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2012-03-23 09:29:07 AM
I would love to know what lead to this.
 
2012-03-23 09:53:52 AM
ManateeGag: I would love to know what lead to this.

Yep. There's always some dumb incident that leads to these overreactions.

"School Superintendent David Healy says the district has the responsibility to teach children about appropriate interactions."

Just taking that statement in isolation, what the fark is inappropriate about hugging? Would you say hugging is inappropriate in the workplace? Cause you should see where I work (highly diverse, global). We hug and kiss all the time.
 
2012-03-23 10:12:36 AM
My sister-in-laws kids school....Nice!


I'll email her this and see her at Easter for the outrage!
 
2012-03-23 10:48:16 AM
This school isn't too far from me so I did a little digging. Apparently, the teachers & administrators were concerned about the level of public displays of affection so instituted the ban on hugging:

"The message was about those students who were groping eachother in front of teachers and other students in the halls, lunch room, and else where." (new window)

Still sounds awfully prudish to me. The article also quotes the superintendent being "concerned" about reports on bullying, which just sounds like him trying to legitimize his ridiculous rule.
 
2012-03-23 10:58:32 AM
i.imgur.com

Approves of Submitter's headline.
 
2012-03-23 11:54:57 AM
ManateeGag: I would love to know what lead to this.


It is sometimes referred to as "dry-humping" or "grinding".

tmyk
 
2012-03-23 11:55:00 AM
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fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-03-23 11:55:07 AM
brigid_fitch: This school isn't too far from me so I did a little digging. Apparently, the teachers & administrators were concerned about the level of public displays of affection so instituted the ban on hugging:

"The message was about those students who were groping eachother in front of teachers and other students in the halls, lunch room, and else where." (new window)

Still sounds awfully prudish to me. The article also quotes the superintendent being "concerned" about reports on bullying, which just sounds like him trying to legitimize his ridiculous rule.


If that doesn't work he should invoke terrorism. That always works.
 
2012-03-23 11:56:29 AM
What about side hugs?


Sounds like Delia Lortz has been hanging around in the library and giving her special hugs
 
2012-03-23 11:57:24 AM
Diogenes: ManateeGag: I would love to know what lead to this.

Yep. There's always some dumb incident that leads to these overreactions.

"School Superintendent David Healy says the district has the responsibility to teach children about appropriate interactions."

Just taking that statement in isolation, what the fark is inappropriate about hugging? Would you say hugging is inappropriate in the workplace? Cause you should see where I work (highly diverse, global). We hug and kiss all the time.


Taking that statement in isolation, it's not a school's farking job to teach children appropriate interactions. That's the parents' job.

The school's farking job is to teach them reading, writing, math, science, history and civics.

I'm so glad my son is grown. Jebus Christ on a Kipper Snack.
 
2012-03-23 11:58:22 AM
This sounds like something the villain in a children's television show would do.
 
2012-03-23 11:59:05 AM
But how will kids rub their boners on the cute girls?
 
2012-03-23 11:59:09 AM
No hugs?

Drugs it is.
 
2012-03-23 12:00:10 PM
My school had a "no public displays of affection" all the way back in 1998.

We all got a major chuckle when the principal had to call in a couple of couples, one of which happened to be the schools first openly gay couple, into the office to remind them not to be all gropey-gropey on band trips.
 
2012-03-23 12:00:34 PM
FTA:
School Superintendent David Healy says the district has the responsibility to teach children about appropriate interactions.


Also getting an early start on teaching them that the best solution to a perceived problem is an over-reaching blanket ban that will punish those who were engaging in a harmless friendly activity yet do nothing to stop those students who are so horned-up that they're groping each other in school, because those kids obviously have a lot of respect for the views of the administration.
 
2012-03-23 12:01:31 PM
Why do students need to be able to hug during school hours? They are there to learn not rub their body all over one another.
 
2012-03-23 12:02:19 PM
9beers: But how will kids rub their boners on the cute girls?

School dances.
 
2012-03-23 12:03:10 PM
if they don't wan them to rub bodies, then maybe they shouldn't put 30-40 of them in a space designed for 15.
 
2012-03-23 12:03:13 PM
Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

Approves of Submitter's headline.


I'm gonna fingerbang bang you into my life/
Girl you love the fingerbang and it's all right!
 
2012-03-23 12:04:14 PM
Carth: Why do students need to be able to hug during school hours? They are there to learn not rub their body all over one another.

You sound like a loser who never got hugged.
 
2012-03-23 12:04:20 PM
when i went to highschool in switzerland, not only did i hug girls all the time, i kissed them too. and these were not girlfriends, these were most of the girls that I knew. everyday, multiple times. what a real scandal

/ i still think it's weird when americans kiss on the cheek...
 
2012-03-23 12:04:47 PM
RedEmily: 9beers: But how will kids rub their boners on the cute girls?

School dances.


And PE.
I can't remember how much rubbing was supposed to go on in the Amos-Moses, but I'm sure we made the most of it.
 
