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(News.com.au)   Teenagers are learning how to iron, sew and make the bed as part of a school curriculum designed to turn boys into "men". Pretty men with soft hands and delicate smiles that we know get all the girls   (news.com.au) divider line 280
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2012-03-21 06:21:32 PM
This is a great idea.
 
2012-03-21 06:25:35 PM
Sewing? They'd get this girl.
 
2012-03-21 06:30:38 PM
This are all manly arts. They need to include cooking. The woman who wrote this article has an axe to grind, and thwarts her effectiveness.

/toilet lid goes down, when not in use. always. no exceptions
 
2012-03-21 06:35:24 PM
I wish my school had this when I was a kid. Instead, I learned how to make shot gun racks and potato bins. I wonder as a single guy which one would have been more useful for me?
 
2012-03-21 06:47:54 PM
This = These.
/am to be speaking English, for first time
 
2012-03-21 06:58:17 PM
FTFA:

They even learn the answer to the age-old question of who pays for dinner on the first date. (Answer: Modern couples split the bill.)

Umm, no.
 
2012-03-21 08:21:26 PM
What soft-handed girly men who knew how sew might look like.

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2012-03-21 08:36:11 PM
The following should be a part of the curriculum for all boys:

Laundry
Ironing
Sewing
Cooking
Cunnilingus
Basic appliance maintenance
Basic auto maintenance
 
2012-03-21 08:36:40 PM
These are all good, basic life skills. I see they're also learning business etiquette, grooming and basic motor maintenance. I'd throw in some public speaking, and an introduction to credit cards and their traps.
 
2012-03-21 08:37:46 PM
And this is a bad thing why? They'll be more likely to use those skills in the real world than whatever they learned in shop class.
 
2012-03-21 08:46:17 PM
Men should know how to do these things. Sewing seams, buttons. Ironing shirts, pants, butterflies. Cooking water, macaroni and macaroni with cheese.


I know how to sew and cook. I can iron, but I'm not very good at it. I, more or less, put nice crisp edges on my wrinkles. I chalk it up to an overall incompetence.
 
2012-03-21 08:47:03 PM
Reminds me of a buddy of mine who went to Ranger School. The instructors divided them into different squads and made them sew these differently shaped reflective glyphs on the back of their rucksacks, so the instructors could tell them apart at night.

He said maybe 10% of the dudes could sew, and watching a bunch of macho Ranger candidates nearly break into tears when the instructors threatened to fail them if they didn't get their shiat sewn on, and get on the move within the next 5 minutes was hilarious.
 
2012-03-21 08:58:34 PM
Back in my day, we called this "home ec"
 
2012-03-21 09:10:53 PM
Odd, but these are skills that my Drill Instructor father taught me. Because these are skills that men need to know in the real world, as well as wiring a switch, splitting wood, starting a fire, skinning a rabbit, shining a boot, or changing a tire.

Strangely enough, the ladies sort of like a man who multiple skill sets.
 
2012-03-21 09:12:52 PM
Sgt Otter: Reminds me of a buddy of mine who went to Ranger School. The instructors divided them into different squads and made them sew these differently shaped reflective glyphs on the back of their rucksacks, so the instructors could tell them apart at night.

Read that as nutsacks. I knew Rangers were hardcore.
 
2012-03-21 09:19:59 PM
I have the ability to those things, just not the desire to
 
2012-03-21 09:23:55 PM
So, they're learning practical life skills and this makes them gay?
 
2012-03-21 09:25:19 PM
Babwa Wawa: Sgt Otter: Reminds me of a buddy of mine who went to Ranger School. The instructors divided them into different squads and made them sew these differently shaped reflective glyphs on the back of their rucksacks, so the instructors could tell them apart at night.

Read that as nutsacks. I knew Rangers were hardcore.


NO! BAD!

Even implied needle to balls is unacceptable.
 
2012-03-21 09:36:09 PM
Shostie: Cunnilingus

If this was one of the required courses when I was youger, I would've brought in a doctors note stating that my tongue cannot extend far enough to excell in this course.

/ then again, what are the chances of parents being okay with teens taking this course?
 
2012-03-21 09:36:35 PM
I learned how to do all these things. In the USMC. Hands, not so soft.
 
2012-03-21 09:36:35 PM
In to mention that these things are all covered in Basic Military Training, see that it's been covered, leaving pleasantly surprised.
 
2012-03-21 09:37:09 PM
Pretty men with soft hands and delicate smiles that we know get all the girls
www.poppowwow.com
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/wondering if this group, much like the Beatles, are dying in order of talent...
 
2012-03-21 09:37:47 PM
cooking, sewing, typing, etc. all skills learned by this man in the '60s.
I need a woman like a fish needs a bicycle.
 
2012-03-21 09:38:02 PM
I learned all that stuff in basic. I also learned how to treat stabs and bullet wounds, and how to make those same wounds in other people. My Uncle taught me well.
 
2012-03-21 09:38:47 PM
If your woman is always sewing your buttons and ironing your shirts, then she'll have no time to make you a ham sandwich.
 
