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2012-03-24 04:02:40 PM
I dated my ex's best friend..
 
2012-03-24 04:02:44 PM
Is she hot?
 
2012-03-24 04:02:46 PM
No, I have strict rules against this. Any friend's ex, if dated for more than 1mo, is off limits.
 
2012-03-24 04:03:14 PM
What if you ARE your best friend's ex?
 
2012-03-24 04:05:46 PM
Well... if my best friend broke up with his ex it would be major drama... he's been with her approaching 10 years. She's really cute/hot and she's a nice person... she's kind of vapid and uninteresting to me... I wouldn't date her but I'd bang her. heh... Yeah, I've told him this... we had a good laugh about it.
 
2012-03-24 04:05:53 PM
Oh, HELL to the no. It's part of my code.
 
2012-03-24 04:07:00 PM
Only if TMLO was her ex.
 
2012-03-24 04:07:51 PM
My neighbor's girlfriend just moved out and she was hot. I'd bang her but, after listening to what he says they fought about, I wouldn't date her.
 
2012-03-24 04:08:21 PM
Jessie's. I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. :-(
 
2012-03-24 04:09:25 PM
I'd make sure enough time had passed. And then I'd ask.
 
2012-03-24 04:09:39 PM
Bros before hos.
 
2012-03-24 04:09:47 PM
If you date your buddy's ex, he gets to constantly razz you about how he totally hit that before you, and go into graphic detail about all the different ways he plowed her.
 
2012-03-24 04:10:53 PM

Mark Ratner: Jessie's. I feel so dirty when they start talking cute. :-(


Thanks for the earworm, assclown.

:-)
 
2012-03-24 04:11:20 PM
I currently am. It's a twisted tale, for sure.
 
hng
2012-03-24 04:11:46 PM
She's hot, she's actually pretty cool for a chick, and I like her parents.... but they had been dating for way too long, and there is too much post dating drama, so I wouldn't.

Now if it was some chick he went out with only a couple times and it didn't work out, and then we ended up meeting up somewhere down the road... yeah, I'd do something like that.
 
2012-03-24 04:11:56 PM
I AM my best friend's ex!

/I would date me, I'm cool
 
2012-03-24 04:12:06 PM

Marysue: Only if TMLO was her ex.


That's very considerate of yHEYWAITAMINUTE
 
2012-03-24 04:12:14 PM

permabanme: If you date your buddy's ex, he gets to constantly razz you about how he totally hit that before you, and go into graphic detail about all the different ways he plowed her.


This. A buddy of mine got together with a chick that I had only dated for like 2-3 weeks, so it was part of the exception clause to the rule.

However, for the first 6 months of their relationship, I would consistently ask him "How's the ol sloppy seconds?"
 
2012-03-24 04:12:34 PM

MissFeasance: What if you ARE your best friend's ex?


This sounds like a setup for a masturbation joke.
 
hng
2012-03-24 04:12:51 PM

birdmanesq: I'd make sure enough time had passed. And then I'd ask.


ask who? Your wife?

"Honey... can I date Joe's ex-gf?"
 
2012-03-24 04:13:01 PM
I'm probably boning her while she's texting the breakup.
 
2012-03-24 04:13:14 PM

permabanme: If you date your buddy's ex, he gets to constantly razz you about how he totally hit that before you, and go into graphic detail about all the different ways he plowed her.


Then you get to tell him about her starfish.
 
2012-03-24 04:13:28 PM
This went green? That's unexpected
 
2012-03-24 04:14:52 PM
There are overwhelming excellent reasons why those people are exes. Not even with a permission slip and a Get Out Of Drama Free card.
 
2012-03-24 04:15:19 PM

texdent: This went green? That's unexpected


Unfortunately no one can be told about the TFD green, you have to experience it for yourself
 
2012-03-24 04:15:39 PM

balisane: There are overwhelming excellent reasons why those people are exes. Not even with a permission slip and a Get Out Of Drama Free card.


What if they can do that thing with the tongue that is like, WOAH...?
 
2012-03-24 04:15:59 PM

MissFeasance: What if you ARE your best friend's ex?


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2012-03-24 04:16:00 PM
Date? No.
Angry sex? Of course.
 
2012-03-24 04:16:16 PM

RexTalionis: MissFeasance: What if you ARE your best friend's ex?

This sounds like a setup for a masturbation joke.


I only wish I had that kind of foresight
 
2012-03-24 04:16:51 PM
Green? The hell
 
2012-03-24 04:16:52 PM
My best friends and I have wildly different tastes/standards. Even if we didn't, probably not.
 
2012-03-24 04:18:20 PM
I couldn't even imagine doing so.

Fond as I am of her, there is no way I could.
 
2012-03-24 04:19:36 PM

TheReverendLei: permabanme: If you date your buddy's ex, he gets to constantly razz you about how he totally hit that before you, and go into graphic detail about all the different ways he plowed her.

This. A buddy of mine got together with a chick that I had only dated for like 2-3 weeks, so it was part of the exception clause to the rule.

