Poor Larry.

midseason form in march

Seriously...stretching?

Didn't he announce a few days ago that he would be retiring at the end of this season?

robsul82: Well, it's not as bad as Smoltz's shirt ironing injury, but then again, nothing is.

Tom Glavin's taxi cab injury is up there too.

9beers: Didn't he announce a few days ago that he would be retiring at the end of this season?

That was apparently about an hour after he had torn it. While stretching of all things. If I'm a pro athlete and I hurt myself while stretching, it's time for me to hang it up. He's going to tear the other one getting out of a chair too fast or something. Maybe a wicked sneeze will do it.

CavalierEternal: zarberg: robsul82: Well, it's not as bad as Smoltz's shirt ironing injury, but then again, nothing is.

Tom Glavin's taxi cab injury is up there too.

Nothing compares to the time Ozzie Smith fell into the Springfield Mystery Spot.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Oh, cool! *snap*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Chipper needs to go into the Hall of Fame wearing a cap that says "DL".

robsul82: Well, it's not as bad as Smoltz's shirt ironing injury, but then again, nothing is.

Dunno. Sammy Sosa missed a game because of back spasms caused by a sneeze.

Yunel Escobar injured himself while jumping in the on deck circle.

Jose Canseco once was struck by an idea and suffered a concussion.

Good lord, that headline's a time machine.

+1

George Brett's hemmorhoids take issue with this headline!

Larry Wayne feelin' da pain. Only 14 mil/this year. Rotten muthaf**ker.

zarberg: robsul82: Well, it's not as bad as Smoltz's shirt ironing injury, but then again, nothing is.

Tom Glavin's taxi cab injury is up there too.

Really? You're really comparing being in a cab that is in an accident with ironing a shirt that you are wearing?

Dafatone: zarberg: robsul82: Well, it's not as bad as Smoltz's shirt ironing injury, but then again, nothing is.

Tom Glavin's taxi cab injury is up there too.

Really? You're really comparing being in a cab that is in an accident with ironing a shirt that you are wearing?

Wow, I'm really sorry you got your panties in such a bunch about being silly over baseball. I genuinely hope you're able to get all that sand out of your vagina, dude, that's gotta hurt.

UNC_Samurai: Chipper needs to go into the Hall of Fame wearing a cap that says "DL".

No, his hate should read "Shea" ya know, it honor of his kid, named because he killed the met there.

BTW chipper hasnt missed that many games because of injuries, hes still played in 120+ for a while, I think last year or the year before when he was less than 100, thats impressive since he didnt use PEDs to recover from or to limit injuries like other players, b*nds, b*aun.........

steamingpile: UNC_Samurai: Chipper needs to go into the Hall of Fame wearing a cap that says "DL".

No, his hate should read "Shea" ya know, it honor of his kid, named because he killed the met there.

BTW chipper hasnt missed that many games because of injuries, hes still played in 120+ for a while, I think last year or the year before when he was less than 100, thats impressive since he didnt use PEDs to recover from or to limit injuries like other players, b*nds, b*aun.........

I assume that you're Chipper's conjoined twin that has been hidden out of view for his whole life, since you know that he hasn't used.

After all we've seen come out over the past few years, it still baffles me completely how people assume to know who has and hasn't used PED's.

coolio mack: I assume that you're Chipper's conjoined twin that has been hidden out of view for his whole life, since you know that he hasn't used.

After all we've seen come out over the past few years, it still baffles me completely how people assume to know who has and hasn't used PED's.

Well its proven that chipper has herpes so he could have just used the braun defense that valtrex caused the positive test....

And Its pretty obvious to anyone who has experience in that area, more often than not they are using to stave off injury rather than to just get strong, its why b*rry went from having no chance at breaking the HR record to killing it and why Griffey, jr went from having the biggest chance at breaking it to no chance and why b*aun actually played an effective september.

Its not that hard to pick them out if you pay attention to actual signs and not just who is getting bigger.

Glenallen Hill went on the 15-day DL because of his fear of spiders. He had a nightmare, and while still asleep, jumped out of bed, crashed into a glass table, then fell down a flight of stairs.

He was only DREAMING of spiders and he got hurt.

bulldg4life: Seriously...stretching?

I once tore the meniscus in my left knee standing up off the floor. Wasn't a huge deal, I was walking unaided the second day after the surgery & fully healed in a couple of weeks. Stupid shiat just happens sometimes.

Wonderduck: Glenallen Hill went on the 15-day DL because of his fear of spiders. He had a nightmare, and while still asleep, jumped out of bed, crashed into a glass table, then fell down a flight of stairs.

He was only DREAMING of spiders and he got hurt.

One has to wonder why he would keep a glass table so close to his bed.

/also, falling through a glass table hurts

A few years ago Adrian Beltre was playing third base without a cup, took a bad hop to the 'nads and quite literally ended up on the DL with a ruptured testicle. Apparently Ken Griffey Jr. had the stadium announcer play "The Nutcracker Suite" on Beltre's next at bat when he came off the DL.

CSB

gameshowhost: MAYORBOB: Jose Canseco once was struck by an idea and suffered a concussion.

I was about to post the homer off his noggin. For the kids, you know.

Everybody remembers the HR off of Canseco's oversized melon, but people seem to forget that only three days later he came in to pitch the 8th inning, gave up 2 hits and 3 walks, and injured himself requiring Tommy John surgery, taking him out for the remainder of the season. May 1993 was a pretty hilarious month of his life.

Don't forget Chris Brown's strained eyelid. He "slept on it wrong", I believe.

Did anybody mention that he was stretching?

didnt tony gwynn break a finger getting into his porsche after depositing his check at the bank?

mlb problems amirite?