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2012-03-22 01:49:39 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.


If you've told you kid that there's a god, then evidently you do.
 
2012-03-22 01:52:36 PM

Human Error: And she sure played a mean pinball.


To be fair, they were deaf, and apparently dumb, but I didn't see anywhere that they were blind.

Although +1 for referencing my favorite Kinks album.
 
2012-03-22 01:53:13 PM

Jodeo: pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.


I think you're confused. Helen Keller disappeared over the Pacific. Or under it. Either way.
[people-pictures.tk image 300x288]
What Helen Keller might look like


Dummy. That's Wesley Snipes.

/Am I doin' it right?
 
2012-03-22 01:53:46 PM

czetie: I bet nobody heard them coming.


I chortled.
 
2012-03-22 01:54:03 PM

dj_spanmaster: fruitloop: Witnesses described it like this:

.. . . .. . . . . .. . .. .. . .
. . . .. . . . .. . .. .. . . . . . . ..
. .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . .

/braille
//did it work?

Needs more colons.


It was anal sex?
 
2012-03-22 01:54:18 PM

BurnShrike: Well you might take it in to account the next time, assuming you were serious about not wanting your child uninformed.


I think the appropriate response would have been to say "well played" and move on. You would have got points for that.

Now you just look like a guy sullenly muttering his comeback into his beer ...
 
2012-03-22 01:56:01 PM
BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: Meh, your attempt at a comeback falls flat. I wish I had the time to explain the difference to you between a fact and an opinion mythology.

FTFY

Too bad you have to be somewhere in 26 minutes.


You sound like a lot of fun at parties. Actually you sound like an asshole. Good luck sucking at life.
 
2012-03-22 01:57:08 PM

AUAIOMRN: Anne Frank? WTF does being an axe murderer have to do with deaf kids?


I'm pretty sure subby meant Anne Landers.
 
2012-03-22 01:58:45 PM

urban.derelict: pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.

Hellen Keller was the deaf dumb and blind chick that someone taught to talk with her hands, moran.


I think you're thinking of the pinball wizard.
 
2012-03-22 02:01:16 PM

towatchoverme: BurnShrike: Well you might take it in to account the next time, assuming you were serious about not wanting your child uninformed.

I think the appropriate response would have been to say "well played" and move on. You would have got points for that.


"Well played" was my first thought, but you're right that I should've said something.

Dixie_Wrecked: You sound like a lot of fun at parties. Actually you sound like an asshole. Good luck sucking at life.


I do sound a bit like an asshole, don't I? I hope Baby Jesus helps me learn some tolerance and humility. Can you pray for me?

I disagree about sucking at life though. A great many assholes do remarkably well for themselves.
 
2012-03-22 02:05:13 PM
Haven't they heard about STDs???? geesh
 
2012-03-22 02:06:52 PM

fortheloveofgod: AUAIOMRN: Anne Frank? WTF does being an axe murderer have to do with deaf kids?

I'm pretty sure subby meant Anne Landers.


The chick from "Dear Abby"? No way!
 
2012-03-22 02:07:29 PM

pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.

duh


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-03-22 02:09:15 PM
i26.photobucket.com

/shamelessly stolen from fknra
 
2012-03-22 02:09:33 PM
Clerks 2 reference for Subby
 
2012-03-22 02:10:49 PM

topcon: She was deaf, but she still had an ear for music unlike anyone else in her era.

[i.imgur.com image 353x340]


I remember her best album, The Yellow Star.

/the kids couldn't hear the bus springs squeaking?
//in deaf school, no one can hear you scream??
 
2012-03-22 02:12:52 PM

Sticky Hands: AUAIOMRN: Anne Frank? WTF does being an axe murderer have to do with deaf kids?

In deaf bus school... no one can hear you scream.


No. Instead, they moan in ASL.

/rimshot
//Not "rimjob".
///Oh god, I hope not!
 
2012-03-22 02:13:28 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: The difference between us is only that I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.


That is a cowardly answer. Agnostics are far more irritating than any atheist.
 
2012-03-22 02:16:07 PM
I'm sorry but this meme will never get old for me. Thank you Fark for making a shiatty morning much more tolerable.

Also

As a guy who once farked on a school bus during an 8th grade field trip whilst on acid, I am getting a kick out of this story.
 
2012-03-22 02:17:39 PM

Rootus: DROxINxTHExWIND: The difference between us is only that I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.

That is a cowardly answer. Agnostics are far more irritating than any atheist.


Really? Well... who can say for sure?

/wait for it....
 
2012-03-22 02:18:59 PM

66dude: pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.

duh

thatsthejoke.jpg


iknow.jpg
 
2012-03-22 02:23:53 PM

Rootus: DROxINxTHExWIND: The difference between us is only that I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.

That is a cowardly answer. Agnostics are far more irritating than any atheist.


