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2012-03-21 05:50:48 PM  

Psycoholic_Slag: Yes he's a douche, but is he John Fitzgerald Page douche?


That was my reaction as soon as I read that he was upset about his IMDB listing omitting his middle initial. JFP seems to be the only other person that I've read about who makes a big deal about his IMDB page listing his roles as an extra.

/Separated at birth? JFP's brother from another mother? Douchebags of a feather?
 
2012-03-21 05:50:59 PM  
i1156.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-21 05:53:30 PM  

Helena Boner Carter: [i1156.photobucket.com image 640x434]


Bravo! All it needs is an eyepatch.
 
2012-03-21 05:54:31 PM  
Do not meddle in the affairs of douchebags, for they are dickish and quick to sue.
 
2012-03-21 05:57:24 PM  
You guys are hilarious. Remind me to never really piss one of you off.

I sometimes wish I had your tech skills. Guys like Mr. M need a little comeuppance. Nice to see he is going to get some.
 
2012-03-21 06:00:36 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Do not meddle in the affairs of douchebags, for they are dickish and quick to sue.


That needs to be enshrined somewhere
 
2012-03-21 06:02:39 PM  

kwame: Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Liter #1: This is the kind of sh*t you people pay for?

Liter #2: *pathetic pandering for attention*

Liter #3: Attempt to get involved in a serious discussion WAY too late

Liter #4: *snotty comment about how all we do is kiss each other's ass*

Liter #5: Posts outdated humorous picture

I think that covers it.


I guess I should change my handle to liter1thru5
 
2012-03-21 06:04:20 PM  

Boeheimian Rhapsody: So does this guy have an entry in urban dictionary yet?


Working on it.



i1122.photobucket.com

Sincerely, P-Money All $tar
 
2012-03-21 06:05:11 PM  

VIDEOWALLART: You are absolutely correct, The use of the term "liter" is inappropriate. There should be another "TM" in there.


FTMFY
 
2012-03-21 06:05:38 PM  

Krieghund: kwame: Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Liter #1: This is the kind of sh*t you people pay for?

Liter #2: *pathetic pandering for attention*

Liter #3: Attempt to get involved in a serious discussion WAY too late

Liter #4: *snotty comment about how all we do is kiss each other's ass*

Liter #5: Posts outdated humorous picture

I think that covers it.

I guess I should change my handle to liter1thru5


Liter #6: Request for BIE, but has no EIP.
 
2012-03-21 06:06:57 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Boeheimian Rhapsody: So does this guy have an entry in urban dictionary yet?

Working on it.



[i1122.photobucket.com image 378x349]

Sincerely, P-Money All $tar


Fantastic!
 
2012-03-21 06:07:03 PM  
images.wikia.com

R.I.P. DINO THE DINOSAUR
 
2012-03-21 06:07:34 PM  
So, when is the douche-off between him and Mr. Gotta-be-at-the-gym-in-26-minutes?
 
2012-03-21 06:08:33 PM  
This thread wins my internet of the day. I have LOL'd, would LOL again.

Signed,
hobble m. kitty

/and that's all lowercase, so get it right you bunch of clown shoes or I'll sue!!
 
2012-03-21 06:08:42 PM  

generalDisdain: Helena Boner Carter: [i1156.photobucket.com image 640x434]

Bravo! All it needs is an eyepatch.


haha, I was going to have him holding a dart and a law book/lawsuit papers, but I'm a little short on time today... ;)
 
2012-03-21 06:08:54 PM  
[HeyGuysWhat'sGoingOnInThisThread.jpg]
[OhLawd.jpg]

/For some reason, my Photobucket account is crapping out.
 
2012-03-21 06:10:58 PM  

OgreMagi: Krieghund: kwame: Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Liter #1: This is the kind of sh*t you people pay for?

Liter #2: *pathetic pandering for attention*

Liter #3: Attempt to get involved in a serious discussion WAY too late

Liter #4: *snotty comment about how all we do is kiss each other's ass*

Liter #5: Posts outdated humorous picture

I think that covers it.

I guess I should change my handle to liter1thru5

Liter #6: Request for BIE, but has no EIP.


Liter #7: I had TF once, but I didn't find the attraction.

Liter #8: I don't really care what TF'ers think about liters.

Liter #9: I really regret getting involved in this conversation. I pretty much destroyed my Liter #8 status
 
2012-03-21 06:12:45 PM  
It's not news it's /Fark/



so we get to be personal army right?

desu?
 
2012-03-21 06:18:20 PM  
My name is not Merv Griffin.
My name is not Merv Griffin.
My name is not Merv Griffin.
My real name is George!
 
