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(Mediaite)   Glenn Beck warns Rick Santorum, "Don't pick a fight with Matt Drudge", notes it's open season on Zombie Breitbart   (mediaite.com ) divider line
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2012-03-24 04:22:19 PM  
[snakeeatingowntail]
 
2012-03-24 04:24:31 PM  
Too soon for Zombie Breitbart jokes?
 
2012-03-24 04:25:59 PM  
Which one is the dumbass?

Trick question! Its all of them!


here, have some Soundgarden instead (Black Hole Sun) (new window)
 
2012-03-24 04:26:24 PM  

ox45tallboy: Too soon for Zombie Breitbart jokes?


www.pinkraygun.com
 
2012-03-24 04:26:50 PM  
He was a zombie?
 
2012-03-24 04:27:28 PM  
Glenn Beck shilling for his fellow Mormon Mitt Rmoney

No real conservative does anything to help Rmoney
 
2012-03-24 04:27:50 PM  

ox45tallboy: Too soon for Zombie Breitbart jokes?


How many Zombie Breitbarts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
2012-03-24 04:28:01 PM  
As a corollary, a young woman who disappeared in 1990, warned rick santorum to neither drink anything given to him by glen beck, nor get into his van.
 
2012-03-24 04:28:35 PM  

Mike_LowELL: He was a zombie?


No, he was (according to the Bureau of Vital Statistics) a human being. Now he is dead, but he seems to have more material saved up than Tupac.
 
2012-03-24 04:28:43 PM  
Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.
 
2012-03-24 04:29:34 PM  

ciderczar: ox45tallboy: Too soon for Zombie Breitbart jokes?

How many Zombie Breitbarts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Just one - he holds it in place and the world revolves around him?
 
2012-03-24 04:30:03 PM  
www.yalerecord.com
 
2012-03-24 04:30:20 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.


Kind of like Sarah Palin.
 
2012-03-24 04:31:27 PM  
Drudge twists all the stories on the site to favor Romney over Santorum?

The next move will be Santorum (and Newt) referring to Drudge as the "elite media." Then they need to somehow get the word "liberal" tied to to Drudge and we will officially be down the rabbit hole.
 
2012-03-24 04:36:46 PM  
Matt is pretty tough for a sissy ...
 
2012-03-24 04:38:22 PM  

mat catastrophe: bobtheangryflower.jpg

badbreeders.net

There is a busybody on your staff who devotes a lot of time to chasing split infinitives... I call for the immediate dismissal of this pedant. It is of no consequence whether he decides to go quickly or to quickly go or quickly to go. The important thing is that he should go at once.

- George Bernard Shaw, letter to the Times of London

/subby
//it was a freakin' typo, and I'm not going to care because it's my first green in a while
 
2012-03-24 04:39:42 PM  
Glenn who?
 
2012-03-24 04:40:43 PM  

ox45tallboy: mat catastrophe: bobtheangryflower.jpg

[badbreeders.net image 640x512]

There is a busybody on your staff who devotes a lot of time to chasing split infinitives... I call for the immediate dismissal of this pedant. It is of no consequence whether he decides to go quickly or to quickly go or quickly to go. The important thing is that he should go at once.
- George Bernard Shaw, letter to the Times of London

/subby
//it was a freakin' typo, and I'm not going to care because it's my first green in a while


Hmm, trying to work out if the typo in the image is intentional irony, or just an honest mistake.
 
2012-03-24 04:42:15 PM  

whitman00: Drudge twists all the stories on the site to favor Romney over Santorum?

The next move will be Santorum (and Newt) referring to Drudge as the "elite media." Then they need to somehow get the word "liberal" tied to to Drudge and we will officially be down the rabbit hole.


Newt had Fox on lockout for a little while, and he may do it again as calls for him to drop out get louder.

Beck stopped mattering to Santorum's constituency a long time ago, when he asked people to leave their churches if that church preached any kind of 'Social Justice'.
 
2012-03-24 04:43:23 PM  

xria: Hmm, trying to work out if the typo in the image is intentional irony, or just an honest mistake.


I'm going to pretend it was intentional because otherwise I just divided by meta.
 
2012-03-24 04:44:26 PM  

MFAWG: Beck stopped mattering to Santorum's constituency a long time ago, when he asked people to leave their churches if that church preached any kind of 'Social Justice'.


