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Mugato		2012-03-24 08:15:03 AM

I see no lack of clothing.

Dogfacedgod		2012-03-24 10:08:49 AM

JLH nekkid???? I share chuck's assessment:

Link (new window)

urban.derelict		2012-03-24 10:16:56 AM

/i'll just leave this here
//fair use rights: it's the cover that sells the mag
///limited distribution, for discussion/critique purposes
//look at how sharp her knees are

John Buck 41		2012-03-24 10:18:29 AM

Stunning woman.

Fark_Guy_Rob		2012-03-24 10:20:49 AM

10 years too late, IMHO.

Not that she, nor anyone else, cares about MHO.

Already Disturbed		2012-03-24 10:21:39 AM

ads are posted throughout the streets of NY, her ta-tas are unavoidable

Mawson of the Antarctic		2012-03-24 10:28:12 AM

Mother of God...

Mugato		2012-03-24 10:33:31 AM

Bigger cock tease, her or Alba? I'll go with Alba because JLH is pretty much a TV star but Sin City actually called for Alba to take her gear off.

ksobby		2012-03-24 10:35:27 AM

Already Disturbed: ads are posted throughout the streets of NY, her ta-tas are unavoidable

Which is driving the office hens bat-shiat insane, much to my amusement.

/ big ad right outside MSG by my office

GoldSpider		2012-03-24 10:39:05 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: 10 years too late, IMHO.

Fine with me, I'll take her.

stoli n coke		2012-03-24 10:44:14 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: 10 years too late, IMHO.

Not that she, nor anyone else, cares about MHO.

You're right, Studman. No one cares about YHO.

/Fist of an angry screen door king of England.

HarlequinGuy		2012-03-24 10:48:55 AM

Stop Press!: Lifetime's audience breaks double figures - Film at Eleven! [that no-one will watch.]

PizzaJedi81		2012-03-24 10:51:59 AM

HarlequinGuy: Stop Press!: Lifetime's audience breaks double figures - Film at Eleven! [that no-one will watch.]

Hey, going from 3 to 6 is an acoomplishment!

Thorn		2012-03-24 10:54:01 AM

Those are nice bazoobers.

She can't keep a man though, so they seem to be not worth it to guys. She must be total shiat to try to live with.

MSFT		2012-03-24 10:56:55 AM

Those are some child bearing hips....

PizzaJedi81		2012-03-24 10:58:20 AM

Thorn: She can't keep a man though

I wouldn't mind a little catch and release with her, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

texdent		2012-03-24 11:07:48 AM

Aw, the 'men are evil' channel

Gulper Eel		2012-03-24 11:10:36 AM

Mugato: I see no lack of clothing.

I see a lawnmower ad blocking her cleavage. (click) Okay, that's better. Excellent placement, you advertising bastards.

Also, I would like to add that I would gladly allow myself to be keelhauled through the Gowanus Canal for the chance to enter a lottery where the winner gets 50 lashes and the opportunity to shake hands with the uncle of the lingerie store clerk who sold those foundation garments to Jennifer's wardrobe person's assistant.

Dear. Sweet. Jesus.

skinink		2012-03-24 11:11:23 AM

When you jerk off to pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it known as " A Party of Five"?

Unsung_Hero		2012-03-24 11:13:03 AM

JLH used to be my deal girl. Now it's Marisa Tomei. Guess which one is aging (WAYYYYYY) better, and comes off better in interviews?

PizzaJedi81		2012-03-24 11:16:16 AM

Unsung_Hero: comes off better

I could make a lot come off better with either one, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

TeddyBallGame		2012-03-24 11:17:56 AM

She is simply stunningly gorgeous. That is all.

ChubbyTiger		2012-03-24 11:18:39 AM

FTFA: she's doing a bang-up job of hiding her ginormous booty

Know how I know the author's gay?

/NTTAWWT

Free Radical		2012-03-24 11:19:44 AM

Good for her on her weight loss.
She looks much better now.

PizzaJedi81		2012-03-24 11:19:52 AM

ChubbyTiger: FTFA: she's doing a bang-up job of hiding her ginormous booty

Know how I know the author's gay?

/NTTAWWT

I'd hide something in her ginormous booty, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

Your_Huckleberry		2012-03-24 11:22:39 AM

Mugato: Bigger cock tease, her or Alba? I'll go with Alba because JLH is pretty much a TV star but Sin City actually called for Alba to take her gear off.

Not to mention Alba did a CGI nude scene in Machete. CGI.

JLH wouldn't have made a good Sue Storm, either.

But she's always been on of my favorites, so I got over it.

