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(The Union Leader)   Next in our series "Moustaches and their categories, sets and subsets" we see a typical example of the standard Type 3 Child Pornographer moustache   ( unionleader.com) divider line
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2012-03-24 12:38:09 PM  
What are type 1 and 2? Male porn stars and NASCAR drivers?
 
2012-03-24 02:03:35 PM  
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2012-03-24 02:13:27 PM  
Tatsuma?
 
2012-03-24 02:14:12 PM  
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/approves
 
2012-03-24 02:16:55 PM  
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2012-03-24 02:17:02 PM  
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That's very "highway patrol".
 
2012-03-24 02:18:27 PM  
Came for the House reference.
(Ok, I was hoping I could make it first)
Leaving happy.
(Bitter)
 
2012-03-24 02:19:59 PM  
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2012-03-24 02:23:10 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [www.unionleader.com image 258x206]

That's very "highway patrol".


Looks more "Surprise Buttsecks" to me.

/he DOES seem surprised...
 
2012-03-24 02:24:18 PM  

nekom: What are type 1 and 2? Male porn stars and NASCAR drivers?


A fireman, or somebodies dad!

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MUSTACHE!!!
 
2012-03-24 02:25:11 PM  
TOOOtaly....
 
2012-03-24 02:25:54 PM  
Type 1 pedo stache (Also known as "The Highschooler"):

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Type 2 pedo stache (Also known as "The Bolton"):
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2012-03-24 02:29:35 PM  

bdub77: Type 1 pedo stache (Also known as "The Highschooler"):

[i.imgur.com image 350x392]

Type 2 pedo stache (Also known as "The Bolton"):
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The Dibeetus?
 
2012-03-24 02:30:00 PM  
I'm sorry, that's not a hair questi---
... errr...wait...

/several hairstyles of the 70s alreadyh in the thread, it seems
 
2012-03-24 02:34:18 PM  
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Can I get a ruling on this?
 
2012-03-24 02:34:20 PM  
Type three: the Hitler-stache you think is a fun idea when you run out of booze as you're shaving, go to the store, and frighten old people. Possibly by goose-stepping; I wouldn't know.
 
2012-03-24 02:35:17 PM  
Ah, the "infants and toddlers" variety. Sick, sick fark. Hope he and his mustache rot in hell.
 
2012-03-24 02:37:33 PM  
I assume this pedo-mustache crap was started by some loser who can't grow any decent facial hair.
 
2012-03-24 02:37:50 PM  

JewZeppy: [img815.imageshack.us image 184x199]


Can I get a ruling on this?


Balls deep at a Bieber concert.
 
2012-03-24 02:40:12 PM  

bingethinker: I assume this pedo-mustache crap was started by some loser who can't grow any decent facial hair.


Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to many things in life, including creepy facial hair.
 
2012-03-24 02:40:29 PM  
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2012-03-24 02:40:30 PM  
Mustaches you say?

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2012-03-24 02:40:42 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: [www.unionleader.com image 258x206]

That's very "highway patrol".


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Goddamn liter of cola. Bring it to me!
 
2012-03-24 02:42:30 PM  
Zombie.. that hurt my eyes.
 
2012-03-24 02:44:34 PM  
I believe the word you are looking for is nepiphile. Not pedophile. Nepiphile.
 
2012-03-24 02:45:40 PM  

JewZeppy: [img815.imageshack.us image 184x199]


Can I get a ruling on this?


Target audience for:

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2012-03-24 02:47:17 PM  

ZombiesYall: Mustaches you say?

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I choose to believe that's a shoop.

//auto-correct wanted shoop to become whoop.
// WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!!11!!!?
 
2012-03-24 02:48:42 PM  

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I saw exactly that.
 
2012-03-24 02:49:17 PM  
Haters gonna hate...
 
2012-03-24 02:50:30 PM  

aagrajag: ZombiesYall: Mustaches you say?

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I choose to believe that's a shoop.

//auto-correct wanted shoop to become whoop.
// WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!!!11!!!?


I hope it is shopped too. But if it is, it wasn't done by me. Someone emailed that to me this morning, along with a bunch of other pics in one of those fwd: fwd: fwd: things old people send around.
 
2012-03-24 02:53:41 PM  

ZombiesYall: I hope it is shopped too. But if it is, it wasn't done by me. Someone emailed that to me this morning, along with a bunch of other pics in one of those fwd: fwd: fwd: things old people send around.


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womenwithmustaches.com seems to be down.
 
2012-03-24 02:55:07 PM  
The x-stache categories are:

1. Molester
a. pedo
b. greasy

2. Porn
a. '70s
b. '80s
c. gay (some texts list this as a seperate category of its own)

3. Hipster
a. ironic
b. historical
 
2012-03-24 02:56:17 PM  
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he dunit
 
2012-03-24 02:56:44 PM  
Shenanigans!

bingethinker: I assume this pedo-mustache crap was started by some loser who can't grow any decent facial hair.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to many things in life, including creepy facial hair.

And just because you can't, doesn't mean you should try to stop everybody else from doing it.
 
