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(Washington Times)   It's not every day you get "G-strings" and "nuns" in the same headline   (p.washingtontimes.com) divider line 67
    More: Amusing, spirit of the law, religious intolerance, get it  
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2012-03-22 11:30:52 PM
Think of it as opportunity Sisters. Jesus associated with the whores and such. This is your chance to get to know some young ladies who could probably use your help. Most of them won't want it, but there is a chance you could save a soul or two.
 
2012-03-23 01:03:47 AM
That's true, subby. Let's try not to make it a habit.
 
2012-03-23 01:05:47 AM
Only one of those establishments is providing a service to the general public. The other is a masturbatory exercise in asceticism.
 
2012-03-23 01:09:49 AM
FTA: "As a legal, tax-paying citizen of this community, we ask only to be judged fairly by what we have done and not through the recent religious fervor," Mr. Itzkow said. "You treat us as we have treated you, by not trying to unduly disturb us by imposing your religious beliefs on us or others. All throughout our plans for this project, we've followed the letter and spirit of the law."

Good for him.

No-one's freedoms should be infringed by having to tiptoe around people with delusional beliefs.
 
2012-03-23 01:10:27 AM
no pics = i dont give a fark
 
2012-03-23 01:12:06 AM
Countdown to the Jesus "To Whores!" pic. 5...4...3...
 
2012-03-23 01:14:06 AM
Subby, I believe the tag should say:


img1.fark.net
 
2012-03-23 01:16:47 AM

gameshowhost: That's true, subby. Let's try not to make it a habit.


Come on guys, lets not all flock to the nun jokes.
 
2012-03-23 01:17:24 AM
Now that's how you troll.
 
2012-03-23 01:18:55 AM

tjsands1118: gameshowhost: That's true, subby. Let's try not to make it a habit.

Come on guys, lets not all flock to the nun jokes.


No, lets. Nobody enjoys a pastorized thread.
 
2012-03-23 01:21:20 AM

danielscissorhands: Subby, I believe the tag should say:


[img1.fark.net image 54x11]


Nope. Read the caption below the picture in the artcle. This is taking place in Illinois, not Florida.
 
2012-03-23 01:21:22 AM

danielscissorhands: Subby, I believe the tag should say:


img1.fark.net


Have we annexed Chicago?
 
2012-03-23 01:21:49 AM
At first I was like...

chattamom.chattablogs.com

But when Mother Superior showed up, so I was like...

overheardinthesacristy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-23 01:22:29 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com3.bp.blogspot.com

Sister Bertrille
 
2012-03-23 01:23:22 AM

Now I Is!: r1niceboy: Countdown to the Jesus "To Whores!" pic. 5...4...3...

[www.themartywombachershow.com image 504x692]


Danke!
 
2012-03-23 01:24:07 AM
In stone park, strippers will win
 
2012-03-23 01:24:49 AM
Rectory joke
 
2012-03-23 01:27:00 AM
chanceplus1.com
 
2012-03-23 01:28:11 AM
If someone wants to wear a G-string, it is nun of your business.
 
2012-03-23 01:29:55 AM

EvilEgg: Think of it as opportunity Sisters. Jesus associated with the whores and such. This is your chance to get to know some young ladies who could probably use your help. Most of them won't want it, but there is a chance you could save a soul or two.


THAT idea is sorely lacking in the modern Catholic Church. Catholicism has essentially become the Pharisees of biblical times.
 
2012-03-23 01:35:04 AM
www.photobasement.com
 
2012-03-23 01:37:40 AM
I wasn't sure what position the Missionary Sisters of St. Charles Borromeo's had taken on the building of the strip club.
 
2012-03-23 01:54:29 AM
imgboot.com
 
2012-03-23 02:10:16 AM
20 posts and no Kate Upton from Three Stooges yet?

Possibly Nun Safe For Work (new window)
 
2012-03-23 02:18:25 AM
www.picanese.com

/hot like sister Mary Elephant
 
2012-03-23 02:19:07 AM
Why whould they clash, when they can merge?.
 
2012-03-23 02:24:43 AM

Notabunny: tjsands1118: gameshowhost: That's true, subby. Let's try not to make it a habit.

Come on guys, lets not all flock to the nun jokes.

No, lets. Nobody enjoys a pastorized thread.


Conventional Fark thinking.
 
2012-03-23 02:25:52 AM
Obviously submitter did not actually go to a Catholic school. I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Ouch.
 
2012-03-23 02:39:06 AM
Mr. Breen told the Stone Park Village Board that his public-interest law firm has identified a state law that calls for a 1-mile "buffer zone" between adult entertainment facilities and "places of worship."

