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Krieghund: Ture, either way, there are no vaginas there.

IIRC, there were some scenes in 300 concerning The Oracle and the Queen and I'm fairly sure they had vaginas.

I think the saddest thing about this article is the fact that Smurfs 2, Fast and the Furious 6 exits. They are real and they are coming to theaters instead of direct-to-dvd.

Humanity: 0. We all lose
Bad subby!

jaylectricity: doglover: FYI, in Viking times there were no Walmarts and winters were a lot longer. So the woman who held the key to the pantry was the person basically responsible for making sure the family survived the winter. If that's not power, I don't know what is.

But that doesn't make a lot of sense. The man could just force her to open the pantry. If she refused she'd have to watch her children suffer. She'd give in to her children before her husband gave in to her.

You're forgetting that women have family. Her husband abuses her she packs up and leaves with the children and then all of her relatives turn on the guy. Small, close knit settlements means that the guy may have his own house, but no one will trade with him, no one will work with him, and no one will sail with him. He dies slowly of starvation because he can't get anyone to do anything with him, including anything to do with food.

doglover: Even an unwanted kiss would be a one ounce of gold fine per kiss.

But anal rape was still free of charge.

Didn't everybody but the one eyed dude die in 300? How is a sequel going to work?

kukukupo: I think the saddest thing about this article is the fact that Smurfs 2, Fast and the Furious 6 exits. They are real and they are coming to theaters instead of direct-to-dvd.

Don't be suprised though. I work for a theater chain part time so I can catch free movies. The last few comedies I saw the only farking parts in the movie that people laughed at, were the same jokes in the trailers. When I saw Girl with the Dragon Tattoo they played the Tim and Eric movie trailer. The whole placed sat in silence but laughed hysterically when Zach Galifianakis appeared on screen doing NOTHING funny and not saying a damn word.

American audiences are more than just dumb. They are painfully programmed to only see humor in things they remember. So yeah line up those shiatty sequels. They really will get tickets. Over and over again. Because people are farking retarded.

I thought the POINT of 300 was that all 300 Spartans died.

Bad news, subby, that's Artemisia, not Artemisium. Look her up, she's a proto-feminist bad ass.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: When I saw Girl with the Dragon Tattoo they played the Tim and Eric movie trailer. The whole placed sat in silence

Sounds like a pretty clever audience. I didn't mind the show, but that movie was a stinker.

Next time a feminist movie makes $100,000,000 on opening weekend, I'm sure Hollywood will get around to fixing that.

doglover: TV's Vinnie: I thought the POINT of 300 was that all 300 Spartans died.

Hollywood always makes sequels tie in somehow.

Troll 2 is the best example. It had nothing to do with the movie Troll at all. Different everything, but there was a monster so it was named Troll 2.

And if I'm remembering correctly, they weren't even called trolls in that movie, they were called goblins. That's a great one to watch on Netflix.

Gunther: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: When I saw Girl with the Dragon Tattoo they played the Tim and Eric movie trailer. The whole placed sat in silence

Sounds like a pretty clever audience. I didn't mind the show, but that movie was a stinker.

Yes, they were clever to laugh at that guy from that other movie they know about.

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browntimmy: doglover: TV's Vinnie: I thought the POINT of 300 was that all 300 Spartans died.

Hollywood always makes sequels tie in somehow.

Troll 2 is the best example. It had nothing to do with the movie Troll at all. Different everything, but there was a monster so it was named Troll 2.

And if I'm remembering correctly, they weren't even called trolls in that movie, they were called goblins. That's a great one to watch on Netflix.

Mainly, because the film was originally CALLED Goblin, but yeah - tied into the Troll name.

/Nilbog spelled backwards sure ain't Troll.

doglover: FYI, in Viking times there were no Walmarts and winters were a lot longer. So the woman who held the key to the pantry was the person basically responsible for making sure the family survived the winter. If that's not power, I don't know what is.

eyebrow. i think this deserves a chris rock 'you wouldn't trade places with me' moment. i know you mean well, but...

Feminism says its okay to look at hot near butt nekkid menfolks.

boourns75: Bad news, subby, that's Artemisia, not Artemisium. Look her up, she's a proto-feminist bad ass.

Yeah, but she was allied with Xerxes so she's a villain in the movie which means she'll likely be portrayed as a conniving, duplicitous biatch - not exactly feminist friendly. Also, minor niggle - the actual historical engagement is referred to as the Battle of Artemisium. I've heard the film referred to in both ways -hopefully the more accurate one is the one that's used.

I'd rather braid a militant feminist's body hair than watch either of those two blatant cash grabs.

Thank God there's gonna be a Hangover III... now I'll get closure for all my questions left unanswered by Hangovers I & II

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: Thank God there's gonna be a Hangover III... now I'll get closure for all my questions left unanswered by Hangovers I & II

and after the stunning conclusion to the epic trillogy there will be no justice if there isn't a set of prequels done in the form of a teen comedy.

