The kids on the bus go up and down
Up and down
Up and down

I bet nobody heard them coming.

Anne Frank? WTF does being an axe murderer have to do with deaf kids?

blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?

Tight.

urban.derelict: Hellen Keller was the deaf dumb and blind chick that someone taught to talk with her hands, moran.

And she sure played a mean pinball.

munko: you should have seen her "O" face.

I bet it looked like:


Come to think of it, that reminds me of my sex life too.

BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?

My son. Came to me last year, sat down and said, "Ok Daddy, I really want to know how you and GOD put me in Mommy's stomach". He had been battling with it, trying to connect the dots. He knew that he had come from his mother's womb, but he didn't understand how I was involved if GOD had put him there. So, I sat him down and told him the truth. I remember when I was in the 3rd grade there was a kid going around telling everyone that eating pickles got women pregnant. I didn't want my child to be that uninformed.

But you left him thinking an invisible man in the sky played a part?

Your opinion on the existence of GOD never entered our discussion.

flippermack: It's rape alright. that girl was obviously screaming.

It's not rape if you can't hear her say "no"

pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.


I think you're confused. Helen Keller disappeared over the Pacific. Or under it. Either way.

What Helen Keller might look like

She was deaf, but she still had an ear for music unlike anyone else in her era.

Hear, hear!

Rootus: DROxINxTHExWIND: The difference between us is only that I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.

That is a cowardly answer. Agnostics are far more irritating than any atheist.

Really? Well... who can say for sure?

/wait for it....

A video camera on the Noblesville school bus captured the February 1 incident on tape, which police said was consensual sex.

I assume this means the Noblesville school district is now in possession of child pornography and will be punished to the full extent of the law.

Oh man! My girlfriend cheated on me and it's on tape??

urban.derelict: pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.

Hellen Keller was the deaf dumb and blind chick that someone taught to talk with her hands, moran.

And she sure played a mean pinball.

AT LEAST IT WASN'T ON A SCHOOL FOR THE BLIND BUS!

pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.

duh

Here we go...

DROxINxTHExWIND: BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?

My son. Came to me last year, sat down and said, "Ok Daddy, I really want to know how you and GOD put me in Mommy's stomach". He had been battling with it, trying to connect the dots. He knew that he had come from his mother's womb, but he didn't understand how I was involved if GOD had put him there. So, I sat him down and told him the truth. I remember when I was in the 3rd grade there was a kid going around telling everyone that eating pickles got women pregnant. I didn't want my child to be that uninformed.

But you left him thinking an invisible man in the sky played a part?

Your opinion on the existence of GOD never entered our discussion.

Ok, I'd been meaning to for awhile, but this gem made me add you to my favorites.

mantabulous: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. Not making strong declarations about things when you don't have the neccesary evidence is now "cowardly". I guess I should just pick a side and berate others for not making the same guess? You can have that.

No, saying the equivalent of "both sides are bad" and acting smugly superior on your little fence is cowardly. Most atheists are agnostic atheists. Note that no atheists ever try to provide evidence of there being no god, but use evidence to dispute the claims that there is one.


Oh now I'm being "smug" and acting superior? LOL. Look, I didn't bring any of this up. I told what I thought to be a cute little story about my son and the mere mention of GOD brought these folks out of the woods. But just so you know, I don't really care about your assessment of my attitude. Try to stay on topic. "No, its not what you said, its how you said it" is a pretty stupid argument.

BurnShrike: towatchoverme: BurnShrike: Well you might take it in to account the next time, assuming you were serious about not wanting your child uninformed.

I think the appropriate response would have been to say "well played" and move on. You would have got points for that.

"Well played" was my first thought, but you're right that I should've said something.

Dixie_Wrecked: You sound like a lot of fun at parties. Actually you sound like an asshole. Good luck sucking at life.

I do sound a bit like an asshole, don't I? I hope Baby Jesus helps me learn some tolerance and humility. Can you pray for me?

I disagree about sucking at life though. A great many assholes do remarkably well for themselves.

"Who is Dick Cheney, Alex?"

Rootus: DROxINxTHExWIND: The difference between us is only that I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.

That is a cowardly answer. Agnostics are far more irritating than any atheist.

LOL. Not making strong declarations about things when you don't have the neccesary evidence is now "cowardly". I guess I should just pick a side and berate others for not making the same guess? You can have that.

I'm sorry but this meme will never get old for me. Thank you Fark for making a shiatty morning much more tolerable.

