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(Some Caveman)   Kirk Cameron's board game: "True or False? Prehistoric man may have sometimes lived in caves." "False. [...] Since the first man is mentioned in the Bible's historical record, there has never been a prehistoric man"   (ncse.com) divider line 323
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2012-03-21 01:15:08 PM

jst3p: Andrew Wiggin: mbillips: Man, I'm glad I'm too old to have watched "Growing Pains." I had to look Kirk Cameron up on imdb.

it was a cool show. the dad was a ob/gyn and the mom was a lawyer. denise was my fave.

No, you are thinking of Cheers. Growing Pains was about the two hippie parents who end up with Alex P Keaton, a young Republican, as a son. They also have a retarded daughter named Punky.


No, you're thinking of The Facts of Life, and you forgot Dudley, who was molested in a bike shop by the guy who played Mr. Whipple on toilet paper commercials. Growing Pains featured Leslie Neilsen, who adopted Webster, and had a daughter from before, played by Nancy McKeon.
 
2012-03-21 01:15:29 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: And FARK's baffling campaign to keep Kirk Cameron relevant continues.

Why the f*ck are you people so obsessed with this guy?


Because a significant portion of the Conservative Christian movement, and therefore the Republican politicians who represent it, think exactly the same way he does.

Calling attention to it is no more an "obsession" than "obsessing" over a cancer that's eating your brain.
 
2012-03-21 01:15:50 PM

topcon: Growing Pains sucked ass, too. Is it even surprising? It clearly turned Kirk into a raging idiot. Childhood exposure to Alan Thicke is actually listed a as a risk factor for postnatal retardation in DSM-IV.


Thicke actually zinged him pretty good recently. "Someone needs to tell Kirk there are books other than the Bible."
 
2012-03-21 01:15:55 PM
So there's this person called God ... who is a person, a thinking, feeling, acting person ... the model for humans in fact, with all their thinking, and feeling, and acting ... and he was never born ... and never dies ... hasn't married ... is a single father ... three distinct and real and separate people in one, somehow ... perfect in every way despite the fact that almost all emotions are imperfections such as fear, hate, etc. ... but doesn't really have a beard or other primary or secondary sexual characteristics ... but we know he is a Father and not a Mother because of something or other ... and he loves Everybody ... and he hates all sin and sinners ... although we are all sinners ... and he planted a Garden eastward of some unnamed and undefined spot, probably in Jerusalem ... and put the first man and the first woman in it ... but never intended them to have sex or grow old or die... because he planted the Tree of Knowledge in the Garden and forbade them to eat of it least they acquire Knowledge of Good and Evil, which means sex, and thus die ... and he also planted the Tree of Life there ... and didn't mention it at all until they broke his rule against eating of the Tree of Knowledge, on the advice of a talking snake who was really the greatest and most glorious of all God's angels until he sinned and rebelled ... and they knew they were naked ... and what sex was all about? perhaps ... so he booted them out after one day in Eden ... (major fail, that, you would think) ... because he was (in the plural, although He is One) afraid they would ALSO eat of the Tree of Life, which he never forbade them to eat of, and become as gods (although there's only one of those, and He's it). And this is all the literal, factual truth although none of it would make the least sense to an intelligent ten year old. Oh, and this God person is omniscient but never saw Sin and Death coming, and omnipotent but does nothing about Sin and Death except slaughter himself, which is to say his son, who art Motherless in Heaven and on Earth due to his human mother being a virgin still, yea unto this day ... and also benevolent, although from the book of Genesis two onwards, his behaviour suggests otherwise, not to mention all of nature and history thus far. Which is three reasons not to plant the farking Trees in Eden in the first place, even if it made sense for that kind of God to go around planting gardens for his own pleasure and for humans to be permanent unpaid labour in.

This is what Christians believe. Also, most of what Jews and Muslims and Mormons and a large number of loony cultists believe.

OK. Let's just back away slowly. Don't make any sudden moves around the Loonies.

But we all know all that story. Some of us just have more cognitive dissonance in their heads than others.

IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FARKING NARRATIVE, LOGICAL, SCIENTIFIC OR EVEN THEOLOGICAL SENSE, DAMMIT!
 