LOL. Not making strong declarations about things when you don't have the neccesary evidence is now "cowardly". I guess I should just pick a side and berate others for not making the same guess? You can have that.
 
2012-03-22 02:34:38 PM

bluehubcap: dj_spanmaster: fruitloop: Witnesses described it like this:

.. . . .. . . . . .. . .. .. . .
. . . .. . . . .. . .. .. . . . . . . ..
. .. . . . .. . . . . . . .. . .

/braille
//did it work?

Needs more colons.

It was anal sex?


cdn.madamenoire.com
 
2012-03-22 02:35:20 PM

urban.derelict: Hellen Keller was the deaf dumb and blind chick that someone taught to talk with her hands, moran.

sure played a mean pinball!

/FTFM
 
2012-03-22 02:35:50 PM

BurnShrike: towatchoverme: BurnShrike: Well you might take it in to account the next time, assuming you were serious about not wanting your child uninformed.

I think the appropriate response would have been to say "well played" and move on. You would have got points for that.

"Well played" was my first thought, but you're right that I should've said something.

Dixie_Wrecked: You sound like a lot of fun at parties. Actually you sound like an asshole. Good luck sucking at life.

I do sound a bit like an asshole, don't I? I hope Baby Jesus helps me learn some tolerance and humility. Can you pray for me?

I disagree about sucking at life though. A great many assholes do remarkably well for themselves.


"Who is Dick Cheney, Alex?"
 
2012-03-22 02:36:00 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. Not making strong declarations about things when you don't have the neccesary evidence is now "cowardly". I guess I should just pick a side and berate others for not making the same guess? You can have that.


No, saying the equivalent of "both sides are bad" and acting smugly superior on your little fence is cowardly. Most atheists are agnostic atheists. Note that no atheists ever try to provide evidence of there being no god, but use evidence to dispute the claims that there is one.
 
2012-03-22 02:36:05 PM
In space, no one can hear you have sex.

Kinda NSFW.
Link (new window)
 
2012-03-22 02:48:32 PM

BurnShrike: blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?

Tight.


AND we're done here...
 
2012-03-22 02:58:34 PM

mantabulous: DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. Not making strong declarations about things when you don't have the neccesary evidence is now "cowardly". I guess I should just pick a side and berate others for not making the same guess? You can have that.

No, saying the equivalent of "both sides are bad" and acting smugly superior on your little fence is cowardly. Most atheists are agnostic atheists. Note that no atheists ever try to provide evidence of there being no god, but use evidence to dispute the claims that there is one.



Oh now I'm being "smug" and acting superior? LOL. Look, I didn't bring any of this up. I told what I thought to be a cute little story about my son and the mere mention of GOD brought these folks out of the woods. But just so you know, I don't really care about your assessment of my attitude. Try to stay on topic. "No, its not what you said, its how you said it" is a pretty stupid argument.
 
2012-03-22 03:01:41 PM
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2012-03-22 03:02:41 PM

Rootus: DROxINxTHExWIND: The difference between us is only that I don't pretend to have more insight than I do.

That is a cowardly answer. Agnostics are far more irritating than any atheist.


Um no. Agnostic Atheists generally don't protest every damn incident of public expression of religion. Gnostic Atheists are generally the ones that want crosses removed from cemeteries, every Christmas display removed and get pissy if someone wishes them a Merry Christmas.

/Agnostic Atheist
//still don't think "in God we trust" is better than "E Plurbus Unum"
///yes i know that is a slightly hypocritical viewpoint
 
2012-03-22 03:10:42 PM

topcon: She was deaf, but she still had an ear for music unlike anyone else in her era.

[i.imgur.com image 353x340]


What did she think of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea?
 
2012-03-22 03:29:19 PM
FTFA:
"A video camera on the Noblesville school bus captured the February 1 incident..."

/Noblesville.
//president already proved that is not 'sex'
 
2012-03-22 03:30:25 PM

optional: topcon: She was deaf, but she still had an ear for music unlike anyone else in her era.

[i.imgur.com image 353x340]

What did she think of In the Aeroplane Over the Sea?


As in, did semen ever taint HER mountaintops?
 
2012-03-22 03:31:53 PM

elev8meL8r: fortheloveofgod: AUAIOMRN: Anne Frank? WTF does being an axe murderer have to do with deaf kids?

I'm pretty sure subby meant Anne Landers.

The chick from "Dear Abby"? No way!


You are correct--in no way was Anne Landers involved. Those articles were penned by Marie Curie, the lesbian lover to Alice B. Toklas.
 
2012-03-22 03:33:27 PM
Hopefully it was like the 'round peg' going into the 'round hole' and not:
www.stuartduncan.name
 
2012-03-22 03:37:47 PM
Hellen Keller was the deaf dumb and blind chick that someone taught to talk with her hands, moran.

i think you mean Pinball Wizard
 
2012-03-22 03:47:38 PM
13 year-old boy has mature parts that work. 8 year-old girl does not. He raped her under any and every definition of the rape law.
 
