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2012-03-21 03:38:10 PM
12 votes:
when Zaffina first started playing pickup games in 2009 with him and a few others at the Robin Hood Pub in Sherman Oaks, Zaffina "was clean-cut, well-spoken but cocky and seemed very insecure about himself. Every time he threw a bad throw, he got embarrassed with a childish grin, wanting people to tell him it was OK. His parents were Italian and he has this way of talking about respect. He takes it very seriously. ... He spells the word 'respect' with his middle initial 'M.'"


i865.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 12:22:16 PM
11 votes:
i42.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 11:39:45 AM
10 votes:
I remember not being interested in that story.
2012-03-21 07:40:25 PM
9 votes:
Sorry, guys, this is all my fault.

I would give it back now if I could but unfortunately I had to pawn the letter to pay rent last month. You wouldn't believe what people are paying for middle intials right now. 'M's are in especially high demand.

Anyway, it's gone now. I can't give it back. I really had no idea it would cause this much trouble.

I think we can all agree that the situation is now awkward for all parties involved and we should probably just let bygones be bygones.


That guy kinda was a cocksucker, though.
2012-03-21 04:10:05 PM
7 votes:
PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 21, 2012

REGARDING SCROTUM, ITCHINESS OF

FREEDONIA. March 21, 2012 - Let it be known that rufus-t-firefly, as of the writing of this release, had an itch in the area of his scrotum. He has since scratched said itch, and pronounces it to be relieved.

Jack Offman, ESQ LOL WTF BBQ QED
Custodian of Records, Scrotal Division
2012-03-21 04:23:37 PM
6 votes:

Trivia Jockey: I am specifically NOT recommending anyone email this guy.

But if anyone did, and you get a response, please post here.


Well, I haven't gotten a reply but I sent this awhile ago.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc
2012-03-21 02:54:00 PM
6 votes:
You're all jealous
2012-03-21 12:15:58 PM
6 votes:
img825.imageshack.us
2012-03-21 12:15:01 PM
6 votes:

Mrs.Sharpier: where'd the smart and funny buttons go?

I'm the only one who ever used them, aren't I?


They disappear when a headline is greenlit because once it hits the main page, there's rarely anything funny or smart said.
2012-03-22 10:26:02 AM
5 votes:
i1091.photobucket.com

/I don't know. Just felt right.
2012-03-21 05:50:59 PM
5 votes:
i1156.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 04:08:50 PM
5 votes:
s14.postimage.org
2012-03-21 03:09:54 PM
5 votes:
I heard that Dino M Zaffina anally raped and murded a goat back in 1990.
2012-03-21 02:55:40 PM
5 votes:
Never stick your email address in crazy.
2012-03-21 11:50:15 AM
5 votes:
i149.photobucket.com
I'M APATHETIC AS HELL AND DON'T GIVE A SH*T!!
2012-03-21 10:26:22 PM
4 votes:
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
2012-03-21 06:04:20 PM
4 votes:

Boeheimian Rhapsody: So does this guy have an entry in urban dictionary yet?


Working on it.



i1122.photobucket.com

Sincerely, P-Money All $tar
2012-03-21 05:36:11 PM
4 votes:
I just sent this off to their publicity email addy:

Dear Mr. David Zaffiro:

I was a big fan of yours when you were in the band, Bloodgood.

Now I read online in a news site that you are a cocksucker and can be quoted on that.

I cannot tell you how delighted I am to here this. I, too, am an avid cocksucker. And yes, you can quote me on that, especially if it means that I might have more cock made available to me to suck.

Isn't being gay just splendorific?

Oh, and please add me to your wonderful mailing list. I want to learn more about this darts for cocksucking club that you have started.

Any plans for a Bloodgood reunion?

Thank you.

Sincerely,

-- John Patten
-- Venice Florida! dot com
-- www.venfl.com
2012-03-21 01:30:45 PM
4 votes:
I think it would be awesome if, for one day, the admins changed everyone's log-in to include the middle initial M.
2012-03-21 12:42:44 PM
4 votes:
If Dina N. Saphidda has a problem with me deliberately misspelling his name, he can call me at 985-655-2500. I look forward to a long conversation in which I make him cry like the little girl he is. And then I'll unleash the press release that proves that he cheats at darts.
2012-03-21 12:30:17 PM
4 votes:
i9.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 12:21:22 PM
4 votes:

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: His name is Dino Zaffina.


THE Dino Zaffina or another one?
2012-03-21 12:05:06 PM
4 votes:

basemetal: I really have no advice other than to spam his ass with throw away email addresses in which you call him jackass all the time.


Turn him over to David Thorne.

Link (new window)
2012-03-21 11:45:55 AM
4 votes:
Meh. If he keeps spamming you, use his email to go sign up on ALL kinds of ad, junkmail, and sleazy porn sites.
2012-03-22 09:43:00 AM
3 votes:
TJ, I'd recommend sending him something of this nature.

PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 22, 2012

Contact: Publicity Department
DinoMzapp­os[nospam-﹫-backwards]g­abehcuod*c­om

PROPER NOTICE VS. EPIC DOUCHEBAG

GLENDALE, CALIF. March 21, 2012 -
We are pleased to announce that Dino "The Raging coont" V Zaffina has been announced a finalist in the douchebag of the universe award. While he claims that he was blinded while working on a set with lighting, we have suspicions that his injury was indeed the cause of working on a set and took a shot to the eye by Mandingos load. But this alone is not reason enough for him to become a finalist, he is a finalist by being completely worthless to society and an epic troll. From now on, we will refer to Mr. Ms. Mrs. Dino M Zaffina as coontbag Dino D Zaffina to acknowledge his importance to douchebag tactics and attitude.

From our sources, it appears that Diino K Vaginaffina enjoys in his free time (Which he has alot of) masturbating to midget reptile porn and frequently raping squirrels for their nuts. We could not reach a comment or verify these from Dingo himself, but have all reason to believe such as true, but unverified. On Sundays, Dina tends to hang out in his garden wearing crotchless panties while humping worm holes in the ground. While this is difficult with a man with slightly below average sized genitalia, Mr. Ms. Mrs. Dinno B coontaffina has an extremely thin and tiny micropenis (from our sources) that makes violating these worms holes seem easy.

We wish luck to Dino G-dawg Spunkaffina in the competition to win DB of the year, this and every year as we are certain that she'll remain competitive in the world of professional douchebaggery. This cocksucker is a strong entry and is the favored contender for this contest.

Franklin M McCockenballs
Legal Department
Douchebag of the Universe, Inc.
2012-03-22 07:32:26 AM
3 votes:
Trust me, Dino is the top douche. I feel so lucky to have left him. His new M is "Motherfarker"
2012-03-22 01:41:15 AM
3 votes:

Jacob_Roberson:
Y'know who this guy reminds me of? Anybody? Or am I the only one.


