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(Some Guy)   Think a pack of Skittles looks like a gun? If you're holding a gun, probably   (newsinfo.nd.edu) divider line 1323
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2012-03-22 01:40:34 PM
Wait? Are you telling me that personal responsibility becomes vastly more important in states with conceal/carry laws? Cause the NRA says it's like the old West that if everyone had guns there would be peace, and I know this is a fact because there was never any gun violence in any western I ever saw.

/For conceal/Carry laws
//Thinks the NRA is screwing up it up for everyone.
 
2012-03-22 01:57:12 PM
As a nihilist, I support the unchecked proliferation of handguns and the paranoid application of their use.
 
2012-03-22 02:12:24 PM
Cop 1: Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a farking hero sandwich here.

Cop 2: What do you want? It's pitch black. It's tinfoil. It looked like a gun!

Cop 1: You moron! I'll be doing paperwork for two months because of you and this piece of shiat, you farkin' jerk-off.
 
2012-03-22 02:14:16 PM
These professors have just been invited on an all-expenses paid vacation to Sanford, FL.
 
2012-03-22 02:20:47 PM
Do not point a gun at anything you are not prepared to destroy.

Do not point a gun at anything or anyone that is not causing an immediate threat to you or those under your legal protection.

Do not put a gun in your hand for defensive purposes unless such a threat is occurring, or you have a reasonable belief that such a threat is about to occur.

The preceding situations do not in fact involve chasing someone down the street under ANY circumstances. If you're chasing them, by definition the threat is NOT coming towards you, you farking idiot.

/FL resident
//have a CCW permit and "some" guns
///have never pointed a gun at another human
////hope I never do
 
2012-03-22 02:36:44 PM

dahmers love zombie: /FL resident
//have a CCW permit and "some" guns
///have never pointed a gun at another human
////hope I never do



Ditto.

/Except for the Florida resident thing.
//What did you have to do to get your permit?
///For me, it was just $55, fingerprinting and the background check.
////Live in a blue state (WA) that is bright red when it comes to firearms.
 
2012-03-22 02:39:12 PM
You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what's happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he's so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he's aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he's still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry, and... BAM! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he'd would have been there right to the end to defend himself.
 
2012-03-22 03:24:49 PM
What if a little negro is holding the Skittles? See? Now it totally looks like a gun.

.
 
2012-03-22 03:47:14 PM

The_Sponge: dahmers love zombie: /FL resident
//have a CCW permit and "some" guns
///have never pointed a gun at another human
////hope I never do


Ditto.

/Except for the Florida resident thing.
//What did you have to do to get your permit?
///For me, it was just $55, fingerprinting and the background check.
////Live in a blue state (WA) that is bright red when it comes to firearms.


$117, be 21, have fingerprints and background done, and take a useless little safety course.
 
2012-03-22 03:53:14 PM

The_Sponge: Cop 1: Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a farking hero sandwich here.

Cop 2: What do you want? It's pitch black. It's tinfoil. It looked like a gun!

Cop 1: You moron! I'll be doing paperwork for two months because of you and this piece of shiat, you farkin' jerk-off.


media.comicvine.com
 
2012-03-22 04:19:20 PM
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What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?
 
2012-03-22 04:19:27 PM
i53.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-22 04:19:57 PM
Also, the type of person who gets a woody from phrases like "stand your ground" is more likely to think everyone else has a gun.
 
2012-03-22 04:20:55 PM
"When all you have is a self-appointed Neighborhood Watch Chief title everything around you looks like criminals." -Abraham Maslow
 
2012-03-22 04:21:26 PM

Jake Havechek: You see, the night that Corky walked into the Blue Bottle, and before he knows what's happening, Bob here takes a shot at him! And he misses, 'cause he's so damn drunk. Now that bullet whizzing by panicked old Corky, and he did the wrong thing. He went for his gun in such a hurry that he shot his own damn toe off. Meantime Bob here, he's aiming real good, and he squeezes off another, but he misses, because he's still so damn drunk, and he hits this thousand-dollar mirror up over the bar. And now, the Duck of Death is as good as dead. Because Corky does it right. He aims real careful, no hurry, and... BAM! That Walker Colt blew up in his hand, which was a failing common to that model. You see, if old Corky had had two guns instead of just a big dick, he'd would have been there right to the end to defend himself.


