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(Daily Mail)   Jersey Shore producers finally tell Snooki her 15 minutes have expired   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 66
    More: Followup, Jersey Shore, The Situation, Snooki, j-woww, liam, Mike Sorrentino  
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2012-03-25 08:31:56 AM  
thank fark for that
 
2012-03-25 08:33:47 AM  
h0key.net
 
2012-03-25 08:36:33 AM  
Hasn't the show itself outlived its 15 minutes?
 
2012-03-25 08:42:06 AM  
I will never understand the obsession with these pathetic excuses for life. fark snooki and fark the situation.

I normally don't take the hipster stance on this kind of stuff. But I am so proud to have never seen an episode of this.

I do love watching the gif of this skank getting punched in her ugly farking face though.
 
2012-03-25 08:44:11 AM  
Don't fret chaps, she still has her spin off show and being preggers, we'll surely get many updates. This monster is far from dead...
 
2012-03-25 08:48:39 AM  
Right now there is only one thing that matters in a post-Hunger Games world and that is "what did the stars' have for breakfast today?"
 
2012-03-25 08:50:30 AM  
I'm glad she's taking her pregnancy seriously by using a 'real baby' simulator doll. It's really the best way for new parents to become adjusted to the demands of new born. Kudos to her and her friend for making efforts to move forward with their lives.
 
2012-03-25 09:02:20 AM  

bump: I'm glad she's taking her pregnancy seriously by using a 'real baby' simulator doll. It's really the best way for new parents to become adjusted to the demands of new born. Kudos to her and her friend for making efforts to move forward with their lives.


fark that, it's a cry for attention. She deserves no kudos. She is a vapid coont that I would love to die in a Ryan Dunn type fireball carwreck
 
2012-03-25 09:23:09 AM  
One thing that I find to be amusing is the shift in culture over at MTV. Years ago there was a girl on The Real World...one of the first few seasons IIRC...who drank just as much as today's Jersey Shore Cast. She got blackout drunk, stumbled around, etc. The producers had to pull her aside and tell her to pump the brakes a bit on the partying.

Today, the powers that be at MTV seem to openly encourage the debauchery.

To me at least, this is an interesting observation. What does this mean about society's acceptance of such hard partying folk? Not sure, but I have a feeling that it is not good.
 
2012-03-25 09:25:00 AM  

bump: I'm glad she's taking her pregnancy seriously by using a 'real baby' simulator doll. It's really the best way for new parents to become adjusted to the demands of new born. Kudos to her and her friend for making efforts to move forward with their lives.


Now THAT'S funny.
 
2012-03-25 09:30:22 AM  
Well, Jersey Shore or not, I'm sure we haven't heard the last of this fresh-faced young talent.
 
2012-03-25 09:52:07 AM  

shorynot: I will never understand the obsession with these pathetic excuses for life.


Blame the womens. They LOVE clucking about this bullshiat. See also: Kardashians

I do love watching the gif of this skank getting punched in her ugly farking face though.

Sadly it was that incident that made the show a massive hit. The ratings before that episode were only above average before that aired.
 
2012-03-25 09:58:19 AM  

Endive Wombat: One thing that I find to be amusing is the shift in culture over at MTV. Years ago there was a girl on The Real World...one of the first few seasons IIRC...who drank just as much as today's Jersey Shore Cast. She got blackout drunk, stumbled around, etc. The producers had to pull her aside and tell her to pump the brakes a bit on the partying.

Today, the powers that be at MTV seem to openly encourage the debauchery.

To me at least, this is an interesting observation. What does this mean about society's acceptance of such hard partying folk? Not sure, but I have a feeling that it is not good.


Oh yeah, I think that was Real World Hawaii
 
2012-03-25 10:07:03 AM  
Can we be grateful that Suzanne Collins didn't catch "Jersey Shore" and turn Katriss into a post-apocalyptic Snooki?
 
2012-03-25 10:40:29 AM  
Jersey Shore does more to stereotype Italians than The Sopranos ever did. At least in the Sopranos the Italians who looked bad were the Mafia.
 
