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2012-03-22 11:12:30 AM  

hillary: oral vacuum


My octogenarian all-female metal band has a new name! Thanks!
 
2012-03-22 11:30:33 AM  

hillary: correction:

hillary: ...on a dumpy little street that houses the law office of a self-proclaimed ambulance chasing attorney personal injury lawyer along with...

There's really not much point in tempting fate with that joke (even though everyone except personal injury lwayers read the two phrases as synonymous).


I did the google streetview of the "law office". What a dump.
 
2012-03-22 11:33:34 AM  

hillary: I got yer M right here, pal:

[991.com image 450x426]

New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about Darts Douchebag
Talk about Darts Douchebag


FTFY
 
2012-03-22 11:48:19 AM  

generalDisdain: hillary: I got yer M right here, pal:

[991.com image 450x426]

New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about Darts Douchebag
Talk about Darts Douchebag

FTFY


This song has now been forever altered for me, and I'm OK with that. I'll never hear it the same again.

/dartsdarts. MMMMMM... darts douchebag! dartsdarts
 
2012-03-22 11:54:21 AM  
Has anyone considered everyone pitching in together and sending Dino M. Zaffina an all-expenses-paid vacation trip to "FLORIDA"? ;-D
 
2012-03-22 11:54:32 AM  

lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc

Dear Mr. Van:

Thank you for taking the time to write your e-mail and for your understanding.

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
Subsidiaries:
SCDA, So Cal Darts Association, So Cal Darts, and SCDA Products
Corporate Headquarters:
3455 Ocean View Boulevard, Suite 100
Glendale, California 91208
Mailing Address:
5942 Edinger Avenue, Suite 232
Huntington Beach, California 92649
(213) 200-8226
legal[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]cossastradlacos[* image 7x13]com
www.socaldartsassoc.com


Oh.

Mygod.

*raucous applause*
 
2012-03-22 12:09:09 PM  
I wonder if those images he has on his webpage are actually his?
 
2012-03-22 12:12:25 PM  

kvinesknows: I wonder if those images he has on his webpage are actually his?


If you go to the photos link, it's like 8 pics of a dartboard. Lulz.
 
2012-03-22 12:16:54 PM  

hillary: We are not the country's dumping ground for inbreds, psychos, trailer trash, mobsters, and Muslim/Christian fundamentalists. That's what New Jersey, Alaska, California, and Pennsylvania are for.


Hey, you shut your filthy trap!
 
PJ-
2012-03-22 12:18:09 PM  

generalDisdain: Green? FFS!


I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.
 
2012-03-22 12:18:24 PM  

Trivia Jockey: kvinesknows: I wonder if those images he has on his webpage are actually his?

If you go to the photos link, it's like 8 pics of a dartboard. Lulz.


with very different darts and dartboards involved.... the likeliness of those all being his is remote...

but my googlefu sucks so I cant really glean anything from their existance elsewhere
 
2012-03-22 12:20:50 PM  

PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.


Bless your heart.

/pat
 
2012-03-22 12:27:48 PM  
Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?
 
2012-03-22 12:42:42 PM  

hillary: My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


lol
 
2012-03-22 12:50:32 PM  
I'/\/\ afraid I can't be of /\/\uch help. /\/\y keyboard has a broken "/\/\".

/Al Gorith/\/\
 
2012-03-22 12:56:28 PM  

Da Bum: TJ, I'd recommend sending him something of this nature.

PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 22, 2012

Contact: Publicity Department
DinoMzappos[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]gabehcuod[* image 7x13]com

PROPER NOTICE VS. EPIC DOUCHEBAG

GLENDALE, CALIF. March 21, 2012 -
We are pleased to announce that Dino "The Raging coont" V Zaffina has been announced a finalist in the douchebag of the universe award. While he claims that he was blinded while working on a set with lighting, we have suspicions that his injury was indeed the cause of working on a set and took a shot to the eye by Mandingos load. But this alone is not reason enough for him to become a finalist, he is a finalist by being completely worthless to society and an epic troll. From now on, we will refer to Mr. Ms. Mrs. Dino M Zaffina as coontbag Dino D Zaffina to acknowledge his importance to douchebag tactics and attitude.

