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		Like most hard liquor ads depicting the lighter side of oral rape, this one did not go down smoothly (theatlanticwire.com)		118
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doglover		2012-03-24 12:00:14 AM

The should have gone for the ever popular Pets Humping Strange Things ad.

iseeahappyface.com

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-24 12:02:35 AM

It occurs to me that oral rape could be one of the most dangerous things you could ever do

/ever

doglover		2012-03-24 12:09:54 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It occurs to me that oral rape could be one of the most dangerous things you could ever do

/ever

Not really. Worst that happens is you get a bite taken out of you in a sensitive place.

A real dangerous action is killing a king. That can get you skinned alive and your family wiped out.

Winning		2012-03-24 12:12:37 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It occurs to me that oral rape could be one of the most dangerous things you could ever do

/ever

I dunno, I think if a gun was pointed at my head I'd have second thoughts about trying something.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-24 12:14:29 AM

doglover: Not really. Worst that happens is you get a bite taken out of you in a sensitive place.

A real dangerous action is killing a king. That can get you skinned alive and your family wiped out.

I trust you'll forgive me if I focus on the more immediate aspects

/in the long run, you may be right
//but not in the moment

r1niceboy		2012-03-24 12:15:42 AM

doglover: MaudlinMutantMollusk: It occurs to me that oral rape could be one of the most dangerous things you could ever do

/ever

Not really. Worst that happens is you get a bite taken out of you in a sensitive place.

A real dangerous action is killing a king. That can get you skinned alive and your family wiped out.

Fine, wipe out my family, but NO TEETH ON JUNIOR!

dj_bigbird		2012-03-24 12:17:11 AM

"controversy" is just a funny way to spell "free advertising"

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-03-24 12:19:11 AM

dj_bigbird: "controversy" is just a funny way to spell "free advertising"

And all for the small price of vomiting up a fake apology.

doglover		2012-03-24 12:21:24 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I trust you'll forgive me if I focus on the more immediate aspects

You get bit and shiat's just gone. It can't hurt no more.

You get flayed and ALL your nerves are still there. Do you have any idea how much worse it would be to have yourself strapped down and your junk peeled like a potato and then lightly salted by some big, hairy Frenchman with middle ages breath and BO? Then you'd probably have to eat it while they began stripping your face off.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-03-24 12:21:42 AM

wejash		2012-03-24 12:21:56 AM

dj_bigbird: "controversy" is just a funny way to spell "free advertising"

Of course it's not going to be a welcome brand on the table or bar of any guy who wants to get anywhere with some girl in the sane room with him...

So, sure, free advertising...that reminds you that Smooth Men Drink Smirnoff, apparently.

Benevolent Misanthrope		2012-03-24 12:22:19 AM

The Atlantic's Megan McArdle goes further, tweeting, "Fascinated by Belvedere Vodka's non-apology apology, which seems to assume that most of their customers think rape is awesome."

That lady obviously doesn't read Fark.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-24 12:22:46 AM

doglover: You get bit and shiat's just gone. It can't hurt no more.

You get flayed and ALL your nerves are still there. Do you have any idea how much worse it would be to have yourself strapped down and your junk peeled like a potato and then lightly salted by some big, hairy Frenchman with middle ages breath and BO? Then you'd probably have to eat it while they began stripping your face off.

Son... you ain't right

Fark Me To Tears		2012-03-24 12:25:30 AM

FTFA: The ad, which shows a guy wrestling a horrified looking girl, reads "Unlike some people, Belvedere always goes down smooth." ("Go down," just to be clear, is a pretty obvious double-entendre for oral sex.)

Dear Eric Randall: (Thank you for clearing that up for us.)

doglover		2012-03-24 12:26:01 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: doglover: You get bit and shiat's just gone. It can't hurt no more.

You get flayed and ALL your nerves are still there. Do you have any idea how much worse it would be to have yourself strapped down and your junk peeled like a potato and then lightly salted by some big, hairy Frenchman with middle ages breath and BO? Then you'd probably have to eat it while they began stripping your face off.

Son... you ain't right

You ever studied king Richard? He was shot in the shoulder by a French soldier. The wound festered and Richard pardoned the boy and sent him on his way with 100 silver coins. The next day Richard died and his leftenant hunted the boy down and had him flayed alive.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-24 12:27:32 AM

doglover: MaudlinMutantMollusk: doglover: You get bit and shiat's just gone. It can't hurt no more.

You get flayed and ALL your nerves are still there. Do you have any idea how much worse it would be to have yourself strapped down and your junk peeled like a potato and then lightly salted by some big, hairy Frenchman with middle ages breath and BO? Then you'd probably have to eat it while they began stripping your face off.

