Dead for Tax Reasons: They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?

THIS

Keep your friends close, and your enemies on the dance floor.

Her parents are asking for it.

This thread will get 200 plus comments.

Approves.

/obscure, but only because the movie wasn't all that great

Britney Spear's Speculum: You are all pedophiles now.

Okay.

I bet the 12-15 year old boys in her school are loving that crowd. I'd bet $100 that each one of those girls has had a dick in her at least once, probably a lot more. They're acting like slutty college girls and they're not even in high school.

Dead for Tax Reasons: They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?

Done in 2.

'The idea for the dance floor came from that I love dancing, but I'm too old agoraphobic/married/lazy to go out.'

I'm 42 and I go dancing about once a month.

/white man
//can't dance
///but do it anyway

Tr0mBoNe: I sure hope she never has to deal with reality.

Well fark, Bristol had to....

Rich people have expensive homes and fancy toys. That isn't news to me.

A friend of mine has a fairly large dance floor in his rec room. I'm sure the one in the article is fancier - but they can afford it.

I saw this on Grand Designs, and the dance floor section was for Mum, they didn't even try to pretend it was for the kids at the time. Not to mention the dance floor was made out to be quite a bit more expensive than this article suggests. Looks like an oversized novelty gift to me, the sort that loses its novelty in less than two weeks and would normally end up in a rubbish bin, only that would be a bit hard to do with that floor. I guess you could just lay carpet over it.

Mrs Farrow adds: 'My friends think we're mad but they are very envious.'

No, I saw you on the show, you are most certainly mad and your house is ugly so I am certainly not envious.

WorldCitizen: Imagine the sex those girls are going to have in that room.

DING!

why the fark has clubbing become so farking popular?

/off my lawn

Ass_Master_Flash: why the fark has clubbing become so farking popular?

/off my lawn

I know, right? I was out clubbing people BEFORE it was cool.

Oh look, it's the daily mail trying to piss off the proles again. How every-farking-article-they-publish-ever of them.

Ass_Master_Flash: why the fark has clubbing become so farking popular?

Because the squeals the seals make when they get clocked; it's somewhat addicting.

Britney Spear's Speculum: Afraid your 12 year old daughter wants to go out clubbing? Build her a $1 million nightclub in your own house

Submitter fails on all levels
The entire house is £1m, the night club is not £1m a tacky living room with a thousand bucks of LEDs.

FTFY.

jingks: Gotta get down on a Friday.

/ but which seat will she take?

*zip* my lap is available.

Dead for Tax Reasons
They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?

Considering there doesn't seem to be a lot of skirt to begin with, it was probably a challenge to not take one.
Well, and this is the Daily Fail, so she probably handed that picture in together with 50 shots that weren't at all like that.

xl5150: Not $1 million; £1 million. That's about $1,587,800 as of today.

And that was the total cost of the house.

Britney Spear's Speculum: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x377]

You are all pedophiles now.

Then what was I before?

Teknowaffle: Britney Spear's Speculum: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x377]

You are all pedophiles now.

Then what was I before?

A Pederast? Fark I dunno. Had to pick something with a P on short notice.

Ass_Master_Flash: why the fark has clubbing become so farking popular?

/off my lawn

"become" ? When the fuch has clubbing NOT been popular ?

What they don't get is that you don't go to nightclubs just to dance. You go there to whore yourselves out or to look for potential mates! How can these kids prostitute themselves if their parents are always watching??? And what's this, no boys? So not only did they take away the freedom of the kids to choose their partner's gender, they are now forcing them to become lesbians!

GreenSun: What they don't get is that you don't go to nightclubs just to dance. You go there to whore yourselves out or to look for potential mates! How can these kids prostitute themselves if their parents are always watching??? And what's this, no boys? So not only did they take away the freedom of the kids to choose their partner's gender, they are now forcing them to become lesbians!

Throw in a keg Mom bought when they're 15 and see what happens.

James F. Campbell: [home.comcast.net image 379x214]

That is fantastic!

Dead for Tax Reasons: They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?

I'm no perv...and was just reading about how the DJ Dad probably got to write it off as a business epxense...but then noticed the angle of pics and how you can almost see underwear.

I'd be pissed if I was their parents but since they apparently built this for their daughter they probably aren't great parents to begin with.

Ian Hogarth?
Really? Perhaps seperated at birth?

hillary: Dead for Tax Reasons: They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?

Done in 2.

Really? I always thought upskirt pics showed more than legs.

/Agree that a more appropriate photo could have been used.

Huge Group of Girls new window, NSFW audio

Maybe this is the male mind vs the female mind...., but lets say you go over there, jump around for 20 minutes getting wowed by the light show on the floor and thumping music.... what then? Wouldn't you be done with that place? Wouldn't you bored to hell with it being just a flashy room? The next step would be inviting more people to it. Before you know it you'd become what you were trying to avoid...

As for this honestly....I'd be telling my daughter to go do her homework and then come downstair and help out with cleaning the dishes/or some other chore.... not buying her a nightclub. Man, are these parent making trouble for themselves down the road....I wonder who's idea this was more of... the mother or father?

Very true what was said about the up-skirt photography. Kind of odd allowing that as a parent...but its all pretty odd on a few levels.

Left to right:
Keep waiting - you're a little chunky, you too - keep waiting, 20 dollar cover, right this way Miss, 20 dollar cover.

Olympus Mons: Maybe this is the male mind vs the female mind...., but lets say you go over there, jump around for 20 minutes getting wowed by the light show on the floor and thumping music.... what then? Wouldn't you be done with that place? Wouldn't you bored to hell with it being just a flashy room? The next step would be inviting more people to it. Before you know it you'd become what you were trying to avoid...

As for this honestly....I'd be telling my daughter to go do her homework and then come downstair and help out with cleaning the dishes/or some other chore.... not buying her a nightclub. Man, are these parent making trouble for themselves down the road....I wonder who's idea this was more of... the mother or father?

Very true what was said about the up-skirt photography. Kind of odd allowing that as a parent...but its all pretty odd on a few levels.

It's not really upskirt photos. You can't even see any panties.

Mrs Farrow adds: 'My friends think we're mad but they are very envious.'

Well, maybee not just mad, rather "stupid" or "failing to understand what a nightclub actualy is".
Your friend may read this article, wich ad another layer of stupid.

LED-dancefloor? realy? how is it going to last with all the cigarette butts that get thrown on it?

Ass_Master_Flash: why the fark has clubbing become so farking popular?

/off my lawn

At least in the UK it seems to have become part of the whole drinking culture..And as someone from the
USA, who's not gay, I still do not understand the appeal of techno/dance music..

I'd love to party with those chicks. They wouldn't be able to resist my intoxicating, short-term-amnesic personality

/Approves

"Well, Mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill...

...and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers..."

KatjaMouse: [www.bionicdisco.com image 473x354]
/Approves

"Well, Mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill...

...and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers..."

Came gor the Jerk references.

Leaving happy!

DrWhy: snuff3r: Fools and their money...

...are soon partying.

So much win.

Mr. Shabooboo: Ass_Master_Flash: why the fark has clubbing become so farking popular?

/off my lawn

At least in the UK it seems to have become part of the whole drinking culture..And as someone from the
USA, who's not gay, I still do not understand the appeal of techno/dance music..

It's good for sex and mind altering substances and sex and keeps out the riff raff and other people you generally don't want to be around.