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2012-03-22 10:26:02 AM
i1091.photobucket.com

/I don't know. Just felt right.
 
2012-03-22 10:31:40 AM
And since morning drive comedy radio shows across America and Canada use Fark as daily source material, it is safe to say that he's easily the radio fodder this morning for call-in radio jokes in every market in the U.S. and Canada. Daily Mail story in London within a week is guaranteed with possible follow-up hosings in Salon, Huff Post and even Drudge. He is just too much the idiot comic villain, a self-created dartboard of madness in his own right.

You want to make money in Southern California? Go Cafe-Press his puss onto a dartboard, then start emailing adverts to every bar you can find an email addy for.

Reading the original news stories, it is impossible not to burst out laughing at this wanker's lunatic behavior, but the best was his E.A. Poe's Telltale Heart-style response denying that he's crazy by showing us what craziness he did in order to bypass being labeled as crazy (because no crazy person would ever act that crazy) is one of the funniest moments on the web that I have read in the last couple of years.

Either that or Andy Kaufmann never really died and this is Dino M. is the invented character he is using for a comeback.
 
2012-03-22 10:34:01 AM

Saborlas: 985-655-2500


I called the number and got rick rolled. I may favorite you.
 
2012-03-22 10:34:18 AM

hillary: d since morning drive comedy radio shows across America and Canada use Fark as daily source material, it is safe to say that he's easily the radio fodder this morning for call-in radio jokes in every market in the U.S. and Canada. Daily Mail story in London within a week is guaranteed with possible follow-up hosings in Salon, Huff Post and even Drudge. He is just too much the idiot comic villain, a self-created dartboard of madness in his own right.

You want to make money in Southern California? Go Cafe-Press his puss onto a dartboard, then start emailing adverts to every bar you can find an email addy for.


Will probably show up on OUI FM here in Paris in about a week.
 
2012-03-22 10:34:50 AM

lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc


You magnificent bastard. That's beautiful.

29.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-03-22 10:35:09 AM
"Legal Department"
"Corporate Headquarters"
"Subsidiaries"

lulz
 
2012-03-22 10:38:11 AM
Lenny M Van

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-03-22 10:40:22 AM

hillary: Lenny M Van

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA


inorite?
 
2012-03-22 10:40:48 AM

Trivia Jockey: lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

hee hee

You going to respond?


Probably. I'm tryin to think of snarky things to reply. Best I've come up with so far is to offer some discounted van service or something.
 
2012-03-22 10:41:31 AM

lennavan: Trivia Jockey: lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

hee hee

You going to respond?

Probably. I'm tryin to think of snarky things to reply. Best I've come up with so far is to offer some discounted van service or something.


And end it with "I actually prefer to be called Mr. M Van, thanks."
 
2012-03-22 10:42:45 AM

Trivia Jockey: Ha, if you Google "southern california darts association press release", this thread is the 5th search result.


Excellent - that means follow up threads :)
 
2012-03-22 10:43:27 AM

lennavan: Trivia Jockey: lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

hee hee

You going to respond?

Probably. I'm tryin to think of snarky things to reply. Best I've come up with so far is to offer some discounted van service or something.



How about:

"In further support of you and your association, I'd like to send you some valuable discounts. Unfortunately, the 'name' field doesn't have enough room to accommodate middle initials, so we'll just sent it to 'Dino Ziffina'. I trust that is OK."
 
2012-03-22 10:49:02 AM

lennavan: lennavan: Trivia Jockey: lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

hee hee

You going to respond?

Probably. I'm tryin to think of snarky things to reply. Best I've come up with so far is to offer some discounted van service or something.

And end it with "I actually prefer to be called Mr. M Van, thanks."


i746.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-22 10:53:00 AM
Did a Google maps street stroll past the Glendale office -- a dumpy little building on a dumpy little street that houses the law office of a self-proclaimed ambulance chasing attorney along with a sign that says two other businesses are somehow nestled in there (Techzone?).
 
2012-03-22 10:53:37 AM

Trivia Jockey: lennavan: Trivia Jockey: lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

hee hee

You going to respond?

Probably. I'm tryin to think of snarky things to reply. Best I've come up with so far is to offer some discounted van service or something.


