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		19-year old entrepreneur has developed a thriving business selling a product that retails for hundreds of dollars and ounce, but unlike most people who fit this description, he has no fear of the DEA kicking in his front door (news.yahoo.com)		117
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Tony_Pepperoni		2012-03-23 03:35:53 PM

He seems like a fungi.

Endive Wombat		2012-03-23 03:50:37 PM

Good for him!

ColSanders		2012-03-23 03:51:13 PM

Printer ink?

albert71292		2012-03-23 03:52:32 PM

and ounce??

IanMoone		2012-03-23 03:52:33 PM

No, but the FDA agents will be. Or USDA.

Sticky Hands		2012-03-23 03:52:44 PM

worth millions.....
www.whoateallthepies.tv

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-03-23 03:53:24 PM

albert71292: and ounce??

And hundreds of dollars

/I was ok with it until they threw in the ounce

Cheron		2012-03-23 03:54:18 PM

albert71292: and ounce??

He gets paid by the letter, so he padded the headline a bit, sue him.

pudding7		2012-03-23 03:54:55 PM

Tony_Pepperoni: He seems like a fungi.

you're fired

lake_huron		2012-03-23 03:56:25 PM

Does he use his kid brother to sniff them out?

lordaction		2012-03-23 03:56:26 PM

Maybe he can be a lesson the lazy OWS bums.

Rindred		2012-03-23 03:57:08 PM

Must be selling superfluous d's.

/dnrtfa

mjones73		2012-03-23 03:57:22 PM

ColSanders: Printer ink?

First thing that came to mind for me too.

Maud Dib		2012-03-23 03:58:42 PM

albert71292: and ounce??

Automatic greenlight, man.

ByOwlLight		2012-03-23 03:59:24 PM

That is probably the most mature 19-year old I've seen.

busy chillin'		2012-03-23 04:00:33 PM

*dims lights*

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gopher321		2012-03-23 04:01:33 PM

There's a fungus among us!

SweetSilverBlues		2012-03-23 04:02:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: albert71292: and ounce??

And hundreds of dollars

/I was ok with it until they threw in the ounce

It could have been worse.

Could have been a pint.

/it comes in pints?!

bluehubcap		2012-03-23 04:03:20 PM

Of course the DEA won't come down on him, the pigs are the only ones snorting the stuff.

angry_scientist		2012-03-23 04:03:24 PM

Subby, if you were a drug, I'd sell you by the ounce

/yo VIP
//not really

E.S.Q.		2012-03-23 04:04:37 PM

Had my first taste of truffle last week.

I'm not a fan.

farkingismybusiness		2012-03-23 04:04:48 PM

I don't think I've ever had truffles. Is it really that good?

Spuddy345		2012-03-23 04:08:46 PM

Texts while driving. A young death will ensue.

James F. Campbell		2012-03-23 04:09:17 PM

Hmm. That's strange -- I thought he was going to be raising them himself (which actually would be fairly unique and praiseworthy), but it seems he only imports them. Of course, these are the sort of people we should be praising: middle-men. Big farking deal.

blatz514		2012-03-23 04:09:29 PM

bluehubcap: Of course the DEA won't come down on him, the pigs are the only ones snorting the stuff.

I chuckled and groaned simultaneously.

GungFu		2012-03-23 04:12:21 PM

You think you can outsmarts subby? You think you are smarter then him in English?

I think he could care less about your pedantic expressions of 'correct' English. You morans are a deseaze. A pocks on all you're families!

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-03-23 04:12:45 PM

Wolfgang Puck: Here smell this truffle. It smells like sex.

[SNIFF]

David Letterman: Jeez, what have you been doing?

SweetSilverBlues		2012-03-23 04:13:02 PM

farkingismybusiness: I don't think I've ever had truffles. Is it really that good?

They are amazing and truffle oils are truly wondrous.

Are they hundreds of dollars worth of amazing and wondrous? No.

/got to try them during one beautiful week in France
//Merci, Mme. Monique! Your farm was wonderful!

kobrakai		2012-03-23 04:14:29 PM

Let me know when he can import a Philosopher's Stone from the Truffle Brothers. THEN I'll be interested.