2012-03-25 10:41:31 AM  
OtherLittleGuy: Can we be grateful that Suzanne Collins didn't catch "Jersey Shore" and turn Katriss into a post-apocalyptic Snooki?

Because, who would want to follow the adventures of a heroine named Katpiss?

/The entire show caught about 15 seconds of my attention. I came; I saw; I vomitted.
 
2012-03-25 10:57:10 AM  
deep six the entire production, including the people who came up with the "idea".
 
2012-03-25 11:00:00 AM  
Did I have a stroke or is that the worst edited article in the history of forever?
 
2012-03-25 11:00:22 AM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Right now there is only one thing that matters in a post-Hunger Games world and that is "what did the stars' have for breakfast today?"


Dick. She had dick for breakfast.
 
2012-03-25 11:04:18 AM  
I got a sawbuck here that says a Snooki sex tape gets "accidentally leaked" within a year of her leaving that show.

/ewwwww
 
2012-03-25 11:04:22 AM  

Sasquach: Don't fret chaps, she still has her spin off show and being preggers, we'll surely get many updates. This monster is far from dead...


Yep. It's Bethenny Ever After all over again.
 
2012-03-25 11:22:07 AM  
Instead, the piowers at be are hoping to concentrate on wild new castmates.
 
2012-03-25 11:23:27 AM  
cont.

Yes, usually when there is a new class the show bombs.

/fingers crossed
 
2012-03-25 11:38:03 AM  

wildstarr: Instead, the piowers at be are hoping to concentrate on wild new castmates.


I believe the article referred to them as "new talent."
 
2012-03-25 11:46:20 AM  
Wait, you mean producers don't like higher salaries combined with lower ratings?
 
2012-03-25 12:22:23 PM  
I watched one episode just to see what all the buzz was about. Apparently, it's about a group of individuals acting like jackasses and constantly telling the camera how cool they are.

If I want to put up with that, I'll go hang out with my ex-inlaws.
 
2012-03-25 12:24:30 PM  

Endive Wombat: One thing that I find to be amusing is the shift in culture over at MTV. Years ago there was a girl on The Real World...one of the first few seasons IIRC...who drank just as much as today's Jersey Shore Cast. She got blackout drunk, stumbled around, etc. The producers had to pull her aside and tell her to pump the brakes a bit on the partying.


Think it was Ruthie from Real World Hawaii. IIRC, the only reason the producers got on her is that she got blackout drunk, then drove cars, which they had on film. If they didn't say anything, it could have been construed as MTV saying Drunk Driving is okay.
 
2012-03-25 12:35:57 PM  
Ew. Snookie camel toe in tfa. Not good.
 
2012-03-25 12:51:30 PM  
Who?
 
2012-03-25 01:07:08 PM  
Sources close to show makers 495 Productions have revealed the production company is currently looking for new talent.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
 
2012-03-25 01:07:31 PM  
IMHO, this guy may have the right idea.

God Bless America (NSFW Language new window)
 
2012-03-25 01:08:24 PM  

Ender's: Sources close to show makers 495 Productions have revealed the production company is currently looking for new talent.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


what, someone finally sober up?
 
2012-03-25 01:13:59 PM  
Sad to see Snooki go, but after this last season I'm relieved that Mike is getting the boot. He's just an awful human being.
 
2012-03-25 01:15:38 PM  
The low end of the Caucasian gene pool.
 
2012-03-25 01:24:29 PM  
So we're not going to see Snooki's miscarriage?
 
2012-03-25 01:27:42 PM  
Those pictures of Snooki at the source are quite possibly at nuclear levels of attention whore.
 
2012-03-25 01:32:13 PM  

skinink: Jersey Shore does more to stereotype Italians than The Sopranos ever did. At least in the Sopranos the Italians who looked bad were the Mafia.


Weren't the Italians in the Sopranos actual Italians? It's like a mob rule, because of the trust issues. These are mostly pretend Italians, so I don't know if it makes Italians look bad. But, where it stands, pretend Italians look really bad... We can see why the Mafia had it's rules. So, in retrospect, The Jersey Shore actually makes real Italians look very normal.
 
2012-03-25 01:33:11 PM  

Ed Finnerty: So we're not going to see Snooki's miscarriage?