2012-03-21 01:16:34 PM

jst3p: Bartleby the Scrivener: jst3p: Andrew Wiggin: mbillips: Man, I'm glad I'm too old to have watched "Growing Pains." I had to look Kirk Cameron up on imdb.

it was a cool show. the dad was a ob/gyn and the mom was a lawyer. denise was my fave.

No, you are thinking of Cheers. Growing Pains was about the two hippie parents who end up with Alex P Keaton, a young Republican, as a son. They also have a retarded daughter named Punky.

No. you are thinking of Mr. Belvedere. Growing Pains was about the dad who drew the space cow cartoon and had the whacky neighbor who ended up on some game show.

You are thinking of Night Court. Mr. Belvedere was about a puppet that came from the planet Melmac to eat a lot of pussy. Pretty edgy for the 80's


darn, you are right. the internet is completed.
 
2012-03-21 01:17:27 PM
Ahhhh skycake, why do you have to be so delicious?
 
2012-03-21 01:17:55 PM

BurnShrike: chaos731: That was so fundamentally retarded, it broke the intarwebs:

XML Parsing Error: unexpected parser state
Location: jar:file:///C:/Program%20Files%20(x86)/Mozilla%20Firefox/omni.ja!/chro me/toolkit/content/global/netError.xhtml
Line Number 347, Column 68: &connectionFailure.longDesc;

Our Father, who art in memory,
Virtual be your name.
Your bit stream come, your mark-up be done,
On Earth as it is in binary.
Give us this day our daily news,
And forgive us our torrents,
As we have also forgiven MegaUpload.
And lead us not into Reddit,
But deliver us from goatse.
Amen.

Does it work now?


I like you. I really like you.
 
2012-03-21 01:17:55 PM

doubled99: As an atheist, i don't understand why religous people don't just accept all the scientific theories and incorporate them into their God myths.
Yes, there were prehistoric people, Adam and Eve were the first ones,
Evolution and the Big bang? God's way of Creating.
Why is that so hard? It seems it would at least keep them in the argument.


Well, according to Genesis, God created man in a separate, special ac of creation. and only through this act did man receive a soul. You see (non-human) animals do not have soils according to Genesis. Evolution says that we are nothing but the latest species in our line of apes. Which means are nothing more than "animals". Which means we don't have souls. Which means we are not God's BFFs. Which means that we don't survive death. Which means we don't get to go to Heaven. Which means we do pass Go. We do not collect $200.00.
 
2012-03-21 01:18:31 PM

Uncle Tractor: Rev. Skarekroe: You hear it from atheists too, sometimes (The Soviet Union wasn't an atheist dictatorship because they worshiped Communism).

Are you trolling or just not bright enough to understand the difference between communism and atheism?


Neither. I think you're missing the point by several miles.
 
2012-03-21 01:18:49 PM

The Wizard of Frobozz: I like you. I really like you.


Well I like you too, but I do feel the need to see other people.
 
2012-03-21 01:20:02 PM
Being raised Catholic, I get offended when Protestants say Catholics are not Christian....

To me it's always been really simple. Do you believe in Christ? Yes? ok you're in.

if not, then you're not. pretty simple. no fundy overtones to it at all.

This "born again" shiat is just that, shiat more of us vs. them.

Kirk, sorry, you are so sad, your faith in the bible is blinding you to the real world. How is one holy book more holy than any other holy book?

This post is the one true faith, because it says so in this post.
 
2012-03-21 01:20:04 PM
The Cavendish banana is a result of an anthropogenic program of genetic modification designed to give the fruit a voluminous, sweet, seedless flesh and a hardy skin.

It came into existence approximately 200,000 years after modern man did.
 
2012-03-21 01:21:22 PM
Fireproof is the most unintentionally hilarious movie ever. If you haven't seen it, you're really missing out.
 
2012-03-21 01:21:56 PM

BurnShrike: The Wizard of Frobozz: I like you. I really like you.

Well I like you too, but I do feel the need to see other people.


you better.
 
2012-03-21 01:23:16 PM

The First Noel: Being raised Catholic, I get offended when Protestants say Catholics are not Christian....

