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2012-03-22 03:34:58 PM

blatz514: How hot a woman is depends heavily on personal preference of the beholder. Some men don't think I'm hot because they prefer blondes or redheads, or small boobs, or petite women, or blue eyes as opposed to brown, etc. I try to be personable anyway because it makes me a more fun person to be around, no matter WHO I'm around.

/digs skinny white nerd boys
//yes really

So you're saying there's a chance!


You'll have to fight Priest Hill for me.

/and he does NOT share
 
2012-03-22 03:35:50 PM

kiwimoogle84:


I love how men consider one month a dry spell. Went 7 months voluntarily between last year and beginning of this one.

/caretaker of a cancer patient



Well, that's because it is not voluntarily. I've done 3 months of voluntarily celibacy several times and didn't consider them dry spells.

But, yeah, men are admittedly pretty pathetic when it comes to that, myself included.
 
2012-03-22 03:36:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: basemetal:

Yes. I'd hit it. Repeatedly.

/not a lesbian
//but willing to make an exception


Havoc is a good movie. A GOOOOOOOD movie.
 
2012-03-22 03:37:46 PM
Also, this.

farm8.staticflickr.com

Hot. Gorgeous smile. Tough as nails badass.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-03-22 03:37:55 PM

LockeOak: She's super cute in the paparazzi shot at the end. In the studio pics she looks like a man. (Albeit a man with great tits).


This.

Showing my work: Marissa Miller (new window) -- warning, I would mute it. She's intelligent, but the jockeys are weak.
 
2012-03-22 03:38:28 PM

Banned on the Run: Subby misspelled "Marisa Miller" in the headline


She's... angular.

/would of course hit
 
2012-03-22 03:38:55 PM

kiwimoogle84: Beluga Heights: neefafeefa: Beluga Heights: ihatedumbpeople: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

Bah! some of the best times I've had were with 5s. ;-) It's not a rule, but usually the hotter they are, the lamer they are...just my experience...or maybe it's just the expectation grows so much based off the hotness that anything is going to be disappointing, whereas the 5 you're not expecting much, then BLAMMO.

I can understand that. My score is a cumulative one. It's not just appearance. For example, a 9 on the physically attractive scale can easily fall under a 7 if she's stupid, annoying, a terrible person, etc.

This implies you'd do a 5, 4, or maybe even 3 on the physical scale who has been bumped up to a 7 or 8 by her winning personality and her higher than average intelligence?

Exactly. The personality/intelligence thing are usually the crucial variables. If a girl is below average in the looks department I don't really care if she's awesome in other ways. I have no respect for men who pass on women who are interesting, funny, smart, or creative simply because they have a few extra pounds or don't have a pretty face. Interesting person is always always always better than simply hot.

How hot a woman is depends heavily on personal preference of the beholder. Some men don't think I'm hot because they prefer blondes or redheads, or small boobs, or petite women, or blue eyes as opposed to brown, etc. I try to be personable anyway because it makes me a more fun person to be around, no matter WHO I'm around.

/digs skinny white nerd boys
//yes really


Of course. I am impressed by his answer - I was expecting the opposite. Like - how would I know if an ugly fat/girl is smart or nice? If they aren't a 9 (potential 7, once I get to know them) I pass.

Also a fan of nerds :)
 
2012-03-22 03:39:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: Also, this.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 362x480]

Hot. Gorgeous smile. Tough as nails badass.

/I'll be in my bunk



Michelle Rodriguez is my Man-crush.
 
2012-03-22 03:41:22 PM
Adele

/what?
 
2012-03-22 03:42:53 PM

kiwimoogle84: blatz514: How hot a woman is depends heavily on personal preference of the beholder. Some men don't think I'm hot because they prefer blondes or redheads, or small boobs, or petite women, or blue eyes as opposed to brown, etc. I try to be personable anyway because it makes me a more fun person to be around, no matter WHO I'm around.

/digs skinny white nerd boys
//yes really

So you're saying there's a chance!

You'll have to fight Priest Hill for me.

/and he does NOT share


I'm pretty good at flailing my arms around and walking towards people.

/never been in a fight
 
2012-03-22 03:42:57 PM

neefafeefa: kiwimoogle84: Beluga Heights: neefafeefa: Beluga Heights: ihatedumbpeople: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

Bah! some of the best times I've had were with 5s. ;-) It's not a rule, but usually the hotter they are, the lamer they are...just my experience...or maybe it's just the expectation grows so much based off the hotness that anything is going to be disappointing, whereas the 5 you're not expecting much, then BLAMMO.

I can understand that. My score is a cumulative one. It's not just appearance. For example, a 9 on the physically attractive scale can easily fall under a 7 if she's stupid, annoying, a terrible person, etc.