Visually?

i1158.photobucket.com

/It's the nose
//Made an account just for this.
///Been waiting to post this for six damn hours >:(
2012-03-21 09:46:53 PM
3 votes:

Dino Zaffina:
You just made the list, pal. I have a real doll, and her tattoo on the small of her back is a rather large, ornate M.


It's a 'W' from where I'm standing.
2012-03-21 07:52:28 PM
3 votes:

I'm the guy that stole Dino's M: Sorry, guys, this is all my fault.

I would give it back now if I could but unfortunately I had to pawn the letter to pay rent last month. You wouldn't believe what people are paying for middle intials right now. 'M's are in especially high demand.

Anyway, it's gone now. I can't give it back. I really had no idea it would cause this much trouble.

I think we can all agree that the situation is now awkward for all parties involved and we should probably just let bygones be bygones.


That guy kinda was a cocksucker, though.


You just made the list, pal. I have a real doll, and her tattoo on the small of her back is a rather large, ornate M.
2012-03-21 04:40:42 PM
3 votes:

Scurvy Dog:

I just created Dino M. Zamboni using the same email address as my Scurvy Dog login, so you should be able to create at least one more, unless both of you are using the same email address.


i865.photobucket.com


\Idle hands, etc.
2012-03-21 04:10:24 PM
3 votes:
How Dipshiat sees himself:

t1.gstatic.com

How everyone else sees him:

t0.gstatic.com
2012-03-21 02:56:40 PM
3 votes:
Some years back a douche started harrassing my wife online. He went so far as to sign up on forums with her name and post highly offensive anti-Jewish remarks (and she is Jewish). He underestimated my ability to retaliate. I was able to track down the three locations he had been using, two of them at a university and one at a military school (both in Budapest). I contacted the commander of the military school with the evidence of this assholes harassment and suddenly the douche went silent.

While tracking him down, I did do a few questionable things to annoy him. Never piss off a system administrator with a perl script and virtually unlimited bandwidth.
2012-03-21 01:26:46 PM
3 votes:

syrynxx: I think this is why I avoid the sports tab. Darts considers itself a sport, right?


Kind of like poker and Magic: The Gathering.
2012-03-21 12:49:42 PM
3 votes:

griffer: PRESS RELEASE

For IMMEDIATE RELEASE

March 21, 2012

ATTN: MODERATORS, ADMINS, Drew Curtis



Does Drew really want to get subpoenaed to release the names of the Farkers who have slandered the party this thread references?


Who cares? If this thing ever does see a court, the judge is just going to send everyone involved home to the custody of their parents, and order that they not be allowed dessert for a month.
2012-03-21 12:31:17 PM
3 votes:
i270.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 12:18:20 PM
3 votes:

rinasaunce: From the actions he is reported to have taken, this guy is just toxic. I certainly hope that Dino Zaffina enjoys playing darts all by himself.

/Oh, did I forget his middle initial?


I will just leave this here:

i392.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 12:17:59 PM
3 votes:

kwame: Mrs.Sharpier: where'd the smart and funny buttons go?

I'm the only one who ever used them, aren't I?

They disappear when a headline is greenlit because once it hits the main page, there's rarely anything funny or smart said.


I suggested `Derp' & `Tard' buttons but the admins couldn't handle the truth!
2012-03-21 12:13:50 PM
3 votes:
I cannot imagine how many times this guy got picked last in P.E.
2012-03-21 11:57:47 AM
3 votes:
send him pictures of prolapsed anus' and caption them things like "Ill be with you till the end" and "Hang in there no matter how tough it is"
2012-03-21 11:55:02 AM
3 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Since you have interjected yourself into this lawsuit with nasty and hateful e-mails, we can only
infer that you are a defendant that is currently involved in the lawsuit or will be shortly


westboro like typing detected
2012-03-23 07:47:50 PM
2 votes:
Dino?

i107.photobucket.com

or Pebbles?

i107.photobucket.com
2012-03-23 11:50:14 AM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-03-22 02:54:34 PM
2 votes:

lennavan: Dear Brenda,

It's my pleasure. I actually happened across the press release quite randomly on a website. Is there a list to be included on to receive updates as the fight progresses? Also, if you would be so kind as to pass my support along to Mr. Dino Zaffoni, I would be most appreciative.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc



Dear Mr. Van:

I will make sure that our publicity department includes your e-mail for future press releases.

With regard to Mr. Zaffina, just in case you ever want to contact him either for positive or negative reasons, please take notice that he spells and pronounces his name Dino M. Zaffina.

Best of luck with your company!

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
[rest of her signature deleted to follow Fark posting rules]
2012-03-22 02:41:14 PM
2 votes:

Sofa King Smart: Trivia Jockey: When Dino Zaffina gets pulled over for DUI, he always starts the alphabet at "M".

his favorite songs are:

MMMMMMBop by Hanson
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies



His favorite drink:

www.meridianwebsites.com
2012-03-22 01:56:32 PM
2 votes:
When Dino Zaffina gets pulled over for DUI, he always starts the alphabet at "M".
2012-03-22 11:12:30 AM
2 votes:

hillary: oral vacuum


My octogenarian all-female metal band has a new name! Thanks!
2012-03-22 01:30:22 AM
2 votes:
farm8.staticflickr.com
2012-03-21 10:16:35 PM
2 votes:
i41.tinypic.com
2012-03-21 08:28:01 PM
2 votes:

Marysue: Trivia Jockey: When the story first came out, I sent the guy an email telling him how childish he was being. Well, I then got put on an email distribution list for his "press releases". I asked twice to be taken off of it, and now this is the latest "press release". I am so honored to be so important to this douchnozzle.

Yeaaaaaahhhhh...

You sound just like this guy's cup of tea.

Learn how to use email filters, you moron.


I was wondering how long it would take Fark's very own Happiness Fairy to drop a few turds in the pool.
2012-03-21 07:19:28 PM
2 votes:
I'd like to say, that I feel sorry for all of you. There is not one scintilla of evidence that I've acted inappropriately or outside the law. I'm acting within my rights as a citizen of this great country, and your hatred is evident that this "news" sight is not a real news sight, but is fraudulently acting in such a manner. This is a clear case of malfeasance. Go back to the soviet union if you don't like our freedom to litigate.

/where's my M?
2012-03-21 07:07:18 PM
2 votes:

MagSeven: You never should have e-mailed this cocksucker.


Are you not entertained?

i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-03-21 06:38:02 PM
2 votes:
There's no way I'm leaving my fingerprints in this thread.


