"I like to singa, about the birdsa and the beesa and the treesa...."

Please do not allow children to stick a knife in an owlet.

SecretAgentWoman: My husband said he always preferred tiny hooters.

/lucky for me...

It's not the size of the hooters, it's how photogenic they are.

He probably didn't think about how shockeningly bad his DVD collection was because at the time he was positioning the owls he could barely stand how clever he was by perching them on a copy of The History of Birds....

colinspooky: Tape to a stick, and hey presto boom, pipe cleaners

The big problem with owls is that they all eventually go bad

potterydove: I take it they will never be released into the wild?

Well, since they are likely to have witnessed 2012, Hitch, Blood Diamond, Fantastic 4, or at least one of the Twilight films I'm not sure they'd be able to cope on their own. The therapy required to handle Fantastic 4 alone might take longer than their lifespans.

/to be fair, at least none of them are Daredevil
//might get points for having Fawlty Towers.

HailRobonia:
It's hard to see in the pic, but I am pretty sure those are the porn versions.

Fantastic 4nicators and 2012_penises?

thelordofcheese: That person has TERRIBLE taste in movies.

I was wondering who this was, and why he broke into my house and stole my DVD collection...

Were they rotated? (new window)