You mean, like Jesus preached?
 
2012-03-24 04:47:12 PM  

ox45tallboy: Jim_Callahan: Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.

Kind of like Sarah Palin.


Wait, someone addressed Sarah Palin as if her opinions were valid and worthy of consideration? That didn't even happen in her debates, when Joe Biden was actively trying to do so.
 
2012-03-24 04:48:06 PM  

ox45tallboy: MFAWG: Beck stopped mattering to Santorum's constituency a long time ago, when he asked people to leave their churches if that church preached any kind of 'Social Justice'.

You mean, like Jesus preached?


Not to mention the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

Is Beck a non-LDS Mormon? I assume not, but I could be mistaken.
 
2012-03-24 04:49:45 PM  

dprathbun: Glenn who?


QFT
 
2012-03-24 04:49:58 PM  
Zionist assclowns, all of them.
 
2012-03-24 04:50:11 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.


from the site:


VISITS TO DRUDGE 3/24/12

029,590,354 IN PAST 24 HOURS
860,040,159 IN PAST 31 DAYS
10,133,098,205 IN PAST YEAR



Love or hate the guy, he's not someone you want to piss off if you have anything you want to keep on the down-low, Rick.
 
2012-03-24 04:50:16 PM  
fta: strong>Rick Santorum isn't happy about the possibility of Matt Drudge being out to help Mitt Romney,

What, no hate for the html fail in the opening line of the piece?

"Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit into the wind, and don't pick a fight with Matt Drudge,"

Wait, did Beck just compare Drudge to Jim Walker in that old Jim Croce song?

The guy who's "big and dumb as a man can come"?

[okaywiththis]
 
2012-03-24 04:50:48 PM  

Jim_Callahan: ox45tallboy: Jim_Callahan: Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.

Kind of like Sarah Palin.

Wait, someone addressed Sarah Palin as if her opinions were valid and worthy of consideration? That didn't even happen in her debates, when Joe Biden was actively trying to do so.


That's because she seldom actually addressed the question she was asked, she just went off on a tangent of one of her pre-planned responses. It wasn't a debate, it was a game of "How to Tie-In the Talking Point."
 
2012-03-24 04:54:30 PM  

ScreamingHangover: Jim_Callahan: Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.

from the site:


VISITS TO DRUDGE 3/24/12

029,590,354 IN PAST 24 HOURS
860,040,159 IN PAST 31 DAYS
10,133,098,205 IN PAST YEAR


Love or hate the guy, he's not someone you want to piss off if you have anything you want to keep on the down-low, Rick.


Yes, because there's no way those results are in any way faked or exaggerated.
 
2012-03-24 04:55:46 PM  

Mike_LowELL: He was a zombie?


i.ytimg.com
 
2012-03-24 04:55:57 PM  

ScreamingHangover: Jim_Callahan: Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.

from the site:


VISITS TO DRUDGE 3/24/12

029,590,354 IN PAST 24 HOURS
860,040,159 IN PAST 31 DAYS
10,133,098,205 IN PAST YEAR


Love or hate the guy, he's not someone you want to piss off if you have anything you want to keep on the down-low, Rick.


By that argument, shouldn't his primary concern be icanhascheezeburger.com? Or the weekly world news? That gets a lot of views at the supermarket.

//Views =/= regarded as actual journalism, is what I'm saying here. Things don't have to be believed or even considered credible to be entertaining.
 
2012-03-24 04:56:16 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: ScreamingHangover: Jim_Callahan: Because Drudge doesn't matter and by simply addressing him as if he does you reduce your own apparent position, I assume.

from the site:


VISITS TO DRUDGE 3/24/12

029,590,354 IN PAST 24 HOURS
860,040,159 IN PAST 31 DAYS
10,133,098,205 IN PAST YEAR


Love or hate the guy, he's not someone you want to piss off if you have anything you want to keep on the down-low, Rick.

Yes, because there's no way those results are in any way faked or exaggerated.


Doesn't the page refresh automatically in a minute and doesn't count unique ip addresses?

So yeah it is pretty much faked.
 
2012-03-24 05:00:40 PM  

Jim_Callahan: //Views =/= regarded as actual journalism, is what I'm saying here. Things don't have to be believed or even considered credible to be entertaining.