2012-03-23 12:04:56 PM
Christ, I thought we got pst this back when I was in high school, when the school system dropped their no touching rule.

This just goes to show how a few retards (Iowans?) can fark it up for everyone.
 
2012-03-23 12:06:39 PM
I went to middle school in NJ, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't finger-band anyone then
//second base, though
///sweet Debbie Crane, where are you now?
 
2012-03-23 12:06:43 PM
Is Education even worthy of being called a profession considering the lack of quality in its ranks? The quality being indicated by the decisions they make.

Schools ban children making best friends (new window)

"Instead, the primary pupils are being encouraged to play in large groups.

Educational psychologist Gaynor Sbuttoni said the policy has been used at schools in Kingston, South West London, and Surrey.

She added: "I have noticed that teachers tell children they shouldn't have a best friend and that everyone should play together. "
 
2012-03-23 12:07:03 PM
Hugging spreads lice, which in Jersey is pretty common.
 
2012-03-23 12:07:23 PM
Fano: What about side hugs?


How about 'mouth hugs'?
 
2012-03-23 12:07:24 PM
Any inappropriate contact should only be administered by a teacher
 
2012-03-23 12:07:51 PM
Welcome to B. Hussein Obama's American, folks.

/what's this guys problem?
 
2012-03-23 12:09:31 PM
phenn:

Taking that statement in isolation, it's not a school's farking job to teach children appropriate interactions. That's the parents' job.

The school's farking job is to teach them reading, writing, math, science, history and civics.

I'm so glad my son is grown. Jebus Christ on a Kipper Snack.


I agree it should be the parents' job, but many parents don't do it. When you have kids in school whose behavior is so distracting or disrupting that it impedes the ability of other students to learn, something has to be done. Unfortunately the kids whose parents don't place an emphasis on education and proper decorum in public settings will also likely not discipline their kids when they get in trouble at school.
 
2012-03-23 12:12:53 PM
soup: Welcome to B. Hussein Obama's American, folks.

/what's this guys problem?


eh 2/10
 
2012-03-23 12:13:29 PM
Did you ever try to get spray tan and Hawaiian Tropic oil out of your clothes?
 
2012-03-23 12:14:27 PM
meat0918: My school had a "no public displays of affection" all the way back in 1998.

We all got a major chuckle when the principal had to call in a couple of couples, one of which happened to be the schools first openly gay couple, into the office to remind them not to be all gropey-gropey on band trips.


lol most of my friends lost their virginity on band trips

/sadly, no, not I
 
2012-03-23 12:15:03 PM
Brick by brick you are crafting the most vile people in an industrialized nation possible. I bet North Korea has a ban on goddamn hugging as well.

Hugging.
 
2012-03-23 12:16:11 PM
How will this affect the wrestling team?
 
2012-03-23 12:16:43 PM
phenn: Diogenes: ManateeGag: I would love to know what lead to this.

Yep. There's always some dumb incident that leads to these overreactions.

"School Superintendent David Healy says the district has the responsibility to teach children about appropriate interactions."

Just taking that statement in isolation, what the fark is inappropriate about hugging? Would you say hugging is inappropriate in the workplace? Cause you should see where I work (highly diverse, global). We hug and kiss all the time.

Taking that statement in isolation, it's not a school's farking job to teach children appropriate interactions. That's the parents' job.

The school's farking job is to teach them reading, writing, math, science, history and civics.

I'm so glad my son is grown. Jebus Christ on a Kipper Snack.


Disagree, the parent's job is not really to teach their kids about appropriate interactions, at least not once the kids get to school age. After that time, they learn from their peers, supervised by teachers, with maybe a little time from their parents on evenings and weekends. School isn't just about book learning, it's about socialization.
 
2012-03-23 12:19:39 PM
gerrychampoux: How will this affect the wrestling team?

There's no laws against being totally gay.
 
2012-03-23 12:21:10 PM
misanthropologist: phenn: Diogenes: ManateeGag: I would love to know what lead to this.

Yep. There's always some dumb incident that leads to these overreactions.

"School Superintendent David Healy says the district has the responsibility to teach children about appropriate interactions."

Just taking that statement in isolation, what the fark is inappropriate about hugging? Would you say hugging is inappropriate in the workplace? Cause you should see where I work (highly diverse, global). We hug and kiss all the time.

Taking that statement in isolation, it's not a school's farking job to teach children appropriate interactions. That's the parents' job.

The school's farking job is to teach them reading, writing, math, science, history and civics.

I'm so glad my son is grown. Jebus Christ on a Kipper Snack.

Disagree, the parent's job is not really to teach their kids about appropriate interactions, at least not once the kids get to school age. After that time, they learn from their peers, supervised by teachers, with maybe a little time from their parents on evenings and weekends. School isn't just about book learning, it's about socialization.


There's your problem.
 