You're all in trouble!



i.imgur.com
2012-03-21 05:54:31 PM
2 votes:
Do not meddle in the affairs of douchebags, for they are dickish and quick to sue.
2012-03-21 05:51:33 PM
2 votes:
Oh I got the name wrong. Dino Zaffina.

Oooops. My bad.

You don't think he'd care, do you?
2012-03-21 04:51:51 PM
2 votes:

TheBlackFlag: Honest question, is this guy mentally ill, or perhaps mildly retarded? A brain injury perhaps? He certainly has a LOT of free time on his hands.

Is this a backwards attempt at gaining friends and attention? Is he trying to impress people with his quasi-legalese mumbo-jumbo?

Or has this already been addressed, and the man is simply, a "cocksucker'?


He's actually a rather garden-variety vexatious litigant. He uses litigation to call attention to himself, to self-aggrandize, to lash out at anyone he sees as an enemy, to addressed perceived slights, and to vent his spleen in order to conceal his deep-seated sense of insecurity. He doesn't understand all of that is what a blog is for.
2012-03-21 03:57:37 PM
2 votes:

The Goddamn Batman: The Goddamn M. Batman


Or The God M. Batman?
2012-03-21 03:55:52 PM
2 votes:
Dino M. Zaffina: the M stands for "mwwebsite as on the internet."
2012-03-21 03:47:30 PM
2 votes:

Rincewind53: Wait, I thought this guy was his own lawyer. Has he conscripted some other unscrupulous folks in with him, is he inventing the personality of "Brenda Hoffman", or is he just sending out his own emails using his lawyer's name?


Personally, I would remind the guy that pretending to be a lawyer could be construed as practicing law without a license, regardless of which fake name you choose.

img703.imageshack.us
2012-03-21 03:39:32 PM
2 votes:

generalDisdain: Tziva: generalDisdain: Wait, what? OF COURSE he's blind in one eye!

I thought that was funny. It seems like darts is a shiatty hobby for one eye.

Well, I guess any sport that benefits stereoscopic vision.

I vote for "The One-eyed Cocksucker M. Douchebag Memorial Dart League"


I am crying here.
2012-03-21 03:38:03 PM
2 votes:

Tziva: generalDisdain: Wait, what? OF COURSE he's blind in one eye!

I thought that was funny. It seems like darts is a shiatty hobby for one eye.

Well, I guess any sport that benefits stereoscopic vision.


I vote for "The One-eyed Cocksucker M. Douchebag Memorial Dart League"
2012-03-21 03:23:35 PM
2 votes:
Maybe those Socal Dart players should come up with a new league name. I highly recommend "Dino M Zaffina Cocksucker Dart League" as the name. And they should make sure that they trademark it as well.
2012-03-21 03:22:32 PM
2 votes:
GENE M. MASSETH
2012-03-21 03:17:18 PM
2 votes:

hogans: Who is this Dean O. Zafina again, and why should I care?


verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com
2012-03-21 03:16:28 PM
2 votes:

OgreMagi: bluehubcap: Quasar: Rincewind53: Wait, I thought this guy was his own lawyer. Has he conscripted some other unscrupulous folks in with him, is he inventing the personality of "Brenda Hoffman", or is he just sending out his own emails using his lawyer's name?

There's no way an actual lawyer wrote that.

All lawyers are registered with a bar association. Is there a Brenda Hoffman practicing in this guy's area?

The only one I could find in that area works for the US Treasury. I think it highly unlikely that she would be working for this goat-raping douchenozzel on the side.


Did you search for Brenda M. Hoffman?
2012-03-21 03:07:48 PM
2 votes:
The Goddamn M. Batman
2012-03-21 03:05:48 PM
2 votes:
Wait, people from Fark actually take action and contact people from the news stories? Jesus you people are psychotic.
2012-03-21 03:03:39 PM
2 votes:
i1136.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 02:36:56 PM
2 votes:
i166.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 02:10:46 PM
2 votes:

some.old.lady.: Now, who is going to pick up the Dino C. Zaffina login?


Having read the original article, I know exactly what the "C" stands for.
2012-03-21 01:30:48 PM
2 votes:
i166.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 01:28:57 PM
2 votes:
That's Kwame M Buttholepoker.


Get it right.
2012-03-21 01:25:32 PM
2 votes:

imapirate: *slowly covers butthole*


TOO SLOW

*poke*
2012-03-21 01:21:49 PM
2 votes:
Hi guise, what's goin-

*slowly covers butthole*
2012-03-21 01:09:25 PM
2 votes:
What about Dino Zaffinas Favorite Cock?
2012-03-21 01:04:01 PM
2 votes:

Trivia Jockey: generalDisdain: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

Brilliant! Someone else grab one without the initial too.

And then someone create an account for the rogue "M".


Dino's Missing M
2012-03-21 12:50:19 PM
2 votes:
In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.
2012-03-21 12:27:45 PM
2 votes:
i270.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 12:14:15 PM
2 votes:

I don't have anything to add since I missed the original, but I love this quote from the original article:

"He was becoming a nuisance and pain in the ass and breaking the rules. He was threatening us, so we had to kick him out. He was being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please."
2012-03-21 12:13:52 PM
2 votes:
where'd the smart and funny buttons go?

I'm the only one who ever used them, aren't I?
2012-03-21 12:13:34 PM
2 votes:

RexTalionis: generalDisdain: How ancient is this tool that he thinks 'cocksucker' is an explicitly gay slur?

When did "cocksucker" come to mean "bad man?" It means "good woman!"

/Sorry, George, I had to.


I suppose it could also mean "good man," not that there's anything wrong with it.
2012-03-21 12:11:32 PM
2 votes:

generalDisdain: How ancient is this tool that he thinks 'cocksucker' is an explicitly gay slur?


When did "cocksucker" come to mean "bad man?" It means "good woman!"

/Sorry, George, I had to.
2012-03-21 11:56:30 AM
2 votes:
I remember this. Is the gu short? He sounds like a guy with short mans syndrome. I really have no advice other than to spam his ass with throw away email addresses in which you call him jackass all the time.
2012-03-21 11:51:37 AM
2 votes:

Marysue: Learn how to use email filters, you moron.


Thanks for your support!
2012-03-21 11:43:15 AM
2 votes:
Oh wow!

oh wait.

dont care about darts, lawsuits or anything about any of that really.

Im here to see Quigly naked.
2012-03-24 02:10:34 PM
1 votes:

D.M. Zaffina: All,

I have to say, you have really dug your own graves, metaphorically speaking.

Thanks to this volume of evidence, you have strengthened my legal position.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina


I have never tried the legal position. Does it involve a gavel up your ass? Cuz I'd love to try that with you.
2012-03-24 06:41:00 AM
1 votes:

Dino Zaffina's M: D.M. Zaffina: Tziva,

It is I, Dino M. Zaffina.

