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(Fark)   Remember the story about the jerk who ruined a for-fun beer darts league? (LGT original thread) Well, the jerk behind it is now targeting a Farker (DIT)   (fark.com) divider line 1237
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2012-03-23 10:42:25 AM  
And day 3 begins. I wonder what new kind of bull Brenda will spew out at us on Dumbo's behalf.
 
2012-03-23 10:47:59 AM  

tuffsnake: Trivia Jockey: tuffsnake: To Whom It May Concern,

You made that up, right? That's not really from Brenda is it?

I like to think that in a way we're all Brenda



Darn, I was hoping it was real.
;)
 
2012-03-23 10:54:25 AM  

Trivia Jockey: Saberus Terras: Should a part 2 thread be made?

It likely wouldn't be greenlit, though...would only be for TFers. Might as well see how far this one can go.


It probably wouldn't be very good. I never got a reply on my last one. :-(
 
2012-03-23 10:58:22 AM  

hillary: Somebody write them with the misunderstanding that SCDA is a gay darts association


*golf clap*
 
2012-03-23 11:08:18 AM  

Dear Mr M victim,

This whole thread would have never happened had you just done one thing. Remove one person from your e mail press releases when they asked that you do so, that you are required by California law to do so. Your failure to do so resulted in this person asking for advice on what to do and posting this followup in this whole stupidity on your behalf. Welcome to the age of the internet, where some stories can catch people's interest and they can express their opinions.

sincerely

basemetal
 
2012-03-23 11:50:14 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-23 12:28:36 PM  

Trivia Jockey: Saberus Terras: Should a part 2 thread be made?

It likely wouldn't be greenlit, though...would only be for TFers. Might as well see how far this one can go.


It's amazing that Farkers, who have a whole host of news items to mock at their immediate disposal, have made this thread last as long as it has.

How big of an ass is someone when people are not only willing, but insist, to be quoted in print media calling you a c*cksucker? He's going to be Fark legend.

I'm a little choked up, watching a meme being born.

blue M. hubcap
 
2012-03-23 12:33:11 PM  
Best thread ever.

Didgeridoo Mekkalekkahaimekkahineyho Zafrappos.

Oh - and Trivia Jockey I laughed until I cried reading your profile. You funny man!
 
2012-03-23 12:34:17 PM  

Amy Winehouse's Ghost: Oh - and Trivia Jockey I laughed until I cried reading your profile. You funny man!


Haha, thanks.
 
2012-03-23 01:18:42 PM  
It is not funny or legal to slander a man's name.

I have saved all the posts in this discussion forum as evidence.

Rest assured, your insults will not go unanswered.

And to the personage that took my name as a nom de plume, you will be sent a cease and desist as soon as fark.com replies to my inquiries.

I don't get mad, I set things right.

I did with SCDA, I can do it to fark.com. Be warned Drew Curtis.

Sincerely,

Dino N. Zaffina
 
2012-03-23 01:21:26 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: It is not funny or legal to slander a man's name.

* * * * *

Dino N. Zaffina



I see what you did there.
 
2012-03-23 01:24:42 PM  
Very late, but damn that's a lot of reading. What a great way to kill an entire workday.

/yes I'm at work
//No my boss doesn't give a damn that I read FARK at work.
///I love my boss
///No he isn't the douchebag Tiny M Zaffina
 
2012-03-23 02:18:42 PM  
I am very serious.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
SCDA
League President
 
2012-03-23 02:39:06 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: I am very serious.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
SCDA
League President


Your profile sucks.
 
2012-03-23 02:44:50 PM  

basemetal: Your profile sucks.


HEY NOW, show some...

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-23 02:45:43 PM  

basemetal: Your profile sucks.

smucks

FTFY
 
2012-03-23 02:46:34 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: I am very serious.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
SCDA
League President


Bring it, Dingus McButthurt
 
2012-03-23 02:46:48 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: I am very serious.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
SCDA
League President


Look, I said I was sorry.
 
2012-03-23 03:01:01 PM  
Awesome thread is awesome.
 
2012-03-23 03:03:44 PM  
This is not very funny.

For a humor website, I expected more laughs.

At the bare minimum, I expected copyright infringement with those insipid little single frame cartoons everyone faxes around, but this is just plain character assassination.

It's like a pit of vipers making lame posts.

Appalled,

Dino M. Zaffina
 
2012-03-23 03:04:32 PM  

Trivia Jockey:
HEY NOW, show some...


Quit paging me into this thread.
 
2012-03-23 03:07:53 PM  
So anyone else here back from this douchecanoe?

/the thread that keeps on giving...
 
2012-03-23 03:09:41 PM  

phoxxy: So anyone else here hear back from this douchecanoe?

/the thread that keeps on giving...


GDI....

/correcting myself...
 
2012-03-23 03:10:19 PM  
Do you people do drugs?

It is the only explanation for the misspelling and rampant childishness.

I am assume it is largely pot.

Saddened,

Dino M. Zaffina
 
2012-03-23 03:17:17 PM  
Dear Phoxxy,

Please clarify, this person you slander with a ridiculous, invented swear word, are you referring to the coward that hides behind Trivia Jockey, or myself.

Be specific, as this is a living record.

My name is as below in my closing, and I appreciate you remember that as this may become Litigious, Phoxxy.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
 
2012-03-23 03:19:15 PM  
It is a bit unfortunate that alts took all his names so if the real one ever did show up, he'd be under some unidentifiable handle.
 
2012-03-23 03:22:03 PM  
shiat.. now I've got to register as Dino's Unidentifiable Handle.
 
