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(WPTV)   Trying to get your wife drunk because she won't leave you alone and then calling 911 so you can go on Facebook is apparently frowned upon by authorities   (wptv.com) divider line 15
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2012-03-22 08:21:53 AM  
Second time ?
 
2012-03-22 08:24:39 AM  
A MAN'S GOTTA WATER HIS farkING FARMVILLE PLANTS, biatch!
 
2012-03-22 08:26:39 AM  

Slartibartfaster: Second time ?


This was my first question of many.
 
2012-03-22 08:59:40 AM  
My first thought was, he's cheating on her.

My second thought was, if she's on his friends list, she'd be able to see for herself what's on his page.
 
2012-03-22 08:59:49 AM  
"Yeah, you say it's alright baby You don't care, But as soon as I indulge I get that icy stare;
You better change, I'm begging you please, 'cause if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave."

-George Thorogood
 
2012-03-22 09:01:23 AM  
Having fun is frowned upon by the authorities. Care to share anymore insights with us, huh?
 
2012-03-22 09:01:39 AM  

Brandyelf: My first thought was, he's cheating on her.

My second thought was, if she's on his friends list, she'd be able to see for herself what's on his page.


Private messages shouldn't be visible, even if you are friends. She wanted to see what's in his inbox.
 
2012-03-22 09:02:13 AM  
Dude, you're in Florida! Stand Your Ground, and shoot the biatch.
 
2012-03-22 09:04:49 AM  
My wife and I have conflicts over facebook usage all the time, but it usually consists of us hijacking each others pages if someone leaves their facebook account open.

She's changed my favorite television show to Golden Girls and favorite music to "JUSTIN BEIBER AND NOTHING ELSE" enough times that I should probably just leave it up there.
 
2012-03-22 09:05:21 AM  
Time for a divorce.

Seriously, he did the wrong thing and is going to jail for it but once he's out he needs to get away from this ultra busy body wife of his.

As long as he's not spending inappropriate amounts of time on there of course.
 
2012-03-22 09:07:27 AM  

CheekyMonkey: Dude, you're in Florida! Stand Your Ground, and shoot the biatch.


Understated, rational, and yet straight to the point. I like it.
 
2012-03-22 09:42:18 AM  

Mad-n-FL: "Yeah, you say it's alright baby You don't care, But as soon as I indulge I get that icy stare;
You better change, I'm begging you please, 'cause if you don't start drinkin' I'm gonna leave."

-George Thorogood


I like "You Talk too Much" a little better for this situation.
 
2012-03-22 09:43:49 AM  
Isn't 60 days in the clink a bit much for 'misusing 911'?
 
2012-03-22 09:46:46 AM  
 
2012-03-22 09:47:46 AM  

Nickster79: My wife and I have conflicts over facebook usage all the time, but it usually consists of us hijacking each others pages if someone leaves their facebook account open.

She's changed my favorite television show to Golden Girls and favorite music to "JUSTIN BEIBER AND NOTHING ELSE" enough times that I should probably just leave it up there.


That's awesome.
 
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