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(Washington Post)   Dick Cheney in recovery after heart plant surgery   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 544
    More: Unlikely, Dick Cheney, heart transplants, coronary arteries, surgery  
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2012-03-24 07:22:51 PM  
Winner.
 
2012-03-24 08:05:24 PM  
This is still the best one.
 
2012-03-24 08:08:29 PM  
Best so far.
 
2012-03-24 08:37:19 PM  
Best one. Mods should change tag to News and green this one, IMO. Kudos to Subby.

Also, while I vehemently disagree with Mr. Cheney on many issues and despise much of what he has said/done in his political career, &c, I wish him a speedy recovery.
 
2012-03-24 08:44:10 PM  
I just hope the heart came from a gay antiwar democrat.
 
2012-03-24 08:57:25 PM  
Not that hard to replace a lump of coal.
 
2012-03-24 08:57:57 PM  

Warthog: I just hope the heart came from a gay antiwar democrat.


Pretty sure that with a ghey daughter, he's not a homophobe.

/Still an asshole, though
 
2012-03-24 08:58:16 PM  
What a bastard.
 
2012-03-24 08:58:39 PM  
yes, i had: doesn't some need a heart to have a heart transplant?
+1 subby!
 
2012-03-24 08:58:52 PM  
He HAD a heart....?
 
2012-03-24 08:58:52 PM  

Warthog: I just hope the heart came from a black muslim vegan gay antiwar democrat.


FTFY. I loathe Cheney, and hope when he dies, he goes slowly.....but not yet. I want him to see Obama and later Presidents finally fix the mess he and Dubya made while they were in charge.
 
2012-03-24 08:59:13 PM  
Cheney: Condi, I need a heart.

Rice: I've been saying that about you ever since the first day I met you.

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-03-24 08:59:17 PM  
came for the sith lord pictures...................hoping for the best
 
2012-03-24 08:59:22 PM  
I heard he suffered from a heart condition. More specifically, a lack of one.
 
2012-03-24 08:59:28 PM  
+1 for subby
 
2012-03-24 08:59:46 PM  

Warthog: I just hope the heart came from a gay antiwar democrat.


You're being redundant.
 
2012-03-24 09:00:25 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: He HAD a heart....?


He has/had a blood-distributing muscle.
 
2012-03-24 09:00:35 PM  
rookery.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-03-24 09:00:52 PM  
What a waste.
 
2012-03-24 09:00:53 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Warthog: I just hope the heart came from a black muslim vegan gay antiwar democrat.

FTFY. I loathe Cheney, and hope when he dies, he goes slowly.....but not yet. I want him to see Obama and later Presidents finally fix the mess he and Dubya made while they were in charge.




Uhm, not to be negative about the fixin (which I hope happens, yes) but it will take a hell of a long time if it happens at all. We are in the shiatter, and its folks like ol' Dickhead that was pulling the chain to flush the future away.

We are (imo) majorly farked.
 
2012-03-24 09:01:05 PM  
Sacn of previous one:

i922.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-24 09:01:14 PM  
If you eat another persons heart does it technically count as a transplant?
 
2012-03-24 09:01:14 PM  

humanshrapnel: Warthog: I just hope the heart came from a gay antiwar democrat.

Pretty sure that with a ghey daughter, he's not a homophobe.

/Still an asshole, though


Someone needs to photoshop a Grinch heart over his chest.
 
2012-03-24 09:01:21 PM  
I can only hope he comes out of the hospital looking like this.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-03-24 09:01:25 PM  

elffster: What a bastard.


That's why I love him. He's enough of an asshole to shoot a lawyer in the face and not have a goddamned thing happen.
 
2012-03-24 09:01:42 PM  
I wonder if having a heart will change him at all.
 
2012-03-24 09:02:14 PM  
*scan

/sigh
 
2012-03-24 09:02:27 PM  
Also, he may be a formerly heartless bastard, but the only thing he is afraid of, it's that dreadful lawless land of Canada (new window).
 
2012-03-24 09:02:35 PM  
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas" would have been a lot shorter with heart transplants available.
 
2012-03-24 09:02:47 PM  
Why did they waste it on THAT piece of shiat?!

They should have just let him slowly suffocate.
 
2012-03-24 09:03:20 PM  
Where did they find a lump of coal big enough to replace the burned-out one?
 
2012-03-24 09:03:22 PM  
Some are at odds with giving something to the tin man.
 
2012-03-24 09:03:25 PM  
Well that sucks. I hoped he would die.
 
2012-03-24 09:03:28 PM  

Warthog: I just hope the heart came from a gay antiwar democrat.


Huh

I was hoping for chain-smoking, alcoholic follower of the bacon 'n' lard diet
 
2012-03-24 09:04:38 PM  
God Bless Dick Cheney. He is a great American. Get well soon!
 
2012-03-24 09:04:44 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: elffster: What a bastard.

That's why I love him. He's enough of an asshole to shoot a lawyer in the face and not have a goddamned thing happen.


That's not true. The lawyer apologized to him.
 
2012-03-24 09:04:47 PM  
I bet the heart rejects him.
 
2012-03-24 09:04:48 PM  
Best wishes for your recovery, Mr. Cheney.
 
2012-03-24 09:06:17 PM  
Who did he kill to get it?
 
2012-03-24 09:06:26 PM  

Lost Thought 00: What a waste.


Exactly, he has damn high quality government healthcare. This is one instance when a death panel would be appropriate.
 
2012-03-24 09:07:01 PM  
FT!:"Former vice president Dick Cheney, who has suffered five heart attacks since his late 30s, underwent a heart transplant Saturday after more than 20 months on a transplant list"

Surprised he had to wait. Hard to believe that I have to give the guy kudos for patience.
Unless it was a tissue typing kind of thing, dark lord donors are kind of rare.
 
2012-03-24 09:07:33 PM  
His previous implant left him without a pulse.
I thought that was fitting.
http://gizmodo.com/5591021/dick-cheney-has-no-pulse-seriously (new window)

Darwin is rolling in his....
www.lucidcafe.com
 
2012-03-24 09:07:37 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: Smeggy Smurf: elffster: What a bastard.

That's why I love him. He's enough of an asshole to shoot a lawyer in the face and not have a goddamned thing happen.

That's not true. The lawyer apologized to him.


goddamnitsomuch

I've only met two lawyers I didn't want to shoot. Both are Freemasons who help people in a bind.
 
2012-03-24 09:07:44 PM  
How the hell did he qualify for a new heart? Based on his age, he should have been pretty low on the donor list.

Political connections? Expect some repurcussions off of this.
 
2012-03-24 09:07:49 PM  
Well done, Subby.
 
2012-03-24 09:07:54 PM  
If I pay for Cheney's health insurance with my tax dollars, why can't I get covered under his planand get his level of coverage?
 
2012-03-24 09:08:14 PM  
I guffawed. GUFFAWED.

+1
 
2012-03-24 09:08:36 PM  

Wind Chimes: Best one. Mods should change tag to News and green this one, IMO. Kudos to Subby.

Also, while I vehemently disagree with Mr. Cheney on many issues and despise much of what he has said/done in his political career, &c, I wish him a speedy recovery.



Why?

I wish he would have died of the first one at 37. The world would have been a better place.
 
2012-03-24 09:08:44 PM  
I heard he also had an asshole transplant years ago, but the asshole rejected him
 
2012-03-24 09:09:18 PM  

brerrabbit: How the hell did he qualify for a new heart? Based on his age, he should have been pretty low on the donor list.


Please. Steve friggin' Jobs got a liver - of course Dick Cheney's on the "VIP list."
 
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