Someone did take my legal, given name from me blessed Italian parents, but I have conceded to using the form D.M. Zaffina on other internet sites, so it is acceptable here.

Why do you doubt that this is my Legitimate Persona?

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina

Listen to yourself. You were always like this. If your father was still alive, he would smack you upside your head and make you stand naked in the corner like he used to do.

Your father gave me to you because he thought you would wear me proud, but you just used me as an excuse to bully others. That's not what your father meant. You have tarnished the M.

I'm ashamed of you, Dino, and I don't know who you are anymore.


And that was the last time Dino ever saw his M....

img.photobucket.com
2012-03-24 05:42:45 AM
1 votes:

D.M. Zaffina: Tziva,

It is I, Dino M. Zaffina.

Someone did take my legal, given name from me blessed Italian parents, but I have conceded to using the form D.M. Zaffina on other internet sites, so it is acceptable here.

Why do you doubt that this is my Legitimate Persona?

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina


Listen to yourself. You were always like this. If your father was still alive, he would smack you upside your head and make you stand naked in the corner like he used to do.

Your father gave me to you because he thought you would wear me proud, but you just used me as an excuse to bully others. That's not what your father meant. You have tarnished the M.

I'm ashamed of you, Dino, and I don't know who you are anymore.
2012-03-23 11:26:11 PM
1 votes:
iseeahappyface.com
2012-03-23 04:46:49 PM
1 votes:

Tziva: I will say this thread has more alts in it then I've noticed in any other thread.


This thread has created more alts than any other thread.
2012-03-23 03:22:03 PM
1 votes:
shiat.. now I've got to register as Dino's Unidentifiable Handle.
2012-03-23 03:04:32 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey:
HEY NOW, show some...


Quit paging me into this thread.
2012-03-23 02:46:48 PM
1 votes:

D.M. Zaffina: I am very serious.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
SCDA
League President


Look, I said I was sorry.
2012-03-23 10:56:23 AM
1 votes:
Somebody write them with the misunderstanding that SCDA is a gay darts association and state that they would like to set up a local championship league at 4 or 6 local gay bars. How delighted you are to discover a LGTB darts organization. Ask if Dino is gay or bi, top or bottom, and gosh he's so darned cute. I looked up "southern california gay bars" on Google, found a long list of them (The Boom Boom Room?), so a few names from that list would add leitimacy.

My email addy is burned with my previous email to them, so I can't.
2012-03-23 09:50:15 AM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: tuffsnake: To Whom It May Concern,

You made that up, right? That's not really from Brenda is it?


I like to think that in a way we're all Brenda
2012-03-23 12:17:14 AM
1 votes:
www.homiegfunk.com
2012-03-22 06:15:00 PM
1 votes:
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Dino Zaffina. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Zaffina, he called himself the Douche. Now, Douche, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Douche that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold-- wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 10's-- just about the time of our conflict with Ahmadinnerjacket and the Iran'is. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about the Douche here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Douche, in Los Angeles.

...and even if he's a crazy man, and the Douche was certainly that--quite possibly the craziest in Los Angeles County. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for craziest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man... sometimes there's a man.
2012-03-22 03:25:31 PM
1 votes:

lennavan: Trivia Jockey: Tziva: I feel kinda bad for Brenda, if she's real.

Can you imagine working for that dude?

The way these are written, especially the "press release" in the original post, I am convinced Dino's writing them and Brenda is just sending them out.

I'm convinced Dino IS Brenda.


I would see if you could get her to spell the name phonetically so you make sure you're pronouncing it correctly. Then in all future emails use the phonetic spelling when referencing him.
2012-03-22 03:17:53 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Tziva: I feel kinda bad for Brenda, if she's real.

Can you imagine working for that dude?

The way these are written, especially the "press release" in the original post, I am convinced Dino's writing them and Brenda is just sending them out.


I'm convinced Dino IS Brenda.
2012-03-22 03:06:37 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: lennavan: lennavan: Dear Brenda,

It's my pleasure. I actually happened across the press release quite randomly on a website. Is there a list to be included on to receive updates as the fight progresses? Also, if you would be so kind as to pass my support along to Mr. Dino Zaffoni, I would be most appreciative.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc

Dear Mr. Van:

I will make sure that our publicity department includes your e-mail for future press releases.

With regard to Mr. Zaffina, just in case you ever want to contact him either for positive or negative reasons, please take notice that he spells and pronounces his name Dino M. Zaffina.

Best of luck with your company!

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
[rest of her signature deleted to follow Fark posting rules]


NO FARKING WAY. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Next move?


Well, I gotta work my way down Bees' list. Here's what I'm thinkin, lemme know if you have edits or something to add:

Dear Brenda,

Thanks so much, I appreciate it. Thank you for your kind wishes as well, but unfortunately my small courier company actually has not fared well with the recession. I had to let go of all of my staff, so I'm the CEO, legal department, sales department and R&D all rolled into one! Although in summers, I do hire the local teenagers to do some courier work for me.

I can't imagine I'll be in contact with Mr. Don Ziffani anytime soon, I assume he's much too busy to handle communication personally.

Best wishes,
Lenny M Van
2012-03-22 02:36:46 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: When Dino Zaffina gets pulled over for DUI, he always starts the alphabet at "M".


his favorite songs are:

MMMMMMBop by Hanson
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies
2012-03-22 02:14:33 PM
1 votes:
GENE M. MASSETH
2012-03-22 01:55:49 PM
1 votes:
We don't need no M let the M-F-er burn.
2012-03-22 12:38:09 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?


In an apparent rare moment of wisdom, they failed to take the bait on my request to receive their newsletter. In fact, I received no response at all. My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.
2012-03-22 12:04:21 PM
1 votes:

WorthNoting: Has anyone considered everyone pitching in together and sending Dino M. Zaffina an all-expenses-paid vacation trip to "FLORIDA"? ;-D


F*ck no!!!!! F*ck you!!!!!

You take him in if you want and let him crash on your couch but don't send that asshat here. We've already got enough problems with that crazy-assed loonie in the Governor's Mansion in Tallahassee.

We are not the country's dumping ground for inbreds, psychos, trailer trash, mobsters, and Muslim/Christian fundamentalists. That's what New Jersey, Alaska, California, and Pennsylvania are for.
2012-03-22 11:54:32 AM
1 votes:

lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc

Dear Mr. Van:

Thank you for taking the time to write your e-mail and for your understanding.