How about:

"In further support of you and your association, I'd like to send you some valuable discounts. Unfortunately, the 'name' field doesn't have enough room to accommodate middle initials, so we'll just sent it to 'Dinoa Ziffinao'. I trust that is OK."


The guy has made it too damned easy to troll him. There's just no glory in it. But if you must, surely his name is the place to start. Don't just nix the initial. Fark every part of it up. When asked to correct it, do so. Incorrectly.

Dino Zaffoni
Don Ziffani
Dan Zuffini
Dina Zaffuno
Donny Zarathustra
Dmitri Zaprowsdower
 
2012-03-22 10:55:18 AM
Thanks for keeping me in stitches yesterday.

Resmpectfully,
M. Theologian
 
2012-03-22 10:55:44 AM
Gyno B. Zenema
 
2012-03-22 11:00:38 AM
drindustrial.com
 
2012-03-22 11:03:31 AM
Dennis M. Zuccotti
Donald M. Semprini
Donna M. Zamboni
Dineom Sapphina
 
2012-03-22 11:09:07 AM
Hmm. I'm tempted to buy dinomzaffoni.com and redirect it straight to dinozaffoni.com. Then link a ton of news articles to dinomzaffoni and boost the page ranking until it's right up there.
 
2012-03-22 11:09:28 AM

lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc

Dear Mr. Van:

Thank you for taking the time to write your e-mail and for your understanding.

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
Subsidiaries:
SCDA, So Cal Darts Association, So Cal Darts, and SCDA Products
Corporate Headquarters:
3455 Ocean View Boulevard, Suite 100
Glendale, California 91208
Mailing Address:
5942 Edinger Avenue, Suite 232
Huntington Beach, California 92649
(213) 200-8226
legal[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]cossastradlacos[* image 7x13]com
www.socaldartsassoc.com


OMG I'm so glad I checked back into this thread again today.
 
2012-03-22 11:11:25 AM

hillary: Whuffo: Just try not to make the mistake of assuming that he thinks like you do or will follow any social "rules" - you're dealing with a psychopath and the normal rules don't apply.... Normally, I'd advise calm discussion to reach a fair settlement. But this is a different ... blah blah blah

The bullshiat is strong with this one.

danielscissorhands: Since I live outside of the United States, is it fine if I let everyone know that Dino M Zafina is a child molestor? Or would that be a bad idea?

It's a criminal offense in many states to publicly falsely accuse someone of being a sex offender. I doubt that you'd beextradited from Toronto, but if you ever travel to the U.S., you'll spend a night in jail every time you get pulled over as each agency is bound to hold you until they find out if California wants to pay for the extradition. Ditto the next time and the time after that for the rest of your life until and inless you straihjten it out with the courts in California.

So yeah, go ahead and do it, if only to prove that you can be as equally douchable as Mr. Dinna F. Zamamma.


Well, of course, when you quoted me you didn't quote the sentence that said "Hypothetically speaking."

It was all just hypothetical for arguments sake. ;-)

But thank you for your legal advice.
 
2012-03-22 11:11:50 AM

lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc

Dear Mr. Van:

Thank you for taking the time to write your e-mail and for your understanding.

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
Subsidiaries:
SCDA, So Cal Darts Association, So Cal Darts, and SCDA Products
Corporate Headquarters:
3455 Ocean View Boulevard, Suite 100
Glendale, California 91208
Mailing Address:
5942 Edinger Avenue, Suite 232
Huntington Beach, California 92649
(213) 200-8226
legal[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]cossastradlacos[* image 7x13]com
www.socaldartsassoc.com


SHE NEVER INCLUDED YOUR M!!! YOU SHOULD SUEM!
 
2012-03-22 11:12:30 AM

hillary: oral vacuum


My octogenarian all-female metal band has a new name! Thanks!
 
2012-03-22 11:25:35 AM
correction:

hillary: ...on a dumpy little street that houses the law office of a self-proclaimed ambulance chasing attorney

personal injury lawyer along with...

There's really not much point in tempting fate with that joke (even though everyone except personal injury lwayers read the two phrases as synonymous).
 