This implies you'd do a 5, 4, or maybe even 3 on the physical scale who has been bumped up to a 7 or 8 by her winning personality and her higher than average intelligence?

Exactly. The personality/intelligence thing are usually the crucial variables. If a girl is below average in the looks department I don't really care if she's awesome in other ways. I have no respect for men who pass on women who are interesting, funny, smart, or creative simply because they have a few extra pounds or don't have a pretty face. Interesting person is always always always better than simply hot.

How hot a woman is depends heavily on personal preference of the beholder. Some men don't think I'm hot because they prefer blondes or redheads, or small boobs, or petite women, or blue eyes as opposed to brown, etc. I try to be personable anyway because it makes me a more fun person to be around, no matter WHO I'm around.

/digs skinny white nerd boys
//yes really

Of course. I am impressed by his ...


It is my experience that nerd boys read more and try harder. Win all around :)
 
2012-03-22 03:44:33 PM
Here's the real winner, if any of you were curious.

darkangel.tktv.net

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-22 03:45:15 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Here's the real winner, if any of you were curious.

[darkangel.tktv.net image 400x500]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


2nded.

/blushes like a school boy
 
2012-03-22 03:47:46 PM
I can't understand why folks bookmark these threads...
 
2012-03-22 03:47:51 PM
Nips you could hang your coat on....

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-03-22 03:50:00 PM
No matter how beautiful a woman is, there's a guy out there that's tired of her bullshiats!!

Jason Stratham know this well!
 
2012-03-22 03:50:14 PM

kiwimoogle84: FarkinHostile: SuperChuck: FarkinHostile: Have I ever farked Kelly Brookes? No? Then the answer is Yes.

/The hottest woman is the one you love and are sleeping with. My EX-wife is watching me type this

FTFY


Got rid of that problem last year. And I am currently in a one month dry spell. :(


I love how men consider one month a dry spell. Went 7 months voluntarily between last year and beginning of this one.

/caretaker of a cancer patient


A dry spell would suggest "involuntary", not voluntarily like you did.
 
2012-03-22 03:53:34 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Here's the real winner, if any of you were curious.

[darkangel.tktv.net image 400x500]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


Yeah. Jessica Alba totally crushes my offering of Charleze Theron and Aisha Taylor. I concede,
 
2012-03-22 03:57:23 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Here's the real winner, if any of you were curious.

[darkangel.tktv.net image 400x500]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]


Seconded, but not Blond Alba. Blond Alba was a fever dream and it isn't real.
 
2012-03-22 03:58:45 PM

Banned on the Run: Subby misspelled "Marisa Miller" in the headline


[images.askmen.com image 376x490]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 550x872]

[www.moviespad.com image 640x480]


This is why you are favorited, well, in addition to all of the other photos you put up.
 
2012-03-22 03:58:58 PM

DerAppie: I May Be Crazy But...: Here's the real winner, if any of you were curious.

[darkangel.tktv.net image 400x500]

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x480]

Seconded, but not Blond Alba. Blond Alba was a fever dream and it isn't real.


I like her with the dark hair, myself. I mean, if I had to settle, I guess I'd toss Blond Alba a quickie. But still.
 
2012-03-22 04:01:17 PM
Whoever is on the other side of the glory hole sucking your dick is hotter
 
2012-03-22 04:03:23 PM

kiwimoogle84:
/digs skinny white nerd boys
//yes really


how YOU doin?

/obligatory
//sort of skinny
 
2012-03-22 04:05:22 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: FarkinHostile: SuperChuck: FarkinHostile: Have I ever farked Kelly Brookes? No? Then the answer is Yes.

/The hottest woman is the one you love and are sleeping with. My EX-wife is watching me type this

FTFY


Got rid of that problem last year. And I am currently in a one month dry spell. :(


I love how men consider one month a dry spell. Went 7 months voluntarily between last year and beginning of this one.

/caretaker of a cancer patient

A dry spell would suggest "involuntary", not voluntarily like you did.


Well I could have gone in search of it if I had wanted to, but I decided other things were more important. I still consider it a dry spell considering life circumstances got in the way. Besides, ANYONE who wants it can find it. Just because you don't want to pork the fatty at the bar or pay for it... Does this not prove a somewhat "voluntary" hiatus?

/oh the things I think about while on hold
 
2012-03-22 04:05:52 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Whoever is on the other side of the glory hole sucking your dick is hotter


How would you know? It doesn't seem like a good idea to put your eye up to a glory hole to see through it.
 
2012-03-22 04:08:16 PM

you need help: Smeggy Smurf: Whoever is on the other side of the glory hole sucking your dick is hotter

How would you know? It doesn't seem like a good idea to put your eye up to a glory hole to see through it.


Instant favorite.
 
