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sharkbeagle		2012-03-24 05:45:03 PM

Being an insane dictator has its advantages.

odinsposse		2012-03-24 05:45:37 PM

Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.

Because the form he released before was more than enough to satisfy normal people. Only the crazies were still skeptical. He only released the long form to be part of his week-long campaign to decimate Trump. Of course, even the long form hasn't satisfied the crazies as we knew it would not.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-03-24 05:45:49 PM

buttery_shame_cave: i don't exactly see eye to eye with him regarding things.

but god-DAMN if he's not the sort of guy i'd happily have a beer with.

Yep, same here. Imagine hanging out in a bar with him and Bill Clinton.

anfrind		2012-03-24 05:45:56 PM

Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.

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Sergeant Angle		2012-03-24 05:48:25 PM

Can you even imagine Dubya having that sort of brains to troll idiots?

Neither can I.

I agree with you		2012-03-24 05:48:53 PM

Abox: Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.

Because the entire ordeal was an insult to the office and didn't deserve its respect.

,,,No it's because he had to finally convince Michelle, that she is finally proud to be an American citizen, THATS what took so long.

dallylamma		2012-03-24 05:49:09 PM

theoriginalinternettroll: scruffy1: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

It involves lemons.

And butthurt. BOXES of butthurt as far as the eye can see

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Forgot_my_password_again		2012-03-24 05:49:56 PM

He's pretty uppity for a Kenyan.

Psychohazard		2012-03-24 05:50:14 PM

Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.

No, I don't think you'd ever understand.

Benevolent Misanthrope		2012-03-24 05:50:51 PM

theorellior: theoriginalinternettroll: And butthurt. BOXES of butthurt as far as the eye can see

Does butthurt come in 40 pound boxes? 'Cause that's a lot of butthurt.

When no one was looking, Obama caused forty pounds of butthurt. He caused 40 pounds of butthurt.
That's as many as four tens.
And that's abso-farkin'-lutely awesome.

numbone		2012-03-24 05:51:04 PM

He just wants to see what a real Hawaiian birf certifisis looks like.

Roook		2012-03-24 05:51:10 PM

Sergeant Angle: Can you even imagine Dubya having that sort of brains to troll idiots?

Neither can I.

"You were born here? Can't you afford a plane ticket to come to the United States?"

Barricaded Gunman		2012-03-24 05:51:34 PM

JerkStore: You guys ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait until he steamrolls through this election and doesn't have to worry about getting re-elected. You're going to see some serious Pimp Hand Obama cracking on stupid reporter questions and critics.

Yes.

KrispyKritter		2012-03-24 05:51:48 PM

Gyrfalcon: Proving yet again Barack Obama is too cool to be President of such a horrible country as ours.

i can't even. obviously i need to chug to catch up.

I agree with you		2012-03-24 05:52:47 PM

Forgot_my_password_again: He's pretty uppity for a Kenyan.

Thats because he only gets to play with his spears on the weekends

Kenny B		2012-03-24 05:52:52 PM

Try the veal.

freewill		2012-03-24 05:54:58 PM

rebelyell2006: BunkyBrewman: I wonder what his Fark handle is

Skinnyhead

+1

DeltaPunch		2012-03-24 05:56:50 PM

As always Obama is a total fraud.
Few people have any idea who he really is.
This conspiracy goes beyond his "birth certificate".
Even a cursory look at Obama's "autobiography" reveals contradictions.
Remember that there are so many questionable facts about his life.
But the most glaring question...
Is Obama even human?
Recall that nobody can even prove he was born at all.
There is no proof that he is even a real human.
Has anyone ever found the placenta that follows all natural birth?
Every mammal is born with a placenta, so where is Obama's?
Reptilian beings are the only ones born without it.... just saying.

Harry_Seldon		2012-03-24 05:59:26 PM

I am looking forward to an Obama Electoral College landslide in the fall just for the lulz. I am not entirely unconvinced that Hillary Clinton is not put on the ticket for VP.

