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(Entertainment on Today)   ♫ And IIIII-eeee-IIIIII -eeee-IIIIIIII will alwaaaays ....glrrrrblgluh glrrrbity glrrrb ♫   (todayentertainment.today.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 72
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2012-03-22 06:25:22 PM  
♫ And IIIII-eeee-IIIIII -eeee-IIIIIIII will alwaaaays ....glrrrrblgluh glrrrbity glrrrb ♫

That's some Grade-A funny right there! Well played subby.
 
2012-03-22 07:20:44 PM  
i like
 
2012-03-22 08:23:29 PM  
Is it bad that I want a follow up of "It's Fri-day, Fri-day, glrrrrblgluh glrrrbity glrrb"?
 
2012-03-23 12:10:31 AM  

GooberMcFly: Is it bad that I want a follow up of "It's Fri-day, Fri-day, glrrrrblgluh glrrrbity glrrb"?


She's like 13. I'm going to wait until she's legal before I do that to her...

/err wait
//ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind
 
2012-03-23 12:32:19 AM  
www.lab1663.net

"I say Number One, that this is a HOTY candidate"

"Yes! Absolutely! I do indeed concur! Wholeheartedly!"
 
2012-03-23 12:32:46 AM  
Death Tub: The tub that kills pop divas.
 
2012-03-23 12:33:10 AM  
oh, and +10 to anyone who can name the episode that the second quoted line above comes from.
 
2012-03-23 01:04:35 AM  
What? Whitney Houston used coke?

No farking way.
 
2012-03-23 01:04:59 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: oh, and +10 to anyone who can name the episode that the second quoted line above comes from.


Where silence has lease. I cheated.
 
2012-03-23 01:06:18 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: "Yes! Absolutely! I do indeed concur! Wholeheartedly


Where Silence Has Lease
 
2012-03-23 01:07:25 AM  

soupbone: Grand_Moff_Joseph: oh, and +10 to anyone who can name the episode that the second quoted line above comes from.

Where silence has lease. I cheated.


My internets are one minute slower than yours
 
2012-03-23 01:08:06 AM  
Dihydrogen monoxide the murder weapon?

NANCY GRACE IS ON THE CASE!
 
2012-03-23 01:08:58 AM  
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-23 01:10:56 AM  
Well, no surprise. Too bad though, she was a great talent who could have have done more.
 
2012-03-23 01:13:17 AM  

Outshined_One: Dihydrogen monoxide the murder weapon?

NANCY GRACE IS ON THE CASE!


No she's not!

Whitney Houston is neither a tot or a college-aged white girl!
 
2012-03-23 01:15:33 AM  
Reported last words...

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-23 01:16:01 AM  
It isn't the coke that caused her to pass out in the tub. It was pretty much everything else.

This lady was mixing a shot load of drugs Ob a regular basis. It is a wonder she survived as long as she did.
 
2012-03-23 01:17:33 AM  
NOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOO ShiiiiiiiaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaattt Sherlock
 
2012-03-23 01:23:54 AM  
well, at least we have the sex tapes to remember her by.
 
2012-03-23 01:28:34 AM  

Mildot: well, at least we have the sex tapes to remember her by.


Kevin Cosner is so boring, I hadn't noticed it was a sex tape.
 
2012-03-23 01:29:24 AM  
Celine Dion drowned? That's ironic.
 
2012-03-23 01:33:12 AM  

ZMugg: Mildot: well, at least we have the sex tapes to remember her by.

Kevin Cosner is so boring, I hadn't noticed it was a sex tape.


Not KC, but her boy friend Ray J (SFW new window)
 
2012-03-23 01:34:22 AM  

Gunny Highway: It isn't the coke that caused her to pass out in the tub. It was pretty much everything else.

This lady was mixing a shot load of drugs Ob a regular basis. It is a wonder she survived as long as she did.


Sounds like a coke-induced heart attack. From TFA:

"Continued use of drugs resulted in heart disease, and that could have led to a heart attack," Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter told E! News. "At this time," he added, "I don't know how bad her heart was. That will be in the final report. We know she drowned, she had heart disease, and the cocaine was considered a contributing cause to her death."

Her death has been ruled as accidental.

Cocaine was said to have contributed to her death, but not the prescription drugs and marijuana also found in her system. The press release from the report concluded, "No trauma or foul play is suspected."

Harvey said in the press conference that the level of Xanax in Houston's system was consistent with someone who was taking the medication as prescribed.
 
2012-03-23 01:34:30 AM  
+1 subby, and this....

i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-03-23 01:37:30 AM  

Mildot: Not KC, but her boy friend Ray J (SFW new window)


I wonder if her pussy lips are dark and her introitus is nice and pink?
 
2012-03-23 01:46:51 AM  
How the fark do you pass out from cocaine?
 
2012-03-23 01:57:57 AM  

9beers: How the fark do you pass out from cocaine?


i figure her heart failed and she fainted from that.
 
2012-03-23 02:00:09 AM  

nburghmatt: i figure her heart failed and she fainted from that.


If her heart failed, it wouldn't have been ruled a drowning, I don't think.
 
2012-03-23 02:03:40 AM  

9beers: nburghmatt: i figure her heart failed and she fainted from that.

If her heart failed, it wouldn't have been ruled a drowning, I don't think.


well, she had a heart attack and passed out.
 
