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(USA Today)   Much to everyone's disappointment, the new brand for Kraft Foods means "delicious world" not "world lesbian"   (usatoday.com) divider line 98
    More: PSA, Mondelez International, Kraft Foods, Kraft, Oscar Mayer, Maxwell House, Northfield, Cadbury, Trident  
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2012-03-21 02:43:21 PM  
What's Latin for "lesbolicious"?
 
2012-03-21 02:46:48 PM  
Let's just get this out of the way right now:
www.saraismyfriend.com
 
2012-03-21 02:59:00 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Let's just get this out of the way right now:
[www.saraismyfriend.com image 400x336]


Well ...

1.bp.blogspot.com

This would make dinner time awkward.
 
2012-03-21 03:03:26 PM  
I am disappoint
 
2012-03-21 03:04:48 PM  
Sorry, you meant this.

/... slightly NSFW
 
2012-03-21 03:16:47 PM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: DarwiOdrade: Let's just get this out of the way right now:
[www.saraismyfriend.com image 400x336]

Well ...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 389x400]

This would make dinner time awkward.


No - that would make dinner time impossible.
 
2012-03-21 04:18:08 PM  
Kraft Foods (KFT) announced Wednesday that its new global snacks company will be named Mondelez International.

Aren't they in importing and exporting? And architecture?
 
2012-03-21 04:28:22 PM  
Walter Mondale was a lesbian?

This is what I've learned so far.
 
2012-03-21 04:47:59 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Let's just get this out of the way right now:
[www.saraismyfriend.com image 400x336]


I was expecting this.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-21 04:48:19 PM  
Is it supposed to sound vaguely Hispanic?
 
2012-03-21 04:49:32 PM  
Bite my wax tadpole.
wessmedia.com
/actually, I'd rather bite hers
 
2012-03-21 04:49:36 PM  
pics.blameitonthevoices.com
 
2012-03-21 04:49:39 PM  
Dunno subs, but I would think it meant large dyke.
 
2012-03-21 04:50:08 PM  
Moon Lesbians!
 
2012-03-21 04:50:14 PM  

Treygreen13: DarwiOdrade: Let's just get this out of the way right now:
[www.saraismyfriend.com image 400x336]

I was expecting this.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x295]


Damn you! I knew I took too long searching for that pic.
 
2012-03-21 04:51:11 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Moon Lesbians!


Space Lesbians From Planet Y!
 
2012-03-21 04:51:24 PM  
Dick Van Dyke unavailable for comment.
 
2012-03-21 04:53:19 PM  

Calm Down You Spaz: Is it supposed to sound vaguely Hispanic?


Just worldly, because they want to target markets in developing countries.

The Kraft brand might not test well in those places.
 
2012-03-21 04:54:20 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Let's just get this out of the way right now:
[www.saraismyfriend.com image 400x336]


You mean girls really kiss other girls?
Ewwwww
 
2012-03-21 04:54:43 PM  
Was looking forward to tuna-flavored Oreos ...
 
2012-03-21 04:54:49 PM  
www.shirtofun.com
 
2012-03-21 04:55:02 PM  
Trolls open the Fark Politics Tab Portal to Hell in 3... 2... 1...
 
2012-03-21 04:55:07 PM  
i529.photobucket.com

http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd336/fr_slingsandarrows/lesbians. j pg?t=1258926759
 
2012-03-21 04:55:21 PM  

meat0918: Calm Down You Spaz: Is it supposed to sound vaguely Hispanic?

Just worldly, because they want to target markets in developing countries.

The Kraft brand might not test well in those places.


they claimed it was based on Latin... so, of course it will have some familiarity with the latin based language speaking world. not to mention, much of the western world is familiar enough with romance languages that it will not very distant.
 
2012-03-21 04:56:08 PM  
So are they crack snackers or snack crackers?
 
2012-03-21 04:56:45 PM  
urlybits.com

/oblig
 
2012-03-21 04:57:41 PM  
I admit, I lol'd.
 
