FARK.com: (7006981) Remember the story about the jerk who ruined a for-fun beer darts league? (LGT original thread) Well, the jerk behind it is now targeting a Farker (DIT)

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antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-03-21 12:44:37 PM

This does it, I"m going golfing.

KatjaMouse		2012-03-21 12:45:38 PM

Tziva: ALSO. Is there a way to tell when this actually goes public? Sometimes I link people threads after it's gone green but before it's live on main and they have to wait a few hours, which is lame.

Well, now someone should have a couple of hours to go and craft a decent Press Release then.

Marysue		2012-03-21 12:46:11 PM

Saborlas: If Dina N. Saphidda has a problem with me deliberately misspelling his name, he can call me at 985-655-2500. I look forward to a long conversation in which I make him cry like the little girl he is. And then I'll unleash the press release that proves that he cheats at darts.

Dude.

We know you're just looking for someone to dom you.

griffer		2012-03-21 12:46:16 PM

PRESS RELEASE

For IMMEDIATE RELEASE

March 21, 2012

ATTN: MODERATORS, ADMINS, Drew Curtis

Does Drew really want to get subpoenaed to release the names of the Farkers who have slandered the party this thread references?

generalDisdain		2012-03-21 12:47:25 PM

Tziva: generalDisdain: rinasaunce: From the actions he is reported to have taken, this guy is just toxic. I certainly hope that Dino Zaffina enjoys playing darts all by himself.

/Oh, did I forget his middle initial?

I will just leave this here:

[i392.photobucket.com image 640x236]

But is it available with the "M"? You better register it quick before your great idea is blessed upon the liters.

I can't. I am on my phone in a waiting room, trying not to LOL reading this thread.
I did the screencap before I left home. :)

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot		2012-03-21 12:48:03 PM

kwame: Shostie: Did you send it in news release format? Because that would be f*cking great.

Awww. dammit!

FAAAIL.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 12:48:10 PM

griffer: Does Drew really want to get subpoenaed to release the names of the Farkers who have slandered the party this thread references?

Where's the slander (and it would be libel, btw)? Calling someone names is not libel. You have to deliberately publish a knowingly false statement.

Saborlas		2012-03-21 12:48:30 PM

Marysue: Dude.

We know you're just looking for someone to dom you.

Don't need to look anymore, actually.

But I'm just hoping that Captain Obviously-Took-A-Dart-To-The-Head comes in this thread and starts screaming in impotent rage.

AtticusFinchEsq		2012-03-21 12:49:23 PM

HOLY SHIAT GRIFFER AND MARYSUE JUST POSTED WITHIN FIVE SECONDS OF EACH OTHER

I blame kitwilly.

rumpelstiltskin		2012-03-21 12:49:42 PM

griffer: PRESS RELEASE

For IMMEDIATE RELEASE

March 21, 2012

ATTN: MODERATORS, ADMINS, Drew Curtis

Does Drew really want to get subpoenaed to release the names of the Farkers who have slandered the party this thread references?

Who cares? If this thing ever does see a court, the judge is just going to send everyone involved home to the custody of their parents, and order that they not be allowed dessert for a month.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot		2012-03-21 12:49:44 PM

Saborlas: But I'm just hoping that Captain Obviously-Took-A-Dart-To-The-Head comes in this thread and starts screaming in impotent rage.

Don't you have to wait twenty-four hours before you can make a comment or is that just for submitting a thread?

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot		2012-03-21 12:50:19 PM

In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

griffer		2012-03-21 12:50:38 PM

Trivia Jockey: ou have to deliberately publish a knowingly false statement.

Somebody said he cheats at darts, etc. Drew would be publishing these statements in a public forum and this guy is worse that a patent troll.

Just saying.

And calling him names is defamation...anyway, I'm no lawyer, but this seems like a bad idea.

griffer		2012-03-21 12:51:27 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: HOLY SHIAT GRIFFER AND MARYSUE JUST POSTED WITHIN FIVE SECONDS OF EACH OTHER

I have a laptop on another server running today.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 12:51:41 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

So how's that work, when a real-life troll comes into a thread to troll about his trolling?