You may not think it's journalism, but inside the right wing echo chamber where the people Santorum needs to win over reside...
 
2012-03-24 05:01:31 PM  

ox45tallboy: mat catastrophe: bobtheangryflower.jpg

[badbreeders.net image 640x512]

There is a busybody on your staff who devotes a lot of time to chasing split infinitives... I call for the immediate dismissal of this pedant. It is of no consequence whether he decides to go quickly or to quickly go or quickly to go. The important thing is that he should go at once.
- George Bernard Shaw, letter to the Times of London

/subby
//it was a freakin' typo, and I'm not going to care because it's my first green in a while


I don't believe in typos. Even when I mak them.
 
2012-03-24 05:03:18 PM  

Halli: Doesn't the page refresh automatically in a minute and doesn't count unique ip addresses?

So yeah it is pretty much faked.


I remember Fark doing this a couple of years ago (autorefresh) to show their advertisers the difference. I don't remember if they made their stats from this experience public or not.
 
2012-03-24 05:09:24 PM  
Sometimes I wonder why all these pundits wouldn't want Obama re-elected, as a black President who their listeners believe is not an American is good for the ratings. If the President was a Republican and both sides of Congress were ruled by Republicans, what would these guys have to rant against?
 
hej
2012-03-24 05:09:50 PM  
I would like Santorum to stay as far away from the presidency as possible. That said, it's pretty f'ed up if one guy with a website can eliminate potential candidates at will.
 
2012-03-24 05:10:11 PM  
When elephants fight it's the grass that suffers.
 
2012-03-24 05:11:51 PM  

hej: I would like Santorum to stay as far away from the presidency as possible. That said, it's pretty f'ed up if one guy with a website can eliminate potential candidates at will.


images.hollywood.com

/understands
 
2012-03-24 05:17:25 PM  

4.bp.blogspot.com

THIS IS LIKE WATCHING FLIES F*CK.

 
2012-03-24 05:21:41 PM  

skinink: Sometimes I wonder why all these pundits wouldn't want Obama re-elected, as a black President who their listeners believe is not an American is good for the ratings. If the President was a Republican and both sides of Congress were ruled by Republicans, what would these guys have to rant against?


See 2003 through 2006. I remember how fun it was being called a terrorist sympathizer who was against this country.
 
2012-03-24 05:22:50 PM  
who compared Drudge to William Randolph Hearst

Notsureifserious.

Guy who gets page-clicks not quite the same as a media mogul who literally could control the flow of information by owning the predominant source.
 
2012-03-24 05:25:59 PM  
Is this the bit where the Republican Party turns into the Donner Party?
 
2012-03-24 05:27:27 PM  

thamike: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 300x240]

THIS IS LIKE WATCHING FLIES F*CK.


golfweek.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com

But without the witty commentary.
 
2012-03-24 05:28:52 PM  

Grand Voivode: because Drudge is a queer, and that would be a "hate crime"?


He's not gay, he's just... queer.
 
2012-03-24 05:30:19 PM  

Fart_Machine: who compared Drudge to William Randolph Hearst

Notsureifserious.

Guy who gets page-clicks not quite the same as a media mogul who literally could control the flow of information by owning the predominant source.


They both got the US to declare war on Spain though.
 
2012-03-24 05:50:43 PM  
Beck sees conspiracy everywhere he looks.
 
2012-03-24 06:00:25 PM  
Considering how Santorum's last fight (new window) went, Glenn Beck is probably right

/I never thought I'd ever type those last 5 words
 
2012-03-24 06:13:12 PM  

skinink: Sometimes I wonder why all these pundits wouldn't want Obama re-elected, as a black President who their listeners believe is not an American is good for the ratings. If the President was a Republican and both sides of Congress were ruled by Republicans, what would these guys have to rant against?


TERRORISTS!
MOOSLIMS!
TEH JOOZ!
TEH GAIZ!
SCARY BLACK MEN!
FEMINAZIS!
SCARY YELLOW MEN!

I mean, sure, it would dilute their message, but they'd never run out of rantees.
 
2012-03-24 06:26:14 PM  
not a Zombie Breitbart joke . . . and slightly off-thread . . . but doesn't it seem like Breitbart's sites have become more idiotically derptastic since he passed? Who would have thought that Breitbart was the rational brake on those endeavors.
 
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