To me it's always been really simple. Do you believe in Christ? Yes? ok you're in.

if not, then you're not. pretty simple. no fundy overtones to it at all.


As I understand it the biggest beef Protestants have with Catholics is the whole praying to Mary bit, which is a no-no according to all interpretations of the Bible...except for the Catholics who invent a loophole to explain it away as legit.
 
2012-03-21 01:23:36 PM
Guy will come out in 5 years and ruin everything that he's accomplished by saying all of you are punk'd. Excuse me...I mean he'll actually be a superhero for making the right mouth breathers and the left mouth breathers unite in hatred because they are ALL so entirely ignorant.

/RON PAUL!!!
 
2012-03-21 01:23:53 PM

Cyberluddite: Their view is that that "days" discussed in Genesis where it talks about the "days" in which God created the earth are conceptual and don't mean "24 hours" (how can there be 24-hour "days" when there wasn't a sun, or an earth that revolves once every 24 hours?) and that, in God time, a "day" can be billions of years of earth time;


I think that's even too specific. The whole thing is just the Jewish myth of Creation, which boils down to "God created the universe." Boom. The specific details about days/order of things/ribs, etc. are inconsequential, except as they make a theological point (e.g., God calls each individual act of creation "good" except for humans which He calls "very good"). The Jews were just trying, like every other culture, to make some sense of their world and did it, like every other ancient culture, through myth and stories. As Tolkein put it (and I'm paraphrasing here), it doesn't make the stories "a lie", per se; the myths instead reveal a fundamental truth they found in the world.

I actually think it's kinda sad that biblical literalists lock themselves into the details of the text without seeing the broader meaning behind the story.
 
2012-03-21 01:24:20 PM
The tokens are plastic brains.

i105.photobucket.com

I'm impressed that they made them actual size.
 
2012-03-21 01:25:24 PM

SkunkWerks: Queensowntalia: Eddie Adams from Torrance: True or False: God is so powerful, that He can create a Burrito that is so hot that even He cannot eat it.

My microwave can do that.

Your microwave can eat a burrito?

Why the hell would you want a microwave that does that?


Cool party trick?

And a handy disposal system if I could get it to eat other things too, like drugs when the cops come calling. Or bodies.
Although I'm not sure I'd want to harbor a man-eating microwave.
 
2012-03-21 01:26:22 PM

SkunkWerks: "don't" is not a meme.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-21 01:26:27 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Neither. I think you're missing the point by several miles.


Well then maybe you should expand upon it for clarification purposes, because it sure looked like you were pulling the old "atheist death toll" bullshiat by pretending that killing people "because god told me to" is the same as killing people when you happen to be an atheist.

AFAIK, nobody ever committed genocide because there is no god. Lots of people have committed and continue to commit genocide because they think some god wants them to.
 
2012-03-21 01:27:06 PM

The First Noel: Being raised Catholic, I get offended when Protestants say Catholics are not Christian...


They kind of have to. The fact that so many Catholics refuse to accept their interpretation of the faith threatens the validity of their faith.
 
2012-03-21 01:27:52 PM
Parker Brothers' No Clue.
 
2012-03-21 01:28:23 PM

Testiclaw: One could extrapolate his banana-hand-comfort-grip hypothesis and easily arrive at the meandick-mouth-comfort-fit conclusion.


Ever notice that a banana is perfect size and shape to fit in your butthole?

Ever notice that bananas and coconuts both grow in the same tropical climates? And that coconut oil is the ideal lubricant for fitting a banana into your butthole?
 
2012-03-21 01:30:31 PM

poot_rootbeer: Ever notice that a banana is perfect size and shape to fit in your butthole?

Ever notice that bananas and coconuts both grow in the same tropical climates? And that coconut oil is the ideal lubricant for fitting a banana into your butthole?


Go on...
 
2012-03-21 01:30:31 PM

poot_rootbeer: Ever notice that a banana is perfect size and shape to fit in your butthole?

Ever notice that bananas and coconuts both grow in the same tropical climates? And that coconut oil is the ideal lubricant for fitting a banana into your butthole?


