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You do God's work, good sir.

//who is this beautiful young lady?

Well, I can see my work here is done. It's not 1000 posts, but it'll do.

The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

I'd like to end up in your profile, but not as a statistic.

The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

The Mind Boggles: glad to hear the recipes worked! they are some good ones. haven't tried the pie yet, i'm thinking it will be a hit at easter.

/the 'hubby' doesn't matter anymore.

I do declare, Southern Gals Gone wild are a most remarkable sight.

/i'll hunt down some other Easter recipes if i can find my stash
//any requests?

lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

So you won't feel bad about releasing the sex tapes then?

Thudfark: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

So you won't feel bad about releasing the sex tapes then?

Mom kept those.

Thudfark: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

So you won't feel bad about releasing the sex tapes then?

Well, that would require me to recall whether they were 18+ at the time or not.

/also video cameras were not digital back then
//apparently im old

kellynoel: LLGames: mmmmmmm...... barbeque.....

Listen, I'm a Southern girl and I love bbq as much as the next guy, but cannibalism is a sin.

kellynoel: jst3p

I am not trolling. Open your eyes. Can you not see that this is truth? I will pray for you.

Not to mention frowned upon, according to one of the youth in the Sunday School class I used to teach.

lennavan: Thudfark: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

So you won't feel bad about releasing the sex tapes then?

Well, that would require me to recall whether they were 18+ at the time or not.

/also video cameras were not digital back then
//apparently im old

I'm good at faking IDs. Although I didn't just type that.

The My Little Pony Killer: Well, I can see my work here is done. It's not 1000 posts, but it'll do.

I'll be back here when it gets that many...

_{/with something moss covered}

lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

Keep, and cover up their faces.

The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

Keep, and cover up their faces.

Or like in the movie uncle Buck. Just fold them out of the photo. :)

The Mind Boggles: Moonk: The Mind Boggles: URAPNIS: The Mind Boggles: lennavan: Andrew Wiggin: kellynoel: This is tiring.

it's entertaining the hell out of me.

Second. I appreciate your efforts.

*passes popcorn* its glorious.

*cuts strategic hole in bottom of bucket*

*waggles eyebrows*

and i do love for my popcorn to be extra coated in warm, salty.... ;)

Such a good Southern gal ;-)

/ever make that mock apple pie?
//your recipes for Thanksgiving turned out well
///EIP if the hubby is nodding today :-)

Moonk: The Mind Boggles: URAPNIS: The Mind Boggles: lennavan: Andrew Wiggin: kellynoel: This is tiring.

it's entertaining the hell out of me.

Second. I appreciate your efforts.

*passes popcorn* its glorious.

*cuts strategic hole in bottom of bucket*

*waggles eyebrows*

and i do love for my popcorn to be extra coated in warm, salty.... ;)

Such a good Southern gal ;-)

/ever make that mock apple pie?
//your recipes for Thanksgiving turned out well
///EIP if the hubby is nodding today :-)

glad to hear the recipes worked! they are some good ones. haven't tried the pie yet, i'm thinking it will be a hit at easter.

/the 'hubby' doesn't matter anymore.

Aw crap, I didn't get the thread invite until just now. EIP if you're still feeling froggy. BTW I hope everything is okay with you and the hubby.

lennavan: Well, that would require me to recall whether they were 18+ at the time or not.

/also video cameras were not digital back then
//apparently im old

I just had a terrible thought. There might be semi-anonymous pictures of my junk floating around the Internet.

/Taken with a Sony Mavica
//I feel old because some folks in the thread wouldn't recognize the storage medium used by the Mavica
///3.5 inch floppies

If there's BIE still on offer, EIP, plz.

TIA.

AFL-CIO.

AFLAC.

starzman2003: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

Keep, and cover up their faces.

Or like in the movie uncle Buck. Just fold them out of the photo. :)

No no, I'd fold ME out of the photo. I looked pretty much just like Harry Potter. I don't really like Harry Potter and I've had LASIK since.

And covering up their faces seems wrong. It's not like I'm going to wack off to them. They were pretty, not sexy.

Themindboggles might be a southern porn star. And with cooking skills and pleasing her man she sounds like a catch.

/icame.jpeg

Came in to find GD is not around... :O/

/EIP

EIP

The Mind Boggles: got any good ones with asparagus? i want something different to add this year. i usually grill it with garlic.

Lightly blanching in salt water and finishing with light butter isn't terrible. I've also done them roasted (425 oven for 25-30 minutes) and tossed with salt, crumbled bacon and butter.

/I sound fat
//I'm not really
///if I ate like that every day I'd keel over the first time I tried to run in harness

stevejovi: If there's BIE still on offer, EIP, plz.

TIA.

AFL-CIO.

AFLAC.

Gesundheit.

Andrew Wiggin: BeesNuts: Have I stumbled into TF by accident? I just went back and read that thread and it's like reading an AIM chatlog from middle school.

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If I lose my job for that hysterical, but short-lived outburst, I'll be citing that post on my application for unemployment.

lennavan: starzman2003: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

Keep, and cover up their faces.

Or like in the movie uncle Buck. Just fold them out of the photo. :)

No no, I'd fold ME out of the photo. I looked pretty much just like Harry Potter. I don't really like Harry Potter and I've had LASIK since.

And covering up their faces seems wrong. It's not like I'm going to wack off to them. They were pretty, not sexy.

If they turned out to be terrible people anyway, what does their being pretty then matter now?

I was going to digitally remove (read: use MS paint to scribble over) my date anyway. An uncharged, faded, puke-green mohawk is just not attractive.