St_Francis_P		2012-03-24 05:59:26 PM

DeltaPunch: As always Obama is a total fraud.
Few people have any idea who he really is.
This conspiracy goes beyond his "birth certificate".
Even a cursory look at Obama's "autobiography" reveals contradictions.
Remember that there are so many questionable facts about his life.
But the most glaring question...
Is Obama even human?
Recall that nobody can even prove he was born at all.
There is no proof that he is even a real human.
Has anyone ever found the placenta that follows all natural birth?
Every mammal is born with a placenta, so where is Obama's?
Reptilian beings are the only ones born without it.... just saying.

mundosonhos.files.wordpress.com

what the cat dragged in		2012-03-24 05:59:33 PM

heypete		2012-03-24 06:00:05 PM

Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.

Because it's none of your business? He's already been vetted by all the relevant government agencies (you think they'd let just anyone become president without at least a cursory check of his credentials and background?) and they obviously verified that he met the necessary criteria.

ox45tallboy		2012-03-24 06:00:12 PM

Doc Daneeka: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Chicago will be the new Mecca if Barry is re-elected.

Are we going to have to eat deep-dish pizza and venerate Ditka during Ramadan?

You mean you don't already?

Heretic!

louiedog		2012-03-24 06:01:34 PM

Remember when that was just called a joke?

I agree with you		2012-03-24 06:02:33 PM

Kenny B		2012-03-24 06:02:45 PM

Take my wife, please.

sleeps in trees		2012-03-24 06:03:01 PM

apoptotic: sleeps in trees: farkeruk: buttery_shame_cave: i don't exactly see eye to eye with him regarding things.

but god-DAMN if he's not the sort of guy i'd happily have a beer with.

None of his rivals have his personality. And if you look at the US presidency or the UK prime ministership, personality matters, probably a lot more than policies.

The genius of the Labour party in the UK in the late 90s was that they had a really smart team of guys who could form a strategy, but they all knew that none of them had what Tony Blair had.

I notice Canada is notably absent. *snort*

You don't find Kittens McSweatervest charming?

I couldn't even type that with a straight face.

I lurve you. At least Layton had the pornstache.

L.D. Ablo		2012-03-24 06:03:19 PM

He's pretty funny for a secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist.

ox45tallboy		2012-03-24 06:04:00 PM

Gyrfalcon		2012-03-24 06:04:22 PM

ox45tallboy		2012-03-24 06:05:12 PM

ciderczar		2012-03-24 06:05:32 PM

I agree with you: DeltaPunch: As always Obama is a total fraud.
Few people have any idea who he really is.
This conspiracy goes beyond his "birth certificate".
Even a cursory look at Obama's "autobiography" reveals contradictions.
Remember that there are so many questionable facts about his life.
But the most glaring question...
Is Obama even human?
Recall that nobody can even prove he was born at all.
There is no proof that he is even a real human.
Has anyone ever found the placenta that follows all natural birth?
Every mammal is born with a placenta, so where is Obama's?
Reptilian beings are the only ones born without it.... just saying.

Hes a Kenyan, thats probably a delicasy over there, along with boogers, therefore no placenta test for you.

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ciberido		2012-03-24 06:06:26 PM

Hetfield: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?

When life gives you birthers, don't make birtherade. Make life take the birthers back! Get mad! I don't want your damn birthers, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give LeroyBourne birthers! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the birthers! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible birther that burns your house down!

Yeah! Take the lemons!

Oh, I like this guy. Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.

ox45tallboy		2012-03-24 06:06:48 PM

sleeps in trees: farkeruk: buttery_shame_cave: i don't exactly see eye to eye with him regarding things.

but god-DAMN if he's not the sort of guy i'd happily have a beer with.

None of his rivals have his personality. And if you look at the US presidency or the UK prime ministership, personality matters, probably a lot more than policies.

The genius of the Labour party in the UK in the late 90s was that they had a really smart team of guys who could form a strategy, but they all knew that none of them had what Tony Blair had.