2012-03-22 11:28:54 AM
I got yer M right here, pal:

991.com

New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about Darts Douchebag
Talk about Darts Douchebag
 
2012-03-22 11:30:33 AM

hillary: correction:

hillary: ...on a dumpy little street that houses the law office of a self-proclaimed ambulance chasing attorney personal injury lawyer along with...

There's really not much point in tempting fate with that joke (even though everyone except personal injury lwayers read the two phrases as synonymous).


I did the google streetview of the "law office". What a dump.
 
2012-03-22 11:33:34 AM

hillary: I got yer M right here, pal:

[991.com image 450x426]

New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about Darts Douchebag
Talk about Darts Douchebag


FTFY
 
2012-03-22 11:48:19 AM

generalDisdain: hillary: I got yer M right here, pal:

[991.com image 450x426]

New York, London, Paris, Munich, everybody talk about Darts Douchebag
Talk about Darts Douchebag

FTFY


This song has now been forever altered for me, and I'm OK with that. I'll never hear it the same again.

/dartsdarts. MMMMMM... darts douchebag! dartsdarts
 
2012-03-22 11:54:21 AM
Has anyone considered everyone pitching in together and sending Dino M. Zaffina an all-expenses-paid vacation trip to "FLORIDA"? ;-D
 
2012-03-22 11:54:32 AM

lennavan: Hey, I got a reply.

Dear Brenda,

I just read a copy of today's press release and wanted you to know I support you in your fight against anonymous internet villians.

Best wishes,

Lenny M Van
Legal Department
Lenny's Vans Inc

Dear Mr. Van:

Thank you for taking the time to write your e-mail and for your understanding.

Brenda Hoffman
Legal Department
Southern California Darts Association, Inc.
Subsidiaries:
SCDA, So Cal Darts Association, So Cal Darts, and SCDA Products
Corporate Headquarters:
3455 Ocean View Boulevard, Suite 100
Glendale, California 91208
Mailing Address:
5942 Edinger Avenue, Suite 232
Huntington Beach, California 92649
(213) 200-8226
legal[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]cossastradlacos[* image 7x13]com
www.socaldartsassoc.com


Oh.

Mygod.

*raucous applause*
 
2012-03-22 12:04:21 PM

WorthNoting: Has anyone considered everyone pitching in together and sending Dino M. Zaffina an all-expenses-paid vacation trip to "FLORIDA"? ;-D


F*ck no!!!!! F*ck you!!!!!

You take him in if you want and let him crash on your couch but don't send that asshat here. We've already got enough problems with that crazy-assed loonie in the Governor's Mansion in Tallahassee.

We are not the country's dumping ground for inbreds, psychos, trailer trash, mobsters, and Muslim/Christian fundamentalists. That's what New Jersey, Alaska, California, and Pennsylvania are for.
 
2012-03-22 12:09:09 PM
I wonder if those images he has on his webpage are actually his?
 
2012-03-22 12:12:25 PM

kvinesknows: I wonder if those images he has on his webpage are actually his?


If you go to the photos link, it's like 8 pics of a dartboard. Lulz.
 
2012-03-22 12:16:54 PM

hillary: We are not the country's dumping ground for inbreds, psychos, trailer trash, mobsters, and Muslim/Christian fundamentalists. That's what New Jersey, Alaska, California, and Pennsylvania are for.


Hey, you shut your filthy trap!
 
PJ-
2012-03-22 12:18:09 PM

generalDisdain: Green? FFS!


I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.
 
2012-03-22 12:18:24 PM

Trivia Jockey: kvinesknows: I wonder if those images he has on his webpage are actually his?

If you go to the photos link, it's like 8 pics of a dartboard. Lulz.


with very different darts and dartboards involved.... the likeliness of those all being his is remote...

but my googlefu sucks so I cant really glean anything from their existance elsewhere
 
2012-03-22 12:20:50 PM

PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.


Bless your heart.

/pat
 
2012-03-22 12:27:48 PM
Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?
 
2012-03-22 12:38:09 PM

Trivia Jockey: Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?


In an apparent rare moment of wisdom, they failed to take the bait on my request to receive their newsletter. In fact, I received no response at all. My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.
 