2012-03-23 12:21:56 PM
My solution to people who come up with these types of rules/laws is to permanently ban them from ever holding any sort of position of responsibility ever again. Perhaps make them get a tattoo or brand somewhere just to be sure.
 
2012-03-23 12:23:21 PM
Mr_Fabulous


I went to middle school in NJ, so I'm getting a kick...

/didn't finger-band anyone then
//second base, though
///sweet Debbie Crane, where are you now?



She's a music teacher in Princeton.
 
2012-03-23 12:24:20 PM
Sticky Hands: if they don't wan them to rub bodies, then maybe they shouldn't put 30-40 of them in a space designed for 15.

I'm pretty sure they're not doing that by choice.

Oh and...I'm ok with this. You don't have to squeeze little Suzie's ass to learn long division. Stop romanticizing school as some place where kids are supposed to find themselves and start focusing on educating them. If they only banned "inappropriate" touching then there would always be a kid trying to claim that what they did wasn't outside of the rules. It takes the guessing out of it. Keep your hands to yourself.
 
2012-03-23 12:24:23 PM
I'M SHOCKED !
www.wrongtees.com
 
2012-03-23 12:24:33 PM
Fano: What about side hugs?

As long as it's a Christian side hug.

/Jesus never hugged nobody like that!
 
2012-03-23 12:25:56 PM
bdub77: gerrychampoux: How will this affect the wrestling team?

There's no laws against being totally gay.


When I was in HS the boys had wrestling while the gals got to bowl. The PE teacher always got a kick when we all protested that we wanted to see the girls roll around the floor.
 
2012-03-23 12:26:35 PM
phenn: misanthropologist: phenn: Diogenes: ManateeGag: I would love to know what lead to this.

Yep. There's always some dumb incident that leads to these overreactions.

"School Superintendent David Healy says the district has the responsibility to teach children about appropriate interactions."

Just taking that statement in isolation, what the fark is inappropriate about hugging? Would you say hugging is inappropriate in the workplace? Cause you should see where I work (highly diverse, global). We hug and kiss all the time.

Taking that statement in isolation, it's not a school's farking job to teach children appropriate interactions. That's the parents' job.

The school's farking job is to teach them reading, writing, math, science, history and civics.

I'm so glad my son is grown. Jebus Christ on a Kipper Snack.

Disagree, the parent's job is not really to teach their kids about appropriate interactions, at least not once the kids get to school age. After that time, they learn from their peers, supervised by teachers, with maybe a little time from their parents on evenings and weekends. School isn't just about book learning, it's about socialization.

There's your problem.


How is that a problem? School needs to prepare children to function in the adult world. Making sure that each student who graduates can read, write, think critically, has a solid understanding of history and how society works, and at least basic math and science skills to get by is all important (and really, should be just a bare minimum) but it's also important for the students to learn that there are repercussions for acting like a dick and that it's important to comport oneself in a way that is beneficial to your social/work group's goals as well as your own.
 
2012-03-23 12:27:17 PM
Folks,
Everyone knows that hugging is the first step down the slippery slope of debauchery. Girls and boys hugging will certainly lead to intercourse, and two girls hugging will stir, and bring rise to, the temptation to "experiment" in a lesbian relationship. Next thing you know we will be supplying condoms, birth control, and abortions to school children.
Thank you,
Rick Santorum
P.S. Remember to vote early and often !
 
2012-03-23 12:27:54 PM
Rich Cream: ManateeGag: I would love to know what lead to this.


It is sometimes referred to as "dry-humping" or "grinding".

tmyk


Why you gotta go and drag me into this?
 
2012-03-23 12:29:18 PM
brigid_fitch: Apparently, the teachers & administrators were concerned about the level of public displays of affection so instituted the ban on hugging:

A teacher and an administrator were concerned and made a fuss.

"The message was about those students who were groping eachother in front of teachers and other students in the halls, lunch room, and else where."

If the problem is groping then ban groping. Would they ban kissing if they want to stop blowjobs? Would they ban wrestling if they wanted to ban farking?

/It's school administration so the answers to my questions is probably yes.
 
2012-03-23 12:35:27 PM
I have an idea. Lets send the kids to schools and encase each student in their own 'Learning Capsule' which would prevent contact of any type, filter their air, their water, have a built in toilet and a 'privacy mode', prevent any conversations except approved ones and block all cell phone usage.

The schools are steadily restricting kids from being kids. From censoring large amounts of their individuality to restricting 'best friends', damping down their normal enthusiasm, creativity to attempting to basically turn them into little robots.

Not to mention that they can be branded SEX OFFENDERS for holding hands, a kiss on the cheek or any number of innocent, normal actions.

Then, folks are going to wonder why, when they turn into adults, they're FUBR and have isolationist attitudes.
 
2012-03-23 12:35:52 PM
soup: Welcome to B. Hussein Obama's American, folks.

Um...The high school I went to had a ban on displays of affection such as hugging & kissing. I graduated in 1996....


/not an obama fan
//truth & fairness fan
 
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