2012-03-22 03:49:45 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: BurnShrike: DROxINxTHExWIND: blondski: Who knows what sex is at 8 years old?

My son. Came to me last year, sat down and said, "Ok Daddy, I really want to know how you and GOD put me in Mommy's stomach". He had been battling with it, trying to connect the dots. He knew that he had come from his mother's womb, but he didn't understand how I was involved if GOD had put him there. So, I sat him down and told him the truth. I remember when I was in the 3rd grade there was a kid going around telling everyone that eating pickles got women pregnant. I didn't want my child to be that uninformed.

But you left him thinking an invisible man in the sky played a part?

Your opinion on the existence of GOD never entered our discussion.


Ok, I'd been meaning to for awhile, but this gem made me add you to my favorites.

graphjam.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-22 03:56:06 PM

pudding7: namegoeshere: pudding7: Anne Frank wasn't deaf subby. And if you meant Hellen Keller, she was blind (in addition to being deaf) so she wouldn't have "seen" it anyway.

duh

Here we go...

shhhh.... let's see how many I can reel in


internetsparaleigos.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-03-22 04:00:16 PM

Crazy Talk Al: the lesbian lover to Alice B. Toklas.


Cool. I'm a big fan. I love "Welcome To My Nightmare," but I still haven't eaten at his restaurant yet. I'm glad they finally put him in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
 
2012-03-22 04:03:20 PM

ihatedumbpeople: namegoeshere: 13/8 isn't sex, Subbs. It's rape.

Eight year old, dude.

gonna play devil's advocate here..not saying I disagree or agree..

What ages would you define as appropriate then? Heck, my grandparents were 12 years apart...he'd have been 13, she would have been 1. five years at those ages...? hard to judge the maturity of either one...I've seen 13 year olds that I'd say are less mature than my 6 year old.


I think the "Half your age plus 7" law applies here. If the boy is 11 (8/2 + 7), then this would be less farked up then this wouldn't happen because 11 yos probably can't maintain a farkable boner (Or can they? I am a girl who has never had sex with an 11 yo. So I wouldn't know). Notice 13 yos have a very limited dating range.
Regarding your grandpa, if he started farking grandma before she turn 26, then the age disparity was probably too great. But then I think back in the olden days once a girl got her period, she is socially acceptably fair game.
 
2012-03-22 04:10:04 PM

keli_kitty: I think the "Half your age plus 7" law applies here. If the boy is 11 (8/2 + 7), then this would be less farked up then this wouldn't happen because 11 yos probably can't maintain a farkable boner (Or can they? I am a girl who has never had sex with an 11 yo. So I wouldn't know). Notice 13 yos have a very limited dating range.
Regarding your grandpa, if he started farking grandma before she turn 26, then the age disparity was probably too great. But then I think back in the olden days once a girl got her period, she is socially acceptably fair game.


I seem to recall first grade being the earliest obvious "maintainable".
 
2012-03-22 04:11:42 PM

keli_kitty: because 11 yos probably can't maintain a farkable boner (Or can they?


Wait, what? That's all I remember about being 11, was having a boner.
 
2012-03-22 04:17:28 PM

feefifofimmy: 13 year-old boy has mature parts that work. 8 year-old girl does not. He raped her under any and every definition of the rape law.


NO. YOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO HAVE MATURE PARTS THAT WORK!!! RAPE!!!!!!
 
2012-03-22 04:20:38 PM

dj_spanmaster:

I seem to recall first grade being the earliest obvious "maintainable".


elev8meL8r: keli_kitty: because 11 yos probably can't maintain a farkable boner (Or can they?

Wait, what? That's all I remember about being 11, was having a boner.


Sorry, I clearly know nothing about preadolescent boner. Wait, no, the other thing. Not sorry.
 
2012-03-22 04:32:04 PM

keli_kitty: dj_spanmaster:

I seem to recall first grade being the earliest obvious "maintainable".

elev8meL8r: keli_kitty: because 11 yos probably can't maintain a farkable boner (Or can they?

Wait, what? That's all I remember about being 11, was having a boner.

Sorry, I clearly know nothing about preadolescent boner. Wait, no, the other thing. Not sorry.


Perspectives based on experience? Say it ain't so!

Just something to keep in mind when dealing with kid-sex cases. Yes, they can be unwillingly plied. But they can just as easily the innocently curious instigator. In such situations I'm likely to endorse letting kids who copulate off with lots of stern words and open communication.
 
2012-03-22 04:40:34 PM
~And i want you like Annnnnnnnee Frankkkkkkkkk, wanted nobody to read her farking diary~
 
2012-03-22 04:41:07 PM

keli_kitty: Sorry, I clearly know nothing about preadolescent boner. Wait, no, the other thing. Not sorry.


Heh. The other response that came to mind was, "You know how I know you were never a preteen boy?"
 
2012-03-22 04:43:16 PM
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