2012-03-21 06:18:52 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Boeheimian Rhapsody: So does this guy have an entry in urban dictionary yet?

Working on it.



[i1122.photobucket.com image 378x349]

Sincerely, P-Money All $tar


AHAHAHA!
 
2012-03-21 06:19:43 PM  
Wow, I think I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Dino. What a horrible life he must have to behave this way.

I hope he gets some help.
 
2012-03-21 06:21:49 PM  

Trivia Jockey: When the story first came out, I sent the guy an email telling him how childish he was being. Well, I then got put on an email distribution list for his "press releases". I asked twice to be taken off of it, and now this is the latest "press release". I am so honored to be so important to this douchnozzle.


PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 21, 2012

Contact: Publicity Department
publicity[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]cossastradlacos[* image 7x13]com

PROPER NOTICE VS. SPAM

GLENDALE, CALIF. March 21, 2012 - We recently received a demand from an unidentified
person who can only be described as Trivia Jockey triviajockey[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com who wanted to have
his/her e-mail address removed from our press release list.

The following is Southern California Darts Association, Inc.'s response to this person:

Dear Mr., Mrs., or Ms.:

We cannot properly address you because you, like most of the defendants and prospective
defendants, for example, George Spelvin georgespelvin32[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]com (a.k.a. L. David
Irete), cowardly hide behind fictitious display names and never reveal your true identities, so
that we can do our due diligence and distinguish your hate rhetoric and vitriol with that of a
defendant.

Since you have interjected yourself into this lawsuit with nasty and hateful e-mails, we can only
infer that you are a defendant that is currently involved in the lawsuit or will be shortly. In
addition, based on your comments, we can infer that you are a member of this group that
continues to cause damage to our company, and thus, based on a recent lawsuit filed in federal
court by your entire group against Southern California Darts Association, Inc. and our
companies' president and CEO, we are within our rights to provide notice to you and every other
person who is involved.

* * *

If you wish to come out from the shadows and provide us with your true nam ...


You, sir, are a complete moran for getting involved. Boo farkity hoo for you.
 
2012-03-21 06:22:01 PM  

Shostie: RexTalionis: This is not legal advice and I am not offering any warranties and you'd be stupid to follow anything I say, but, if I were the original Southern California Darts Association, I look into this Zaffino guy for violating a common law trademark (i.e. "Southern California Darts Association") when he started conducting business with the same mark..

You really should read the article from the linked thread.

Link (new window)

If nothing else it has entertainment value in its epic douchebaggery.


This is about as apt a usage of the term "epic douchebaggery" as I can imagine, especially as it is rooted in such trivial bullshiat. His middle initial? Really? The guy's imaginings of injury to himself over perceived slights is up at Paul Lazzaro levels.
 
2012-03-21 06:23:29 PM  

Lehk: It's not news it's /Fark/



so we get to be personal army right?

desu?


Dino M. Desu
 
2012-03-21 06:24:13 PM  
If this thread is an indicator of what you get for signing up for Total Fark, I'm pretty happy I never did.
 
2012-03-21 06:24:14 PM  

kwame: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I'm going to talk about cheese now.

I had Fromager d'Affinois yesterday. It was smooth and creamy, and it was neither a cocksucker nor a douchenozzle.


Oh god. Give. Give now.
 
2012-03-21 06:29:22 PM  
If you have a lot of time to waste, and want to see how someone got burned big time for messing with a member of another site, might want to read about the Wenzel incident - Link (new window)
 
2012-03-21 06:29:42 PM  
This thread has been a magical part of my day.
 
2012-03-21 06:30:13 PM  
To all the "who cares?" people:

You obviously do, because you're posting on this thread. If you didn't, you wouldn't post on it.
 
2012-03-21 06:31:27 PM  

Shostie: Trivia Jockey: When the story first came out, I sent the guy an email telling him how childish he was being.

Well, there's your problem right there.


Hate to say it but, THIS.
 
2012-03-21 06:32:26 PM  
I'm sending him this thread.
 
2012-03-21 06:32:39 PM  

Trivia Jockey: summary of douchetastical behavior


I'd personally set up an email reject rule that returns "5.7.0. User does not give a flying fark what you have to say" so he'd get it in an NDR every time he sends out a press release, but that's just me. Besides, you wouldn't be able to do that with gmail.

/IT nerds have more fun
 
2012-03-21 06:38:02 PM  
There's no way I'm leaving my fingerprints in this thread.


You're all in trouble!



i.imgur.com
 
2012-03-21 06:44:22 PM  

Marysue: This is probably the best German Cheese Ever. (new window)


Because champignon mushrooms are the rarest of the rare.
 