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
Subsidiaries:
SCDA, So Cal Darts Association, So Cal Darts, and SCDA Products
Corporate Headquarters:
3455 Ocean View Boulevard, Suite 100
Glendale, California 91208
Mailing Address:
5942 Edinger Avenue, Suite 232
Huntington Beach, California 92649
(213) 200-8226
legal[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]cossastradlacos[* image 7x13]com
www.socaldartsassoc.com


Oh.

Mygod.

*raucous applause*
2012-03-22 11:11:50 AM
1 votes:

lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc

Dear Mr. Van:

Thank you for taking the time to write your e-mail and for your understanding.

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
Subsidiaries:
SCDA, So Cal Darts Association, So Cal Darts, and SCDA Products
Corporate Headquarters:
3455 Ocean View Boulevard, Suite 100
Glendale, California 91208
Mailing Address:
5942 Edinger Avenue, Suite 232
Huntington Beach, California 92649
(213) 200-8226
legal[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]cossastradlacos[* image 7x13]com
www.socaldartsassoc.com


SHE NEVER INCLUDED YOUR M!!! YOU SHOULD SUEM!
2012-03-22 10:11:31 AM
1 votes:
Ya know the douche is reading this. He probably googles himself every 5 minutes.
2012-03-22 09:46:40 AM
1 votes:

D.M. Zaffina: I am coming for each and every one of you cowards, hiding behind screen names like little girls.


COME AT ME BRO
2012-03-22 09:40:52 AM
1 votes:
I am coming for each and every one of you cowards, hiding behind screen names like little girls.
2012-03-22 03:10:58 AM
1 votes:
Really late to the party, but Dingus M. Zambezi here is a panty-waisted tool that clearly thinks that the world revolves around him and his Almighty middle initial.

Dude can suck a fart out of my ass.

The name's Saberus Alain Jacobi Ferdinand Jasperi de la Terras. I have no need for a goddamn M.
2012-03-22 02:34:36 AM
1 votes:
i449.photobucket.com
2012-03-22 01:24:35 AM
1 votes:
TMYKi42.tinypic.com
2012-03-22 01:23:26 AM
1 votes:
Dino

static.photaki.com

Zafina


are you happy now?
2012-03-22 12:17:19 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, I've been a lurker for a while, couldn't come up with a good handle. I think I'll keep this one

/South California M. Darts Association
//I heard you like memes?
2012-03-21 11:04:34 PM
1 votes:
Wait! Wait!

I'm the real Dino C. Zaffina!

/Resmpect
2012-03-21 10:32:24 PM
1 votes:

Southern California Darts Association: Am I getting sued now too?


Actually, yes. Dino M.F. Zaffina is suing you because...well, for no good reason, really.
2012-03-21 10:30:46 PM
1 votes:
I like beer, so I guess the good one. Am I getting sued now too?
2012-03-21 10:29:07 PM
1 votes:
Hello, my name is Inigo M. Ontoya, you misspelled my name, prepare to die.

Nice find.
2012-03-21 10:28:58 PM
1 votes:

Southern California Darts Association: Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?


Depends...are you the cool old beer-drinking SCDA, or the new one that's faker than a porn star's tits with the success of pets.com?
2012-03-21 09:56:24 PM
1 votes:
Dino Minuteman Zaffina
2012-03-21 09:50:15 PM
1 votes:
i39.tinypic.com
2012-03-21 09:13:33 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if Zaffina was ever a cheerleader.

"Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M! Gimme an M!"
2012-03-21 09:06:50 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: I just want to say, I love you all.

Sincerely,

Trivia M. Jockey


I love you too. Come out to SoCal and play butt darts with me.

I'll be gentle, and cuddle with you afterwards. XOXO
2012-03-21 09:02:14 PM
1 votes:
I can't believe I'm the first to say this.

Trivia Jockey, just tell him your real name is Joseph Rakofsky and you'll cross sue him unless he takes your name of his distribution list..

Can you imagine the two of them firing off retarded suit after suit on each other??
2012-03-21 08:39:48 PM
1 votes:
My favorite song is "Living in America" from rocky IV, subtard. I'm Drago, and your the guy from Action Jackson.

I'm an actor. I still talk to Flow from the hit show, "Alice."

/Alice was a diva..and I sued that biatch too
2012-03-21 08:18:55 PM
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: VIDEOWALLART: /The term 'liter' is one of the most annoying terms TF'ers use.You are absolutely correct, The use of the term "liter" is inappropriate. There should be another "T" in there.

Titler?


Tilter?
2012-03-21 08:16:39 PM
1 votes:

VIDEOWALLART: /The term 'liter' is one of the most annoying terms TF'ers use.You are absolutely correct, The use of the term "liter" is inappropriate. There should be another "T" in there.


Titler?
2012-03-21 07:59:07 PM
1 votes:
MOAR DINOS PLEASE KTHXBYE
2012-03-21 06:53:17 PM
1 votes:
As a fan of having my cock sucked I'm offended that a douchebag as this would sully the name of cocksuckers around the world.
2012-03-21 06:49:40 PM
1 votes:
You never should have e-mailed this cocksucker.
2012-03-21 06:29:22 PM
1 votes:
If you have a lot of time to waste, and want to see how someone got burned big time for messing with a member of another site, might want to read about the Wenzel incident - Link (new window)
2012-03-21 06:19:23 PM
1 votes:
i-love-cartoons.us

He's so adorable!!!!!!
2012-03-21 06:17:08 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: I found a follow-up article...the comments in the 2nd half are awesome.

Link (new window)


FTFA:

"Dino, I'm sure you will be reading the comments," KimFromOC writes. "I wanted to make sure we get the story straight. There was no misunderstanding with the PDA board. You threatened to sue the PDA and all of the board members. I was there; we all heard you loud and clear. I apologize to the former SCDA and the people being sued for not mentioning this asshole. Honestly, we all thought he was gone from darts forever. Never thought he would join you guys and certainly never thought he would go this far.

"On a side note, we used to call him Pebbles just to piss him off. Mainly because he acted like a little girl by complaining all the time, but mostly because it was fun to watch him get pissed when I would say it to his face. And no, I didn't include the initial 'M,' either."


Pebbles. Pebbles. That's just so..... precious.

Pebbles.
2012-03-21 06:10:58 PM
1 votes:

OgreMagi: Krieghund: kwame: Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Liter #1: This is the kind of sh*t you people pay for?

Liter #2: *pathetic pandering for attention*

Liter #3: Attempt to get involved in a serious discussion WAY too late

Liter #4: *snotty comment about how all we do is kiss each other's ass*

Liter #5: Posts outdated humorous picture

I think that covers it.

I guess I should change my handle to liter1thru5

Liter #6: Request for BIE, but has no EIP.


Liter #7: I had TF once, but I didn't find the attraction.

Liter #8: I don't really care what TF'ers think about liters.