Tziva		2012-03-21 12:52:09 PM

generalDisdain: I can't. I am on my phone in a waiting room, trying not to LOL reading this thread.
I did the screencap before I left home. :)

Just think about how pissed he would be that someone other then him owns that domain. With the "M" of course, since apparently sans-initial is referring to some other guy.

griffer: Does Drew really want to get subpoenaed to release the names of the Farkers who have slandered the party this thread references?

I am pretty sure his lawyer is just an alter-ego, which makes this scenario playing out unlikely.

Trivia Jockey: 2:44 p.m. eastern time.
Shostie: will post to Main » on 21 Mar 2012 at 2:44 PM | Favorite | Watch | share: Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook more»

Thank you. I'm retarded.

Saborlas		2012-03-21 12:53:07 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Don't you have to wait twenty-four hours before you can make a comment or is that just for submitting a thread?

Admins can bypass that. And one would, for the sole purpose of driving up the ad-views from this thread.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 12:53:32 PM

griffer: And calling him names is defamation

Eh, not really. Defamation is the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual.

You might be right about the cheating at darts thing, though. [I did not post that.]

kwame		2012-03-21 12:53:46 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

This may be the smartest thing you've ever posted.

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-03-21 12:53:47 PM

Saborlas: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Don't you have to wait twenty-four hours before you can make a comment or is that just for submitting a thread?

Admins can bypass that. And one would, for the sole purpose of driving up the ad-views from this thread.

I believe it is a 6 hour wait FWIW.

Marysue		2012-03-21 12:54:49 PM

AtticusFinchEsq: HOLY SHIAT GRIFFER AND MARYSUE JUST POSTED WITHIN FIVE SECONDS OF EACH OTHER

I blame kitwilly.

You're not very good at understanding technology there, counselor.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 12:56:24 PM

kwame: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

This may be the smartest thing you've ever posted.

Actually, it is...because posting as him would likely be considered parody, and thus immunity from suit.

griffer		2012-03-21 12:58:51 PM

Tziva: I am pretty sure his lawyer is just an alter-ego, which makes this scenario playing out unlikely.

FTA he has been involved in over 20 lawsuits, most as the plaintiff.

I am no lawyer, but it seems like this could be bad news for drew.

atlfarkette		2012-03-21 12:59:36 PM

Trivia Jockey: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

So how's that work, when a real-life troll comes into a thread to troll about his trolling?

i42.tinypic.com

generalDisdain		2012-03-21 12:59:44 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

Brilliant! Someone else grab one without the initial too.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:02:21 PM

generalDisdain: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

Brilliant! Someone else grab one without the initial too.

And then someone create an account for the rogue "M".

atlfarkette		2012-03-21 01:02:41 PM

griffer: I am no lawyer, but it seems like this could be bad news for drew.

If making fun of people on Fark causes lawsuits, well, Drew would have been f*cked a long time ago. It's what we do.

ami5000		2012-03-21 01:02:51 PM

Someone nabbed the Dino M. Zaffina already.

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-03-21 01:02:52 PM

Trivia Jockey: generalDisdain: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: In that same vein, someone should totally go steal Dino M. Zaffina as a handle before he gets here.

Brilliant! Someone else grab one without the initial too.

And then someone create an account for the rogue "M".

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:03:57 PM

ami5000: Someone nabbed the Dino M. Zaffina already.

lol

generalDisdain		2012-03-21 01:04:01 PM

some.old.lady.		2012-03-21 01:04:59 PM

Marysue: The best part is how butthurt subby and his friends are over this epic troll.

.
It is actually fascinating to me to note the widely varying reactions to people's comments in interwebworld.

In this case, e.g., it never seemed to me that Trivia Jockey was butthurt. I got the impression that he was mildly amused and sharing the latest chapter of this idiocy with farkers.