Son... you ain't right

You ever studied king Richard? He was shot in the shoulder by a French soldier. The wound festered and Richard pardoned the boy and sent him on his way with 100 silver coins. The next day Richard died and his leftenant hunted the boy down and had him flayed alive.

No... but I did take an arrow to the knee once

Relatively Obscure		2012-03-24 12:27:42 AM

doglover: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I trust you'll forgive me if I focus on the more immediate aspects

You get bit and shiat's just gone. It can't hurt no more.

You get flayed and ALL your nerves are still there. Do you have any idea how much worse it would be to have yourself strapped down and your junk peeled like a potato and then lightly salted by some big, hairy Frenchman with middle ages breath and BO? Then you'd probably have to eat it while they began stripping your face off.

So you're saying there's free food.

Triumph		2012-03-24 12:54:06 AM

Dewars - At least one thing will go smoothly today

/all advertising is derivative

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-24 12:58:06 AM

The Lighter Side of Oral Rape?

Man, Dave Berg has gotten darker over the years.

vernonFL		2012-03-24 01:43:13 AM

In the 1950s and 60s it was normal to feature spanking in ads for things like shirts and coffee.

vernonFL		2012-03-24 01:56:43 AM

I'll be in my bunk.

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:06:19 AM

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:08:18 AM

Wow. Apparently, spanking was *really* popular.

smilepanic.com

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:11:22 AM

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:13:18 AM

Those other ones were quaint and amusing, this one is actually offensive.

www.slightlywarped.com

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:17:34 AM

LOL Its a woman using a computer!

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:20:52 AM

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:25:36 AM

This one has to be a parody.

cdn2.mademan.com

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:26:22 AM

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:29:04 AM

vernonFL		2012-03-24 02:32:22 AM

Sorry, I'll stop now. My point is that sexist ads are nothing new, in fact have been a part of our culture forever, and when you look at the ads I posted and TV shows like "Mad Men", you realize how normal this kind of thing is.

We've come a long way, baby!

Klippoklondike		2012-03-24 03:18:32 AM

DeltaPunch		2012-03-24 03:24:03 AM

TommyymmoT		2012-03-24 03:24:06 AM

Brocktoon is displeased with the company that bears his name.

DeltaPunch		2012-03-24 03:35:51 AM

DeltaPunch		2012-03-24 03:38:01 AM

And the kicker...

DeltaPunch		2012-03-24 03:42:31 AM

*oops*

And the kicker...

img818.imageshack.us

libranoelrose		2012-03-24 04:39:47 AM

Can you imagine worse oral sex than with a cat?

Jim_Callahan		2012-03-24 04:45:39 AM

OK, my celebrity-gossip-o-meter was defeated to the ad they linked as a "subtler reference to domestic gossip", all I got was that it's a lame "unforgettable you" pun since both of the singers had released a version of it.

batcookie		2012-03-24 04:49:05 AM

**shudder** Advertising has never changed in that it appeals to the worst possible qualities in people

The Jami Turman Fan Club		2012-03-24 04:56:47 AM

None of those are laughing about rape, like the current one is.

The look on her face is horrifying.

Jim_Callahan		2012-03-24 04:57:01 AM

batcookie: **shudder** Advertising has never changed in that it appeals to the worst possible qualities in people

I was going to protest that charities advertised, too, but then I remembered the "sponsor a child in Africa" scam and I shut the fark up.

libranoelrose		2012-03-24 05:02:24 AM

haha

oohpah		2012-03-24 05:06:47 AM

Well, they didn't say rape twice...

Hector Remarkable		2012-03-24 05:08:46 AM

I dunno, somehow that ad makes me think there will be ejaculate in my vodka, and that is not desirable.

OgreMagi		2012-03-24 05:10:14 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: The Atlantic's Megan McArdle goes further, tweeting, "Fascinated by Belvedere Vodka's non-apology apology, which seems to assume that most of their customers think rape is awesome."

That lady obviously doesn't read Fark.

Depends. Is it just rape, or is it rape-rape?

ongbok		2012-03-24 05:13:17 AM

That picture looks more like surprise buttsex to me.

NC140		2012-03-24 05:13:55 AM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: None of those are laughing about rape, like the current one is.

The look on her face is horrifying.

Honestly, I thought it looked more "accidental back door" then horrifying. Just sayin'

OgreMagi		2012-03-24 05:15:23 AM

vernonFL: [images5.fanpop.com image 293x400]

One way to guarantee you won't get sexy time for a weeks, if not months. Get your wife a vacuum for christmas. Is anyone that stupid?

batcookie		2012-03-24 05:17:12 AM

OgreMagi: vernonFL: [images5.fanpop.com image 293x400]

One way to guarantee you won't get sexy time for a weeks, if not months. Get your wife a vacuum for christmas. Is anyone that stupid?

In the 1950s EVERYONE was that stupid. Including the women (who put up with this bullshiat for WAY too long).

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