Also

As a guy who once farked on a school bus during an 8th grade field trip whilst on acid, I am getting a kick out of this story.

BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: Meh, your attempt at a comeback falls flat. I wish I had the time to explain the difference to you between a fact and an opinion mythology.

FTFY

Too bad you have to be somewhere in 26 minutes.

You sound like a lot of fun at parties. Actually you sound like an asshole. Good luck sucking at life.

czetie: I bet nobody heard them coming.

I chortled.

BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: Meh, your attempt at a comeback falls flat. I wish I had the time to explain the difference to you between a fact and an opinion mythology.

FTFY

Too bad you have to be somewhere in 26 minutes.

Naw, I'm just working on one screen and Farking on the other so I can't go off into an essay. Again, you've got all the answers. I'm glad you're so confident in something that you can't possibly know. And before you go off into Biblical scripture on me trying to point out contradictions please understand that I have no use for organized religion. I don't know if a burning bush spoke. I don't know if Eve ate an apple or if Noah was able to get two of every animal onto a boat. The difference between us is only that I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.

atomic-age: SweetSaws: Deaf sex, imagine what the combined moaning sounds like

When I was in college, a deaf girl in our dorm had her boyfriend in her room. They made so much noise that the young man was escorted out, still "in his whites" as my neighbor put it. They didn't even give him time to get fully dressed.

When I was in college, a guy in my dorm was having sex in the shower with his girlfriend. The RA heard them, went in the bathroom, and stole both their clothes. Then he raised a huge ruckus in the hall so everyone came out of their rooms. Guy and girl both have to come out of the bathroom eventually, so girl comes out mummified in wet paper towels, and guy comes out with a big wad of toilet paper covering his junk. I think the RA took pictures.

Then I told the RA that the girl was 17. It was a lie, but I enjoyed seeing him sweat a bit.

BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?

My son. Came to me last year, sat down and said, "Ok Daddy, I really want to know how you and GOD put me in Mommy's stomach". He had been battling with it, trying to connect the dots. He knew that he had come from his mother's womb, but he didn't understand how I was involved if GOD had put him there. So, I sat him down and told him the truth. I remember when I was in the 3rd grade there was a kid going around telling everyone that eating pickles got women pregnant. I didn't want my child to be that uninformed.

But you left him thinking an invisible man in the sky played a part?

Your opinion on the existence of GOD never entered our discussion.

Well you might take it in to account the next time, assuming you were serious about not wanting your child uninformed.

People coming from eating pickles is clearly a ridiculous notion. But being made from dirt and a spare rib makes perfect sense.

I'm glad your child will have a good foundation in biology.


Meh, your attempt at a comeback falls flat. I wish I had the time to explain the difference to you between a fact and an opinion.

DROxINxTHExWIND: I think scientists need to conduct experiments to determine how and why adults TOTALLY forget what they felt and how they were as kids. Sometimes, it seems like folks only remember the childlike things that they did and they forget all of the ways that they tried everyday to mimic adult behavior. From candy cigarettes to blowing cold air out and pretending its smoke...from stopping at imaginary stop lights on your bike to playing house. Kids are curious and some are able to get past their fear of the forbidden. It should not be shocking.

Best sign language evar

AndreMA: If it has already been established that the adults were not in a position to see or know of the activity, why are they suspended?

Just because they were not criminally liable due to lack of knowledge does not mean they weren't being negligent.

Deaf sex, imagine what the combined moaning sounds like

blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?

My son. Came to me last year, sat down and said, "Ok Daddy, I really want to know how you and GOD put me in Mommy's stomach". He had been battling with it, trying to connect the dots. He knew that he had come from his mother's womb, but he didn't understand how I was involved if GOD had put him there. So, I sat him down and told him the truth. I remember when I was in the 3rd grade there was a kid going around telling everyone that eating pickles got women pregnant. I didn't want my child to be that uninformed.

pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.

duh

Wait, Helen Killer, aka April Winchell is still alive! Regretsy just had an update a few hours ago! Maybe that's why she wasn't watching deaf kids have sex.

Well, it's obvious, we must round up all the godless deaf heathens and execute them all. It's what God would want. Sex without procreation among deaf children is this nations #1 problem and the only way to end it is to nip it in the bud by opening death camps for the deaf.

blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?


There's a reason the word precocksious exists, dummy.

I suppose they were easy to sneak up on to.

This shiat happens all the time on the Def bus.