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(ABC)   Brazil is tired of looking at its ugly poor people so it gives them free beauty treatments   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 129
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2012-03-22 06:04:36 PM  
Go be ugly somewhere else?
 
2012-03-22 06:23:56 PM  
Awaiting pics of hot Brazilian models to dispute headline
 
2012-03-22 06:24:28 PM  

gopher321: Go be ugly somewhere else?


Yes, she can now look ravishing ..... in her favela!
 
2012-03-22 06:28:51 PM  
This is what happens when you let females run a charity...


/ducks
 
2012-03-22 06:29:23 PM  
"Beauty is a right, and the poor deserve to be ravishing, too."

Stopped reading right there.
 
2012-03-22 06:31:11 PM  
Gotta look good for when the neighborhood death squad comes by.
 
2012-03-22 06:33:55 PM  
Do they mention waxing?
 
2012-03-22 06:34:13 PM  
came here to say that there are some very pretty brazilian women in brazil.
 
2012-03-22 06:36:05 PM  
This thread needs more hot Brazilian womens.
 
2012-03-22 06:39:05 PM  
as a former resident of Brasil and having seen a few poor in my days there might I suggest changing the free cosmetic services to dental implants? The gap toothed ladies were a dozen four Real.
 
2012-03-22 06:41:53 PM  
i441.photobucket.com

What common Brasileiras might look like.
 
2012-03-22 06:42:19 PM  
Cosmetic surgery should come with a disclaimer because it's fraud with intent to deceive.

Who would want to get married, have kids, and find out your crotch fruit are butt ugly because your wife had her jaw restructured and nose redone. You can fool horny guys but you can't fool your genes.
 
2012-03-22 06:42:21 PM  
scrapetv.com
 
2012-03-22 06:48:49 PM  
img.izismile.com

/"after" pic
 
2012-03-22 06:51:11 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
 
2012-03-22 06:51:38 PM  

Zoomaster: /"after" pic


Fark the poor.

/I mean that literally
 
2012-03-22 06:53:49 PM  
Do those beauty treatments including Brazilian Wax?

/Everytime I think of that I thank myself for being a guy.
 
2012-03-22 06:57:48 PM  
This campaign would go over very well around here. It's bad enough being old & poor, I shouldn't have to be butt-ugly too.
 
2012-03-22 06:59:39 PM  
I need someone to suck fat out of the undesirable places and just inject it into my boobies. Why is that so hard?
 
2012-03-22 07:07:44 PM  
Brazil, fixing up more than the council housing in anticipation of the Olympics also takes over from Great Brittan on the list of largest world economies, take that England.
 
2012-03-22 07:08:36 PM  
34 "A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. 35 By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another."

That is what socialism and charity is about. You can identify the Republicans who are fake christians by how angry they get when the poor are treated with dignity.
 
2012-03-22 07:11:07 PM  

mayIFark: Do those beauty treatments including Brazilian Wax?

/Everytime I think of that I thank myself for being a guy.


Dudes can get Brazilian waxing too.

/doesn't hurt
//tattooing on the ribs is 100x worse
 
2012-03-22 07:12:38 PM  

Zoomaster: [img.izismile.com image 640x400]

/"after" pic


fim.413chan.net
 
2012-03-22 07:20:36 PM  

blondski: I need someone to suck fat out of the undesirable places and just inject it into my boobies. Why is that so hard?


kiwimoogle84: mayIFark: Do those beauty treatments including Brazilian Wax?

/Everytime I think of that I thank myself for being a guy.

Dudes can get Brazilian waxing too.

/doesn't hurt
//tattooing on the ribs is 100x worse


You two already? Don't make me do it. You know exactly what I mean.
/We gonna go all types of crazy in here?
 
2012-03-22 07:21:45 PM  

SearchN: blondski: I need someone to suck fat out of the undesirable places and just inject it into my boobies. Why is that so hard?

kiwimoogle84: mayIFark: Do those beauty treatments including Brazilian Wax?

/Everytime I think of that I thank myself for being a guy.

Dudes can get Brazilian waxing too.

/doesn't hurt
//tattooing on the ribs is 100x worse

You two already? Don't make me do it. You know exactly what I mean.
/We gonna go all types of crazy in here?