Err, not until now, no.
 
2012-03-21 01:30:54 PM

Queensowntalia: like drugs when the cops come calling


those are supposed to go in your hoo-hah.
 
2012-03-21 01:31:47 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: swaniefrmreddeer: My Catholic friends get pissed when I call them christians, they want nothing to do with those crazy fundies.

There's a difference between Christians and CHRISTIANS!

/There are also a disturbing number of of CHRISTIAN! Catholics out there too.
//Rick Santorum, if you will.



I prefer the term "Christianist." It does good job of highlighting how the church/religion itself became the focus of the religion instead of the teachings of Jesus. It's very much about self-promotion of "the club" more so than devotion to any teachings or living a life according to Christ-ian principles..

That's why they focus on stupid bullshiat like "nuh uh, evolution is a lie! You science people are stupid" rather than "hmmm, I wonder how I could be doing to help my neighbor"

It's become a celebration of Christians rather than a celebration of Christ. It's worship of self dressed up with some off-handed cheap and easy lip service to God/Jesus/Creator.

The Christianist Takeover (new window)
 
2012-03-21 01:32:16 PM

Mishno: He also said that the photons of light coming from stars farther than 6000 light years away from earth were created "in transit". I guess we can't disprove his statement.


A lot of the most interesting philosophy and science has come after no longer assuming that your friend said that, and you were created with the memories of that statement already put in your brain. Just sayin.
 
2012-03-21 01:33:35 PM

Testiclaw: One could extrapolate his banana-hand-comfort-grip hypothesis and easily arrive at the meandick-mouth-comfort-fit conclusion.


Did you say hand banana?

www.earlstees.com

/hotlink
 
2012-03-21 01:35:19 PM
WHAR BEVETS? WHAR??!
 
2012-03-21 01:35:22 PM

Andrew Wiggin: BurnShrike: The Wizard of Frobozz: I like you. I really like you.

Well I like you too, but I do feel the need to see other people.

you better.


You don't talk to me for months, or even click the "Funny" button on my posts, but you expect me to continue coming over late at night to help you ejaculate all the gay from your body? Pfft. Typical man.
 
2012-03-21 01:35:32 PM
OK Chaps, thought we'd covered this but apparently some of you didn't get the memo.

Bible stories are fables, they are morality tales to be told to children so that they grow up with a pretty decent sence of right and wrong. They are pretty good at it too and it's worked for centuries.

Not supposed to be taken literally though.

Sorry to have to go back over old business like this, hope we're all now singing off the same hymme sheet.

Carry on.
 
2012-03-21 01:36:45 PM
How to troll Kirk Cameron:

KC: Catholics are not Christians

TF: Simon Peter answered, "You are the Messiah, the Son of the living God."
17 Jesus replied, "Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in heaven. 18 And I tell you that you are Peter,[a] and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. 19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be[c] bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be[d] loosed in heaven."

KC: Derp

TF: Problem? lulz
 
2012-03-21 01:37:27 PM
In the end, it's only our relationship with each other and God that gives our lives any meaning.

There is so much hate in many of the atheist posts here today. I have to wonder what kind of terrible experience they must have had with so-called Christians.

Matthew 18:6 If anyone causes someone who believe in me to doubt, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.
 
2012-03-21 01:37:58 PM

halfof33: How to troll Kirk Cameron:

KC: Catholics are not Christians

TF: Simon Peter answered, "You are the Messiah, the Son of the living God."
17 Jesus replied, "Blessed are you, Simon son of Jonah, for this was not revealed to you by flesh and blood, but by my Father in heaven. 18 And I tell you that you are Peter,[a] and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades will not overcome it. 19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be[c] bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be[d] loosed in heaven."

KC: Derp

TF: Problem? lulz


Looks like old Peter loosed the bold tag there.
 
