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What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

It's called a "Glock-ring". It intensifies the experience.

Skittles, when flushed down the toilet, look remarkably like a Nascar race.

As a nihilist, I support the unchecked proliferation of handguns and the paranoid application of their use.

Witnesses say that Treyvon was bludgeoning Zimmerman repeatedly with a baseball bat. The whole time, Zimmerman was begging for mercy and warning Treyvon that he didn't want to hurt him. After valiantly withstanding this brutal assault, he only defended himself when Treyvon broke out the sledgehammer.

However...

Witnesses also say that Zimmerman sniped Treyvon as the young man was helping a little old lady (a nun, actually) across the street. Treyvon was also carrying a kitten (which he had just rescued from a tree) back to the crying little girl who had lost it. Zimmerman then reportedly tea-bagged Treyvon's lifeless corpse.

Gosling: dahmers love zombie: Do not point a gun at anything you are not prepared to destroy.

The kind of people who would shoot a guy with a bag of Skittles would not be slowed down by this one bit. After all, if you're the last guy on Earth not shot, you win.

The hardest part is aiming the skittles if they're still in the bag when you shoot them. Do you want to taste the rainbow, punk? Well, do ya?

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

Bartleby the Scrivener: jso2897: pute kisses like a man: CitizenTed: As a nihilist,

you're a nihilist... must be difficult.

Probably - but then, he doesn't give a f**k. He's a nihilist.

say what you will about the tenets of national socialism. at least it's an ethos.

That's a Second Amendment issue, and I'm not going to go into it.

Wait? Are you telling me that personal responsibility becomes vastly more important in states with conceal/carry laws? Cause the NRA says it's like the old West that if everyone had guns there would be peace, and I know this is a fact because there was never any gun violence in any western I ever saw.

/For conceal/Carry laws
//Thinks the NRA is screwing up it up for everyone.

CitizenTed: FarkinHostile: CitizenTed: As a nihilist, I support the unchecked proliferation of handguns and the paranoid application of their use.

Nihilists! fark me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Your sarcasm makes you sound Jewish. Papers, please.


Holy crap, you're good. I am Jewish. Here go:



Make it a good one. No swag.

DarwiOdrade: What if you think a pack of Skittles looks like a penis?

Well, if you're horny, everything looks like a penis.

/half-cocked?

this explains why whenever I eat Skittles, it seems like everybody else is too.

The_Sponge: There were owners who were forced to turn them in after California decided to play games with their rights....what is so hard to understand?

Since you're acting like an 8 year old, I'll put it in an 8 year old's format.

Page 1: It's 1988 and I own an SKS that I've modified to accept detachable magazines. The 1989 law is suddenly passed, making my gun an assault weapon. Am I forced to turn the gun in at this point? If yes, turn to page 4. If no, turn to page 3.

Page 2: Wrong. The gun has become illegal. Turning it in is simply admission of guilt, and offers no recourse. You lose.

Page 3: Correct. I can get my gun grandfathered in, I just need to register it as an assault weapon so the state knows to leave me alone if it finds me with that gun. Lets assume I'm too busy being fat on the internet and claim that gun registration is what future fartbama will use to steal my guns, so I don't register my weapon. The 1990 deadline passes. Am I forced to turn in the gun at that point? If yes, turn to page 2. If no, turn to page 5.

Page 4: You're wrong. You lose.

Page 5: Correct. Now the state allows people who are in posession of unregistered assault weapons to turn those weapons in and receive amnesty. Is this the state forcing 'owners of certain SKS models' to 'turn in their rifles before January 1, 2000...or face criminal charges'? If yes, turn to page 4. if no, turn to page 6.

Page 6: Congratulations! You've learned that loaded language often has factually wrong implications and tends to ignore history.

9beers: I'd punch you in the farking face if you were here.

Just so obvious.
/M$ Paint FTW

six four? he's at-least as tall as a goalpost!

For those not informed on what is and is not a Glock.

Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

A silencer.

Guess this is a bad time to cash in on my patent for the gun shaped skittle dispenser.

9beers: HighOnCraic: Zimmerman's statement was that he had lost sight of Trayvon and was returning to his truck to meet the police officer when he says he was attacked by Trayvon.

Yes, and that he was attacked by Martin while doing so.