DON'T DO IT

/I should be working
 
2012-03-22 07:24:23 PM  

kiwimoogle84: /I should be working


Naw, just hang out on hold in your cube while enjoying the show. : )
 
2012-03-22 07:25:44 PM  

blondski: I need someone to suck fat out of the undesirable places and just inject it into my boobies. Why is that so hard?


...must...resist...

AW WHAT THE HELL.

I volunteer!

/we need Grable's
 
2012-03-22 07:26:37 PM  

Maechyll: kiwimoogle84: /I should be working

Naw, just hang out on hold in your cube while enjoying the show. : )


And here we go..

/Give or take a few hours.
 
2012-03-22 07:27:34 PM  

kiwimoogle84: blondski: I need someone to suck fat out of the undesirable places and just inject it into my boobies. Why is that so hard?

...must...resist...

AW WHAT THE HELL.

I volunteer!

/we need Grable's


She has been notified. As has everyone else that likes to make these threads blow up.
 
2012-03-22 07:28:05 PM  
Fabiana Semprebom

i216.photobucket.com

NSFW (new window)

Handbra. I almost posted it inline, but NSFW enough to be linked (new window)

No. No you are not, indeed, worthy.
 
2012-03-22 07:28:15 PM  
I freaking love Brazil.
 
2012-03-22 07:29:20 PM  

kiwimoogle84: mayIFark: Do those beauty treatments including Brazilian Wax?

/Everytime I think of that I thank myself for being a guy.

Dudes can get Brazilian waxing too.

/doesn't hurt
//tattooing on the ribs is 100x worse


howaboutno.jpg
 
2012-03-22 07:32:01 PM  
I always associate Brazil with butts in thongs. Not sure why.

/BIE or AIE?
//EIP
 
2012-03-22 07:32:01 PM  
This is great. What a public service!
 
2012-03-22 07:32:59 PM  

ackb4r: This is great. What a public service!


We all try in our own little ways.
 
2012-03-22 07:33:11 PM  
Considering that both anecdotal and scientific evidence suggest better-looking people get more economic opportunities in life, this might not be as frivolous as it seems. I normally imagine cosmetic surgeons as being money-grubbing tool belts, but clearly this isn't the case (sometimes).
 
2012-03-22 07:33:39 PM  
Hot Brazilian thread?

img832.imageshack.us
 
2012-03-22 07:35:08 PM  
i.imgur.com

Sorry, what? (From The Economist).
 
2012-03-22 07:35:16 PM  
I must say I am really appreciating the list today thanks SearchN.
 
2012-03-22 07:39:53 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-22 07:39:58 PM  
Haven't lurked Fark in months, and now two awesome threads in one day AND Kiwi's in this one?!

I
 
2012-03-22 07:40:33 PM  
Roberta Murgo

img001.lazygirls.info

NSFW (new window)

NSFW (new window)
 
2012-03-22 07:41:30 PM  

GT_bike: as a former resident of Brasil and having seen a few poor in my days there might I suggest changing the free cosmetic services to dental implants? The gap toothed ladies were a dozen four Real.


www.welaf.com

/agrees
 
2012-03-22 07:43:25 PM  

I'm That Guy: GT_bike: as a former resident of Brasil and having seen a few poor in my days there might I suggest changing the free cosmetic services to dental implants? The gap toothed ladies were a dozen four Real.

[www.welaf.com image 516x390]

/agrees


WHY
 
2012-03-22 07:47:08 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com

30.media.tumblr.com

30.media.tumblr.com

brazil... gotta visit someday...
 
2012-03-22 07:50:34 PM  
fknra I always appreciate your work.

If there are any kind farkettes out there with BIE my E is as always still located In my P.
 
2012-03-22 07:51:32 PM  
It's Fartbongo's policys that's really hurting...whoops. Wrong thread.

/or was it?
 
2012-03-22 07:51:45 PM  
Meh. You see one clean shaven snatch, you've seen a brazillian.
 
2012-03-22 07:53:00 PM  

Sweet Zombi Jesus: I must say I am really appreciating the list today thanks SearchN.


As I said above, I try.

/Bunch of sick pervs you all are.
//Flip side though, I do have the list.
 
2012-03-22 07:53:36 PM  

Thudfark: Meh. You see one clean shaven snatch, you've seen a brazillian.


well done... bravo.
 
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