He argued that the location of the Get It club next to the nuns' home is therefore not legal and that construction on the business must be stopped.
"We contend that state law is pretty clear," he said. "That the 1,000 feet [buffer zone] applies


1. A retirement home, even if it is for nuns, is not a place of worship, even if they worship there. IE: A library is not a school, even if students study there.
2. Since when did 1,000 feet = 1 mile?
 
2012-03-23 03:04:22 AM
i1089.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-23 03:06:54 AM
yeah but when a fight breaks out, how are we gonna tell them apart?
 
2012-03-23 03:21:23 AM
Old news is so .... how shall I say it ... old.
 
2012-03-23 03:47:52 AM
www.ghastlycomic.com
 
2012-03-23 03:49:19 AM
Dancers will be partially clothed and perform burlesque in a venue that features a Cirque du Soleil-style trapeze

I gotta admit, I'm interested...
 
2012-03-23 04:31:01 AM

EvilEgg: Think of it as opportunity Sisters. Jesus associated with the whores and such. This is your chance to get to know some young ladies who could probably use your help. Most of them won't want it, but there is a chance you could save a soul or two.


Not only that, but it would seem to be an excellent ongoing test of their faith, regarding being kind to sinners, turning the other cheek, and loving ones' spiritual enemies.
 
2012-03-23 04:48:20 AM

Scruffinator: Dancers will be partially clothed and perform burlesque in a venue that features a Cirque du Soleil-style trapeze

I gotta admit, I'm interested...


So, Nuns on a Trapeze is the new Pope on a Rope?
 
2012-03-23 06:21:10 AM
"When they have given their entire lives to teach those children of Stone Park - after a lifetime of service to their faith - these sisters' reward in their retirement years is to be in constant view of the large pornographic palace."

Hmm... perhaps I should devote my life to teaching the children of Stone Park.
 
2012-03-23 07:43:17 AM

Notabunny: tjsands1118: gameshowhost: That's true, subby. Let's try not to make it a habit.

Come on guys, lets not all flock to the nun jokes.

No, lets. Nobody enjoys a pastorized thread.


Did it get really hot then really cold in here or was it just me?
 
2012-03-23 08:00:12 AM
mimg.ugo.com
Any takers?
 
2012-03-23 08:00:56 AM
Came for pictures of hot nuns, leaving disappointed...
 
2012-03-23 08:03:24 AM

Kit Fister: Came for pictures of hot nuns, leaving disappointed...


media.giantbomb.com
With all that fur, I bet she's pretty hot.
/Furry nun thread!
 
2012-03-23 08:15:26 AM
a temple to nudity and lust.

I'm interested in worshipping at this temple...

Mr. Breen

images.wikia.com
?
 
2012-03-23 08:47:10 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-23 08:55:47 AM

taurusowner: EvilEgg: Think of it as opportunity Sisters. Jesus associated with the whores and such. This is your chance to get to know some young ladies who could probably use your help. Most of them won't want it, but there is a chance you could save a soul or two.

THAT idea is sorely lacking in the modern Catholic Church. Catholicism has essentially become the Pharisees of biblical times.


Right, because the Catholic Church doesn't sponsor and operate hospitals, schools, homeless shelters, drug rehabilitation programs, food banks, etc.
 
2012-03-23 09:14:39 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

You're welcome.
 
2012-03-23 09:22:28 AM
FTA According to its owner, Get It will be more than a beer-shots-and-pole establishment, instead offering professional-level topless dancing in a high-tech environment comparable to the famous burlesques of Paris.

I decided then to open a high-class night club for the gentry at Biggleswade with International cuisine, cooking, top-line acts, and not a cheap clip joint for picking up tarts, that was right out, I deny that completely, and one night Dinsdale walked in with a couple of big lads, one of whom was carrying a tactical nuclear missile. They said I'd bought one of their fruit machines and would I pay for it.


...was the first thing that came to mind.
 
2012-03-23 09:26:59 AM

Grembo: 2. Since when did 1,000 feet = 1 mile?


I wholeheartedly agree with this.

If the US adopted the metric system, there wouldn't be this kind of confusion.

1000 meters = 1 kilometers.
i238.photobucket.com

static.themetapicture.com

See all the green? Those countries uses the metric system. Imagine how much trade would improve if we did use the metric system.
www.metric4us.com
 
2012-03-23 09:40:55 AM

MythDragon: [mimg.ugo.com image 480x480]
Any takers?


Everyone's gay for Bridget.
 
2012-03-23 09:42:28 AM

CrispFlows: See all the green? Those countries uses the metric system. Imagine how much trade would improve if we did use the metric system.


We'd have one more Mars probe, for one.
 
2012-03-23 09:42:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Only one of those establishments is providing a service to the general public. The other is a masturbatory exercise in asceticism.


THAT should be the headline.
 
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