The 16 year old girl says that Martin can be heard asking Zimmerman "why are you following me". To me, that means that after Zimmerman had lost site of Martin, Martin then finds and confronts Zimmerman.

Really? Reed Richards would be incapable of stretching like that.

Why would Martin ask, "Why are you following me?" if Zimmerman was actually walking back to his car? In the 911 transcripts, Zimmerman claims that the kid is walking away from him. What leads you believe that the kid would start off by trying to walk away, lose Zimmerman, then suddenly attack?

ChuDogg: tirob: One witness places Martin was on top of Zimmerman at some point before Zimmerman fired the shot, but as I understand it the witnesses are divided as to whether it was Martin or Zimmerman who was screaming for help just before the shot was fired.

Rtft

My point is that you're only half right if you are asserting that all the witnesses agree that Martin was not on the ground screaming for help.

"I heard the crying. It was a little boy. As soon as the gun went off, the crying stopped".

This witness has also asserted that Sanford police have ignored her and that they have falsely accused her of making inconsistent statements. If she turns out to be credible, I think it is at least evidence that the Sanford police jumped to the conclusion that Zimmerman acted in legitimate self defense.

If I spent my time on the internet using a pro-murder stance to troll people, I would kill myself and claim self-defense.

How did a 220-pound man with a gun feel threatened by a 6'3" 150 pound unarmed 17-year old?
I was 150 when I was 17, and I was skinny as a rail, and this kid was 4 inches taller than I was. That's a Manute Bol body type.

Zimmerman sounds like he pisses his pants in fear when Urkel comes on TV.

Okay picture this:
. .
We take up a collection and send Dino M. Zaffina on an all-expenses-paid vacation to beautiful, sunny, Sanford, Florida.

Meanwhile some Florida farkers can hunt down Zimmerman and tell him they've found a really good legal guy who can help him get through all this.

While they're chatting - be sure and mention how it's even MORE CRUCIAL now than ever - that he carries a gun at all times - what with all those crazy, angry people out there knowing what he looks like.

Then wait till Dino is walking at night - enjoying picturesque Sanford - perhaps on his way to a bar with a reputation for great dart games. . .

Then quickly haul Zimmerman over there, point out Dino in the distance and excitedly tell Zimmerman,

"Look! There he is! There he is! That's him!"

"Now he's kinda hard of hearing. So while you're running after him - yell his name over and over - REALLY LOUDLY - till he hears you.

Oh, and he's a bit eccentric about his name so get it right! It's Dino pronounced "die - no" Zaffino (rhymes with die-no)!"

Okay, off you go.

9beers: [i44.tinypic.com image 140x100]

Goodnight unreasonable mob.

Awwww... but I just got here! Now who am I gonna be demonstrably smarter than?

Don't you stupid libs get it? He killed a black guy (who was obviously a violent thug because reasons) before he was old enough to vote socialism. Zimmerman is an American hero.

9beers: Mrtraveler01: I know that. I'm just saying that if Zimmerman instigated the fight,

No he farking didn't. You don't have the right to attack somebody you suspect might be following you.

Not being an American I want to make sure I have the law correct. The black kid being chased by an armed adult is NOT allowed to 'stand his ground'?

Mrtraveler01: 9beers: Mrtraveler01: I know that. I'm just saying that if Zimmerman instigated the fight,

No he farking didn't. You don't have the right to attack somebody you suspect might be following you.

How do you know that Zimmerman didn't start the fight?

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Isn't it obvious? The guy he fought hasn't even attempted to speak up in defense!

redmid17: Whatever. you're shiatting on the flag until you have your first desk pop.

This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole. I asked myself, "Who would slow roast a dog's asshole and feed it to me?" You would.

Bacontastesgood: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring. We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned. Did that go the way you thought it would? Nope.

That's a second amendment issue, and I'm not going to go into it.

Mrtraveler01: You're using speculation too. You have every right to believe what you want to believe about this. But don't lie and say that it's fact when it has just as much validity as my beliefs do.

I'm citing an eyewitness to the fact that Zimmerman was being assaulted. You're citing bullshiat.

9beers: eraser8: borg mentioned BOTH, you half wit. That's why he said that Zimmerman "is going to prison with a life time of debt."

In other words, he predicted prison for the criminal charges and debt for the civil action.

Well, he's wrong.

