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(The Raw Story)   Barack Obama meets Hawaiian women on the rope line while campaigning, asks to see her birth certificate. Barack Obama, president, statesmen, King of the Trolls   (rawstory.com) divider line 193
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2012-03-24 03:26:48 PM  
That's some Mighty finer Trollin there Mr. President!
encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-03-24 03:46:58 PM  
The entire Federal Government TROLLs it's citizens, so yes, Obama IS King of the TROLLs.
 
2012-03-24 04:15:18 PM  

RedVentrue: The entire Federal Government TROLLs it's citizens, so yes, Obama IS King of the TROLLs.


2/10
 
2012-03-24 04:29:06 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.google.com
 
2012-03-24 04:38:11 PM  
unitedstatesofawesome.com
 
2012-03-24 05:02:15 PM  
img82.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-24 05:02:28 PM  
I wonder what his Fark handle is
 
2012-03-24 05:21:01 PM  

BunkyBrewman: I wonder what his Fark handle is


Skinnyhead
 
2012-03-24 05:22:44 PM  
Never before has a president had such a perfect trollface.
 
2012-03-24 05:22:55 PM  
i don't exactly see eye to eye with him regarding things.

but god-DAMN if he's not the sort of guy i'd happily have a beer with.
 
2012-03-24 05:23:00 PM  
Freeper outrage over "0bambi" disrespecting the office of the Presidency in 5, 4, 3, 2........
 
2012-03-24 05:23:46 PM  
nachalooman.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-24 05:23:52 PM  
That he's joking about it is proof that he's covering it up. Likewise, when he isn't talking about it, it is proof that he's covering it up.
 
2012-03-24 05:25:30 PM  
Funny.
 
2012-03-24 05:26:36 PM  
When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like
 
2012-03-24 05:28:12 PM  
llapingacho.files.wordpress.com

Matrix Obama
 
2012-03-24 05:28:20 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-03-24 05:28:24 PM  

EighthundredmillionthFarker: That he's joking about it is proof that he's covering it up. Likewise, when he isn't talking about it, it is proof that he's covering it up.


This. And his " pastor" was sending him secret Muslim messages encoded in his "sermons". Chicago will be the new Mecca if Barry is re-elected.
 
2012-03-24 05:28:39 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2012-03-24 05:28:50 PM  
(slowclap.gif)

That is all.
 
2012-03-24 05:29:17 PM  

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like


I imagine that such a party would involve lemons.

Curse you, imagination.
 
2012-03-24 05:29:40 PM  
"Oh, you're Hawaiian like me?" he asked, smiling, "Well, do you have your birth certificate?"

Not mentioned was the sinister meaning of his question; she has admitted that she too is an imposter, a usurper and an alien in our land. He smiled, while his "joke" mocked all of the values we hold dear.
 
2012-03-24 05:29:45 PM  

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like


It involves lemons.
 
2012-03-24 05:30:26 PM  

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?


When life gives you birthers, don't make birtherade. Make life take the birthers back! Get mad! I don't want your damn birthers, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give LeroyBourne birthers! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the birthers! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible birther that burns your house down!
 
2012-03-24 05:32:30 PM  
rotfl. Good one Obama
 
2012-03-24 05:32:51 PM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Chicago will be the new Mecca if Barry is re-elected.


Are we going to have to eat deep-dish pizza and venerate Ditka during Ramadan?
 
2012-03-24 05:33:17 PM  

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like


amazingdata.com
 
2012-03-24 05:33:46 PM  
i43.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-24 05:33:50 PM  
Whar? Whar is birf cerfiticate?
 
2012-03-24 05:34:34 PM  
Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.
 
2012-03-24 05:34:42 PM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-03-24 05:34:49 PM  
You best believe in troll Presidencies...you're in one...
 
2012-03-24 05:35:26 PM  
Proving yet again Barack Obama is too cool to be President of such a horrible country as ours.
 
2012-03-24 05:35:54 PM  
Obama is mad at me because I showed him my penis.
 
2012-03-24 05:37:35 PM  
You guys ain't seen nothin' yet. Wait until he steamrolls through this election and doesn't have to worry about getting re-elected. You're going to see some serious Pimp Hand Obama cracking on stupid reporter questions and critics.
 
2012-03-24 05:37:50 PM  
*SLOW. CLAP.*
 
2012-03-24 05:38:01 PM  

buttery_shame_cave: i don't exactly see eye to eye with him regarding things.

but god-DAMN if he's not the sort of guy i'd happily have a beer with.


None of his rivals have his personality. And if you look at the US presidency or the UK prime ministership, personality matters, probably a lot more than policies.

The genius of the Labour party in the UK in the late 90s was that they had a really smart team of guys who could form a strategy, but they all knew that none of them had what Tony Blair had.
 
2012-03-24 05:39:54 PM  

scruffy1: LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like

It involves lemons.


And butthurt. BOXES of butthurt as far as the eye can see
 
2012-03-24 05:40:06 PM  

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like


i232.photobucket.com

My first thought.
 
2012-03-24 05:40:26 PM  

RedVentrue: The entire Federal Government TROLLs it's citizens, so yes, Obama IS King of the TROLLs.


That would make you more like the serf of trolls, then.
 
2012-03-24 05:40:38 PM  
It would be great if Obama-Derangement sufferers could pull their heads out of their assess for a moment and show a little..just a little...collective support for our badass President who, let's be honest, has done nothing that the GOP could have improved on.
 
2012-03-24 05:41:09 PM  

rebelyell2006: BunkyBrewman: I wonder what his Fark handle is

SkinnyHead


Yeah, I could see it.
 
2012-03-24 05:41:27 PM  

Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.


1/10

/need more misspellings
 
2012-03-24 05:42:01 PM  
When you listen to him answer press questions, his intelligence is quite apparent even when he goes 'uhm' or 'err' a lot. He's able to formulate pretty good answers on the fly. The fillers only stick out to me because I had to take Public Speaking...
 
2012-03-24 05:42:05 PM  

theoriginalinternettroll: And butthurt. BOXES of butthurt as far as the eye can see


Does butthurt come in 40 pound boxes? 'Cause that's a lot of butthurt.
 
2012-03-24 05:42:06 PM  

Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.



Because the entire ordeal was an insult to the office and didn't deserve its respect.
 
2012-03-24 05:44:01 PM  

LeroyBourne: When life gives you birthers?
/I don't even want to imagine what a birther party looks like


photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-03-24 05:44:21 PM  

Trackball: Still have no idea why he went so long before releasing it. I mean I would understand if being born here wasn't a requirement of the job and all.


He DID release it early on. The birthers moved to wanting the longform version at that point.
 
2012-03-24 05:44:56 PM  

sleeps in trees: farkeruk: buttery_shame_cave: i don't exactly see eye to eye with him regarding things.

but god-DAMN if he's not the sort of guy i'd happily have a beer with.

None of his rivals have his personality. And if you look at the US presidency or the UK prime ministership, personality matters, probably a lot more than policies.

The genius of the Labour party in the UK in the late 90s was that they had a really smart team of guys who could form a strategy, but they all knew that none of them had what Tony Blair had.

I notice Canada is notably absent. *snort*


You don't find Kittens McSweatervest charming?

I couldn't even type that with a straight face.
 
2012-03-24 05:45:03 PM  
Being an insane dictator has its advantages.
 
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