2012-03-21 04:58:22 PM  

the-meter-man: So are they crack snackers or snack crackers?


web.mit.edu
 
2012-03-21 04:58:58 PM  
More self hating Americans. They're ashamed of using "Kraft Foods" worldwide? Fark 'em...
 
2012-03-21 04:59:06 PM  

Shakespeare's Monkey: DarwiOdrade: Let's just get this out of the way right now:
[www.saraismyfriend.com image 400x336]

Well ...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 389x400]

This would make dinner time awkward.


Check out the red lipstick---but that's not a lipstick lesbian!
 
2012-03-21 04:59:30 PM  
Dammit Gameshowhost. I never get to these stupid threads in time.
 
2012-03-21 05:00:52 PM  

Scurvy Dog: Dick Van Dyke unavailable for comment.



Is Connie Van Dyke available for comment?
 
2012-03-21 05:02:53 PM  
It's even better with a theta. *Best Hank Azaria voice* Mon-deleththththththth
 
2012-03-21 05:03:25 PM  

DarwiOdrade: Let's just get this out of the way right now:
[www.saraismyfriend.com image 400x336]


Those aren't lesbians, they're bi-curious.

/Which is kinda like a fattie in an all-you-can-eat buffet
 
2012-03-21 05:06:02 PM  
If it were spelt "Mondeliz" I might consider pronouncing it correctly.

But not this way.

/crack snackers!
//snerk
///+1
 
2012-03-21 05:07:30 PM  

mark12A: More self hating Americans. They're ashamed of using "Kraft Foods" worldwide? Fark 'em...


Well, if they want to spinoff the snack division and call it something else, whatever. But Mondelez? Jesus Christ, do they have to change the name of everything these days just to be hip with foreigners?

What's wrong with, you know, Nabisco? Isn't that what Kraft Foods snack division is called now? It says it right there ON THE OREO PACKAGE!
 
2012-03-21 05:14:36 PM  

ArkAngel: What's Latin for "lesbolicious"?


Delezlez?
 
2012-03-21 05:15:22 PM  
What do you think a World Lesbian would look like? This should be a photo contest thread.

/bet she's a great french kisser
 
2012-03-21 05:15:50 PM  
Rick Santorum to call for boycott in 3... 2...
 
2012-03-21 05:16:20 PM  

Hunter_S_Thompson: mark12A: More self hating Americans. They're ashamed of using "Kraft Foods" worldwide? Fark 'em...

Well, if they want to spinoff the snack division and call it something else, whatever. But Mondelez? Jesus Christ, do they have to change the name of everything these days just to be hip with foreigners?

What's wrong with, you know, Nabisco? Isn't that what Kraft Foods snack division is called now? It says it right there ON THE OREO PACKAGE!


You mispronounced Hydrox.
 
2012-03-21 05:16:48 PM  
As long as they keep churning this food-like substance out, I don't care what they're called.

www.iheartpublix.com
 
2012-03-21 05:17:27 PM  
Mona Lisa wanted for pictures on snack packaging.
 
2012-03-21 05:21:07 PM  
Thought it meant Mons de Lez

www.williamcruse.com
 
2012-03-21 05:23:10 PM  
Did a GIS for Oreo related nonsense...was not disappointed.

www.thepeoplescube.com
 
2012-03-21 05:24:41 PM  
Will they make middle aged interracial lesbian couple breakfast cereal?
 
2012-03-21 05:32:33 PM  
International Tuna and Taco, Ltd.
 
2012-03-21 05:35:32 PM  
In other news, Kraft apparently makes 90% of the "food" in your local Spaceway.
 
2012-03-21 05:35:38 PM  
Why do this? Then you have a brand no one knows. Is it some kind of lawsuit protection.
 
2012-03-21 05:36:18 PM  
How is it that nobody pointed this out yet?

TFark (new window)
 
2012-03-21 05:36:52 PM  

Organic Chemistry: How is it that nobody pointed this out yet?

TFark (new window)


Was wondering that myself.
 
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