2012-03-22 04:08:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: FarkinHostile: SuperChuck: FarkinHostile: Have I ever farked Kelly Brookes? No? Then the answer is Yes.

/The hottest woman is the one you love and are sleeping with. My EX-wife is watching me type this

FTFY


Got rid of that problem last year. And I am currently in a one month dry spell. :(


I love how men consider one month a dry spell. Went 7 months voluntarily between last year and beginning of this one.

/caretaker of a cancer patient


Most of us don't consider 1 month much of a dry spell. None of us would go on a voluntary one. My longest were 22 months and 13 months, involuntary.
 
2012-03-22 04:12:01 PM

ajt167: Most of us don't consider 1 month much of a dry spell. None of us would go on a voluntary one. My longest were 22 months and 13 months, involuntary.


...We aren't counting the time between birth and puberty, right? Please say no.
 
2012-03-22 04:19:11 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: Most of us don't consider 1 month much of a dry spell. None of us would go on a voluntary one. My longest were 22 months and 13 months, involuntary.

...We aren't counting the time between birth and puberty, right? Please say no.


No sir, I just was not good with the women folk.
 
2012-03-22 04:21:36 PM

ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: Most of us don't consider 1 month much of a dry spell. None of us would go on a voluntary one. My longest were 22 months and 13 months, involuntary.

...We aren't counting the time between birth and puberty, right? Please say no.

No sir, I just was not good with the women folk.


If 22 months is all, you have no idea what "bad with women folk" means.
 
2012-03-22 04:24:51 PM

kiwimoogle84: Besides, ANYONE who wants it can find it. Just because you don't want to pork the fatty at the bar or pay for it... Does this not prove a somewhat "voluntary" hiatus?


Touche'.

But in my defense, if I'm not attracted, neither is my cock. Being blown for a half hour just to be semi-erect then lose it half way through is not fair to everyone involved. And whores don't do it for me, I need to feel desired/wanted. Jerking off thinking about someone I actually care for is 100x more fulfilling.
 
2012-03-22 04:32:15 PM

FarkinHostile: kiwimoogle84: Besides, ANYONE who wants it can find it. Just because you don't want to pork the fatty at the bar or pay for it... Does this not prove a somewhat "voluntary" hiatus?

Touche'.

But in my defense, if I'm not attracted, neither is my cock. Being blown for a half hour just to be semi-erect then lose it half way through is not fair to everyone involved. And whores don't do it for me, I need to feel desired/wanted. Jerking off thinking about someone I actually care for is 100x more fulfilling.


I can identify with that actually. I withdraw my lawyering statement.
 
2012-03-22 04:32:15 PM

Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.


My eyes didn't catch that opening quotation mark the first time around, which drastically affected my interpretation of your sexual preferences.
 
2012-03-22 04:32:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: Jim from Saint Paul: kiwimoogle84: FarkinHostile: SuperChuck: FarkinHostile: Have I ever farked Kelly Brookes? No? Then the answer is Yes.

/The hottest woman is the one you love and are sleeping with. My EX-wife is watching me type this

FTFY


Got rid of that problem last year. And I am currently in a one month dry spell. :(


I love how men consider one month a dry spell. Went 7 months voluntarily between last year and beginning of this one.

/caretaker of a cancer patient

A dry spell would suggest "involuntary", not voluntarily like you did.

Well I could have gone in search of it if I had wanted to, but I decided other things were more important. I still consider it a dry spell considering life circumstances got in the way. Besides, ANYONE who wants it can find it. Just because you don't want to pork the fatty at the bar or pay for it... Does this not prove a somewhat "voluntary" hiatus?

/oh the things I think about while on hold


Having standards can cause a dry spell, yes. lol

Also:

kiwimoogle84:
/digs skinny white nerd boys

Well. 3 of 4 is pretty good I would think. Although I prefer to be called a geek.
 
2012-03-22 04:36:48 PM

Pvt. Walter Gibson: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

My eyes didn't catch that opening quotation mark the first time around, which drastically affected my interpretation of your sexual preferences.


*snerk*
 
2012-03-22 04:40:26 PM

RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.


That is correct.
 
2012-03-22 04:41:07 PM

Pvt. Walter Gibson: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

My eyes didn't catch that opening quotation mark the first time around, which drastically affected my interpretation of your sexual preferences.


Haha. Yeah. I do like them tall, though.

/current is 5'10''
//gorgeous.
 
2012-03-22 04:47:48 PM

Beluga Heights: tall


Beluga Heights: 5'10''


If you are talking ABOUT a guy...

thatword.jpeg
 
2012-03-22 04:48:25 PM

Beluga Heights: Pvt. Walter Gibson: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

My eyes didn't catch that opening quotation mark the first time around, which drastically affected my interpretation of your sexual preferences.