From the great scenes in great cinema files...

/ applause...
 
2012-03-22 04:21:31 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?


A silencer.
 
2012-03-22 04:21:44 PM

The_Sponge: Cop 1: Jesus Christ! What gun? He's got a farking hero sandwich here.

Cop 2: What do you want? It's pitch black. It's tinfoil. It looked like a gun!

Cop 1: You moron! I'll be doing paperwork for two months because of you and this piece of shiat, you farkin' jerk-off.


Exactly what I was thinking about when I read the story.
 
2012-03-22 04:23:11 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?


It's called a "Glock-ring". It intensifies the experience.
 
2012-03-22 04:23:14 PM

CitizenTed: As a nihilist,


you're a nihilist... must be difficult.
 
2012-03-22 04:23:52 PM
i57.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-22 04:23:58 PM
When you're racist every black/hispanic/white/asian person looks like a criminal/thug/jackboot/student.

Or something.
 
2012-03-22 04:24:07 PM
Tbh, if a 15 y/o black guy is sitting on top of you, pummeling you, you might not even look for a gun. Notice how all the pictures they publish of Treyvon are from when he was 12... My son is 15, and every bit as tall and big as I am.
 
2012-03-22 04:24:08 PM

WTF Indeed: Wait? Are you telling me that personal responsibility becomes vastly more important in states with conceal/carry laws? Cause the NRA says it's like the old West that if everyone had guns there would be peace, and I know this is a fact because there was never any gun violence in any western I ever saw.

/For conceal/Carry laws
//Thinks the NRA is screwing up it up for everyone.


Here is my personal thanks to you for being one of the few pro-gun anti-gun nut.
 
2012-03-22 04:24:18 PM
Sweet! Gun thread!


PEW PEW PEW, PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!

oh uh..sorry for shooting everyone.

*steals candy and runs*
 
2012-03-22 04:24:25 PM

pute kisses like a man: CitizenTed: As a nihilist,

you're a nihilist... must be difficult.


Probably - but then, he doesn't give a f**k. He's a nihilist.
 
2012-03-22 04:24:38 PM
 
2012-03-22 04:24:40 PM
Oh look... it's this thread again.

Paging 9beers...
 
2012-03-22 04:24:46 PM
So you're telling me gun owners are delusional? I simply can't believe it.
 
2012-03-22 04:25:24 PM

jso2897: pute kisses like a man: CitizenTed: As a nihilist,

you're a nihilist... must be difficult.

Probably - but then, he doesn't give a f**k. He's a nihilist.


say what you will about the tenets of national socialism. at least it's an ethos.
 
2012-03-22 04:25:27 PM

Corvus: WTF Indeed: Wait? Are you telling me that personal responsibility becomes vastly more important in states with conceal/carry laws? Cause the NRA says it's like the old West that if everyone had guns there would be peace, and I know this is a fact because there was never any gun violence in any western I ever saw.

/For conceal/Carry laws
//Thinks the NRA is screwing up it up for everyone.

Here is my personal thanks to you for being one of the few pro-gun anti-gun nut.


I mean to say Pro-guns but Anti-gunNut not saying you are a nut but you are against gun-nuts.
 
2012-03-22 04:25:34 PM

HAMMERTOE: Tbh, if a 15 y/o black guy is sitting on top of you, pummeling you, you might not even look for a gun. Notice how all the pictures they publish of Treyvon are from when he was 12... My son is 15, and every bit as tall and big as I am.


So farking what?

Fatty McMurder had 80 pounds on the kid.
 
2012-03-22 04:26:06 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?


I was going to ask the same thing.
It can't be a Glock either. ????
 
2012-03-22 04:26:29 PM
This makes Zimmerman automatically guilty and repeals the 2nd amendment.

/Zimmerman flew and Trayvon knew!
 
2012-03-22 04:26:49 PM

HAMMERTOE: Tbh, if a 15 y/o black guy is sitting on top of you, pummeling you, you might not even look for a gun. Notice how all the pictures they publish of Treyvon are from when he was 12... My son is 15, and every bit as tall and big as I am.