2012-03-21 06:45:01 PM  

hillary: Rip Dashrock: If you have a lot of time to waste, and want to see how someone got burned big time for messing with a member of another site, might want to read about the Wenzel incident - Link (new window)

Favor: it got long after the second page, and there's 70 more. What's the short version?


Guy ripped another guy off; everyone got involved; email and home address given; girlfriend, school, classmates, 'friends' all got involved - all for some $25.
 
2012-03-21 06:45:21 PM  
Never forget the name Dino M. Zaffina. The "M" stands for "Dick".
 
2012-03-21 06:46:25 PM  

Phoenix87ta: Trivia Jockey: summary of douchetastical behavior

I'd personally set up an email reject rule that returns "5.7.0. User does not give a flying fark what you have to say" so he'd get it in an NDR every time he sends out a press release, but that's just me. Besides, you wouldn't be able to do that with gmail.

/IT nerds have more fun


I used to love setting up custom reject messages on my mail server.
 
2012-03-21 06:47:00 PM  

KidneyStone: Trivia Jockey: When the story first came out, I sent the guy an email telling him how childish he was being. Well, I then got put on an email distribution list for his "press releases". I asked twice to be taken off of it, and now this is the latest "press release". I am so honored to be so important to this douchnozzle.


You, sir, are a complete moran for getting involved. Boo farkity hoo for you.


You are now involved.
Expect a subpoena.
 
2012-03-21 06:47:14 PM  
I think you should trademark the Dino M. Zaffina Foundation and then sue him because his name is too similar and request he hereby write his name as Dino Zaffina only.
 
2012-03-21 06:48:43 PM  

hillary: Rip Dashrock: If you have a lot of time to waste, and want to see how someone got burned big time for messing with a member of another site, might want to read about the Wenzel incident - Link (new window)

Favor: it got long after the second page, and there's 70 more. What's the short version?


Cliffnotes, scammer tries to rip off board member trying to by used parts, when confronted, scammer taunts board members with "what are you going to do?" Board members attack in full force including posting scammers personal info, photos of scammers house, making townsfolk, friends, employers etc. know what a dirtbag scammer is. Attack spreads to numerous other websites, Fark is mentioned a few times. Scammer finally gives up, refunds money and apologises.
 
2012-03-21 06:49:40 PM  
You never should have e-mailed this cocksucker.
 
2012-03-21 06:53:15 PM  

Sensei: basemetal: I really have no advice other than to spam his ass with throw away email addresses in which you call him jackass all the time.

Turn him over to David Thorne.

Link (new window)


oh wow, that is priceless...
 
2012-03-21 06:53:17 PM  
As a fan of having my cock sucked I'm offended that a douchebag as this would sully the name of cocksuckers around the world.
 
2012-03-21 06:54:45 PM  

OgreMagi: Phoenix87ta: Trivia Jockey: summary of douchetastical behavior

I'd personally set up an email reject rule that returns "5.7.0. User does not give a flying fark what you have to say" so he'd get it in an NDR every time he sends out a press release, but that's just me. Besides, you wouldn't be able to do that with gmail.

/IT nerds have more fun

I used to love setting up custom reject messages on my mail server.


I was also considering suggesting "5.7.1. You're being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please", but that would probably make the situation worse.
 
2012-03-21 06:54:52 PM  

Ken at Popehat: Hmm . . . . urge to cockroach-stomp . . . . rising . . . . .


I hope it rose enough.

/enthusiastic popehat reader
 
2012-03-21 06:56:32 PM  
This looks like a job for your email's junk mail function.
 
2012-03-21 06:57:50 PM  
So you got what you wanted- attention from this guy. Great?

Suddenly you're clogging the queue and taking a place where another Kardashian or Joss Whedon story could have been. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
 
2012-03-21 06:59:26 PM  

Tziva: Ken at Popehat: Hmm . . . . urge to cockroach-stomp . . . . rising . . . . .

I hope it rose enough.

/enthusiastic popehat reader


.
/same here, Tziva; in fact, I think I first
heard about it through you :-)
 
2012-03-21 07:01:02 PM  

some.old.lady.: Tziva: /enthusiastic popehat reader


/same here, Tziva; in fact, I think I first
heard about it through you :-)


Yes! I recall you replying to the "Anatomy of a Scam" thread when I submitted it.
 
2012-03-21 07:02:27 PM  

MagSeven: You never should have e-mailed this cocksucker.


He did a good thing for us here today. I look forward to contributing to his legal defense fund.
 
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