Liter #9: I really regret getting involved in this conversation. I pretty much destroyed my Liter #8 status
2012-03-21 06:05:11 PM
1 votes:

VIDEOWALLART: You are absolutely correct, The use of the term "liter" is inappropriate. There should be another "TM" in there.


FTMFY
2012-03-21 06:00:36 PM
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Do not meddle in the affairs of douchebags, for they are dickish and quick to sue.


That needs to be enshrined somewhere
2012-03-21 05:33:25 PM
1 votes:

Merkin Ball: bluehubcap: Merkin Ball: bluehubcap: Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Some of us Liters are reading every delicious post.

For only $5 you too can be part of something special.

Join TF today, don't delay.

Does Drew pay you much to advertise?

Sarcasm.

/The term 'liter' is one of the most annoying terms TF'ers use.



You are absolutely correct, The use of the term "liter" is inappropriate. There should be another "T" in there.
2012-03-21 05:27:38 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com


Can I get sued too? Please? It makes me hot.


/guy's obviously got a tiny subpoena...
2012-03-21 05:10:10 PM
1 votes:
I've heard rumors that some people are of the opinion that Dino Zaffina crams live lobsters up his ass and then shiats them out into boiling pots of water, and then eats them with his own assbutter while masturbating with seaslime.
2012-03-21 05:09:04 PM
1 votes:

twfeline: I hope he becomes a meme, so people will see him on the street and say "Hey! There's that stupid 'M' guy!"


Dino Meme Zaffina
2012-03-21 04:58:31 PM
1 votes:
I found a follow-up article...the comments in the 2nd half are awesome.

Link (new window)
2012-03-21 04:52:33 PM
1 votes:

Scurvy Dog: Maud Dib: Scurvy Dog:

I just created Dino M. Zamboni using the same email address as my Scurvy Dog login, so you should be able to create at least one more, unless both of you are using the same email address.

[i865.photobucket.com image 367x286]


\Idle hands, etc.

Well done, now we have Zamboni covered twice. What I meant, though, was that Alpha M. Sierra Foxtrot Amanda should have been able to create another alt using the same email address, since she only had one before.

2012-03-21 04:50:53 PM
1 votes:

twfeline: RESS RELEASE
...

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.

He likes to pretend that he's a woman, too?

You gotta wonder what goodies he has on his hard drive at home.


so... his name is Dino M Zaffina...

his alt is Brenda Hoffman...

from the letters of Brenda Hoffman, I can create: Deno M Baffana

damn... almost got there.
2012-03-21 04:32:54 PM
1 votes:
This thread is full of funny
whereistrex.files.wordpress.com
2012-03-21 04:20:16 PM
1 votes:

Tziva: TLA: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, wait a minute. Trivia Jockey is not your real name?

FWIW, I am pretty sure his real name was there before it went green and a mod edited it out.

I could be crazy, though.


No, I used this anonymous email address to send the email. The "press release" was printed without editing (except the list of my emails was left out of it).
2012-03-21 04:07:26 PM
1 votes:
Incidentally, I see no Brenda Hoffman on the California State Bar website. "Legal Department" is a tip-off.

Someone may need an education in California's Anti-SLAPP statute.

Hmm . . . . urge to cockroach-stomp . . . . rising . . . . .
2012-03-21 04:03:53 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

So how's that work, when a real-life troll comes into a thread to troll about his trolling?


Yo, dog, I herd you like trolls....

i0.kym-cdn.com
2012-03-21 03:57:44 PM
1 votes:
Dongo M. Zambonerjam
2012-03-21 03:52:39 PM
1 votes:

Shaggydum80: Wendy's Chili: Who do I have to WIE to get a sponsorship out of this thread?

I'll gift it if you don't send me WIE.


NO DEAL!
2012-03-21 03:52:15 PM
1 votes:

generalDisdain: Don't you work at a University?
Get yourself to the computer lab...



Whatever, man. I'm busy over here telling random people how much their profiles suck.
2012-03-21 03:49:10 PM
1 votes:
Here ya go, subby.

i51.tinypic.com

Spam filters, how do they work? By making a big deal about this, you're being almost as big a moron as the original douche.
2012-03-21 03:46:31 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: tsalaroth: generalDisdain: Additionally, how is it legal that you were added to the list when all you did was email an opposing viewpoint?

Under the anti-SPAM laws, emailing an address is enough justification for them to call you a "business contact" and start spamming you - until you request to be taken off their list. I believe California even requires they have a standard way of doing it on a web site.

Huh...good to know.


I agree with the above Farker, you are not required to identify yourself or prove that you are not a party to his lawsuit in order to make a valid removal request.

California has some of the harshest anti-spam laws in the nation. There was a previous article about a new lawyer, that has over 100 email addresses, and supports himself by filing suits against spammers under the state's law. As I recall he makes a pretty good living doing just, and only, that.

I think this might be an article on the lawyer, though not the one linked to by Fark. (new window)
2012-03-21 03:45:05 PM
1 votes:

griffer: PRESS RELEASE

For IMMEDIATE RELEASE

March 21, 2012

ATTN: MODERATORS, ADMINS, Drew Curtis



Does Drew really want to get subpoenaed to release the names of the Farkers who have slandered the party this thread references?


ATTN: GED LAW STUDENTS. Please shut the fark up before you make a fool of yourself.

First off, Dino has no legal standing to subpoena ANYTHING. Civil lawsuits do not work like that. In order to even contemplate doing that, he would have to sue a bunch of johndoes in open court, and then prove that those johndoes are Fark Members, and then he would have to join Fark, and THEN he could ask the judge for such a subpoena. At which point FARK has a chance to provide them with all the most useful information on earth. IP Addresses and email addresses. Which, as you'll note, is not a name and physical address, both of which are required to join a party to a lawsuit.

Furthermore, Libel and Slander are very serious laws. But they have very little teeth in a situation like this. Fark is public, but only parts of it, and this thread, up to a point, was the private domain of TotalFark. You can not be guilty of defamation inside of a private organization. It's simply not possible since part of the required proofs is damage, and there can be none. Unless he can prove his fark handle was defamed within the group, and even that would grant him only his monthly fees back.

Lastly, those of you going around afraid of the law because you don't have the foggiest idea how it works... you need to educate yourselves. It's pathetic that you live your life absolutely terrified of what a lawyer or judge might say.

For fun: Lets assume this guy sues Fark, and names a bunch of Farkers. He gets to court, gets the info and files suit. Fark sends a letter and some data over. They are now out of the suit (not responsible for what is or isn't posted on the site). The Farkers that get named (precious few I'm sure), would then have to present a defense for libel. Truth is an absolute defense for libel and OPINIONS (99% of the content of this thread) are not considered libel. For instance, I can say "I think this Dino guy is a total coont, he has a small penis and a huge gaping asshole." Which, no matter where I say it, is not illegal.