2012-03-23 03:22:26 PM  
i290.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-23 03:22:38 PM  
www.gmpopcorn.com
 
2012-03-23 03:23:15 PM  

Resmpect: Trivia Jockey:
HEY NOW, show some...

Quit paging me into this thread.


.
.
OMFG, hahahahahaha, you guys rock!!
 
2012-03-23 03:24:05 PM  

elev8meL8r: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 350x321]


Just because it happens to be a farking amazing song:
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed him so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both the girl and boy were glad
Cause one kid had it worse than that

Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
 
2012-03-23 03:25:08 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-03-23 03:26:03 PM  

basemetal: D.M. Zaffina: I am very serious.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
SCDA
League President

Your profile sucks.


.
.
Hey, I agree with basemetal:

ALL YOU DINOES NEED TO SET UP YOUR PROFILES!!

Let the insanity flower like evil kudzu...
 
2012-03-23 03:27:21 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-23 03:28:43 PM  

gunther_bumpass: shiat.. now I've got to register as Dino's Unidentifiable Handle.


.
.
gunther_bumpass, I am desperately in love with you right now :-)
 
2012-03-23 03:30:09 PM  
Tziva,

It is I, Dino M. Zaffina.

Someone did take my legal, given name from me blessed Italian parents, but I have conceded to using the form D.M. Zaffina on other internet sites, so it is acceptable here.

Why do you doubt that this is my Legitimate Persona?

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina
 
2012-03-23 03:34:47 PM  

Resmpect: Trivia Jockey:
HEY NOW, show some...

Quit paging me into this thread.


SO.FARKING.AWESOME! :D
 
2012-03-23 03:39:02 PM  
I will say this thread has more alts in it then I've noticed in any other thread.
 
2012-03-23 03:39:13 PM  

generalDisdain: Resmpect: Trivia Jockey:
HEY NOW, show some...

Quit paging me into this thread.

SO.FARKING.AWESOME! :D


.
{{{hugs!}}} I knooow, right?
 
2012-03-23 03:42:05 PM  

Argonous:


.
Ahem. How much for a bucket'o'popcorn the size of Dizzino's ego??
 
2012-03-23 03:48:37 PM  
All,


I think we have quite enough of this tomfoolery.

I am sending this on to my legal department.

Brenda will handle all correspondence with Drew Curtis on this matter as she is my Legal Professional.

Good day,

Dino M. Zaffina
 
2012-03-23 03:53:23 PM  

phoxxy: Merkin Ball: roncofooddehydrator: Trivia Jockey: Well, I then got put on an email distribution list for his "press releases". I asked twice to be taken off of it, and now this is the latest "press release". I am so honored to be so important to this douchnozzle.

Send him this link: http://business.ftc.gov/documents/bus61-can-spam-act-compliance-guide- business and reply to him that he is in violation of the CAN-SPAM act for not honoring your opt-out request as well as for requiring that you take steps beyond sending a reply email. Tell him that you've filed a complaint with the FTC along with the proper documentation, and that he can expect a fine of $16,000 for each email he sends you in violation of CAN-SPAM. That should resolve the issue.

have you tried that?

Only because it's been recommended several times in the thread already...

You know how I know you two haven't read the whole thread? :P


That or my ignore list is HUGE :)
 
2012-03-23 04:13:40 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: All,


I think we have quite enough of this tomfoolery.

I am sending this on to my legal department.

Brenda will handle all correspondence with Drew Curtis on this matter as she is my Legal Professional.

Good day,

Dino M. Zaffina




Hey Dino N. Zuniga, are you related to Daphne Zuniga?
 
2012-03-23 04:17:19 PM  

quoinguy:

Hey Dino N. Zuniga, are you related to Daphne Zuniga?


Zuniga, please.
 
2012-03-23 04:46:49 PM  

Tziva: I will say this thread has more alts in it then I've noticed in any other thread.


This thread has created more alts than any other thread.
 
2012-03-23 04:49:08 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: Dear Phoxxy,

Please clarify, this person you slander with a ridiculous, invented swear word, are you referring to the coward that hides behind Trivia Jockey, or myself.

Be specific, as this is a living record.

My name is as below in my closing, and I appreciate you remember that as this may become Litigious, Phoxxy.

Sincerely,

Dino M. Zaffina


Well aren't you cute Mr. Recently Created 'M' Forum Troll. :P

Douchecanoe... say it three times really fast.
 
2012-03-23 04:57:01 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: This is not very funny.

For a humor website, I expected more laughs.

At the bare minimum, I expected copyright infringement with those insipid little single frame cartoons everyone faxes around, but this is just plain character assassination.

It's like a pit of vipers making lame posts.

Appalled,

Dino M. Zaffina


If you think this is 'character assassination', you really have no idea. This is Fark.com, we're mostly civilized compared to some other forums.
 
2012-03-23 05:05:34 PM  

D.M. Zaffina: All,


I think we have quite enough of this tomfoolery.

I am sending this on to my legal department.

Brenda will handle all correspondence with Drew Curtis on this matter as she is my Legal Professional.

Good day,

Dino M. Zaffina, Master of the Pants Flute


FTFM
 
2012-03-23 05:13:56 PM  
I hope that some of the dart players in the so cal area get to see this.
 
2012-03-23 05:41:20 PM  

basemetal: I hope that some of the dart players in the so cal area get to see this.


.
I did send an email to Chris Vogel, the author of the LA Weekly article re DMZ, asking if s/he has seen this yet.

I truly hope s/he replies :-)
 
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