Quasar: Ooh, another Hangover? Let me guess the hilarious brilliance. The group wakes up in Las Vegas Thailand Antarctica to discover they don't remember what happened the prior night. They find a tiger monkey penguin in the bathroom, and Ed Helms wakes up with a missing tooth tattoo prosthetic penis surgically attached to his forehead. They meet Mike Tyson a wacky Asian Steven King's IT alien and try to get back home for a wedding wedding wedding and swear they'll never do it again until people with no taste pay at least $200 million to watch mediocre shlock.

Mad libs?! 300 Spartans wake up in Greece, and that one guy wakes up missing his eye. Theres a wolf in the bathroom and xerces has a weird voice attached to his voice. They swear they won't do it again until...well they die at the end.

Great another Hangover movie! The studio discussion must have gone something like: "Lets do the exact same plot in ooh I don't know... Amsterdam?" "

Best unintentionally funny headline I've seen in a while.

Quasar: Ooh, another Hangover? Let me guess the hilarious brilliance. The group wakes up in Las Vegas Thailand Antarctica to discover they don't remember what happened the prior night. They find a tiger monkey penguin in the bathroom, and Ed Helms wakes up with a missing tooth tattoo prosthetic penis surgically attached to his forehead. They meet Mike Tyson a wacky Asian Steven King's IT alien and try to get back home for a wedding wedding wedding and swear they'll never do it again until people with no taste pay at least $200 million to watch mediocre shlock.

I'm expecting the opposite. They will go in a completely new direction (ala Halloween 3), the fanbois will boo, it will still make 200M.

galactus5000: browntimmy: doglover: TV's Vinnie: I thought the POINT of 300 was that all 300 Spartans died.

Hollywood always makes sequels tie in somehow.

Troll 2 is the best example. It had nothing to do with the movie Troll at all. Different everything, but there was a monster so it was named Troll 2.

And if I'm remembering correctly, they weren't even called trolls in that movie, they were called goblins. That's a great one to watch on Netflix.

Mainly, because the film was originally CALLED Goblin, but yeah - tied into the Troll name.

/Nilbog spelled backwards sure ain't Troll.

I thought the proper title was Troll 2: Goblin - A Gnome Story based on the Chronicles of Dragons

buttcat: galactus5000: browntimmy: doglover: TV's Vinnie: I thought the POINT of 300 was that all 300 Spartans died.

Hollywood always makes sequels tie in somehow.

Troll 2 is the best example. It had nothing to do with the movie Troll at all. Different everything, but there was a monster so it was named Troll 2.

And if I'm remembering correctly, they weren't even called trolls in that movie, they were called goblins. That's a great one to watch on Netflix.

Mainly, because the film was originally CALLED Goblin, but yeah - tied into the Troll name.

/Nilbog spelled backwards sure ain't Troll.

I thought the proper title was Troll 2: Goblin - A Gnome Story based on the Chronicles of Dragons, based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

FTFY.

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buttcat: galactus5000: browntimmy: doglover: TV's Vinnie: I thought the POINT of 300 was that all 300 Spartans died.

Hollywood always makes sequels tie in somehow.

Troll 2 is the best example. It had nothing to do with the movie Troll at all. Different everything, but there was a monster so it was named Troll 2.

And if I'm remembering correctly, they weren't even called trolls in that movie, they were called goblins. That's a great one to watch on Netflix.

Mainly, because the film was originally CALLED Goblin, but yeah - tied into the Troll name.

/Nilbog spelled backwards sure ain't Troll.

I thought the proper title was Troll 2: Goblin - A Gnome Story based on the Chronicles of Dragons

I think you can only get Troll on DVD with Troll 2. Troll is a pretty strange movie, featuring a young Julia Louis-Dreyfus and the main characters name is Harry Potter.

Quasar: Ooh, another Hangover? Let me guess the hilarious brilliance. The group wakes up in Las Vegas Thailand Antarctica to discover they don't remember what happened the prior night. They find a tiger monkey penguin in the bathroom, and Ed Helms wakes up with a missing tooth tattoo prosthetic penis surgically attached to his forehead. They meet Mike Tyson a wacky Asian Steven King's IT alien and try to get back home for a wedding wedding wedding and swear they'll never do it again until people with no taste pay at least $200 million to watch mediocre shlock.

That sound you just heard was the sonic boom from Warner Bros lawyers racing the mailbox to fire off a C&D for your obvious NDA breach.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: kukukupo: I think the saddest thing about this article is the fact that Smurfs 2, Fast and the Furious 6 exits. They are real and they are coming to theaters instead of direct-to-dvd.

Don't be suprised though. I work for a theater chain part time so I can catch free movies. The last few comedies I saw the only farking parts in the movie that people laughed at, were the same jokes in the trailers. When I saw Girl with the Dragon Tattoo they played the Tim and Eric movie trailer. The whole placed sat in silence but laughed hysterically when Zach Galifianakis appeared on screen doing NOTHING funny and not saying a damn word.

American audiences are more than just dumb. They are painfully programmed to only see humor in things they remember. So yeah line up those shiatty sequels. They really will get tickets. Over and over again. Because people are farking retarded.

That's because Tim and Eric suck balls

FriarReb98: mildly amused that they misspelled Artemisium, but that's Hollywood for you.

Artemisia was a female Persian naval commander who fought at the battle of Artemisium.