2012-03-22 12:42:42 PM

hillary: My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


lol
 
2012-03-22 12:50:32 PM
I'/\/\ afraid I can't be of /\/\uch help. /\/\y keyboard has a broken "/\/\".

/Al Gorith/\/\
 
2012-03-22 12:56:28 PM

Da Bum: TJ, I'd recommend sending him something of this nature.

PRESS RELEASE

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
March 22, 2012

Contact: Publicity Department
DinoMzappos[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]gabehcuod[* image 7x13]com

PROPER NOTICE VS. EPIC DOUCHEBAG

GLENDALE, CALIF. March 21, 2012 -
We are pleased to announce that Dino "The Raging coont" V Zaffina has been announced a finalist in the douchebag of the universe award. While he claims that he was blinded while working on a set with lighting, we have suspicions that his injury was indeed the cause of working on a set and took a shot to the eye by Mandingos load. But this alone is not reason enough for him to become a finalist, he is a finalist by being completely worthless to society and an epic troll. From now on, we will refer to Mr. Ms. Mrs. Dino M Zaffina as coontbag Dino D Zaffina to acknowledge his importance to douchebag tactics and attitude.

From our sources, it appears that Diino K Vaginaffina enjoys in his free time (Which he has alot of) masturbating to midget reptile porn and frequently raping squirrels for their nuts. We could not reach a comment or verify these from Dingo himself, but have all reason to believe such as true, but unverified. On Sundays, Dina tends to hang out in his garden wearing crotchless panties while humping worm holes in the ground. While this is difficult with a man with slightly below average sized genitalia, Mr. Ms. Mrs. Dinno B coontaffina has an extremely thin and tiny micropenis (from our sources) that makes violating these worms holes seem easy.

We wish luck to Dino G-dawg Spunkaffina in the competition to win DB of the year, this and every year as we are certain that she'll remain competitive in the world of professional douchebaggery. This cocksucker is a strong entry and is the favored contender for this contest.

Franklin M McCockenballs
Legal Department
Douchebag of the Universe, Inc.




Challenge accepted..
 
2012-03-22 12:58:35 PM
Somehow I think this headline doesn't mean what the writer thinks it means...

Dino M. Zaffina's Southern California Darts Association Battle Turns On Plumber Milan Sabata (new window)

Or...perhaps...earlier statements quoted in the press were right on?
 
2012-03-22 01:02:30 PM

hillary: Trivia Jockey: Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?

In an apparent rare moment of wisdom, they failed to take the bait on my request to receive their newsletter. In fact, I received no response at all. My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


ROFL
 
2012-03-22 01:03:10 PM

PJ-: generalDisdain: Green? FFS!

I always giggle when I see TFers get all pissy when threads they are enjoying go green. It just screams at me 'I'm very xenophobic, and I cannot stand peoples opinions because they don't spend $5 a month'. For some reason, I picture people like you as bubble people, or just plain basement dwellers.

I honestly don't know how you get through your days having to deal with people who don't pay a monthly sum for the ability to leave their house.


You read way too much into that.

I don't know about gD, but 99% of the time a TF complains about a green, it's because they think the thread is stupid and unworthy of the extra attention. It has nothing to do with being exclusionary. People always root for the best threads to go green, and biatch when the stupid ones do.
 
2012-03-22 01:04:17 PM
(the other 1% of the time it's because someone just unloaded their whole personal life story in the thread because they didn't expect thousands of extra people to be reading it)
 
2012-03-22 01:07:08 PM

hillary: Trivia Jockey: Did anyone other than lennavan get a response from Dino/SCDA?

In an apparent rare moment of wisdom, they failed to take the bait on my request to receive their newsletter. In fact, I received no response at all. My appeal to support Dino based on my stated admiration of him as a fellow connoisseur of cock may have made them somewhat suspicious.


I've just favourited you as a cock connoisseur. Love it!
 
2012-03-22 01:09:55 PM
My head hurts from reading this thread this morning! 1000 posts eleventy!

Best thread in a long, long time!
/tips hat to Trivia M. Jockey
 
2012-03-22 01:10:51 PM
Oops.. missed it by that much...
 
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