Also, anyone in Southern CA want to have some real fun? File a formal complaint with the BAR as to the questionable acts of his lawyer.
Dino is not a lawyer in California, and never has been. He can not practice law here. Neither, FYI is Brenda Hoffman (of his supposed legal department)
If anyone can give me the name of his lawfirm, or his lawyer, I'll start the process.

Lawyers like dirty tricks.
2012-03-21 03:43:56 PM
1 votes:
Yes he's a douche, but is he John Fitzgerald Page douche?
2012-03-21 03:38:09 PM
1 votes:
Set up a thing that auto replies to all his mails with goatse
2012-03-21 03:35:10 PM
1 votes:
hey.. since he is Italian...he likes Pizza right?

wonder where he lives?
2012-03-21 03:31:50 PM
1 votes:

Katred00: True off-the-chart narcissists are the worst...you really can't farking win with them. Seriously. The best you can do is avoid them at all costs and hope they get hit by a meteor or something. They're delusional, manipulative, bullies who really just need a good ass kicking. But then they would have you arrested and sue you for emotional harm, so yet again, they win. This guy is such a classic narcissist it hurts.

Trust me. I'm cursed with one of these people in my life. I stay as far away from them as possible.


We had a governor like this. It's not easy, but you can eventually win. The former governor just reported to federal prison, I believe.
2012-03-21 03:21:58 PM
1 votes:
wat
2012-03-21 03:21:01 PM
1 votes:

LoneWolf343: Fav-ception?


It gets pretty weird over there.

i42.photobucket.com
2012-03-21 03:18:33 PM
1 votes:
I read that OgreMagi heard that Dino M Zaffina anally raped and murded a goat back in 1990.
IP
2012-03-21 03:18:32 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-03-21 03:15:25 PM
1 votes:

themeaningoflifeisnot: Lie down with crazy, get a dick up your ass.

First mistake was contacting the idiot to begin with. It's like taunting a homeless guy.


This is funny, because last night I saw 2 homeless guys fight over about 1oz. of spilled soda. Later I learned that the aggressor, who was angry at the spilled soda, had assaulted someone I had been trying to help get a job because he kept showing up at the employment center and actually seemed to want to work. They found him stumbling around drunk - as he was around 7PM - by the church across the street from the library at about 1:30AM and I had to talk to the cops. Seems a bunch of people saw the aggressor kick this guy in the head twice around 6:30PM. I really thought the other guy was just drunk. Looks like it's a concussion now. Also, I don't think I can find work for a homeless drunk. I don't even have a job, but his resume was impressive and one of my references is an engineer with West Penn Testing. I doubt they'll want to hire a drunk, street-fighting hobo.

I mean, I would. But I doubt they would.
2012-03-21 03:14:33 PM
1 votes:
Who is this Dean O. Zafina again, and why should I care?
2012-03-21 03:11:51 PM
1 votes:
t3.gstatic.com
2012-03-21 03:09:12 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-03-21 03:06:30 PM
1 votes:
Can they start the "Dino Zaffina Memorial Dart League"?
2012-03-21 02:59:48 PM
1 votes:
There will be blood
2012-03-21 02:56:29 PM
1 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: Never stick your email address in crazy.


You have odd penis euphamisms.
2012-03-21 02:52:05 PM
1 votes:

Trivia Jockey: Since you have interjected yourself into this lawsuit with nasty and hateful e-mails, we can only infer that you are a defendant that is currently involved in the lawsuit or will be shortly.


give him all your personal information. i am sure nothing bad will happen.
2012-03-21 02:35:02 PM
1 votes:

Tziva: I need a last name to put an "M" in front of.


T. M. Ziva
2012-03-21 02:29:14 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: I have slandered no one!


Base M. Etal
2012-03-21 02:20:36 PM
1 votes:

themeaningoflifeisnot: Lie down with crazy, get a dick up your ass.


Well, I did nickname one of my BFs "crazy." Crazy in teh sack!!! YOWZA

Trivia Jockey: Marysue: Learn how to use email filters, you moron.

Thanks for your support!


biatch, you knew we was snakes.

;)
2012-03-21 02:19:03 PM
1 votes:

xanadian: Because subby is a retard.


But I'm a lovable retard.
2012-03-21 02:15:24 PM
1 votes:
k.wigflip.com
2012-03-21 02:09:09 PM
1 votes:
Fondle M. Sweaters
2012-03-21 01:45:20 PM
1 votes:

kwame: I think it would be awesome if, for one day, the admins changed everyone's log-in to include the middle initial M.


I do not wish to be Alpha Mike Foxtrot.
2012-03-21 01:41:53 PM
1 votes:
This was posted in the comment section below the article. I suspect Dino's elevator doesn't quite reach the top floor anymore.

I have to say after reading for several hours all the comments and articles about what has happened to your dart club, that I am in shock and saddened. I ran into the article by mishap, surfing the net on darts as Im looking for a dart board for my garage. When surfing I see an article about a Dino M Zaffina. I said to myself hey I know a Dino M Zaffina. He was my bestest of best friends in grammar school and in high school. I knew what the M stood for Martin. I always thought it was cool being named after Dean Martin. We also shared the same birthdate. I was there in Verdugo Park in Glendale at a cub scout picnic event outing when the news of his fathers demise came in. Dino was quickly asked to return home where he lived up in the Woodlands. I can still remember the funeral for his father with the US flag draped over the casket. I believe he was in the Navy. I can still see his black and white photo on the fireplace mantle. It was a sad day but our friendship continued and were best of friends for many years.I can remember when Dino and I got these cool Adidas sweats and Adidas shoes. No one had Adidas back in 1971. We were the envy of all. I remember well his mothers passing and her funeral as well. Dino's mother was like a mother to me and to all of us young boys. She made the best Italian pizza's. Always in the kitchen cooking. She often would bring pizzas to feed the whole school. What a treat that was.I can see and hear her very clearly.After high school we remained friends for about 5 or 6 years as we started to find our ways into life. I sat next to his sister at an Angel game about 18 years ago. We never discussed Dino. Not sure why. I had heard rumor that he was a door man "bouncer" at Hard Rock cafe in Beverly Hills. Dino as I remember was an organized person always searching for a venture. I remember he started teaching tennis, then a boxing club and had his hands in a lot of things.He didnt go to college or at least a formal institution that I knew of. Dont know where he attained his "law degree". Maybe Glendale School of Law a do it yourself law school. Ive always wanted to rekindle our friendship but as time passes the years go quickly and then we dont know where to find each other.