2012-03-21 01:38:45 PM

Splinshints: The latest entry in the "Intelligent Design" is Creationism file, the board game Intelligent Design vs Evolution, is a Ken Ham-endorsed, William Dembski-approved cornucopia of bad science and fundamentalist propaganda (see http://www.uncommondescent.com/evolution/id-the-board-game/). The game is the creation of Ray Comfort and television's Kirk Cameron (Growing Pains), who beam beatifically out from five of the box's six sides. It combines young-earth biblical literalism with generic anti-evolutionism with a touch of proselytizing, all wrapped up in a package that is aesthetically pleasing but scientifically bankrupt.


But, but, I thought that "Intelligent Design" was just a non-religious movement comprised of scientists who objected to evolution, not a re-branding of evangelical and young-earth creationist rhetoric!

/ No, not really
// Still, it is nice to see them stop even trying to pretend that they're different movements
 
2012-03-21 01:39:27 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: In the end, it's only our relationship with each other and God that gives our lives any meaning.

There is so much hate in many of the atheist posts here today. I have to wonder what kind of terrible experience they must have had with so-called Christians.

Matthew 18:6 If anyone causes someone who believe in me to doubt, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.


If I said I had a personal relationship with Zeus, would you think I was delusional?
 
2012-03-21 01:39:28 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Mr. Cat Poop: Contrabulous Flabtraption: sigdiamond2000: Contrabulous Flabtraption: And FARK's baffling campaign to keep Kirk Cameron relevant continues.

Why the f*ck are you people so obsessed with this guy?

Because he's hilarious? I mean, Christ, the banana, the duckagator, the Subway sandwiches...

The guy's a f*cking goldmine.

I'd agree if KC threads were largely jocular. But they aren't. Instead, hundreds of farkers spend hours vilifying this has-been nobody that shouldn't concern anyone in the least.

Because he actually does influence a lot of people that think just like him. I know. My wife went nutso a few years a go and became one of these moron fundies. She thinks Kirk is a genius. She was normal when I married her, but this asshole, and his asshole buddy Ray Comfort, keep saying things that are ignorant, and bigoted, and retarded, and completely untrue. And idiots believe him. And they vote.

Wow, sounds like your problems run a hell of a lot deeper than Kirk Cameron.

/hahahahaha - you're actually blaming KIRK CAMERON for your shiatty f*cking life.


i don't think he is blaming kirk.... just that people like kirk make it easier for others to go off the derp end because people are pack animals and "if someone ELSE believes this jesus crap then I am not alone and not crazy!"

people like kirk need to be mocked and made fun of every chance we get so that others can see the lunacy - "oh well everyone else thinks that guy is nuts... maybe I do too". That is much better than "well everyone else seems to think kirk is smart and has a good grasp on reality! i should listen to him!"
 
2012-03-21 01:39:46 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Mr. Cat Poop: Contrabulous Flabtraption: sigdiamond2000: Contrabulous Flabtraption: And FARK's baffling campaign to keep Kirk Cameron relevant continues.

Why the f*ck are you people so obsessed with this guy?

Because he's hilarious? I mean, Christ, the banana, the duckagator, the Subway sandwiches...

The guy's a f*cking goldmine.

I'd agree if KC threads were largely jocular. But they aren't. Instead, hundreds of farkers spend hours vilifying this has-been nobody that shouldn't concern anyone in the least.

Because he actually does influence a lot of people that think just like him. I know. My wife went nutso a few years a go and became one of these moron fundies. She thinks Kirk is a genius. She was normal when I married her, but this asshole, and his asshole buddy Ray Comfort, keep saying things that are ignorant, and bigoted, and retarded, and completely untrue. And idiots believe him. And they vote.

Wow, sounds like your problems run a hell of a lot deeper than Kirk Cameron.

/hahahahaha - you're actually blaming KIRK CAMERON for your shiatty f*cking life.


No, I'm explaining why people still enjoy biatching about him. He's representative of the entire culture. I don't blame Kirk for anything. I blame motherhood, because my wife went bat-shiat crazy after giving birth. I have noticed it in other new moms as well. Other than that, I have a pretty kick ass life. I work at an awesome place of science and discovery, I have beautiful daughters, I'm healthy, I live in a great city, and I have a larger than average cock. My wife being Jesusy wouldn't even be an issue if the Republicans had any goddamn smart people running for election.
 
2012-03-21 01:41:00 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: In the end, it's only our relationship with each other and God that gives our lives any meaning.