2012-03-24 02:59:40 PM  

eltejon: The x-stache categories are:

1. Molester
a. pedo
b. greasy

2. Porn
a. '70s
b. '80s
c. gay (some texts list this as a seperate category of its own)

3. Hipster
a. ironic
b. historical


4. Conspicuously absent:

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2012-03-24 03:01:34 PM  

Evenbiggerknickers: House.jpg


First thing I thought of too.
 
2012-03-24 03:01:37 PM  
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My Stash
 
2012-03-24 03:01:46 PM  
and. its called a douche-stash. for obvious reasons

wheres my bag
 
2012-03-24 03:02:48 PM  

bingethinker: Shenanigans!

bingethinker: I assume this pedo-mustache crap was started by some loser who can't grow any decent facial hair.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to many things in life, including creepy facial hair.

And just because you can't, doesn't mean you should try to stop everybody else from doing it.


That's the beautiful thing about this country. You have the right to grow a creepy mustache if you want to. And people have the right to be creeped out by it and mock you for it, just as the Founding Fathers intended.
 
2012-03-24 03:03:59 PM  

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Came for this. It's uncanny. All that's missing is the title "THIS TIME IT'S EIGHT-YEAR-OLDS".
 
2012-03-24 03:04:06 PM  
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Can you comically wiggle it?
 
2012-03-24 03:05:43 PM  

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Diddly?
 
2012-03-24 03:07:32 PM  
Don't always even need a stache to look like a molester
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2012-03-24 03:08:52 PM  

Shenanigans!: Ah, the "infants and toddlers" variety. Sick, sick fark. Hope he and his mustache rot in hell.


5 charges, each of which is punishable by up to 15 years in PMITA prison, where child molesters are looked upon like the scum that they are. I hope he gets the full sentence.
 
2012-03-24 03:08:58 PM  
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2012-03-24 03:11:22 PM  
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I never understood the John Waters 'stache. Does his blade get dull as he's shaving under his nose? Does he have a really sensitive upper lip? Did he grow up around someone with really long nasal hair, and he wants to make sure no one mistakes him for having the same problem?

/and he looks like the G-Man from Half-Life
 
2012-03-24 03:17:00 PM  

Tergiversada: Shenanigans!: Ah, the "infants and toddlers" variety. Sick, sick fark. Hope he and his mustache rot in hell.

5 charges, each of which is punishable by up to 15 years in PMITA prison, where child molesters are looked upon like the scum that they are. I hope he gets the full sentence.


I've always wondered at people that want to hang the child molesters. I mean, saying something is morally wrong and a person deserves punishment for doing it means that you agree it is possible for a normal person to be tempted by this same thing. I'm not tempted to molest little kids, and I have a hard time understanding what sexual gratification a person could receive from said acts, so I'm more inclined to believe that this guy is LITERALLY a "sick fark" and needs psychological help. I'm not sure that a long prison sentence would keep him from hurting more kids when he gets out (recidivism is rampant in this type of offense, which is why we have "sex offender" registries and such), whereas psychological help actually might do some good.
 
2012-03-24 03:18:01 PM  

bingethinker: Shenanigans!

bingethinker: I assume this pedo-mustache crap was started by some loser who can't grow any decent facial hair.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to many things in life, including creepy facial hair.

And just because you can't, doesn't mean you should try to stop everybody else from doing it.


bingethinker: Shenanigans!

bingethinker: I assume this pedo-mustache crap was started by some loser who can't grow any decent facial hair.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to many things in life, including creepy facial hair.

And just because you can't, doesn't mean you should try to stop everybody else from doing it.


I think you're a bit confused. Here's a helpful guide:

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Mustache

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Pedo-stache

The pedo-stache thing came about, not because of the need for the testosterone-deprived to put the more manly, but because of the propensity for pedophiles to attempt to grow mustaches and ending up with a dead caterpillar under their noses.
 
2012-03-24 03:18:16 PM  

bingethinker: Shenanigans!

bingethinker: I assume this pedo-mustache crap was started by some loser who can't grow any decent facial hair.

Just because you can doesn't mean you should. This applies to many things in life, including creepy facial hair.

And just because you can't, doesn't mean you should try to stop everybody else from doing it.


Sounds like somebody was accused of being a pedo because of his creeperstache and he's cranky about it.
 
2012-03-24 03:20:58 PM  

ox45tallboy: Tergiversada: Shenanigans!: Ah, the "infants and toddlers" variety. Sick, sick fark. Hope he and his mustache rot in hell.

5 charges, each of which is punishable by up to 15 years in PMITA prison, where child molesters are looked upon like the scum that they are. I hope he gets the full sentence.

I've always wondered at people that want to hang the child molesters. I mean, saying something is morally wrong and a person deserves punishment for doing it means that you agree it is possible for a normal person to be tempted by this same thing. I'm not tempted to molest little kids, and I have a hard time understanding what sexual gratification a person could receive from said acts, so I'm more inclined to believe that this guy is LITERALLY a "sick fark" and needs psychological help. I'm not sure that a long prison sentence would keep him from hurting more kids when he gets out (recidivism is rampant in this type of offense, which is why we have "sex offender" registries and such), whereas psychological help actually might do some good.


You don't think he's just "wired" that way? Should he be in prison while receiving the psychological help?
 
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