To read of all the lawsuits from Target, to the studios etc. I couldnt believe what I was reading. I still dont want to believe it and want to give my old friend the benefit of believing there are two sides to everything. I just googled and all of this horrible articles came up. If it is true that my old friend has turned into this suit opportunist person I am deeply saddened. I would of never thought he would of turned out to be like this. His mother would be appalled and his father and his uncle Ed (whom my mother and sister worked for) would be ashamed. They were very proud traditional ol school Italians but were very moral. Dino's whole family life was based on high moral standards. What could of happened? It is possible that being fatherless at 8 and by 22 motherless had some serious psychological effects. I dont know.

Dino if you are reading this and if what I am reading is true, please contact me as Id like to talk. Stev­e­n­*l­otz­[nospam-﹫-backwards]oohay*c­om
2012-03-21 01:24:24 PM
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"And is it TRUE that on March 21, 2012 you were logged into Defendant 172's website, Fark.com as ....... babysealclubber?"

*jury glares at defendant*
2012-03-21 01:15:00 PM
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ami5000: Trivia Jockey: The refresh button is going to get a workout today.

Actually it looks like Dino M. Zaffina was created in February.


Hopefully this is the bat-signal for him.
2012-03-21 01:02:21 PM
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generalDisdain: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

Brilliant! Someone else grab one without the initial too.


And then someone create an account for the rogue "M".
2012-03-21 12:59:36 PM
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Trivia Jockey: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

So how's that work, when a real-life troll comes into a thread to troll about his trolling?


i42.tinypic.com
2012-03-21 12:42:39 PM
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i.imgur.com
2012-03-21 12:40:22 PM
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kwame: KatjaMouse: Someone please email this douche the link for this thread.

I emailed the link to their publicity email address from my ultrafark account.


Did you send it in news release format? Because that would be f*cking great.
2012-03-21 12:34:39 PM
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What was his name? Dinosaur N. Zaffaratta? Something like that.
2012-03-21 12:31:27 PM
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atlfarkette: [i9.photobucket.com image 400x400]


I farking love you.
2012-03-21 12:31:27 PM
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Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Marysue: So, how long before everyone in this thread is getting email threats from this guy
moderator?

I hope I get twelve.


profile.ak.fbcdn.net
2012-03-21 12:29:27 PM
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KatjaMouse: Someone please email this douche the link for this thread.


Unless he has a TF account, he couldn't see it yet anyway.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: No, no, no, go play your Devil's Advocate somewhere else.


I would be upset if I paid dues to an organization and they misspelled my name and then decided it wasn't a priority to get it right, Amanda. That's all I'm saying.
2012-03-21 12:26:50 PM
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Someone please email this douche the link for this thread.
2012-03-21 12:26:04 PM
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Can't wait to see his press release about Fark.
2012-03-21 12:22:57 PM
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Zaffina gon subpoena all ya'll.
2012-03-21 12:22:05 PM
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Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: aquigley: is greenlighting this a good idea, y'all?

HE MIGHT MAKE A PRESS RELEASE ABOUT US!

Shostie: You'd be surprised. We use AP style at work, which apparently tends to omit initials in names. A number of our experts INSIST on using the initial in their name, because it's that f*cking important.

I can understand wanting your name spelled right. I really dislike it when people call me Amanda. I also understand if your name is Robert Smith and you want to make sure people know it's an article written by Robert P. Smith and not Robert A. Smith.

But, dude. His name is Dino Zaffina.


is he a middle eastern dinosaur?
2012-03-21 12:16:17 PM
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Tziva: "He was becoming a nuisance and pain in the ass and breaking the rules. He was threatening us, so we had to kick him out. He was being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please."


And quoted he was! With panache and gusto!
2012-03-21 12:12:09 PM
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Marysue: The best part is how butthurt subby and his friends are over this epic troll.


I'm not butthurt, I think this is hilarious. He's proving me right with every step he takes.
2012-03-21 12:11:41 PM
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From the actions he is reported to have taken, this guy is just toxic. I certainly hope that Dino Zaffina enjoys playing darts all by himself.

/Oh, did I forget his middle initial?
2012-03-21 12:10:59 PM
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The best part is how butthurt subby and his friends are over this epic troll.
2012-03-21 12:09:10 PM
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How ancient is this tool that he thinks 'cocksucker' is an explicitly gay slur?
2012-03-21 12:09:01 PM
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I think my favorite part is that because you told him he was being childish and now want to be off his mailing list, you're obviously a part of the people he's suing and just hiding it.

That thar's some fine goddurn logic thar, Lou.
2012-03-21 12:06:01 PM
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Ruh roh, shiat just got real !

/(green)
2012-03-21 12:05:15 PM
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Green? This should be be a shiatshow.
2012-03-21 12:04:56 PM
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Green? FFS!
2012-03-21 12:00:14 PM
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generalDisdain: Additionally, how is it legal that you were added to the list when all you did was email an opposing viewpoint?


Under the anti-SPAM laws, emailing an address is enough justification for them to call you a "business contact" and start spamming you - until you request to be taken off their list. I believe California even requires they have a standard way of doing it on a web site.
2012-03-21 11:56:34 AM
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RexTalionis: This is not legal advice and I am not offering any warranties and you'd be stupid to follow anything I say, but, if I were the original Southern California Darts Association, I look into this Zaffino guy for violating a common law trademark (i.e. "Southern California Darts Association") when he started conducting business with the same mark..


Interesting.

I wonder if that would work...in this case, the guy realized that the real association allowed its corporate status to laspe in the late 1970s, so he re-incorporated it anew. And then he was a dickbag and sued the association and its board members for operating illegally (or some such).
2012-03-21 11:52:47 AM
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This is not legal advice and I am not offering any warranties and you'd be stupid to follow anything I say, but, if I were the original Southern California Darts Association, I look into this Zaffino guy for violating a common law trademark (i.e. "Southern California Darts Association") when he started conducting business with the same mark..
2012-03-21 11:52:10 AM
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Lie down with crazy, get a dick up your ass.

First mistake was contacting the idiot to begin with. It's like taunting a homeless guy.
2012-03-21 11:48:34 AM
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Trivia Jockey: When the story first came out, I sent the guy an email telling him how childish he was being. Well, I then got put on an email distribution list for his "press releases". I asked twice to be taken off of it, and now this is the latest "press release". I am so honored to be so important to this douchnozzle.


Yeaaaaaahhhhh...

You sound just like this guy's cup of tea.

Learn how to use email filters, you moron.
2012-03-21 11:42:47 AM
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Wait, I thought this guy was his own lawyer. Has he conscripted some other unscrupulous folks in with him, is he inventing the personality of "Brenda Hoffman", or is he just sending out his own emails using his lawyer's name?
 
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