2012-03-23 02:08:53 AM  

GooberMcFly: Is it bad that I want a follow up of "It's Fri-day, Fri-day, glrrrrblgluh glrrrbity glrrb"?


Yes. . . considering her fifteen minutes of fame has been up for months, I can only imagine she's still present in your mind because you continually fap to her video. Might I suggest muting the volume?

/seriously, why are you still thinking about Rebecca Black?
 
2012-03-23 02:09:23 AM  
Too soon.
 
2012-03-23 02:25:17 AM  
"The report indicates that the Houston died when she was submerged in a bathtub filled with water..."

We're calling her "the Houston" now? I didn't get the memo. Seriously, does anyone proofread articles on the web? The number of spelling and grammatical mistakes on news sites is astounding. There are fewer errors in an actual newspaper. Someone needs to look into this phenomenon.
 
2012-03-23 02:27:00 AM  
LEAVE WHITNEY ALURRRGHBBLBL
 
2012-03-23 02:34:37 AM  
lifeform3


We're calling her "the Houston" now? I didn't get the memo. Seriously, does anyone proofread articles on the web? The number of spelling and grammatical mistakes on news sites is astounding. There are fewer errors in an actual newspaper. Someone needs to look into this phenomenon.

Leave the Houston alone!
 
2012-03-23 02:35:37 AM  
Meh. I drowned in subbys mom's coochie last night
 
2012-03-23 03:05:17 AM  
Can someone please explain to me how "chronic use of Cocaine", "...continued use of drugs that led to heart disease..." leads to "...accidental death." ???? Because I'm, supposedly stupid and can't understand things that are OBVIOUS.
 
2012-03-23 03:20:33 AM  
Whitney Houston didn't do drugs. Whitney Houston was drugs.

Specifically, cocaine, marijuana, Xanax, Flexeril and Benadryl. All at once.

I don't know how someone could take all that and live... oh.
 
2012-03-23 03:44:48 AM  
content8.flixster.com
It's not the drowning that killed her, it's the cocaine and Zanex she was taking that killed her...
 
Skr
2012-03-23 04:13:53 AM  
images.wikia.com
Heh I read the headline as being spoken by a Murloc.


I wonder if White Rabbit was playing on the radio when she died, the coke really isn't a surprise to anyone.
 
2012-03-23 04:57:14 AM  
She's the S.S. Houston now.
 
2012-03-23 05:40:55 AM  
I'll never understand how people can have so much and throw it all away.
 
2012-03-23 06:05:09 AM  

farkityfarker: I'll never understand how people can have so much and throw it all away.


Didn't you read the article? She wasn't throwing it away she was snorting it!
Why would you throw it away?
 
2012-03-23 06:20:53 AM  

indeebud: Can someone please explain to me how "chronic use of Cocaine", "...continued use of drugs that led to heart disease..." leads to "...accidental death." ???? Because I'm, supposedly stupid and can't understand things that are OBVIOUS.


I think they're saying that if she hadn't fallen asleep in the tub, in other words if she had been conscious, then she might have been able to alert her friends that she was having a heart attack and they might have gotten help for her sooner and she might possibly have survived. I think.

They don't rule it an accident, though, if your heart gives out while you're asleep in bed.
 
2012-03-23 06:45:27 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: indeebud: Can someone please explain to me how "chronic use of Cocaine", "...continued use of drugs that led to heart disease..." leads to "...accidental death." ???? Because I'm, supposedly stupid and can't understand things that are OBVIOUS.

I think they're saying that if she hadn't fallen asleep in the tub, in other words if she had been conscious, then she might have been able to alert her friends that she was having a heart attack and they might have gotten help for her sooner and she might possibly have survived. I think.

They don't rule it an accident, though, if your heart gives out while you're asleep in bed.


Oh so in other words if I play Russian Roulette with my revolvers while fully loaded it'll still be considered "an accident" when one of them blows my brain out? Yeah. That's logical. I can totally see why that makes sense.
 
2012-03-23 06:53:13 AM  

indeebud: Oh so in other words if I play Russian Roulette with my revolvers while fully loaded it'll still be considered "an accident" when one of them blows my brain out?


Yes, because you didn't intend that outcome.
 
2012-03-23 07:15:23 AM  
But inquiring minds want to know...

Was her anus unremarkable?
 
2012-03-23 07:55:21 AM  

Wolfen067: But inquiring minds want to know...

Was her anus unremarkable?


Before or after the oil hits it?

/Beautiful Headline is beautiful
 
2012-03-23 07:55:30 AM  
*clicks link*

"Coroner: Whitney Houston had signs of 'chronic' cocaine usage"


berrymii.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-23 08:01:17 AM  

Bolebuns: soupbone: Grand_Moff_Joseph: oh, and +10 to anyone who can name the episode that the second quoted line above comes from.

Where silence has lease. I cheated.

My internets are one minute slower than yours


That was so 56 seconds ago.
 
2012-03-23 08:05:08 AM  

Gunny Highway: It isn't the coke that caused her to pass out in the tub. It was pretty much everything else.

This lady was mixing a shot load of drugs Ob a regular basis. It is a wonder she survived as long as she did.


Did the tox report say she had drugs in her? I thought her heart was farked up so bad from the coke that she could have had a heart attack at any time.

/heart attack at 40-something --- farked up timebomb, man
//someone get Keith Richards to donate his body to science
//seriously
 
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