From our sources, it appears that Diino K Vaginaffina enjoys in his free time (Which he has alot of) masturbating to midget reptile porn and frequently raping squirrels for their nuts. We could not reach a comment or verify these from Dingo himself, but have all reason to believe such as true, but unverified. On Sundays, Dina tends to hang out in his garden wearing crotchless panties while humping worm holes in the ground. While this is difficult with a man with slightly below average sized genitalia, Mr. Ms. Mrs. Dinno B coontaffina has an extremely thin and tiny micropenis (from our sources) that makes violating these worms holes seem easy.

We wish luck to Dino G-dawg Spunkaffina in the competition to win DB of the year, this and every year as we are certain that she'll remain competitive in the world of professional douchebaggery. This cocksucker is a strong entry and is the favored contender for this contest.

Franklin M McCockenballs
Legal Department
Douchebag of the Universe, Inc.


Challenge accepted..
 
2012-03-22 12:58:35 PM  
Somehow I think this headline doesn't mean what the writer thinks it means...

Dino M. Zaffina's Southern California Darts Association Battle Turns On Plumber Milan Sabata (new window)

Or...perhaps...earlier statements quoted in the press were right on?
 
2012-03-22 01:02:30 PM  

hillary: Trivia Jockey: Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?

In an apparent rare moment of wisdom, they failed to take the bait on my request to receive their newsletter. In fact, I received no response at all. My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


ROFL
 
2012-03-22 01:03:10 PM  

PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.


You read way too much into that.

I don't know about gD, but 99% of the time a TF complains about a green, it's because they think the thread is stupid and unworthy of the extra attention. It has nothing to do with being exclusionary. People always root for the best threads to go green, and biatch when the stupid ones do.
 
2012-03-22 01:04:17 PM  
(the other 1% of the time it's because someone just unloaded their whole personal life story in the thread because they didn't expect thousands of extra people to be reading it)
 
2012-03-22 01:07:08 PM  

hillary: Trivia Jockey: Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?

In an apparent rare moment of wisdom, they failed to take the bait on my request to receive their newsletter. In fact, I received no response at all. My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


I've just favourited you as a cock connoisseur. Love it!
 
2012-03-22 01:09:55 PM  
My head hurts from reading this thread this morning! 1000 posts eleventy!

Best thread in a long, long time!
/tips hat to Trivia M. Jockey
 
2012-03-22 01:10:51 PM  
Oops.. missed it by that much...
 
2012-03-22 01:11:37 PM  

BeesNuts: The guy has made it too damned easy to troll him. There's just no glory in it. But if you must, surely his name is the place to start. Don't just nix the initial. Fark every part of it up. When asked to correct it, do so. Incorrectly.

Dino Zaffoni


Who's in it for the glory? I'm in it for the lulz. I'll see how many of your name ideas I can get through in back and forth emails.

Dear Brenda,

It's my pleasure. I actually happened across the press release quite randomly on a website. Is there a list to be included on to receive updates as the fight progresses? Also, if you would be so kind as to pass my support along to Mr. Dino Zaffoni, I would be most appreciative.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc
 
2012-03-22 01:12:15 PM  

hillary: My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


too funny lol
 
2012-03-22 01:12:24 PM  
I keep misreading this thread on my 'recent' list as "Beef Darts" and then I feel scandalised.
 
2012-03-22 01:15:11 PM  

PJ-: I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.


You are bit off topic but I still like what you say - favorited.

hillary: In an apparent rare moment of wisdom, they failed to take the bait on my request to receive their newsletter. In fact, I received no response at all. My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


Did you address him by his full name in the request?
 
2012-03-22 01:16:20 PM  

PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.



They don't want to associate with po' folks horning in on their deal and getting virtually all the same benefits without contributing to the costs of upkeep.

/Amazing how they act stereotypically 1%-ish, but are too liberal to admit it.
 
2012-03-22 01:26:56 PM  

Tziva: PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.

