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(Daily Mail)   Afraid your 12 year old daughter wants to go out clubbing? Build her a $1 million nightclub in your own house (w/ WTF pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 143
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2012-03-21 09:06:20 PM  
I sure hope she never has to deal with reality.
 
2012-03-21 09:08:12 PM  
They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?
 
2012-03-21 09:22:55 PM  
No pole?
 
2012-03-21 09:22:58 PM  
Imagine the sex those girls are going to have in that room.
 
2012-03-21 09:25:37 PM  

WorldCitizen: Imagine the sex those girls are going to have in that room.


No, I'm sure he wouldn't let boys in.....Ooooooh.
 
2012-03-21 09:27:34 PM  
Damn it. I would make such a funny joke about Pedophelia if I could get away with it...
 
2012-03-21 09:35:56 PM  

cman: Damn it. I would make such a funny joke about Pedophelia if I could get away with it...


Yeah because everyone here is so classy and easily offended.
 
2012-03-21 09:37:11 PM  

Mugato: cman: Damn it. I would make such a funny joke about Pedophelia if I could get away with it...

Yeah because everyone here is so classy and easily offended.


I have been a bad boy so many times that I am afraid if I screw up again I may be perma-canned
 
2012-03-21 09:40:34 PM  

cman: Mugato: cman: Damn it. I would make such a funny joke about Pedophelia if I could get away with it...

Yeah because everyone here is so classy and easily offended.

I have been a bad boy so many times that I am afraid if I screw up again I may be perma-canned


Oh well. Not worth it then.
 
2012-03-21 09:45:04 PM  

Mugato: WorldCitizen: Imagine the sex those girls are going to have in that room.

No, I'm sure he wouldn't let boys in.....Ooooooh.


Who says they need boys?

And that the kids bedroom was adjacent caught my eye... four years, five tops before this good idea isn't-so-much.
 
2012-03-21 09:53:28 PM  
It's a rec-room, not a nightclub.

Unless of course, they charge exorbitant amounts for liquor, welcome in strangers off the street, and have a guy selling coke in the bathroom.
 
2012-03-21 09:56:56 PM  
Fools and their money...
 
2012-03-21 10:39:28 PM  

TommyymmoT: It's a rec-room, not a nightclub.

Unless of course, they charge exorbitant amounts for liquor, welcome in strangers off the street, and have a guy selling coke in the bathroom.


That'll be one hell of a sweet sixteen party.
 
2012-03-21 10:44:19 PM  
i gotta club they can
 
2012-03-21 11:07:10 PM  

SpikeStrip: i gotta club they can


/maces SpikeStrip
 
2012-03-21 11:13:11 PM  

susansto-helit: TommyymmoT: It's a rec-room, not a nightclub.

Unless of course, they charge exorbitant amounts for liquor, welcome in strangers off the street, and have a guy selling coke in the bathroom.

That'll be one hell of a sweet sixteen party.


I'm just trying to imagine how incredibly annoying a 16 year old girl on cocaine would be. It's a little horrifying.
 
2012-03-21 11:20:25 PM  
I'm thinking that every girl in that pic is just in training at home to be the girl that gives you a handy in a dark corner of a real club when they turn 18.

/nttawwt
 
2012-03-21 11:22:21 PM  

PeriRies: I'm thinking that every girl in that pic is just in training at home to be the girl that gives you a handy in a dark corner of a real club when they turn 18.

/nttawwt


Or be a Fark AW.

/those are the worst.
 
2012-03-21 11:41:07 PM  
How are they going to get the baby harp seals in that room?

images.nationalgeographic.com
 
2012-03-21 11:41:37 PM  
Because the whole point of clubbing is dancing.
 
2012-03-21 11:50:38 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: How are they going to get the baby harp seals in that room?

[images.nationalgeographic.com image 600x450]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-22 12:12:50 AM  
Parents did not think their cunning plan through - who's to stop them from throwing a party when they're away?
 
2012-03-22 12:31:13 AM  
Not $1 million; £1 million. That's about $1,587,800 as of today.
 
2012-03-22 12:33:49 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?


Those dresses were a bit high for twelve-ish (IMHO).

Playing an adult is more fun that being one.
 
2012-03-22 12:36:21 AM  
£1 million was for the entire house, not just the disco in the basement.
 