2012-03-21 09:38:57 PM
I still remember the lessons I learned in 6th grade Home Ec. Sewing, cooking, writing checks, job interviewing, memorization techniques, probably a bunch of other stuff. One of the best classes I have ever taken in my life, before or since. I still use that information almost daily.
 
2012-03-21 09:39:28 PM
I learned how to sew about a year ago and I'm glad I did. Before whenever I'd rip a pair of pants or a shirt pocket I'd toss it and buy a replacement, now the sewing kit that I paid less than $10 for has saved me over $100 in new clothes.
 
2012-03-21 09:39:56 PM
I was going to say how these were things men should know how to do, so that they can be self reliant if need be.

But then, I looked at the pictures in the article, and I concur with the submitters assessment of the situation.
 
2012-03-21 09:40:18 PM
the toilet seat

Leave it how you want. Put it in the position you want it when you use it.

the dishes

Use paper plates.

the washing

Don't buy red socks. Duh.

the ironing

This is what dry cleaning is for.

the mopping

Mop the carpet? Are you retarded?
 
2012-03-21 09:40:25 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: FTFA:

They even learn the answer to the age-old question of who pays for dinner on the first date. (Answer: Modern couples split the bill.)

Umm, no.


Seriously. Was the whole article a troll? Or does the author want to justify that guys make her pay?
 
2012-03-21 09:41:07 PM
Gaywads!
 
2012-03-21 09:41:20 PM
vodka: I still remember the lessons I learned in 6th grade Home Ec. Sewing, cooking, writing checks, job interviewing, memorization techniques, probably a bunch of other stuff. One of the best classes I have ever taken in my life, before or since. I still use that information almost daily.

Guy I knew in HS got his first bank account and wrote out his first check to pay to the order of 'fiddy dollars'.
 
2012-03-21 09:41:40 PM
Those pansy boys should be doing something more manly. Something that will be applicable after high school, in real life. Like PE.
 
2012-03-21 09:42:48 PM
GAT_00: Babwa Wawa: Sgt Otter: Reminds me of a buddy of mine who went to Ranger School. The instructors divided them into different squads and made them sew these differently shaped reflective glyphs on the back of their rucksacks, so the instructors could tell them apart at night.

Read that as nutsacks. I knew Rangers were hardcore.

NO! BAD!

Even implied needle to balls is unacceptable.


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Ever seen "Serpent and the Rainbow" ? Just asking.


I was a latchkey kid before it was cool and could already do everything but sew which I had to learn in the Navy. The manly, manly Navy.
 
2012-03-21 09:44:09 PM
It's called learning how to be self-sufficient, dumbass.
 
2012-03-21 09:44:46 PM
So basically what some of you Farkers are saying is that "Real men" should go crying to the mommies when they need a button sewed on or a shirt ironed?
 
2012-03-21 09:45:14 PM
I wish I knew how to sew well. Things do rip or buttons pop off occasionally.
 
2012-03-21 09:45:57 PM
Old enough to know better: So basically what some of you Farkers are saying is that "Real men" should go crying to the mommies when they need a button sewed on or a shirt ironed?

No. That's what girlfriends and wives are for. The more the better too. I usually try to keep a couple of each at a time.
 
2012-03-21 09:46:49 PM
I do the majority of cooking and laundry in my home, but for the life of me I can't iron worth shiat. I've been patiently shown how a half dozen times, but it never sticks.

/CSB
 
2012-03-21 09:47:29 PM
All things you can teach yourself in an afternoon.
 
2012-03-21 09:47:47 PM
SilentStrider: Back in my day, we called this "home ec"

Came to say this.... We learned how to cook, sew, iron, etc. It was a required class that everyone had to take in the 8th grade.
 
2012-03-21 09:48:08 PM
You know where my grandpa learned that stuff? in the army, before he was sent to korea.
 
2012-03-21 09:48:47 PM
No, subby. Everyone knows if want a woman to swoon you KHITBASH! Amiright?
 
2012-03-21 09:48:50 PM
I'll admit that I can't sew. Mostly because I;m far sighted and can't thread a needle
 
2012-03-21 09:49:29 PM
I remember hearing once, that a school offered home-ec classes for boys, and none took it up. But they renamed it "Bachelor Arts" and the course filled up quick.

Meanwhile, here's The Home Economics Story. (new window, MST3K-style)
 
2012-03-21 09:50:45 PM
Step 1) Insist that women love "manly" men who are messy, foul-mouthed, beer-drinking sports fanatics with no applicable day-to-day life skills
Step 2) Discover that women in fact prefer clean, respectable men with practical skills that actually require effort
Step 3) Declare all women to be fussy, picky feminazis with sharp knees who wouldn't know a real man if he gave her a black eye
 
2012-03-21 09:51:36 PM
www.virtual-history.com

"YOU MIGHT'VE GOT MY GIRL BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET MY SOFT HAND....ARRRRGGGHHHH!!"

Thankfully, his vasoline-filled, gloved hand survived.
 
2012-03-21 09:51:50 PM
Being independent is not manly anymore?
 
2012-03-21 09:53:04 PM
Sewing will come in handy when they grow up, get married and have kids with smart mouths.
 
2012-03-21 09:53:04 PM
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, give oral pleasure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

-Robert A. Heinlein

/Enhanced for Shostie
 
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