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		It's a full slate of EPL games, kicking off with a huge dogfight between Tottenham and Chelsea and finishing Monday with Manchester United vs Fulham at 3PM EST (soccernet.espn.go.com)		357
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o5iiawah		2012-03-24 10:11:32 AM

As much as it pains me to watch this, A scoreless draw really benefits Newcastle.

expobill		2012-03-24 10:11:46 AM

Langston: Offense is well below my expectations for this match.
both clubs are playing uptight, and now chippy.
there is a lot at stake, but they should be performing much better than this.

Langston		2012-03-24 10:12:21 AM

ADubs86: expobill: Magic hat #9 is good, but hoppy for a newbie, are we at a pub now?
if so, ask to sample anything there,

No, but I will be later tonight, and I don't have the funds this week to do my normal 3 vodka martinis followed by a glass of bourbon. Figured I'd try some beers while drafts tonight were a dollar each.

For drafts, I'm a big fan of Boddington's.

expobill		2012-03-24 10:12:25 AM

o5iiawah: As much as it pains me to watch this, A scoreless draw really benefits Newcastle.

and the Spurs

Angry Buddha		2012-03-24 10:12:50 AM

Norfolking Chance: Wow that was Liverpool levels of missing the goal

Why do you say these things!

/and greetings from Norfolk (the non-original one)

Langston		2012-03-24 10:15:04 AM

Ouch, ball to the face.

expobill		2012-03-24 10:15:42 AM

both clubs are playing tired.

dj_bigbird		2012-03-24 10:16:40 AM

Go Gunners!

And don't forget, tomorrow, London starts daylight saving time at 1am their time.

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:16:56 AM

Hey hey! Liverpool wonderkid Raheem Sterling on the bench! Good to see him, kid's got some talent. John Barnes is really high on him.

zoobaby		2012-03-24 10:17:21 AM

As for beer suggestions, if just trying to buy a single beer as a nice gift, I'd suggest farmhouse saison Belgium style ale like Tank 7. It's got flavor and it much different than the beers he has likely ever tried. It's also very refreshing on a hot day. Also suggest Avery White Rascal or Aver The Reverend.

If you have time to go out, take him/her to a micro brewery and taste test a bunch. It's fun and even if they don't like it, they learn that there is more to beer than just Bud/Coors/Miller type swill.

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:17:58 AM

POST!

expobill		2012-03-24 10:18:06 AM

MATA!
oh so close......

Langston		2012-03-24 10:18:32 AM

Post makes a save! That was close

zoobaby		2012-03-24 10:18:50 AM

WOODWORK.....drink some coffee

expobill		2012-03-24 10:20:58 AM

Cheslea plays a 4-3-3

Langston		2012-03-24 10:21:05 AM

I love how the crowd groans. As if that wasn't a full body check.

Ooohhhh, here comes Torres.

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:23:41 AM

Mata 90 min winner?

o5iiawah		2012-03-24 10:23:46 AM

Boddingtons is a good choice for those who dont like beer. it is very mild.

Magic hats or other hoppy microbrews are meals in a glass. you'll hate it halfway through.

TheKnownUniverse		2012-03-24 10:23:57 AM

ADubs86: Hey hey! Liverpool wonderkid Raheem Sterling on the bench! Good to see him, kid's got some talent. John Barnes is really high on him.

Kenny will put him on in the 88th minute.

Stimied - sweet pics!

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:24:32 AM

WHAT A SAVE BY CAHILL!

zoobaby		2012-03-24 10:24:41 AM

OMFG....Cahill to the rescue

expobill		2012-03-24 10:24:45 AM

hey, gary Cahill,
thanks!

zoobaby		2012-03-24 10:25:20 AM

Woodwork...drink again

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:25:34 AM

WOODWORK AGAIN!
I'd drink, but I'm out of alcohol.

expobill		2012-03-24 10:26:23 AM

ADubs86: WOODWORK AGAIN!
I'd drink, but I'm out of alcohol.

i'd drink buts it 9:30am

Langston		2012-03-24 10:26:51 AM

Now we're seeing some action. Still no goals, though.

StRalphTheLiar		2012-03-24 10:27:43 AM

Let's do this, Gunners

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:28:57 AM

expobill: i'd drink buts it 9:30am

It's afternoon in England, so technically you'd be cool.

drewogatory		2012-03-24 10:29:06 AM

ADubs86: Here's a question, what's a good beer for someone who doesn't like beer?

Chimay or one of the other Belgians seem to be popular with the non beer crowd at my bar. Can't go wrong with Guinness or Murphy's if the selection isn't huge.