Is it any different if it's a 15 y/o white guy? Is that less threatening to you?
 
2012-03-22 04:26:51 PM
You mean to tell me that people who are paranoid enough to feel the need to be armed all the time because they never know when they might have to shoot someone, may just be paranoid enough to assume that other people are also armed and looking for someone to shoot?

nowai
 
2012-03-22 04:27:08 PM

cig-mkr: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

I was going to ask the same thing.
It can't be a Glock either. ????


It's clearly an assault weapon.
 
2012-03-22 04:27:10 PM

sprawl15: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

A silencer.


I hope it makes putting a magazine in easier.
 
2012-03-22 04:27:40 PM

dahmers love zombie: Do not point a gun at anything you are not prepared to destroy.


The kind of people who would shoot a guy with a bag of Skittles would not be slowed down by this one bit. After all, if you're the last guy on Earth not shot, you win.
 
2012-03-22 04:28:04 PM
Why is there a muzzle brake on the revolver in the story? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
 
2012-03-22 04:28:06 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?


1) That's not a Glock. It appears to be a toy gun.
2) If it were a silencer, you wouldn't be able to see through it.
3) A silencer would be useless on the real version of that gun, as the propellant gasses and noise escape from the clearance between the cylinder and the barrel, before the bullet ever exits the gun.
 
2012-03-22 04:28:23 PM

Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?


Sound and/or recoil suppressor. Not a silencer by any stretch
 
2012-03-22 04:29:04 PM

dahmers love zombie: Do not point a gun at anything you are not prepared to destroy.

Do not point a gun at anything or anyone that is not causing an immediate threat to you or those under your legal protection.

Do not put a gun in your hand for defensive purposes unless such a threat is occurring, or you have a reasonable belief that such a threat is about to occur.

The preceding situations do not in fact involve chasing someone down the street under ANY circumstances. If you're chasing them, by definition the threat is NOT coming towards you, you farking idiot.


Pretty much sums it up.
 
2012-03-22 04:29:15 PM
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What the hell is this gun? Is it a starter pistol?
 
2012-03-22 04:29:24 PM

sprawl15: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

A silencer.


Can't silence revolvers. Well, there are a very few exceptions, but I don't think that is a Nagant M1895 or a soviet cold war specialty piece.

Flash suppressor, I would say.

/also, not a glock, I think
 
2012-03-22 04:30:03 PM
this explains why whenever I eat Skittles, it seems like everybody else is too.
 
2012-03-22 04:30:12 PM

HAMMERTOE: Tbh, if a 15 y/o black guy is sitting on top of you, pummeling you, you might not even look for a gun. Notice how all the pictures they publish of Treyvon are from when he was 12... My son is 15, and every bit as tall and big as I am.


Not sure if you saw my post in the other thread to you. Someone posted a pic last night in the other thread that was interesting although even if it were a pic of him still doesn't change anything about the story.
 
2012-03-22 04:30:22 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: Is it any different if it's a 15 y/o white guy? Is that less threatening to you?


No. Actually it's not. And witness have already stated that Treyvon was on top of Zimmerman, pummeling him. The real question: why did it not matter to Treyvon that Zimmerman had a gun?
 
2012-03-22 04:30:25 PM
So, gun nuts are paranoid. Gotcha.
 
2012-03-22 04:30:32 PM

cig-mkr: Sock Ruh Tease: [newsinfo.nd.edu image 300x225]

What is the holey thing on the end of the cylinder of this Glock?

I was going to ask the same thing.
It can't be a Glock either. ????


I'm pretty sure it's not even a real gun.
 
2012-03-22 04:30:39 PM

HAMMERTOE: Tbh, if a 15 y/o black guy is sitting on top of you, pummeling you, you might not even look for a gun. Notice how all the pictures they publish of Treyvon are from when he was 12... My son is 15, and every bit as tall and big as I am.


No, actually, even if I had been so foolish as to chase someone down and assault them, and then found myself getting my ass kicked by my victim, I would not double down on my foolish criminality by pulling out a gun and shooting him. Speak for yourself.

It's fun to read from the book of "If"!
 
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