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(Independent)   Thousands of New Agers head for the mother ship to escape the coming apocalypse. Yeah it's a mountain, but you've got to believe   (independent.co.uk) divider line 133
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2012-03-25 11:59:50 AM  
Sometimes I wish they would all disappear, and help raise the collective IQ for those still here
 
2012-03-25 12:22:27 PM  
hippies: 'duuude. the mother ship didn't show up. back to work on monday I guess. pass the bong!'

christian militants: 'Jesus didn't show! we have sinned! we should take all our guns and PURGE ALL SINNERS FROM THE EARTH!'

I think the hippies are less of a threat.
 
2012-03-25 12:23:03 PM  
Frank was right when he said Billy was a mountain and Ethel was just a tree growing off of his shoulder.


/I knew IT!!!
 
2012-03-25 12:40:15 PM  
Although I understand the idiomatic use of "descend on", it still sounds odd for the writer to say that people "descend on" the *mountain* . . .
 
2012-03-25 01:12:47 PM  
Does salvation come with a lunchbox?

oyster.ignimgs.com
 
2012-03-25 01:21:29 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Frank was right when he said Billy was a mountain and Ethel was just a tree growing off of his shoulder.


/I knew IT!!!


But he can hawk up a rock and total your car
 
2012-03-25 01:46:34 PM  
Let's make this a strange thread, and no one post anything from CE3K. It will confuse subby.
 
2012-03-25 01:47:41 PM  
The mass suicide tag is very appropriate because that's what I imagine is going to happen when they figure out the world isn't ending.
 
2012-03-25 01:48:59 PM  

RoyBatty: Let's make this a strange thread, and no one post anything from CE3K. It will confuse subby.


That would be pretty funny if rats weren't eating my eyeball sandwich.

And, you call yourself a Jehova's Witness.

Sheesh.
 
2012-03-25 01:49:43 PM  
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2012-03-25 01:50:21 PM  

A Terrible Human: The mass suicide tag is very appropriate because that's what I imagine is going to happen when they figure out the world isn't ending.


Nope. Nor is the world going to end in 2012, either. Live will go on, such as it is.
 
2012-03-25 01:51:08 PM  

Trance750: A Terrible Human: The mass suicide tag is very appropriate because that's what I imagine is going to happen when they figure out the world isn't ending.

Nope. Nor is the world going to end in 2012, either. Live will go on, such as it is.


I thought Live broke up years ago.
 
2012-03-25 01:52:04 PM  

Trance750: Sometimes I wish they would all disappear, and help raise the collective IQ for those still here


I was just watching some show on discovery channel about building bunkers I think the IQ only goes up if those loons disappear.
 
2012-03-25 01:52:05 PM  

Weaver95: hippies: 'duuude. the mother ship didn't show up. back to work on monday I guess. pass the bong!'

christian militants: 'Jesus didn't show! we have sinned! we should take all our guns and PURGE ALL SINNERS FROM THE EARTH!'

I think the hippies are less of a threat.


But both espouse equally ridiculous beliefs.
 
2012-03-25 01:53:44 PM  
Weird we are supposed to be in france then but now I have to rethink that to avoid smelly hippies.
 
2012-03-25 01:54:53 PM  
Woohoo! Free ... um, maybe leftover brownies?
 
2012-03-25 01:55:05 PM  
Was it a mountain of mash potatoes?
 
2012-03-25 01:55:40 PM  
In unrelated news FTFA, this is what the Brits will be wearing in they F-up the olympics like every other country in recent memory has F-d it up.

www.independent.co.uk
 
2012-03-25 01:56:01 PM  
Damn. I'd love to take off work to sell them bottles of tap water that have "100% homeopathic health cure" labels on them.
 
2012-03-25 01:58:00 PM  
The far left, ladies and gentlemen.

/Oooh, I sure hope they don't force us to do drugs, have sex and sleep outside by a campfire!
//The horror! The horror!
 
2012-03-25 01:58:40 PM  

phenn: Trance750: A Terrible Human: The mass suicide tag is very appropriate because that's what I imagine is going to happen when they figure out the world isn't ending.

Nope. Nor is the world going to end in 2012, either. Live will go on, such as it is.

I thought Live broke up years ago.


Ahh DAMMIT.

/typo
 
2012-03-25 01:59:36 PM  
Just give them Seattle.
Link (new window)
 
2012-03-25 01:59:39 PM  

Trance750: Nor is the world going to end in 2012.

even money.

/nurturing a secret fear that there is an afterlife and that the wprld does end this year we'll have to deal with an eternity of "i told you so" from smug mayan prophesy types.
//IT WAS A COINCIDENCE, ASSHOLES!
 