You read way too much into that.

I don't know about gD, but 99% of the time a TF complains about a green, it's because they think the thread is stupid and unworthy of the extra attention. It has nothing to do with being exclusionary. People always root for the best threads to go green, and biatch when the stupid ones do.


.....
Tziva, you are exactly right, including your subsequent comment:

"(the other 1% of the time it's because someone just unloaded their whole personal life story in the thread because they didn't expect thousands of extra people to be reading it)"

I could not have said it any better, thanks!

/ Feel free to ignore this question, I don't mean to be intrusive: is there any particular reason you are not currently TF? [EIP]
 
2012-03-22 01:27:18 PM  

lennavan: Dear Brenda,

It's my pleasure. I actually happened across the press release quite randomly on a website. Is there a list to be included on to receive updates as the fight progresses? Also, if you would be so kind as to pass my support along to Mr. Dino Zaffoni, I would be most appreciative.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc



I keep checking in on this thread because I want to see if this exchange goes somewhere...
 
2012-03-22 01:27:58 PM  

Tziva: PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.

You read way too much into that.

I don't know about gD, but 99% of the time a TF complains about a green, it's because they think the thread is stupid and unworthy of the extra attention. It has nothing to do with being exclusionary. People always root for the best threads to go green, and biatch when the stupid ones do.


The mods must have insights we mere users of the system are not privy to, because this thread rocked the house and continues to do so.
 
2012-03-22 01:29:25 PM  

hobblekitty: because this thread rocked the house and continues to do so.


Yeah, it seems to be a rare thread with two-day legs.
 
2012-03-22 01:31:24 PM  

some.old.lady.: Tziva: PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.

You read way too much into that.

I don't know about gD, but 99% of the time a TF complains about a green, it's because they think the thread is stupid and unworthy of the extra attention. It has nothing to do with being exclusionary. People always root for the best threads to go green, and biatch when the stupid ones do.

.....
Tziva, you are exactly right, including your subsequent comment:

"(the other 1% of the time it's because someone just unloaded their whole personal life story in the thread because they didn't expect thousands of extra people to be reading it)"

I could not have said it any better, thanks!

/ Feel free to ignore this question, I don't mean to be intrusive: is there any particular reason you are not currently TF? [EIP]


Ladies, ladies... no need to bring reasonable explanations into this.
Please allow them to make false assumptions and call me names.
It's giving me the weirdest clardon.
 
2012-03-22 01:34:35 PM  

Tziva: I keep misreading this thread on my 'recent' list as "Beef Darts" and then I feel scandalised.


.
Oops, I see you already *are* TF.

SIGH, it's not easy being slow . . . :-)
 
2012-03-22 01:38:01 PM  

generalDisdain: some.old.lady.: Tziva: PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.

You read way too much into that.

I don't know about gD, but 99% of the time a TF complains about a green, it's because they think the thread is stupid and unworthy of the extra attention. It has nothing to do with being exclusionary. People always root for the best threads to go green, and biatch when the stupid ones do.

.....
Tziva, you are exactly right, including your subsequent comment:

"(the other 1% of the time it's because someone just unloaded their whole personal life story in the thread because they didn't expect thousands of extra people to be reading it)"

I could not have said it any better, thanks!

/ Feel free to ignore this question, I don't mean to be intrusive: is there any particular reason you are not currently TF? [EIP]

Ladies, ladies... no need to bring reasonable explanations into this.
Please allow them to make false assumptions and call me names.
It's giving me the weirdest clardon.


.....
Aahhh, gD, you bring such joy to my tiny TF heart, and I lurve you for that :-)
 
2012-03-22 01:52:33 PM  
This thread has made my night AND morning. Worth being home sick to get this much hilarity!

/Scifi N. Ut
//Don't need no stupid M
 
2012-03-22 01:55:49 PM  
We don't need no M let the M-F-er burn.
 
2012-03-22 01:56:32 PM  
When Dino Zaffina gets pulled over for DUI, he always starts the alphabet at "M".
 