The My Little Pony Killer: An uncharged, faded, puke-green mohawk is just not attractive.

since when??

The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: starzman2003: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: /no, you're still not going to see my boobs

I'd settle for seeing you in the puffy prom dress.

Have to dig up the pictures at mom's house and scan them, but I don't see why that can't end up in my profile at some point.

Let me know when you do!

My mom actually just dropped off all of my old boxes of junk a few months ago. Haven't been through all of them yet but I did look through some of the old photos. It's tough, the girls I went to dances with were all really good lookin in their dresses. On the other hand, they all turned out to be terrible people on the inside. Haven't decided yet to keep or throw away.

Keep, and cover up their faces.

Or like in the movie uncle Buck. Just fold them out of the photo. :)

No no, I'd fold ME out of the photo. I looked pretty much just like Harry Potter. I don't really like Harry Potter and I've had LASIK since.

And covering up their faces seems wrong. It's not like I'm going to wack off to them. They were pretty, not sexy.

If they turned out to be terrible people anyway, what does their being pretty then matter now?

I was going to digitally remove (read: use MS paint to scribble over) my date anyway. An uncharged, faded, puke-green mohawk is just not attractive.

So a guy with a green Mohawk and a Harry Potter-esque self proclamation. Hmm. I'm thinking we need a before/after transformation here. Bad prom, and then now.

Cythraul: ciberido: Cythraul: ciberido: What exactly does one have to do to get on your pink list?

Be gay.

Do bisexuals count as gay in your book, and if not, what color do we get?

I dunno. I have yet to run into bisexuals on Fark. Lavender, I guess?

Well, we usually only hang out in the cool threads, so that might be why. But lavender works for me.

The My Little Pony Killer: If they turned out to be terrible people anyway, what does their being pretty then matter now?

Yeah, I don't know why I want to keep them. Probably bragging rights or something, a pile of pictures of my old girlfriends/dates. They didn't all turn out to be terrible people, I was just bein ridiculous.

Boeheimian Rhapsody: The My Little Pony Killer: An uncharged, faded, puke-green mohawk is just not attractive.

since when??

Fashion police decided last week. Sorry!

lennavan: The My Little Pony Killer: If they turned out to be terrible people anyway, what does their being pretty then matter now?

Yeah, I don't know why I want to keep them. Probably bragging rights or something, a pile of pictures of my old girlfriends/dates. They didn't all turn out to be terrible people, I was just bein ridiculous.

You never know when you might need to remember what they looked like.

bravian: Cythraul: I dunno. I have yet to run into bisexuals on Fark. Lavender, I guess?

I have yet to run into a real bisexual in real life - is "clear" a color?

Yeah, I probably wouldn't out myself to you in real life, either.

starzman2003: So a guy with a green Mohawk and a Harry Potter-esque self proclamation

Yeah but I had that look first. The hair was long because I didn't care and I never combed it. I only got it cut when it would get in my eyes and sometimes I'd cut the front myself just to stall going to the barber for another few weeks. The glasses, well I had glasses. Hell I even had a scar around my right eye brow from playing rugby.

Dude stole my look and then ruined it.

The Mind Boggles: this thread has been fun, i have things to take care of. have a good one, y'all!

Cheers!

And thank you!

The Mind Boggles:
/the 'hubby' doesn't matter anymore.




How have I survived this long without your emails in my inbox...................



sigh.....

lennavan: Dude stole my look and then ruined it.



Knows how you feel.

The Mind Boggles: ajt167: The Mind Boggles: Moonk: The Mind Boggles: URAPNIS: The Mind Boggles: lennavan: Andrew Wiggin: kellynoel: This is tiring.

it's entertaining the hell out of me.

Second. I appreciate your efforts.

*passes popcorn* its glorious.

*cuts strategic hole in bottom of bucket*

*waggles eyebrows*

and i do love for my popcorn to be extra coated in warm, salty.... ;)

Such a good Southern gal ;-)

/ever make that mock apple pie?
//your recipes for Thanksgiving turned out well
///EIP if the hubby is nodding today :-)

Moonk: The Mind Boggles: URAPNIS: The Mind Boggles: lennavan: Andrew Wiggin: kellynoel: This is tiring.

it's entertaining the hell out of me.

Second. I appreciate your efforts.

*passes popcorn* its glorious.

*cuts strategic hole in bottom of bucket*

*waggles eyebrows*

and i do love for my popcorn to be extra coated in warm, salty.... ;)

Such a good Southern gal ;-)

/ever make that mock apple pie?
//your recipes for Thanksgiving turned out well
///EIP if the hubby is nodding today :-)

glad to hear the recipes worked! they are some good ones. haven't tried the pie yet, i'm thinking it will be a hit at easter.

/the 'hubby' doesn't matter anymore.

Aw crap, I didn't get the thread invite until just now. EIP if you're still feeling froggy. BTW I hope everything is okay with you and the hubby.

things change for good reasons.

Whatever the situation is and whatever it turns out to be, I hope everything goes as well as or better than you hope.

Geez, I'm away for one day and look what I miss. This thread is a hoot!

/EIP

Just got back home after a long day at the hospital. Not a doctor - was in a car crash. Anybody want to ease the pain with some BIE? I can reciprocate with... what the hell can I offer now... groaning in agony? Yep. Groaning in agony.

/Limited time offer
//that's a lie
///EIP
//that's not

BIE still going around?

nodubs: BIE still going around?

It's a myth.

/probably not
//try again later