2012-03-25 01:59:43 PM  
Back about a week ago, I was seeing this podcast that it explained that, in truth, the so called 2012 or the Endtimes is not so much as destruction and death, rather than, instead, it's a the revelation of all truths, the removal of the veil we have, the removal of all lies.

Could you imagine that, instead of the destruction fest we think it will be, the day of the end of the world was instead a massive leak of information of every lie, every hidden deal, every single government file of anything you can think of (from taxt breaks to nuclear launch codes), and in such a massive wave that it would be impossible for the world governments to control? Could you imagine the sudden impact that would have on society.

Anyways, here's the video (new window, spanish, so there), and Happy Apocalypse.
 
2012-03-25 01:59:48 PM  

borg: Trance750: Sometimes I wish they would all disappear, and help raise the collective IQ for those still here

I was just watching some show on discovery channel about building bunkers I think the IQ only goes up if those loons disappear.


When they emerge from the bunkers though, there will probably be more of them on the way, bunkers being on the whole pretty dull.
 
2012-03-25 02:01:14 PM  
Folks, they're not hippies. New Agers, spiritualists, occultists.... yes. But not hippies.

Also, I just learned that the French equivalent for UFO is OVNI. Heh, if we used "non-identified" like the French, our acronym would be NIFO.

/hehe...
//NIFO
 
2012-03-25 02:02:32 PM  
I call it the "B" ark.
 
2012-03-25 02:02:55 PM  

DeltaPunch: Folks, they're not hippies. New Agers, spiritualists, occultists.... yes. But not hippies.


Real Amurikans know there's only three types of people:
1. Patriots
2. Hippies
3. Commies
 
2012-03-25 02:02:56 PM  
YES

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-03-25 02:03:04 PM  
FTA: though their naked group climbs up to the peak have raised concerns as well as eyebrows
That wouldn't be the only thing raised.
 
2012-03-25 02:03:14 PM  

CygnusDarius: Could you imagine that, instead of the destruction fest we think it will be, the day of the end of the world was instead a massive leak of information of every lie, every hidden deal, every single government file of anything you can think of (from taxt breaks to nuclear launch codes), and in such a massive wave that it would be impossible for the world governments to control? Could you imagine the sudden impact that would have on society..


i'm pretty sure that if everyone everywhere suddenly knew the truth about how our world REALLY operates....well, we'd get our apocalypse alright. There's things buried out there that nobody wants to admit to doing, and they'd rather murder the world than admit to having done it.
 
2012-03-25 02:07:01 PM  

Weaver95: hippies: 'duuude. the mother ship didn't show up. back to work on monday I guess. pass the bong!'

christian militants: 'Jesus didn't show! we have sinned! we should take all our guns and PURGE ALL SINNERS FROM THE EARTH!'

I think the hippies are less of a threat.


Imagine this, if you will.

The Day comes, all Christians, especially the fundamentalists feel it coming. They all gather, dressed in their best clothes, in open fields and churches all over the world, but we'll focus on America. Hundreds of militant christians announce the day, and people laugh, but then, it happens. The world falls silent, no birds sing, the animals huddle and hide out of fear, and form the sky, Seven Trumpets sound. The Christians kneel and cry tears of joy "Hallelujah! The Lord has Come!" they praise.

The sky splits open, revealing a light brighter than anything you've ever seen. The Christians kneel (again) and sing praise to the Lord. A chorus of... Screams? Is heard. It's nothing, maybe the Damned, trying to reach out to God. Then, they see them, hundreds, nay, thousands, of human figures descending unto the world in glorious light. But then, the world trembles, the ground opens and from the ground, giant emerge, clad in iron and axes. Many Christians die and look up to the sky and ask "What is going on? Why won't you help us, Lord?".

Then, they realize the men descending are not angels, but the Einherjar, rushing to battle the giants in one final blaze of glory.

It's Ragnarok, and the Christian fundamentalists stand in between the giants and the Aesir, unarmed, unarmored, and in their knees.
 
2012-03-25 02:08:29 PM  

Weaver95: i'm pretty sure that if everyone everywhere suddenly knew the truth about how our world REALLY operates....well, we'd get our apocalypse alright. There's things buried out there that nobody wants to admit to doing, and they'd rather murder the world than admit to having done it.


So true, sadly, but I'd like to think that the honest, good folk would prevail in the end.
 
2012-03-25 02:09:42 PM  

Weaver95: hippies: 'duuude. the mother ship didn't show up. back to work on monday I guess. pass the bong!'

christian militants: 'Jesus didn't show! we have sinned! we should take all our guns and PURGE ALL SINNERS FROM THE EARTH!'

I think the hippies are less of a threat.


.
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Nice to see that you can work your uneducated bigotry into every single thread.
 