Unsung_Hero		2012-03-24 11:26:15 AM

Free Radical: Good for her on her weight loss.
She looks much better now.

It's unfortunate, but her natural fat distribution is 80% ass & thigh, 15% breast, & 5% everywhere else. The result is she has to stay underweight on most of her body to have acceptably-sized thighs. She just doesn't have an attractive shape (by Hollywood 0.1% standards) at a normal weight.

Obscure Login		2012-03-24 11:29:33 AM

I would have sex with her.

PizzaJedi81		2012-03-24 11:30:24 AM

Obscure Login: I would have sex with her.

I know what you mean...or, at least, think I do.

mariner314		2012-03-24 11:30:48 AM

She went to my highschool while filming McKenna. I should have tried harder :)

T-Servo		2012-03-24 11:34:55 AM

Thorn: She can't keep a man though, so they seem to be not worth it to guys

i151.photobucket.com

Apparently she loves Sparkly McBellaStalker, so... she has high school hangup issues, it seems.

Mugato		2012-03-24 11:39:50 AM

The glory days

img005.lazygirls.info

Captain Kickass		2012-03-24 11:45:20 AM

Okay, fine. I'll take one for the team. Send her my way.

/the things I do...

Summer Glau's Love Slave		2012-03-24 11:55:51 AM

TeddyBallGame: She is simply stunningly gorgeous. That is all.

Word! She's like a little plate of pancakes: short, stacked, and sweet.

/Would hit.
//Never quit.

Mega Steve		2012-03-24 11:56:32 AM

Benjamin Stone		2012-03-24 12:02:50 PM

After much research I have concluded that I would have sex with her.

TravisBickle62		2012-03-24 12:03:05 PM

The couldn't find a tent big enough to cover her ass

PizzaJedi81		2012-03-24 12:06:11 PM

TravisBickle62: The couldn't find a tent big enough to cover her ass

Oh, I'm pitching a big enough one for both she and I, no worries there.

DanZero		2012-03-24 12:08:41 PM

From comments:

Steve Says:
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:25 am

Photo shop is awesome, eh?

FARK handle anyone?

Summer Glau's Love Slave		2012-03-24 12:10:41 PM

PizzaJedi81: TravisBickle62: The couldn't find a tent big enough to cover her ass

Oh, I'm pitching a big enough one for both she and I, no worries there.

*Snort!*

Annnnnnnnnnnnd, favorited!

/+1

mltain		2012-03-24 12:14:37 PM

Damn, now I gotta watch The Tuxedo when I get home.

I Like Bread		2012-03-24 12:26:25 PM

This is the most boring thread I've ever been in that started with "Jennifer Love Hewitt's lack of clothing".

Bendal		2012-03-24 12:26:55 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: 10 years too late, IMHO.

Not that she, nor anyone else, cares about MHO.

The hell you say. She's gotten better with age IMO.

/king of England, fist of god, you name it

RoyBatty		2012-03-24 12:27:39 PM

John Buck 41: Stunning woman.

She sure has grown up! I remember fapping to her in Commando like it was yesterday.

PizzaJedi81		2012-03-24 12:30:10 PM

RoyBatty: I remember fapping to her in Commando like it was yesterday.

Huh...funny how she changed her name from Alyssa Milano, isn't it? And there's still an actress with that name.

/Do not question my Alyssa Milano trivia.

LeroyBourne		2012-03-24 12:40:36 PM

PizzaJedi81: RoyBatty: I remember fapping to her in Commando like it was yesterday.

Huh...funny how she changed her name from Alyssa Milano, isn't it? And there's still an actress with that name.

/Do not question my Alyssa Milano trivia.

Why couldn't she had just done soft core 'poison ivy' porn for a little bit longer?

RoyBatty		2012-03-24 12:42:55 PM

PizzaJedi81: RoyBatty: I remember fapping to her in Commando like it was yesterday.

Huh...funny how she changed her name from Alyssa Milano, isn't it? And there's still an actress with that name.

/Do not question my Alyssa Milano trivia.

Hey you're right! Good, I don't feel so bad about fapping to her then back in the 80s.

jmr61		2012-03-24 12:45:24 PM

Someone call me when she ACTUALLY shows nip and lip. Until then there's nothing to see here.

Huge tease and obviously has a fat girl in there that comes out every so often.

Midnight Rambler		2012-03-24 12:57:44 PM

Ok, I'll do it...

img.dailymail.co.uk

Sabyen91		2012-03-24 01:14:14 PM

PizzaJedi81: TravisBickle62: The couldn't find a tent big enough to cover her ass

Oh, I'm pitching a big enough one for both she and I, no worries there.

I think I know what you mean.

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