He could be. Or he could be right. Or, since he made two predictions, he could be half right, and half wrong. They are, after all, just predictions - but his are worth as much as yours. Which ain't to say much.

Lets try a thought experiment.

Say zimmerman listens to 911 and stops pursuit and martin "gets away."

Fill in the blank of possible immediate outcomes.

Zimmerman going home and jerking off to cop rock has already been taken.

9beers: OK, time out. I have noting left to drink but some Bacardi and a thing of orange juice. Can you mix those?

Oh yes my dear, now do you have a lil spritz, 7up will do. If not do this.
2 shots rum
3 oz OJ
1 slice orange or lime
splash of coke
and a cherry
poor mans Singapore sling

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aug3: 9beers: aug3: six four? he's at-least as tall as a goalpost!

Why aren't they posting recent pictures?

who? the lamestream msm atm media?

He does know it's the family that's releasing the photos and not the media right?

And frankly, who gives a shiat? What difference would it make?

Yee and Haw.

damn, you know, i wish fark had a resident lawyer, even if it just had a G.E.D.

Mike Chewbacca: firefly212: jabelar: umad: You gonna post a citation for that load of shiat?

What are you talking about?. Look at ages of any champion power-lifter, boxer, mma, marathon runner, etc. In some of those like power-lifting, most champions are mid to even late 30s.

Anyway, what may be confusing you is that there is a big burst of development between 17 and 24. Certainly there are young guys (early 20s) that are dangerous, but very few 17 year olds that are dangerous in a physical sense.

Yet in 2010 alone 1100 murders were committed by 17 year olds (2010, FBI.gov, sorry there was nothing more recent). Trayvon was a good kid by all accounts, but I think we do a disservice to everyone when we try to make stereotypes (especially by age) to pretend that there aren't plenty of fit 17 year olds, fat 17 year olds, and same categories in pretty much any age group.

Except that we're arguing this specfically because Trayvon was 6'3" and 140 pounds, and Zimmerman was 80 pounds heavier than him. We're not making random generalizations, we're basing this discussion on the actual physical characteristics of the people involved.

According to your logic of weight = better in a fight, this guy is the greatest warrior mankind has ever produced:

rufus-t-firefly: jabelar: Remember - he was a hooded, black 17 year old. He might as well have been an Orc.

/great, now I wanna go home and play Skyrim

I used to play Skyrim, but then I took a Skittle to the knee.

ghare: So does a pillow, a horse, a boat, and a bowling ball.

What's a black guy doing carrying a horse around? That right there is suspicious.....

pxsteel: 17 year old's are only children to their parents

What a moronic statement. Why, I don't believe I've seen someone just pull a personal opinion out of their ass and present it to the world as a fact since...Um, I guess since the last time I was here, a couple of hours ago. I'll bet this is the way you run your whole life, isn't it?

The most hilarious trait of the stupid is that they don't realize they are.

Incidentally, my wife considers many of her university students to still be "children", because that's how they act. B O O M ! Thanks to your ignorant phrasing, all it takes is a single counter-example to make you wrong. But you weren't smart enough to notice that, were you?

tl;dr, you're wrong and ignorant. I'm right but have poor social skills so am really just pissing you off.

//Okay now it's your turn to call me a "libtard" and think you got even.
//An insult about autism would hit closer to home, if you think you can come up with one.

9beers: solokumba: The Chief of Police is stepping down!!!!!

until all this blows over. then he'll take his job back.

He shouldn't have even stepped down. He's been doing his job properly since the night of the shooting.

Yeah, it's true, in Sanford, covering up the murder of black people has been proper procedure for a long, long time.

MJMaloney187: mloree: MJMaloney187: mloree: MJMaloney187: Has anyone asked, 'Why was Martin walking through that neighborhood anyway?' Because if he didn't belong there, and he hadn't been there, he wouldn't have been killed. Seems to me that the Martin kid was asking for trouble.

Moron. It's been stated repeatedly that he was walking back from the store to where he and his dad were staying. Moron.

It's also been stated repeatedly that the shooter is white. "Zimmerman, 28, who is white, claimed self defense. He was never arrested and has been charged with no crime, sparking national outrage." He is not white. And I don't believe he was shot because he was black. He was shot for being aggressive and stupid.

What evidence of aggression do you have, moron?