2012-03-25 02:10:02 PM  

Weaver95: hippies: 'duuude. the mother ship didn't show up. back to work on monday I guess. pass the bong!'

christian militants: 'Jesus didn't show! we have sinned! we should take all our guns and PURGE ALL SINNERS FROM THE EARTH!'

I think the hippies are less of a threat.


Never figured you for a troll. I stand corrected.
 
2012-03-25 02:10:34 PM  

CygnusDarius: It's Ragnarok, and the Christian fundamentalists stand in between the giants and the Aesir, unarmed, unarmored, and in their knees.


I think everyone would have noticed the Fimbulwinter before then, and made the proper religious conversions.
 
2012-03-25 02:11:35 PM  
Charlie... Charlie...
 
2012-03-25 02:13:04 PM  

david_gaithersburg:
Nice to see that you can work your uneducated bigotry into every single thread.


I am FAR more worried about militant christian cults going nutso than I am about a bunch of stoned hippies praying at a mountain spirit for the weekend. For starters - the hippies will eventually sober up and just go home. plus, they're unarmed. The militant Christian cultitsts tho? they tend to pack more mil-spec gear than local SWAT teams, and three times the ammo to boot.
 
2012-03-25 02:13:16 PM  
They should build a RocDonald's near the peak. With the Grand Pumba (McRib meal)
 
2012-03-25 02:13:19 PM  

theorellior: CygnusDarius: It's Ragnarok, and the Christian fundamentalists stand in between the giants and the Aesir, unarmed, unarmored, and in their knees.

I think everyone would have noticed the Fimbulwinter before then, and made the proper religious conversions.


Makes more sense that a warlike society that enjoys feasting, drinking and fighting, worship gods that like feasting, drinking and fighting.
 
2012-03-25 02:13:50 PM  

publikenemy: Never figured you for a troll. I stand corrected.


i'm sorry - did I ruin your hippie bashing thread?
 
2012-03-25 02:14:17 PM  
Someone send them a few thousand crates filled with copies of this:
i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-25 02:15:22 PM  

CygnusDarius: theorellior: CygnusDarius: It's Ragnarok, and the Christian fundamentalists stand in between the giants and the Aesir, unarmed, unarmored, and in their knees.

I think everyone would have noticed the Fimbulwinter before then, and made the proper religious conversions.

Makes more sense that a warlike society that enjoys feasting, drinking and fighting, worship gods that like feasting, drinking and fighting.


I wonder what it says about our society when we say we worship a god of peace, then go out and slaughter LOTS of people in his name....
 
2012-03-25 02:15:42 PM  

CygnusDarius: Weaver95: hippies: 'duuude. the mother ship didn't show up. back to work on monday I guess. pass the bong!'

christian militants: 'Jesus didn't show! we have sinned! we should take all our guns and PURGE ALL SINNERS FROM THE EARTH!'

I think the hippies are less of a threat.

Imagine this, if you will.

The Day comes, all Christians, especially the fundamentalists feel it coming. They all gather, dressed in their best clothes, in open fields and churches all over the world, but we'll focus on America. Hundreds of militant christians ......

It's Ragnarok, and the Christian fundamentalists stand in between the giants and the Aesir, unarmed, unarmored, and in their knees.



Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
2012-03-25 02:16:26 PM  

Weaver95: publikenemy: Never figured you for a troll. I stand corrected.

i'm sorry - did I ruin your hippie bashing thread?


Bored today? Or still bitter that your precious OWS revolution never took hold...they did manage to dump buckets of shiat and piss at JP Morgan the other day..so there's that
 
2012-03-25 02:16:27 PM  

CygnusDarius: the animals huddle and hide out of fear, and form the sky,


Does it rain poo a lot in that reality?
 
2012-03-25 02:17:01 PM  
I'd think there be alot of arson casses!
 
2012-03-25 02:17:24 PM  

Weaver95: CygnusDarius: theorellior: CygnusDarius: It's Ragnarok, and the Christian fundamentalists stand in between the giants and the Aesir, unarmed, unarmored, and in their knees.

I think everyone would have noticed the Fimbulwinter before then, and made the proper religious conversions.

Makes more sense that a warlike society that enjoys feasting, drinking and fighting, worship gods that like feasting, drinking and fighting.

I wonder what it says about our society when we say we worship a god of peace, then go out and slaughter LOTS of people in his name....


Either he's not a God of Peace, or nobody's actually worshiping that guy.
 
2012-03-25 02:18:24 PM  
t0.gstatic.com

He who laughs first...
 
2012-03-25 02:18:39 PM  

publikenemy: Weaver95: publikenemy: Never figured you for a troll. I stand corrected.

i'm sorry - did I ruin your hippie bashing thread?

Bored today? Or still bitter that your precious OWS revolution never took hold...they did manage to dump buckets of shiat and piss at JP Morgan the other day..so there's that


Uh, oh, someone's butthurt.
 
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