Cybernetic		2012-03-24 10:32:05 AM

My soccer-hating-American predictions for today:

Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham
Arsenal 0-0 Aston Villa
Bolton 0-0 Blackburn
Liverpool 0-0 Wigan
Norwich 0-0 Wolverhampton
Sunderland 0-0 QPR
Swansea 0-0 Everton
Stoke City 0-0 Manchester City

/Insert trollface here.

Stimied in a Rut		2012-03-24 10:32:56 AM

Man as someone who wants Spurs to win this, this game has been aggravating to watch. So many wasted opportunities and giving away easy chances to Chelsea!

expobill		2012-03-24 10:34:10 AM

Stimied in a Rut: Man as someone who wants Spurs to win this, this game has been aggravating to watch. So many wasted opportunities and giving away easy chances to Chelsea!

i think it's fatigue

SomebodyElsesShoes		2012-03-24 10:35:01 AM

From BBC: "Captain Joey Barton is dropped by QPR. The midfielder was booed off against Liverpool and admitted afterwards it was the worst he had ever played."

Ha ha. You suck, Barton.

zoobaby		2012-03-24 10:36:54 AM

Cahill is beast back there today,

Cajnik		2012-03-24 10:37:45 AM

Derby day!

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:38:09 AM

Spurs just might steal this late.

zoobaby		2012-03-24 10:39:59 AM

Bale almost stealing it....

o5iiawah		2012-03-24 10:41:01 AM

Meh, switched over to FC Bayern - Hannover

zoobaby		2012-03-24 10:41:11 AM

0-0..trollface wins..enjoy the rest of todays matches. Off for a hike....

midpoint		2012-03-24 10:41:24 AM

Cybernetic: My soccer-hating-American predictions for today:

Chelsea 0-0 Tottenham
Arsenal 0-0 Aston Villa
Bolton 0-0 Blackburn
Liverpool 0-0 Wigan
Norwich 0-0 Wolverhampton
Sunderland 0-0 QPR
Swansea 0-0 Everton
Stoke City 0-0 Manchester City

/Insert trollface here.

I hate to admit it - but using my proposed scoring system he is two points up on the rest of the field.

expobill		2012-03-24 10:41:48 AM

Oh well it's going to be a loooooong winter for us Chelsea supporters, so we need to win the UEFA this May.

Stimied in a Rut		2012-03-24 10:41:50 AM

Spurs set pieces and finishing is too poor at the moment. Seemed like they were the better side, but just didn't have that extra bit to finish off Chelsea who also played well. On to the rest of the fixtures (that I don't really care about haha).

GetaLife		2012-03-24 10:42:03 AM

SomebodyElsesShoes: From BBC: "Captain Joey Barton is dropped by QPR. The midfielder was booed off against Liverpool and admitted afterwards it was the worst he had ever played."

Ha ha. You suck, Barton.

Was so happy to read this! He's been miserable on the pitch for some time now and not the leadership you need from a captain.

/off to look for a live stream

Langston		2012-03-24 10:42:14 AM

SomebodyElsesShoes: From BBC: "Captain Joey Barton is dropped by QPR. The midfielder was booed off against Liverpool and admitted afterwards it was the worst he had ever played."

Ha ha. You suck, Barton.

Could not happen to a nicer guy. Aside from their game against Arsenal next weekend, I'll actually be able to root for the upstarts.

And there's the game. Cahill for MOTM

ADubs86		2012-03-24 10:43:43 AM

ADubs86: Spurs just might steal this late.

Or not.

Few chances, but overall boring match. Here's hoping the 3:00 fixtures are better.

socalnewwaver		2012-03-24 10:58:54 AM

Stimied in a Rut: Tour of Anfield:

wow, very nice. thanks for sharing those.

StRalphTheLiar		2012-03-24 11:16:29 AM

Gibbs?! I'll take it!

ADubs86		2012-03-24 11:16:33 AM

KIERAN GIBBS opens the days scoring, mainly because Shay Given decided to be a buterfingers.

mitchcumstein1		2012-03-24 11:17:38 AM

StRalphTheLiar: Gibbs?! I'll take it!

Pretty much what I came to say.

desertgeek		2012-03-24 11:19:24 AM

Morning, farkers. Let's see how Liverpool farks this up today.

Stimied: great pics.

Prediction league- I'm in for that. And Unfreakable could make sure that we get a thread every week. But it's probably better to find a 3rd party source. Though those of you who predicted a Liverpool win by 2-0 or 4-0 are delusional, at best.

And now, every stream is failing on me.

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