I notice Canada is notably absent. *snort*

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Jim_Callahan		2012-03-24 06:07:22 PM

Obama is awesome, I'm amazed how well he's held on to both his outlook and his sense of perspective through a term as president. Clinton started off witty and fun but was worn down by term 2, and Bush 2's second term he was barely the same person as during the first campaign at all.

Kenny B		2012-03-24 06:07:41 PM

It's rough out there. I tell ya.

Doc Daneeka		2012-03-24 06:08:00 PM

L.D. Ablo: He's pretty funny for a secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist.

That's fascist socialist Alinskyite do-nothing secret Muslim radical black Christian atheist Kenyan Chicago thug and elitist egghead intellectual affirmative action president.

SN1987a goes boom		2012-03-24 06:08:03 PM

rebelyell2006: BunkyBrewman: I wonder what his Fark handle is

Skinnyhead

Nah, its got to be Bevets.

DoctorCal		2012-03-24 06:08:26 PM

This thread is awesome.

Birthers.

People sarcastically posting things a birther might say.

Trolls pretending to be birthers.

Each indistinguishable from the other.

ciberido		2012-03-24 06:09:01 PM

NewportBarGuy		2012-03-24 06:11:32 PM

Yeah, really clever, Fartbama. I know who you really are!

Zotfripper		2012-03-24 06:12:14 PM

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

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2wolves		2012-03-24 06:12:54 PM

_{\and it was good.}

RedVentrue		2012-03-24 06:13:12 PM

Clowns are a Ten: RedVentrue: The entire Federal Government TROLLs it's citizens, so yes, Obama IS King of the TROLLs.

That would make you more like the serf of trolls, then.

I'm the court fool.

dallylamma		2012-03-24 06:14:20 PM

SN1987a goes boom: rebelyell2006: BunkyBrewman: I wonder what his Fark handle is

Skinnyhead

Nah, its got to be Bevets.

From now on whenever we see a post from one of those two the reply should be something like 'Yeah yeah whatever Barry...look, don't you have more pressing matters to look after right now?'

NeverDrunk23		2012-03-24 06:15:06 PM

SN1987a goes boom: rebelyell2006: BunkyBrewman: I wonder what his Fark handle is

Skinnyhead

Nah, its got to be Bevets.

Or maybe he's both.

Coco LaFemme		2012-03-24 06:15:10 PM

Zotfripper: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

[img828.imageshack.us image 551x376]

WTF is wrong with the biatch on the left? Yikes.

dericwater		2012-03-24 06:15:37 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: buttery_shame_cave: i don't exactly see eye to eye with him regarding things.

but god-DAMN if he's not the sort of guy i'd happily have a beer with.

Yep, same here. Imagine hanging out in a bar with him and Bill Clinton.

That would be super cool. On the GOP side, I can't imagine hanging out with GHWB at all. He'll be too out of touch. His dry-drunk of a son, GWB would be an embarrassment, as he'll get one drink then another and another then start making stupid comments to hit on women, only to get shot down and make the whole party the eye sore of the place.

Rmoney? No way. The Least Interesting Man In The World. And he doesn't drink.

Santorum? Maybe in a gay fern bar sipping pinot grigos and nibbling on cheese from toothpicks.

Newt? Only in a high-end strip joint. No booze please. And we'll never get any action because the ladies already know his rushin' hands and roman eyes.

SN1987a goes boom		2012-03-24 06:16:27 PM

NeverDrunk23: SN1987a goes boom: rebelyell2006: BunkyBrewman: I wonder what his Fark handle is

Skinnyhead

Nah, its got to be Bevets.

Or maybe he's both.

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St_Francis_P		2012-03-24 06:16:37 PM

Coco LaFemme: Zotfripper: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

[img828.imageshack.us image 551x376]

WTF is wrong with the biatch on the left? Yikes.

The other two aren't exactly looking their best, but yeah.

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