However, for the first 6 months of their relationship, I would consistently ask him "How's the ol sloppy seconds?"


And he never once mentioned how much happier she was now that she didn't have to fake it?
 
2012-03-24 04:20:49 PM

aiiee: I dated my ex's best friend..


Seconded. And the ex was fine with it, and laughed about the continuing drama... all 12 years of it. Finally the ex's friend and I broke up, went thru a FWB stage, and now we're just snarky friends.

Yeah, and back in my stupider days I banged my roomate's hot ex, after they broke up. She was all up in my face one night, and I told him. He was like, "ffffp... really? Shiat-- go for it, I really don't care. But, good luck when she starts with the clingy phone calls, dude." Yep-- my first lesson in "don't stick it in the crazy" *nods wistfully*
 
2012-03-24 04:21:30 PM

Marysue: TheReverendLei: permabanme: If you date your buddy's ex, he gets to constantly razz you about how he totally hit that before you, and go into graphic detail about all the different ways he plowed her.

This. A buddy of mine got together with a chick that I had only dated for like 2-3 weeks, so it was part of the exception clause to the rule.

However, for the first 6 months of their relationship, I would consistently ask him "How's the ol sloppy seconds?"

And he never once mentioned how much happier she was now that she didn't have to fake it?


Fake it? Nah, I may be out of shape, unemployed, and a general jackass, but I'm good at teh sex.
 
2012-03-24 04:22:47 PM
Well, I guess that's the end of this conversation.
 
2012-03-24 04:24:20 PM

TheReverendLei: balisane: There are overwhelming excellent reasons why those people are exes. Not even with a permission slip and a Get Out Of Drama Free card.

What if they can do that thing with the tongue that is like, WOAH...?


Hahaha. Not even to compare notes. Besides, in at least one case, any such advances would double one's chances of contracting his venereal disease.
 
2012-03-24 04:24:25 PM

MissFeasance: Green? The hell


Lulz... Now this is where I'm going to say some weird arbitrary shiat.

I wouldn't date her but I'd take a dump on her chest.

I'd take her to a restaurant like Taco Bell but I'd bring candles to be romantic.

She gave me a hand-job in a movie theatre once during a double date... it was okay, my friend was busy banging my g/f in a pooper stall during the event.

Her mouth felt like velvet from a Vegas casino.
 
2012-03-24 04:24:39 PM
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Marysue: permabanme: If you date your buddy's ex, he gets to constantly razz you about how he totally hit that before you, and go into graphic detail about all the different ways he plowed her.

Then you get to tell him about her starfish.


Dude, if you rode that starfish I hope you wore chaps is all.
 
2012-03-24 04:26:49 PM
There's a statute of limitations, I think. Depends on how long your friend dated her, and how long it's been since they broke up.
 
2012-03-24 04:27:13 PM

TheReverendLei: Marysue: TheReverendLei: permabanme: If you date your buddy's ex, he gets to constantly razz you about how he totally hit that before you, and go into graphic detail about all the different ways he plowed her.

This. A buddy of mine got together with a chick that I had only dated for like 2-3 weeks, so it was part of the exception clause to the rule.

However, for the first 6 months of their relationship, I would consistently ask him "How's the ol sloppy seconds?"

And he never once mentioned how much happier she was now that she didn't have to fake it?

Fake it? Nah, I may be out of shape, unemployed, and a general jackass, but I'm good at teh sex.


Uh huh.
 
2012-03-24 04:27:42 PM

Roman Fyseek: Well, I guess that's the end of this conversation.


or the start of something epically bad once this thing goes into the death pit of liter-ville.
 
2012-03-24 04:28:53 PM
Hmm, since this is going green, and my best friend is a liter, no, no I would not.
 
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2012-03-24 04:38:55 PM
Depends on the friend, and it depends on the ex.

My current roomie? The Hells I'd ever date one of the idiots he dates. Jeebus Frist, but he dates airheads. My boy Bob? He dates some damaged goods as well, but they at least share a wicked sense of humor, but he would go ballistic, being a jealous sort even once the ties are cut. My boy Dave? His exes are cute, they're funny, and he usually cuts relationships off without cutting off all ties, and they stay friends, so it's possible. My boy Shane? We dated a few gals amongst one another, and stayed friends--then again, he never dated them long, and to be fair, neither did I, so maybe that worked out for the best.
 
2012-03-24 04:43:16 PM
If I seriously thought there was a shot at true lifetime love, yeah. Though I'd probably talk to my friend about it.

But just for fun and a few bangs? Nah. Not worth it.
 
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-03-24 04:45:06 PM
Already have.

To be fair, he moved away and didn't have any issues with it.

It didn't work out, but it was fun while it lasted.
 
2012-03-24 04:48:01 PM
What if you were already in a threesome with them before the breakup?

Just asking for a friend.
 
2012-03-24 04:53:16 PM
I wouldn't say he was my best friend, but I ended up dating/marrying his ex after she dumped his ass.
 
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