2012-03-22 02:03:24 PM  
Technically since he didnt cash in his $30 check to kick him out of the league, wouldn't he be suing himself asw well since he is/was a member?
 
2012-03-22 02:03:56 PM  
probably already been said but


"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."

kinda really super de duper fits this Mr zoofina

i wonder if Simpsons can sue for trademark infringement?
 
2012-03-22 02:12:14 PM  
I thought this was funny. And old post of his from 5 years ago....

Attention Verizon Wireless Broadband Victims: I have commenced a Class Action lawsuit in California against Verizon Wireless for their deceptive advertising and business tactics regarding their broadband wireless service using their "AirCard." If there are any victims whose service has been terminated in 2006, please contact me at di­nomz­affi­n­a[nospam-﹫-backwards]k­nilhtrae*ne­t and I will lead you in the right direction to be part of the class to fight back. Dino M. Zaffina, J.D.

- Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 03:03:48 (EST)

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-22 02:14:33 PM  
GENE M. MASSETH
 
2012-03-22 02:26:39 PM  

Smoky Dragon Dish: I thought this was funny. And old post of his from 5 years ago....

Attention Verizon Wireless Broadband Victims: I have commenced a Class Action lawsuit in California against Verizon Wireless for their deceptive advertising and business tactics regarding their broadband wireless service using their "AirCard." If there are any victims whose service has been terminated in 2006, please contact me at dinomzaffina[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]knilhtrae[* image 7x13]net and I will lead you in the right direction to be part of the class to fight back. Dino M. Zaffina, J.D.

- Wednesday, February 07, 2007 at 03:03:48 (EST)

Link (new window)


I wonder what the JD stands for, and why he's dropped it off his signature, since he's so particular.
 
2012-03-22 02:29:07 PM  

bluehubcap: wonder what the JD stands for, and why he's dropped it off his signature, since he's so particular.


It stands for Juris Doctor, which means he has a law degree.
 
2012-03-22 02:36:08 PM  

Trivia Jockey: bluehubcap: wonder what the JD stands for, and why he's dropped it off his signature, since he's so particular.

It stands for Juris Doctor, which means he has a law degree.


There's an evil part of me that wants to email this thread to every other dart association in Southern California.
 
2012-03-22 02:36:44 PM  

Trivia Jockey: bluehubcap: wonder what the JD stands for, and why he's dropped it off his signature, since he's so particular.

It stands for Juris Doctor, which means he has a law degree.


Thanks :) I googled it to read up about the designation (commonly LL.B. in Canada).

I'm still wondering why he's dropped it off his signature. He's creating lawsuits and "press releases" like crazy and he has not called himself Dino Whatshisface, J.D. even once. Interesting, considering how emphatic the guy is about his name being treated with resMect.
 
2012-03-22 02:36:46 PM  

Trivia Jockey: When Dino Zaffina gets pulled over for DUI, he always starts the alphabet at "M".


his favorite songs are:

MMMMMMBop by Hanson
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies
 
2012-03-22 02:37:15 PM  

Trivia Jockey: bluehubcap: wonder what the JD stands for, and why he's dropped it off his signature, since he's so particular.

It stands for Juris Doctor, which means he has a law degree.


From where? U of M?

According to court documents:

Petitioner Zaffina appears to have a law degree, but he is not a member of the State Bar of California. On May 6, 2009, Zaffina filed a lawsuit against Target Corporation (Target), claiming that he was injured on an escalator at a Target store. Zaffina then sent numerous e-mails and letters to Target officers and employees and to defense counsel. Target aptly describes these letters as unprofessional and disrespectful.

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-22 02:41:14 PM  

Sofa King Smart: Trivia Jockey: When Dino Zaffina gets pulled over for DUI, he always starts the alphabet at "M".

his favorite songs are:

MMMMMMBop by Hanson
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by Crash Test Dummies



His favorite drink:

www.meridianwebsites.com
 
2012-03-22 02:41:15 PM  
Has anyone else noticed that Shizzy Joyce looks a lot like a young Ashton Kutcher?
 
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