There is so much hate in many of the atheist posts here today. I have to wonder what kind of terrible experience they must have had with so-called Christians.

Matthew 18:6 If anyone causes someone who believe in me to doubt, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.


So advocating the terrifying murder of non-believers isn't hatred? That quote you provided us with is enough for most of us to have a pretty big dislike of bronze age myths.
 
2012-03-21 01:41:09 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Whether or not God created the universe 6000 years ago or not, it has very little bearing on anyone's day to day life. You choose to do good or you choose to sin, and that's what matters.

The only unforgivable sin is to die in rejection of God.


So let me get this straight, the petulant invisible old man in the clouds, which created me and gave me free will, is going to punish me for using it?
 
2012-03-21 01:41:30 PM

Hickory-smoked: Contrabulous Flabtraption: And FARK's baffling campaign to keep Kirk Cameron relevant continues.

Why the f*ck are you people so obsessed with this guy?

Because a significant portion of the Conservative Christian movement, and therefore the Republican politicians who represent it, think exactly the same way he does.

Calling attention to it is no more an "obsession" than "obsessing" over a cancer that's eating your brain.


I am a firm believer that most people in the media and in control of the government think no such thing. They just know that most people are stupid and most people eat that god garbage up... so they feed it to them.
 
2012-03-21 01:42:55 PM

Egoy3k: AverageAmericanGuy: In the end, it's only our relationship with each other and God that gives our lives any meaning.

There is so much hate in many of the atheist posts here today. I have to wonder what kind of terrible experience they must have had with so-called Christians.

Matthew 18:6 If anyone causes someone who believe in me to doubt, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.

So advocating the terrifying murder of non-believers isn't hatred? That quote you provided us with is enough for most of us to have a pretty big dislike of bronze age myths.


Pssst. He's a troll. You bit.
 
2012-03-21 01:43:13 PM

Decados: AverageAmericanGuy: Whether or not God created the universe 6000 years ago or not, it has very little bearing on anyone's day to day life. You choose to do good or you choose to sin, and that's what matters.

The only unforgivable sin is to die in rejection of God.

So let me get this straight, the petulant invisible old man in the clouds, which created me and gave me free will, is going to punish me for using it?


god gave you free will so that worship is a choice.

god wants you to discard your free will and blindly believe.

or so they want you to believe.

/horse poop
 
2012-03-21 01:43:23 PM

SN1987a goes boom: swaniefrmreddeer: stpauler: "True or False? The people who waged war in the 'Crusades' were Christians." "False. The Crusaders were misguided Roman Catholic zealots."

And as we all know, Catholics are not Christians.

My Catholic friends get pissed when I call them christians, they want nothing to do with those crazy fundies.

Which ones are the fundies?


They are Irish Canadian, so they tend to worship beer more than jesus.
 
2012-03-21 01:44:31 PM

BurnShrike: Egoy3k: AverageAmericanGuy: In the end, it's only our relationship with each other and God that gives our lives any meaning.

There is so much hate in many of the atheist posts here today. I have to wonder what kind of terrible experience they must have had with so-called Christians.

Matthew 18:6 If anyone causes someone who believe in me to doubt, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.

So advocating the terrifying murder of non-believers isn't hatred? That quote you provided us with is enough for most of us to have a pretty big dislike of bronze age myths.

Pssst. He's a troll. You bit.


Well at least I'm not the only one, still the meme about what trolls believe is pretty much accurate in this place.
 
2012-03-21 01:45:19 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: Neither. I think you're missing the point by several miles.


That's probably the case. Sorry. B/
 
2012-03-21 01:46:11 PM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Little known fact: the every man in the Bibble spoke English.


How is Bibble formed?
 
2012-03-21 01:46:29 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: In the end, it's only our relationship with each other and God that gives our lives any meaning.

There is so much hate in many of the atheist posts here today. I have to wonder what kind of terrible experience they must have had with so-called Christians.

Matthew 18:6 If anyone causes someone who believe in me to doubt, it would be better for him to have a large millstone hung around his neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.


You may fool the others, but I'm on to you....
 
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