She is an effective attention whore so there's that.

She was 7 during 9/11.

You are old.

Babwa Wawa: who the hell is courtney stodden?

A 40 year old woman that pretends she's 17.

No doubt the properatsi types were simply hair assing her...

/subtle?

It's not news, it's attention whores.

not to be one of those people, but...who?

FTFA: Although she did fall once into the sand, much to the amusement of passers by, before finally skating on her own.

What the hell...skating is easy. Also, those look like rink rentals. If your doing a photo shoot you might as well spring for some good looking sexy skates.

Yes, there are sexy skates.

WTF!
What is the obsession with AW? Really??

She looks 35 going on 20 with all the cosmetic detailing..

When is the sex tape due out?? We all know that will be next.

No, I will not watch it. Unless it's a snuff film.. just sayin'

The nice thing about the photographer's work here is that he really captures just how much you'd hate her in real life.

That's just a serious case of road rash waiting to happen.

I'm going to feel sorry for that old perv she married when she realizes he isn't going to be useful in her quest to be rich and famous. She's going to clean him out.

You gotta like a girl who doesn't mind the smell of Ben Gay.

How do you roller skate on a beach?

\dnrtfa

Bartleby the Scrivener: How do you roller skate on a beach?

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Aw, look at that nice man, helping that old woman across the street.

MoronLessOff: Bartleby the Scrivener: How do you roller skate on a beach?

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Good man.

Am I the only one who looked at those pics and screamed "For God's sake eat something!"

bwilson27: MoronLessOff: Bartleby the Scrivener: How do you roller skate on a beach?

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Good man.

What can I say...wheels is sexy.

JNowe: I'm going to feel sorry for that old perv she married when she realizes he isn't going to be useful in her quest to be rich and famous. She's going to clean him out.

He deserves no sympathy.

Mugato: I don't know who she is but I'm also trying to place her "X-Files actor" husband. I guess I don't remember The X-Files very well and I watched it all the time. I know he's not Skinner, that's Mitch Pigiliglettileti. Oh well, who cares.

I only know him as the creepy guard who intentionally botched the execution and stomped on the mouse in The Green Mile.

I'm also sad I can't say "who?" anymore when these Stodden threads come along.

meehaw: GAT_00: Babwa Wawa: who the hell is courtney stodden?
A 40 year old woman that pretends she's 17.
Exactly.
Seriously, how is it that she is 17 and her face, body and voice are that of a 40 year old?

Where? Seriously, point out the crows feet, saggy skin, and other marks of a 40-year-old woman. That stuff on her face is called "too much make-up."

It's sad you guys can't come up with any better insult than "she's old." She isn't old, and she doesn't look old. Here you have a young woman, a woman with a killer body, even--and the best thing you can come up with is "she looks old." Except what she looks like is a very young woman who wears too much make-up. Your views of women in general must be pretty warped.

Angry Buddha: Mugato: I don't know who she is but I'm also trying to place her "X-Files actor" husband. I guess I don't remember The X-Files very well and I watched it all the time. I know he's not Skinner, that's Mitch Pigiliglettileti. Oh well, who cares.

I only know him as the creepy guard who intentionally botched the execution and stomped on the mouse in The Green Mile.

I'm also sad I can't say "who?" anymore when these Stodden threads come along.

He played the super-flexible, liver eating serial killer Eugene Victor Tooms in two first season episodes. Memorable, but not exactly what I would call a regular or even recurring character.

cryinoutloud: It's sad you guys can't come up with any better insult than "she's old." She isn't old, and she doesn't look old. Here you have a young woman, a woman with a killer body, even--and the best thing you can come up with is "she looks old." Except what she looks like is a very young woman who wears too much make-up. Your views of women in general must be pretty warped.

That's a pretty good troll. I give it an eight.

OK?

Ah, yes, another installation of "Spunkbucket And The Man."

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OK?

That looks shooped. I can tell.

/nice work!

GAT_00: Babwa Wawa: who the hell is courtney stodden?

A 40 year old woman that pretends she's 17.

If she's 17, then I am 8.

Grables'Daughter
GAT_00: Babwa Wawa: who the hell is courtney stodden?

A 40 year old woman that pretends she's 17.

If she's 17, then I am 8.

Unpossible. 8 year old's don't have shiny metal asses.

/then again, didn't know you were a 'dancer'.........

DrippinBalls: Grables'Daughter
GAT_00: Babwa Wawa: who the hell is courtney stodden?

A 40 year old woman that pretends she's 17.

If she's 17, then I am 8.

Unpossible. 8 year old's don't have shiny metal asses.

/then again, didn't know you were a 'dancer'.........

The things you learn on Fark.

_{/I am not really eight years old}

Why are there only two pictures of her?

Okay, seriously, what's the deal with her upper legs? They just look... odd... But I think I've figured it out: My five-year-old grandsquidlet loves to play with Barbie dolls, and the place where the legs are jointed to Barbie's body looks exactly like the way her legs are attached to her torso. Very weird.

DrippinBalls: Grables'Daughter
GAT_00: Babwa Wawa: who the hell is courtney stodden?

A 40 year old woman that pretends she's 17.

If she's 17, then I am 8.

Unpossible. 8 year old's don't have shiny metal asses.

/then again, didn't know you were a 'dancer'.........

Perhaps she's an eroto-bot in service for 8 years; Designed and programmed to make pants tight.

And don't farking come in me.
Aim for her teets eddie.

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With A Fifth of Beethoven in the soundtrack of your mind.

I'm becoming convinced she may be the first ever case of death from botox overdose.

LeroyBourne: And don't farking come in me.
Aim for her teets eddie.

Um, um, if you wouldn't mind, would you... um, would you mind calling me Dirk from now on?

I expected a fark meme and I left disappointed!