2012-03-22 01:47:46 AM  
Other plush features.include a bullet-proof front door

So, it's called Club Rape?
 
2012-03-22 02:06:10 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

You are all pedophiles now.
 
2012-03-22 02:08:13 AM  
home.comcast.net
 
2012-03-22 02:10:33 AM  
Yeah, that's not going to cause entitlement issues whatsoever.
 
2012-03-22 02:12:08 AM  
Afraid your 12 year old daughter wants to go out clubbing? Build her a $1 million nightclub in your own house

Submitter fails on all levels
The entire house is £1m, the night club is not £1m.
 
2012-03-22 02:12:57 AM  
In the Lake Arrowhead region of the San Bernardino Mountains in SoCal, the Messerschmitt family from Germany had a mansion on the lake for quite a long time. During the 1970s, they added a full-sized disco with one of their Messerschmitt fighters hanging from the ceiling.
 
2012-03-22 02:13:08 AM  
FTA: Their 16-year-old son Gil now enjoys honing his DJ skills while daughter Tilly, 12, regularly invites friends over for late-night clubbing sessions.

Yeah, I give it two years before one of her friends ends up pregnant.

also:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is that a gorilla in the upper right window?
 
2012-03-22 02:14:04 AM  

snuff3r: Fools and their money...


...are soon partying.
 
2012-03-22 02:18:34 AM  
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
 
2012-03-22 02:19:32 AM  
Gotta get down on a Friday.

/ but which seat will she take?
 
2012-03-22 02:22:50 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?


Look, if some skeezy photographer is going to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls, I'd rather they do it here at home where I know they'll be safe.
 
2012-03-22 02:23:58 AM  
Some music, ladies?

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-22 02:24:40 AM  
I hope the parents saved enough money to build the nursery they'll be needing soon.
 
2012-03-22 02:24:42 AM  

jingks: Gotta get down on a Friday.

/ but which seat will she take?


Reminded me of this, best version of the song ever.

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-22 02:25:08 AM  
Those parents are setting the stage to raise one very messed up girl. Just the kind I would have liked to meet back in the day. I'd have had those skirts over their heads .......

Well you get the picture. Oh wait.
 
2012-03-22 02:25:37 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: They want to keep the kids safe but they let the photographer in to take upskirt pics of 12y.o. girls?


You say that like it is a bad thing.
 
2012-03-22 02:26:23 AM  
Other plush features.include a bullet-proof front door.

You're protecting them from the wrong bullets.
 
2012-03-22 02:27:04 AM  

sno man: Mugato: WorldCitizen: Imagine the sex those girls are going to have in that room.

No, I'm sure he wouldn't let boys in.....Ooooooh.

Who says they need boys?


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2012-03-22 02:30:07 AM  
Money well spent. I know people make fun of parents who spoil their kids, but I'd do it too if I could.
 
2012-03-22 02:30:15 AM  
I like those. Little girls. They make me. feel. so good.

Damn you danny elfman!
 
2012-03-22 02:33:26 AM  

dahmers love zombie: Because People in power are Stupid: How are they going to get the baby harp seals in that room?

[images.nationalgeographic.com image 600x450]

[i.imgur.com image 358x185]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-22 02:33:49 AM  
Cant wait till they start posting their mock club videos on youtube.

/kidding?
 
2012-03-22 02:34:41 AM  

cman: Mugato: cman: Damn it. I would make such a funny joke about Pedophelia if I could get away with it...

Yeah because everyone here is so classy and easily offended.

I have been a bad boy so many times that I am afraid if I screw up again I may be perma-canned


Oh, don't be such a pussy.
 
2012-03-22 02:36:24 AM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Afraid your 12 year old daughter wants to go out clubbing? Build her a $1 million nightclub in your own house

Submitter fails on all levels
The entire house is £1m, the night club is not £1m.


This! How many people didn't rtfa? The whole house cost £1m and is now valued at £2.5m. The 'disco' would have cost a whole 30 grand or so, the picked up the floor on the cheap in china. So yeah, subbies a tard.
 
2012-03-22 02:37:16 AM  

cman: Damn it. I would make such a funny joke about Pedophelia if I could get away with it...


Wait, what are you trying to get away with? Making a joke or pedophelia?
 
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