Haha. Yeah. I do like them tall, though.

/current is 5'10''
//gorgeous.


sarahrichardson.files.wordpress.com

I, uh, wasn't pegging you for a lover of the Little People, exactly. I'm just going to stop digging now and read more carefully.
 
2012-03-22 04:50:00 PM

kiwimoogle84: Hot. Gorgeous smile. Tough as nails badass.


Yup, there she is.
 
2012-03-22 04:50:41 PM

Beluga Heights: Pvt. Walter Gibson: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

My eyes didn't catch that opening quotation mark the first time around, which drastically affected my interpretation of your sexual preferences.

Haha. Yeah. I do like them tall, though.

/current is 5'10''
//gorgeous.


TALL LADIES FTW!!

/also 5'10
//still addicted to stilettos
 
2012-03-22 04:50:48 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: Most of us don't consider 1 month much of a dry spell. None of us would go on a voluntary one. My longest were 22 months and 13 months, involuntary.

...We aren't counting the time between birth and puberty, right? Please say no.

No sir, I just was not good with the women folk.

If 22 months is all, you have no idea what "bad with women folk" means.


I don't feel so bad then. Though when I say dry spell, I mean complete desert - no farking, no kissing, not even hand holding. No physical contact with women at all.
 
2012-03-22 04:53:05 PM

Maechyll: kiwimoogle84: Hot. Gorgeous smile. Tough as nails badass.

Yup, there she is.


Glad I'm not the only one who would let her make me her biatch
 
2012-03-22 04:55:55 PM

kiwimoogle84: Beluga Heights: Pvt. Walter Gibson: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

My eyes didn't catch that opening quotation mark the first time around, which drastically affected my interpretation of your sexual preferences.

Haha. Yeah. I do like them tall, though.

/current is 5'10''
//gorgeous.

TALL LADIES FTW!!

/also 5'10
//still addicted to stilettos


I drool over tall women. Never dated one over 5'6" though.
 
2012-03-22 04:56:35 PM

ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: Most of us don't consider 1 month much of a dry spell. None of us would go on a voluntary one. My longest were 22 months and 13 months, involuntary.

...We aren't counting the time between birth and puberty, right? Please say no.

No sir, I just was not good with the women folk.

If 22 months is all, you have no idea what "bad with women folk" means.

I don't feel so bad then. Though when I say dry spell, I mean complete desert - no farking, no kissing, not even hand holding. No physical contact with women at all.


Ha. So do I.

I don't know why I'm trying to prove that I'm more pathetic than you.
 
2012-03-22 04:58:41 PM
I had a girl talk to me last night!

/it was the bartender.
 
2012-03-22 05:05:02 PM

SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: Beluga Heights: Pvt. Walter Gibson: Beluga Heights: RedEmily: Most of you guys would fark any female that is willing and that fact makes this thread so much fun to observe.

It's like asking a hungry man if he would like lobster or filet mignon. He just want to eat.

//In no way is this me being critical of men.

You forget yourself, RedEmily. My "nothing under a 7" rule is of local renown. Additionally, I'm not a horny 15 year old boy.

My eyes didn't catch that opening quotation mark the first time around, which drastically affected my interpretation of your sexual preferences.

Haha. Yeah. I do like them tall, though.

/current is 5'10''
//gorgeous.

TALL LADIES FTW!!

/also 5'10
//still addicted to stilettos

I drool over tall women. Never dated one over 5'6" though.



I hear she's available

www.magxone.com
 
2012-03-22 05:07:31 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: I May Be Crazy But...: ajt167: Most of us don't consider 1 month much of a dry spell. None of us would go on a voluntary one. My longest were 22 months and 13 months, involuntary.

...We aren't counting the time between birth and puberty, right? Please say no.

No sir, I just was not good with the women folk.

If 22 months is all, you have no idea what "bad with women folk" means.

I don't feel so bad then. Though when I say dry spell, I mean complete desert - no farking, no kissing, not even hand holding. No physical contact with women at all.

Ha. So do I.

I don't know why I'm trying to prove that I'm more pathetic than you.


*hugs ajt167 and I May Be Crazy But...*

There. Dry spell over. :)
 
2012-03-22 05:10:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: Maechyll: kiwimoogle84: Hot. Gorgeous smile. Tough as nails badass.

Yup, there she is.

Glad I'm not the only one who would let her make me her biatch


Okay, I'm in.

/I now become her biatch
 
2012-03-22 05:11:40 PM

kiwimoogle84: Glad I'm not the only one who would let her make me her biatch


I don't do movies much, but I saw avatar and had to wait for the credits to roll to find out who she was. looked up other things she was in. I've seen some pretty cheesy flicks just to get another look. Oh my. : )

/how you been, kiwi?
 
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