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(The Raw Story)   Barack Obama meets Hawaiian women on the rope line while campaigning, asks to see her birth certificate. Barack Obama, president, statesmen, King of the Trolls   (rawstory.com) divider line 195
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2012-03-24 06:19:08 PM

heypete: Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.

Because it's none of your business? He's already been vetted by all the relevant government agencies (you think they'd let just anyone become president without at least a cursory check of his credentials and background?) and they obviously verified that he met the necessary criteria.


The Dems do some background checking. The GOP don't give a flying fark. Look at how they go playing various bands' music only to be told by the bands to stop doing so. They don't bother to vet whether they have the right to play those songs.
 
2012-03-24 06:20:52 PM

Coco LaFemme: Zotfripper: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

[img828.imageshack.us image 551x376]

WTF is wrong with the biatch on the left? Yikes.


Just her? I'm still laughing at the whole pic.
 
2012-03-24 06:22:39 PM

dericwater: Santorum? Maybe in a gay fern bar sipping pinot gringos and nibbling on cheese from toothpicks.


fixed!
 
2012-03-24 06:24:02 PM
DeltaPunch:


nicely done.
edgar allen poe would approve of your technique.
 
2012-03-24 06:25:33 PM

wut_the_fark: (slowclap.gif)

That is all.


Never underestimate the power of a FULLY ARMED Harvard JD! Law Review, no less!
 
2012-03-24 06:26:02 PM

dericwater: The Dems do some background checking. The GOP don't give a flying fark. Look at how they go playing various bands' music only to be told by the bands to stop doing so. They don't bother to vet whether they have the right to play those songs.


They think they own everything.
 
2012-03-24 06:27:02 PM

BeSerious: dericwater: The Dems do some background checking. The GOP don't give a flying fark. Look at how they go playing various bands' music only to be told by the bands to stop doing so. They don't bother to vet whether they have the right to play those songs.

They think they own everything.


They don't?
 
2012-03-24 06:30:25 PM
I Lol'd.
 
2012-03-24 06:33:46 PM

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like


Here's a photo from the parking lot.

thephotographer4you.com
 
2012-03-24 06:38:03 PM

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?


Throw 'em in the Birth-O-Matic and make a birther smoothie?
...

Now I'm wondering about "birther smoothie" pick-up lines. "Hey, baby... wanna come upstairs and see my long form?"
 
2012-03-24 06:38:29 PM

jaytkay: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

Here's a photo from the parking lot.

[thephotographer4you.com image 320x240]


Has that car been keyed yet?
 
2012-03-24 06:41:19 PM

Zotfripper: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like


Holy Christ on a stick that is an awesome pic.
 
2012-03-24 06:42:53 PM

jaytkay: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

Here's a photo from the parking lot.

[thephotographer4you.com image 320x240]


Looks like someone's asking to have their car keyed.
 
2012-03-24 06:44:12 PM

scruffy1: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

It involves lemons.


Could you post a link to said party? I am thinking of having one at my house and want some ideas on how to decorate.
 
2012-03-24 06:46:37 PM

DrBenway: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?

Throw 'em in the Birth-O-Matic and make a birther smoothie?


scrapetv.com

I think I'll press the "Birth Certificate" button.
 
2012-03-24 06:47:43 PM

Doc Daneeka: L.D. Ablo: He's pretty funny for a secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist.

That's fascist socialist Alinskyite do-nothing secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist Kenyan Chicago thug and elitist egghead intellectual affirmative action president.



Folks can call him anything they want, to me he's our first PILF.
 
2012-03-24 06:51:52 PM
Obama Taitz.

At least Hawaiian Woman haz Birf Certifikit
 
2012-03-24 06:53:04 PM
Well that settles it. Obviously he trying to deflect attention from this, the most pressing of issues, by demanding white people...I mean others....show their birth certificates. We need a congressional investigation. Oh and does anyone have an extra bumper sticker? You know the one I am talking about....
 
2012-03-24 07:05:02 PM

UCFRoadWarrior: Obama Taitz.

At least Hawaiian Woman haz Birf Certifikit


Yeah, Obama only has his on a mug and about 20 other things.
 
2012-03-24 07:07:51 PM
I don't think it's funny to joke about something that's of such concern to so many Americans. It's like he's making fun of the common people.
 
2012-03-24 07:10:01 PM

cryinoutloud: I don't think it's funny to joke about something that's of such concern to so many Americans. It's like he's making fun of the common people.


Typical elite snobbishness, just what we've come to expect from Hussein "Empty Suit" Obamessiah.
 
2012-03-24 07:11:33 PM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-24 07:12:03 PM
store.barackobama.com

Official campaign fundraising mug.

/big gif is big
 
2012-03-24 07:12:07 PM
And that, sir, is how to invite the other shoe to drop

(what an embarrassment to the Black race he is)
 
2012-03-24 07:19:00 PM

Clemkadidlefark: And that, sir, is how to invite the other shoe to drop

(what an embarrassment to the Black race he is)


Literally none of this post made any sense. None of it.
 
2012-03-24 07:21:17 PM
haters gonna hate.
it's too bad he's so awesome. you're missing out.
perhaps the haters should go listen to romney and santorum. enjoy that.
 
2012-03-24 07:22:40 PM

cryinoutloud: I don't think it's funny to joke about something that's of such concern to so many Americans. It's like he's making fun of the common people.


Are you referring to the salt of the Earth? The common clay of the New West?
You know.............................?
 
2012-03-24 07:23:43 PM
Looks like the Cavalcade of FAIL™ opened up one of the 40 lb boxes already.
 
2012-03-24 07:33:01 PM

slimfast: [i44.tinypic.com image 640x413]


That just rolls off the tongue.
 