GungFu		2012-03-23 04:15:06 PM

farkingismybusiness: I don't think I've ever had truffles. Is it really that good?

Pigs like them.

Pigs eat shiat.

We eat pigs.

We don't eat shiat.

You do the math. Or something something.

LegacyDL		2012-03-23 04:15:29 PM

I'm starting to think that truffles have trumped lobster in the hype market.

Mucus Mule		2012-03-23 04:16:53 PM

He's 19, from arkansas, but has this strange accent.
What's up with dat.

mudesi		2012-03-23 04:17:23 PM

I don't understand the big farking deal about truffles. They're disgusting. They don't add anything to a meal. I think they're just one of those things that asshat rich people like to brag about. Like caviar. Tastes like shiat.

SumoJeb		2012-03-23 04:17:24 PM

SweetSilverBlues: farkingismybusiness: I don't think I've ever had truffles. Is it really that good?

They are amazing and truffle oils are truly wondrous.

Are they hundreds of dollars worth of amazing and wondrous? No.

/got to try them during one beautiful week in France
//Merci, Mme. Monique! Your farm was wonderful!

truffle oils are garbage. synthetic crap designed to mimic the taste of truffles. it is disgusting, vile and has no place in a good kitchen.

justanotherfarkinfarker		2012-03-23 04:20:11 PM

SumoJeb: truffle oils are garbage. synthetic crap designed to mimic the taste of truffles. it is disgusting, vile and has no place in a good kitchen.

Someone is a fan of Gordon.

tricycleracer		2012-03-23 04:20:20 PM

He should be pushing powder, too.

Saffron powder I mean.

SmellsLikePoo		2012-03-23 04:21:32 PM

busy chillin': *dims lights*

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signaljammer		2012-03-23 04:23:18 PM

M's have been banned in Holland so a psychedelic truffle has been substituted. Kobraki seems hip.

SmellsLikePoo		2012-03-23 04:24:07 PM

SumoJeb: it is disgusting, vile and has no place in a good kitchen.

justanotherfarkinfarker: Someone is a fan of Gordon.

Truffle oil is shiat, particularly because it tends to be used by people with a heavy hand who have no farking clue what they are doing. Ramsey is far from the only one with this opinion...

jayphat		2012-03-23 04:24:16 PM

DEA? no. FDA, Department of Agriculture? Perhaps.

lousy screw		2012-03-23 04:24:40 PM

Thanks for the warning about the forced video in this link, subbyd.

signaljammer		2012-03-23 04:25:08 PM

Kobrakai as well. Sorry, hate to misspell a proper noun.

Sergeant Grumbles		2012-03-23 04:27:54 PM

Ah, wonderful.
A middleman selling overpriced bullshiat. Just what we need more of.

jjorsett		2012-03-23 04:28:12 PM

IanMoone: No, but the FDA agents will be. Or USDA.

Or EPA. Or OSHA. Or FBI. Remember the Gibson Guitar raid that was the result of the government deciding that some wood from India was exported in violation of Indian law, even though India said it was okay? Do anything these days and if the government feels like it, it can find something to nail you with.

wambu		2012-03-23 04:32:57 PM

Kid likes ruffles?
Oh sorry, read it wrong, but I'm just leaving this here.
i.imgur.com

Goose4		2012-03-23 04:35:17 PM

GungFu: farkingismybusiness: I don't think I've ever had truffles. Is it really that good?

Pigs like them.

Pigs eat shiat.

We eat pigs.

We don't eat shiat.

You do the math. Or something something.

Citation needed.

SapperInTexas		2012-03-23 04:36:09 PM

FTA: "a kid with a sophisticated palate and an usual hobby"

So, it's commonplace, then?

fusillade762		2012-03-23 04:41:08 PM

ColSanders: Printer ink?

My first thought as well.

Thunderpipes		2012-03-23 04:42:49 PM

Awesome, another example of the American dream via hard work and a vision. Now.....

Liberals hate people that get rich in America. This kid will be, or already is, the 1%. We should tax him at a 50% rate at least, right?