I thought, "Ohhh *YES!*, more Tales From the Wannabe-RatPacker!" and settled in for a fun ride :)

In fact, I was hoping it would go green so that farkers everywhere could get in on the action! Will The Power Of Fark make an appearance in this saga? Tune in next week for...

/anyway, point actually was: good morning, Marysue, and yes, you are fascinating. And sometimes scary ;-)

AirForceVet		2012-03-21 01:05:14 PM

Trivia Jockey, as you seem to be getting spam from an identifiable source, can you file FCC complaints, sue him for harassment, have him charged with stalking?

What does the California Bar Association say about this stupid, hateful person? He's going to give the Westboro Baptist Church a good name.

atlfarkette		2012-03-21 01:05:19 PM

generalDisdain: Dino's Missing M

LOFL

Tziva		2012-03-21 01:05:43 PM

griffer: Tziva: I am pretty sure his lawyer is just an alter-ego, which makes this scenario playing out unlikely.

FTA he has been involved in over 20 lawsuits, most as the plaintiff.

I am no lawyer, but it seems like this could be bad news for drew.

Okay, you read more of the article than I did, apparently.

I got distracted by the cocksucker quote.

thismomentinblackhistory		2012-03-21 01:05:45 PM

griffer: Tziva: I am pretty sure his lawyer is just an alter-ego, which makes this scenario playing out unlikely.

FTA he has been involved in over 20 lawsuits, most as the plaintiff.

I am no lawyer, but it seems like this could be bad news for drew.

I would agree with you except this is a press release. The linked article Shostie provided would have 50+ defendants from the comments alone. I think as long as Trivia Jockey doesn't get spooked and ask that it be pulled that it'll go live at 2:44.

ami5000		2012-03-21 01:06:15 PM

And Dino Zaffina is taken now too. I have a feeling in 6 hours this thread is going to be overrun with Dino Zaffinas.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:06:57 PM

AirForceVet: He's going to give the Westboro Baptist Church a good name.

God Hates M's

Tziva		2012-03-21 01:06:59 PM

generalDisdain: Dino's Missing M

Get on it, gD :D

syrynxx		2012-03-21 01:07:43 PM

I'm incensed.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:07:44 PM

some.old.lady.: In this case, e.g., it never seemed to me that Trivia Jockey was butthurt. I got the impression that he was mildly amused and sharing the latest chapter of this idiocy with farkers.

Exactly, thank you.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:08:25 PM

ami5000: And Dino Zaffina is taken now too. I have a feeling in 6 hours this thread is going to be overrun with Dino Zaffinas.

OMG I'm dying here. Imagining a host of virtual Oompa-Loompas deluging the thread, all with variations of his name.

Blues_X		2012-03-21 01:09:25 PM

What about Dino Zaffinas Favorite Cock?

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:10:04 PM

Blues_X: What about Dino Zaffinas Favorite Cock?

ROFL

timujin		2012-03-21 01:10:14 PM

Trivia Jockey: generalDisdain: Does the douchetard have a site?

Yes. http://southerncaliforniadartsassociation.com/

Oh... Anonymous, I think you're being paged.

ami5000		2012-03-21 01:11:50 PM

Trivia Jockey: OMG I'm dying here. Imagining a host of virtual Oompa-Loompas deluging the thread, all with variations of his name.

It might happen. There are three different accounts now.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:12:36 PM

ami5000: Trivia Jockey: OMG I'm dying here. Imagining a host of virtual Oompa-Loompas deluging the thread, all with variations of his name.

It might happen. There are three different accounts now.

The refresh button is going to get a workout today.

ami5000		2012-03-21 01:13:29 PM

Trivia Jockey: The refresh button is going to get a workout today.

Actually it looks like Dino M. Zaffina was created in February.

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot		2012-03-21 01:13:34 PM

Now I'm bitter because Fark says I have too many logins so I can't join the fun.

Trivia Jockey		2012-03-21 01:15:00 PM

ami5000: Trivia Jockey: The refresh button is going to get a workout today.

Actually it looks like Dino M. Zaffina was created in February.

Hopefully this is the bat-signal for him.

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