2012-03-24 07:35:21 PM
Is there anything more beautiful than a butthurt troll?
 
2012-03-24 07:41:56 PM
And I'm not talking about Obama :)
 
2012-03-24 07:43:32 PM
...women, her...???
subby is an illiterate inbred hick who can not speak standard English
 
2012-03-24 07:43:58 PM
All kinds of awesome.
 
2012-03-24 07:46:47 PM

Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again Barack Obama is too cool to be President of such a horrible country as ours.


farking this.

That piece of medicare shiat from Arizona must be shiatting his pants right now thinking "I HAVE A CASE I DO WITH MACICOPA TAXPAYER MONIES!";.

Goddamn. I one of the big reasons I love Obama is how he trolls the idiots on the right. It;s glorious.
 
2012-03-24 07:46:59 PM
The tards can't resist this thread's milkshake.
 
2012-03-24 07:49:01 PM

brewswane: subby is an illiterate inbred hick who can not speak standard English


English, it is still, hmm?
 
2012-03-24 07:56:28 PM

cryinoutloud: I don't think it's funny to joke about something that's of such concern to so many Americans. It's like he's making fun of the common people mouth-breathing morons.


FTFY.
 
2012-03-24 07:58:40 PM

MaxAwesome: cryinoutloud: I don't think it's funny to joke about something that's of such concern to so many Americans. It's like he's making fun of the common people mouth-breathing morons.

FTFY.


Don't forget the truly lunatic, like Orly.
 
2012-03-24 07:59:09 PM

heypete: (you think they'd let just anyone become president without at least a cursory check of his credentials and background?)


One of the guys running in 2008 was not a natural born US citizen, and it wasn't Obama.
 
2012-03-24 07:59:40 PM

MaxAwesome: cryinoutloud: I don't think it's funny to joke about something so ridiculous that's of such concern to so many Americans. It's like he's making fun of the common people mouth-breathing morons.

FTFY.


FTEvenMore
 
2012-03-24 08:16:39 PM

trotsky: Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again Barack Obama is too cool to be President of such a horrible country as ours.

farking this.

That piece of medicare shiat from Arizona must be shiatting his pants right now thinking "I HAVE A CASE I DO WITH MACICOPA TAXPAYER MONIES!";.

Goddamn. I one of the big reasons I love Obama is how he trolls the idiots on the right. It;s glorious.


You really have to love the internal contradictions you have to accept to be a full-blown birther, like the fact that most of them believe Bill and Hillary Clinton to be the incarnation of evil in modern politics, a ruthless couple who literally left a trail of bodies everywhere they went as they dispatched political enemies with an efficiency that would make Michael Corleone proud. Yet, they also believe that somehow Hillary's people either never checked out the whole birth certificate story, or that they were unable to engage in the kind of crack sleuthing that comess so easily to brave citizen-bloggers/photoshop "experts" , mentally unstable dentist-attorneys, and racist sheriffs
 
2012-03-24 08:18:47 PM

trekkiecougar: Doc Daneeka: L.D. Ablo: He's pretty funny for a secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist.

That's fascist socialist Alinskyite do-nothing secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist Kenyan Chicago thug and elitist egghead intellectual affirmative action president.


Folks can call him anything they want, to me he's our first PILF.


You gotta get past Michelle first. And he actually seems to love his wife, which is sad. For you, I mean.
 
2012-03-24 08:19:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again Barack Obama is too cool to be President of such a horrible country as ours.


This man gets it. We farking deserve Palin and magic underpants gnomes. They represent our citizens far better than ivy league educated scholars.
 
2012-03-24 08:46:24 PM
am I the only one wondering why there are two words inappropriately pluralized in this farkline?
 
2012-03-24 08:53:55 PM

Vito Andolini: heypete: (you think they'd let just anyone become president without at least a cursory check of his credentials and background?)

One of the guys running in 2008 was not a natural born US citizen, and it wasn't Obama.


Oooh, hate to break this one to you, unless your trolling, but John McCain is a natural-born citizen. The US confers citizenship on people three ways; jus soli, jus sanguinis, and naturalization. The first is by right of soil, meaning if you were born on US soil, and overseas military bases are considered US soil for the purposes of citizenship, you are a natural-born citizen. The second is by right of blood, meaning if you're born abroad to either a natural-born citizen mother, or two natural-born citizen parents, you are a natural-born citizen. The other is of course, going through the legal process of becoming a citizen, but as of right now, no naturalized people can become President.
 
2012-03-24 09:14:31 PM

theorellior: theoriginalinternettroll: And butthurt. BOXES of butthurt as far as the eye can see

Does butthurt come in 40 pound boxes? 'Cause that's a lot of butthurt.


Yes but the boxes come on two ton pallets that they buy in bulk at Costco so they get a better price on it. You know, cause it's fiscally responsible to do so.
 
2012-03-24 09:17:10 PM

numbone: He just wants to see what a real Hawaiian birf certifisis looks like.


www.myfacewhen.net
 
2012-03-24 09:20:54 PM

Doc Daneeka: L.D. Ablo: He's pretty funny for a secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist.

That's fascist socialist Alinskyite do-nothing secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist Kenyan Chicago thug and elitist egghead intellectual affirmative action president.


You say that like it's a bad thing...
 
2012-03-24 09:21:35 PM

Trozdor: am I the only one wondering why there are two words inappropriately pluralized in this farkline?


Because trolling is a art?
 
2012-03-24 09:22:51 PM

Zotfripper: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

[img828.imageshack.us image 551x376]


You, sir, win the punchline prize for the joke "what a birther party looks like"

Resmpect
 
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