Yah but now that the job is done and he no longer needs you, chances are if he were to ever comment on you it'd be a mudslide of bullshiat. There's a certain pattern forming when it comes to this guy and people he wanted to and is working with vs how he talks about them afterwards.

Triumph		2012-03-25 05:11:58 PM

limboslam: Let me get this straight: Kevin Smith knows Marc Maron, and he's saying Bruce Willis is the unhappiest, most bitter emo biatch he ever met?

Now that's funny. Marc Maron is bitter's purest practitioner.

T-Servo		2012-03-25 05:12:03 PM

Who the fark is Kevin Smith?

TravisBickle62		2012-03-25 05:12:23 PM

I work with Willis (his friends call him Bruno) and this all came about over a vending machine that had exactly one bag of Peanut M & M's left in it, and Bruno got there first.

Antidamascus		2012-03-25 05:14:33 PM

/hot

proteon		2012-03-25 05:17:27 PM

I've enjoyed more Bruce Willis movies than I have Kevin Smith movies. Also I met and drank with Bruce. Also Kevin doesn't change his shirt and I don't trust a guy who never changes his shirt.

king of vegas		2012-03-25 05:18:48 PM

I don't know much about Kevin Smith but Bruce Willis is notorious in Vegas as a stiff. There are many rumors of cocktail waitresses adding a few special ingredients to his drinks after getting stiffed every time. Note that those are non-alcohol drinks. He gave drinking many years ago.

Tiger Woods is another known stiff as well. Willis and Woods are not liked by service industry personnel in Vegas. That much I know.

robsul82		2012-03-25 05:20:05 PM

Carolina 3 to tie it up at 19.

robsul82		2012-03-25 05:20:40 PM

Oooh, wrong tab by a lot, lol. Exsqueeze me.

Gunderson		2012-03-25 05:23:24 PM

T-Servo: Who the fark is Kevin Smith?

Will Smith's brother. You know, the Asian dude who played Charlie Chan in the movie "Clue"

Lsherm		2012-03-25 05:24:31 PM

rocinante721: I have little respect for Smith after his passive/agressive sabotage of a joint Smith-Adam Carolla show that cost Adam half-a-million dollars & his idiotic defense he did on Carolla's podcast.

I don't know how that deal fell apart, but it was going to be "Hollywood Babble-On" with Kevin Smith and Adam Carolla, a podcast Smith currently does with LA actor/radio personality Ralph Garman. Since Ralph Garman is the only one of the three with any talent whatsoever, the show probably would have sucked anyway.

Adam Carolla? Really? Is it 1995 again?

KaisertheCoyote		2012-03-25 05:27:08 PM

Triumph: limboslam: Let me get this straight: Kevin Smith knows Marc Maron, and he's saying Bruce Willis is the unhappiest, most bitter emo biatch he ever met?

Now that's funny. Marc Maron is bitter's purest practitioner.

I tune into his podcast when he's got someone interesting on.

downtownkid		2012-03-25 05:29:24 PM

proteon: I've enjoyed more Bruce Willis movies than I have Kevin Smith movies. Also I met and drank with Bruce. Also Kevin doesn't change his shirt and I don't trust a guy who never changes his shirt.

So you and Bruce hang out? You are pals? He regales people with hilarious anecdotes about the great times he's had with you?

MagSeven		2012-03-25 05:29:49 PM

TravisBickle62: I work with Willis (his friends call him Bruno) and this all came about over a vending machine that had exactly one bag of Peanut M & M's left in it, and Bruno got there first.

I had a buddy working at a club where Willis was playing with his band, Bruce Willis and The Accelerators. He was kind of a dick to the staff and at the end of the night the buddy walked up talked to the band and thanked them for playing, shaking their hands. He finally got to Willis and said "Holy Shiat!, I didn't know YOU were in the Accelerators!" He said Willis gave him a John Mcclaine look and just walked away. The band had a good laugh.

nanim		2012-03-25 05:31:58 PM

s1ugg0:... 'I look around and there is Kevin Smith having a smoke.'

Kevin Smith is that big, even tho he smokes?
Geez, if he ever quits smoking he'll really blow up.

eta:
T-Servo: 'Who the fark is Kevin Smith?'
Not Sure If Serious, but just in case, here's a link to recent news:
indie dir Kevin Smith vs. SouthWest airlines (new window)

salvador.hardin		2012-03-25 05:32:13 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Kevin Smith is not John McClane.

Advantage: Bruce Willis.

Kevin Smith had less screen time in Live Free or Die Hard

Advantage: Kevin Smith

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