He was shot and killed.

Being shot is automatic evidence of aggression by the victim?

beta_plus: Zimmerman - disgusting racist vigilante who transforms from a hispanic into a white person like the incredible hulk when he is at the peak of his racist hatred for blacks.

Kansas City black teenagers who doused a 13 year old white kid with gasoline and set him on fire while screaming racist epithets at him - an unfortunate crime with no racist overtones

/funny how only one is being investigated by the civil rights division of the justice department
//if you question why this is, you are racist

Good to see somebody still listening to Limbaugh.

The problem is the parallel doesn't work on any level, but I'm not going to feed your confirmation bias and explain it to your stupid ass.

Has anyone asked, 'Why was Martin walking through that neighborhood anyway?' Because if he didn't belong there, and he hadn't been there, he wouldn't have been killed. Seems to me that the Martin kid was asking for trouble.

To assume that Zimmerman acted in self defense you also have to assume that Martin committed a crime. This statement alone justifies a court trial. Police don't determine guilt and innocence, courts do.

Zimmerman - disgusting racist vigilante who transforms from a hispanic into a white person like the incredible hulk when he is at the peak of his racist hatred for blacks.

Kansas City black teenagers who doused a 13 year old white kid with gasoline and set him on fire while screaming racist epithets at him - an unfortunate crime with no racist overtones

/funny how only one is being investigated by the civil rights division of the justice department
//if you question why this is, you are racist

I think I'll mail a bag of Skittles to the police station that handled this. And maybe the governor of Florida.

They'll probably worry that it's a weapon of some sort. But there is no way a bag of Skittles could reasonably be confused with a weapon of any kind.

Unless you're a little girl who pees her pants at the sight of her own shadow. Or a dark man.

/just sayin'

You best not ask to see a receipt walmart greeter, my patience has worn thin.

jso2897: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

It's called a "Glock-ring". It intensifies the experience.

I could kiss you for that one.

bottsicus: cig-mkr: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

I was going to ask the same thing.
It can't be a Glock either. ????

I'm pretty sure it's not even a real gun.

it;'s a real gun....fake picture.

dahmers love zombie: Do not point a gun at anything you are not prepared to destroy.

Do not point a gun at anything or anyone that is not causing an immediate threat to you or those under your legal protection.

Do not put a gun in your hand for defensive purposes unless such a threat is occurring, or you have a reasonable belief that such a threat is about to occur.

The preceding situations do not in fact involve chasing someone down the street under ANY circumstances. If you're chasing them, by definition the threat is NOT coming towards you, you farking idiot.

/FL resident
//have a CCW permit and "some" guns
///have never pointed a gun at another human
////hope I never do

And add to this:

- Don't carry a gun, follow some kid after the police tell you not to, kill an innocent child, and then try to claim self-defense to cover it all up.

dahmers love zombie: Do not point a gun at anything you are not prepared to destroy.

The kind of people who would shoot a guy with a bag of Skittles would not be slowed down by this one bit. After all, if you're the last guy on Earth not shot, you win.

sprawl15: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

A silencer.

I hope it makes putting a magazine in easier.

cig-mkr: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

I was going to ask the same thing.
It can't be a Glock either. ????

It's clearly an assault weapon.

HAMMERTOE: Tbh, if a 15 y/o black guy is sitting on top of you, pummeling you, you might not even look for a gun. Notice how all the pictures they publish of Treyvon are from when he was 12... My son is 15, and every bit as tall and big as I am.

Is it any different if it's a 15 y/o white guy? Is that less threatening to you?

HAMMERTOE: Tbh, if a 15 y/o black guy is sitting on top of you, pummeling you, you might not even look for a gun. Notice how all the pictures they publish of Treyvon are from when he was 12... My son is 15, and every bit as tall and big as I am.

So farking what?

Fatty McMurder had 80 pounds on the kid.

jso2897: pute kisses like a man: CitizenTed: As a nihilist,

you're a nihilist... must be difficult.

Probably - but then, he doesn't give a f**k. He's a nihilist.

say what you will about the tenets of national socialism. at least it's an ethos.

CitizenTed: As a nihilist,

you're a nihilist... must be difficult.

"When all you have is a self-appointed Neighborhood Watch Chief title everything around you looks like criminals." -Abraham Maslow