You know, if/when her spawn ends up diagnosed with severe FAS, we'll never hear the end of it.
 
2012-03-25 01:39:50 PM  

ADubs86: Endive Wombat: One thing that I find to be amusing is the shift in culture over at MTV. Years ago there was a girl on The Real World...one of the first few seasons IIRC...who drank just as much as today's Jersey Shore Cast. She got blackout drunk, stumbled around, etc. The producers had to pull her aside and tell her to pump the brakes a bit on the partying.

Think it was Ruthie from Real World Hawaii. IIRC, the only reason the producers got on her is that she got blackout drunk, then drove cars, which they had on film. If they didn't say anything, it could have been construed as MTV saying Drunk Driving is okay.


That's what I remember too. I'm pretty sure I also read somewhere that they now provide liquor to the cast in order to make things more "real" since after about the third or fourth season, it was all just a bunch of attention whoars on that stupid show anyway.

/still remembers the first Real World
 
2012-03-25 02:00:01 PM  
Her 15 minutes of fame were up 22 minutes ago.
 
2012-03-25 02:02:47 PM  
MTV is missing a terrific opportunity to turn this into an awesome story arc.
They could film the destruction of the group in some sort of "Decline of Western Civilization Part 3, the Reality Years" show.
 
2012-03-25 02:07:28 PM  

SockMonkeyHolocaust: Right now there is only one thing that matters in a post-Hunger Games world and that is "what did the stars' have for breakfast today?"


Heh, I watched Michael Collins last night and titular dude wanted to know "what they had for breakfast" about the British in order to kill them.
 
2012-03-25 02:12:36 PM  

shorynot: I will never understand the obsession with these pathetic excuses for life. fark snooki and fark the situation.

I normally don't take the hipster stance on this kind of stuff. But I am so proud to have never seen an episode of this.

I do love watching the gif of this skank getting punched in her ugly farking face though.


LOL tough guy enjoying battery on a tiny female, while also claiming he hates something he's never watched.

Bonus points for the pic in your profile trying to look hard, you tiny dicked little biatch.
 
2012-03-25 02:12:45 PM  
So despite MTV and everyone else saying the entire cast will return for the next season, we just heard from AN INSIDE SOURCE that they will be phased out next year. Trust us.
 
2012-03-25 02:18:18 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: Ed Finnerty: So we're not going to see Snooki's miscarriage?

You know, if/when her spawn ends up diagnosed with severe FAS, we'll never hear the end of it.


MTV will turn it into some awful reality series called something like "My Wide-Eyed Life with Snooki".
 
2012-03-25 02:29:33 PM  

shorynot: I will never understand the obsession with these pathetic excuses for life. fark snooki and fark the situation.

I normally don't take the hipster stance on this kind of stuff. But I am so proud to have never seen an episode of this.

I do love watching the gif of this skank getting punched in her ugly farking face though.


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2012-03-25 02:35:41 PM  

bel4sucks: shorynot: I will never understand the obsession with these pathetic excuses for life. fark snooki and fark the situation.

I normally don't take the hipster stance on this kind of stuff. But I am so proud to have never seen an episode of this.

I do love watching the gif of this skank getting punched in her ugly farking face though.

LOL tough guy enjoying battery on a tiny female, while also claiming he hates something he's never watched.

Bonus points for the pic in your profile trying to look hard, you tiny dicked little biatch.


Holy crap dude, is it your kid she's having?
 
2012-03-25 02:49:41 PM  

skinink: Jersey Shore does more to stereotype Italians than The Sopranos ever did. At least in the Sopranos the Italians who looked bad were the Mafia.


Snooki's makes Italians look bad, and she's not even Italian!

She's actually Chilean, and she co-opted the guidette look to fit in at high school.
 
2012-03-25 03:04:10 PM  

rhiannon: Holy crap dude, is it your kid she's having?


No, why? Did you hear me compliment Snooki in any way?
 
2012-03-25 04:05:36 PM  

bel4sucks: rhiannon: Holy crap dude, is it your kid she's having?

No, why? Did you hear me compliment Snooki in any way?


You seem waaaaay too protective of the meatball. Real meatballs are worthy of protection, but not this one.
 
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