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(Fark)   Remember the story about the jerk who ruined a for-fun beer darts league? (LGT original thread) Well, the jerk behind it is now targeting a Farker (DIT)   (fark.com) divider line 1237
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2012-03-21 07:03:16 PM  

Trivia Jockey: When the story first came out, I sent the guy an email telling him how childish he was being. Well, I then got put on an email distribution list for his "press releases". I asked twice to be taken off of it, and now this is the latest "press release". I am so honored to be so important to this douchnozzle.


I always use Yahoo disposable addresses when sending email to or visiting sites that I think might generate spam. When I start getting spam from such a site I just kill the address.
 
2012-03-21 07:03:20 PM  
1) post e mail on 4chan
2) sit back
3) ?????
4) profit?
 
2012-03-21 07:04:06 PM  
I Have The Touch of M. Shocked Monkey

/very late, I know
 
2012-03-21 07:04:33 PM  
Just another guy who doesn't understand what respect actually is. In his misguided attempt to force people to show him what he thinks is respect through some meaningless action like using his middle initial he ensures that no one will ever give him what he actually wants. It's sad and I'd feel bad for him if he didn't seek to hurt people due to his own shortcomings.
 
2012-03-21 07:04:58 PM  

Teknowaffle: Trivia Jockey: Teknowaffle: I might as well apologize direct.

No worries, mate. This whole thing is rather funny.

I sent this thread to my old boss (who hated him) and a couple of old co-workers. They think it is hilarious. He is really just the sleezeball that he portrays himself as. Christ, I wish I could call up a story, but all I remember is him being on our shiat list of customers, and people trying to get out of helping him. If I recall correctly, he especially treated a russian girl who worked with us like shiat.


You can NOT be serious! Really?
 
2012-03-21 07:06:54 PM  
Oh and Mr. Zaffina does have an IMDB page......Link (new window)
 
2012-03-21 07:07:18 PM  

MagSeven: You never should have e-mailed this cocksucker.


Are you not entertained?

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-03-21 07:07:31 PM  

Tziva: Someone sue me, they get two cats (one of which vomits constantly), a lot of novelty tee shirts and a trivial amount of money.

COME AT ME.


He can sue me. I have nothing but hospital bills, so he can have those, if he wants.
 
2012-03-21 07:09:00 PM  

Lipo: Tziva: Someone sue me, they get two cats (one of which vomits constantly), a lot of novelty tee shirts and a trivial amount of money.

COME AT ME.

He can sue me. I have nothing but hospital bills, so he can have those, if he wants.


I guess my even my vomiting cat is worth slightly more than a debt.
 
2012-03-21 07:10:27 PM  
I've been reading this thread (and associated links) out loud to my wife, to our mutual merriment. Once her laughter subsided (and FSM bless you one and all for it), she made the following comments:

1- When Dino "alleged goat-M-rapist and cock-M-sucker" Zaffina gets around to complaining about his treatment here, we should one and all demand to examine his teeth for the presence of pubic hair.

2- Everyone who feels so inclined- specifically including FARKettes- should also change their profile name to some variation of Dino Zaffina, for the lulz.


/Note that I have no actual evidence that Dino M Zaffina anally raped and murdered a goat in 1990, but I find it unusual that he has never denied it.
//I have come to the conclusion that Dino M Zaffina is probably the sort of person who might be inclined to anally rape and murder goats, but this is just my opinion
///We should all stop referring to Dino M Zaffina as a douche, because a douche serves a useful function, which is not the case for Dino M Zaffina
 
2012-03-21 07:12:23 PM  

Wenchmaster: We should all stop referring to Dino M Zaffina as a douche, because a douche serves a useful function


You're right, at least a douche goes near a vagina once in awhile.
 
2012-03-21 07:15:27 PM  

Wenchmaster: Note that I have no actual evidence that Dino M Zaffina anally raped and murdered a goat in 1990, but I find it unusual that he has never denied it.


There's no smoke without fire, I always say. He's a goatfarker, if you ask me, and given his arrogance he's hardly going to say "please?" first, is he?
 
2012-03-21 07:19:02 PM  
 
2012-03-21 07:19:28 PM  
I'd like to say, that I feel sorry for all of you. There is not one scintilla of evidence that I've acted inappropriately or outside the law. I'm acting within my rights as a citizen of this great country, and your hatred is evident that this "news" sight is not a real news sight, but is fraudulently acting in such a manner. This is a clear case of malfeasance. Go back to the soviet union if you don't like our freedom to litigate.

/where's my M?
 
2012-03-21 07:21:04 PM  
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Suck IT!
 
2012-03-21 07:21:20 PM  
^^^^^Nice.^^^^^^
 
2012-03-21 07:21:37 PM  

Sensei: basemetal: I really have no advice other than to spam his ass with throw away email addresses in which you call him jackass all the time.

Turn him over to David Thorne.

Link (new window)


That guy rocks
 
2012-03-21 07:24:12 PM  
AND HERE THEY COME.
 
2012-03-21 07:25:03 PM  

Trivia Jockey: I was being a jerk and sent an unsolicited email, and now I'm getting unsolicited emails from a jerk.


Wow, I would have never have expected that...
 
2012-03-21 07:26:06 PM  
Bring on the Dinos!!!!
 
2012-03-21 07:26:48 PM  

Allen. The end.: This thread is twisting my head in a knot...I think Trivia Jockey may actually be this guy!

/just kidding


/what do you wanna sue me for??
//punitive damages!!
///what?
////sue you...sue everybody!


Wow. Nice callback. Was just thinking about that a few days ago...

Signed

Olds M. Buick
 
2012-03-21 07:27:04 PM  

Sensei: basemetal: I really have no advice other than to spam his ass with throw away email addresses in which you call him jackass all the time.

Turn him over to David Thorne.

Link (new window)


Page bookmarked. Hilarious!
 
2012-03-21 07:28:32 PM  
Anyone who posts after this, needs to cease and decist. I'm skyping Brenda Hoffman.
 
2012-03-21 07:35:49 PM  
i975.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-21 07:36:53 PM  
I'm not going to make fun of the guy out of a fear of being sued, but does it bother anyone else that he was shooting for bullseye in the photo instead of triple 20?

/ won't be too sad if an internet meme occurs
 
2012-03-21 07:40:25 PM  
Sorry, guys, this is all my fault.

I would give it back now if I could but unfortunately I had to pawn the letter to pay rent last month. You wouldn't believe what people are paying for middle intials right now. 'M's are in especially high demand.

Anyway, it's gone now. I can't give it back. I really had no idea it would cause this much trouble.

I think we can all agree that the situation is now awkward for all parties involved and we should probably just let bygones be bygones.


That guy kinda was a cocksucker, though.
 
2012-03-21 07:40:28 PM  

TeachingRoland: I'm not going to make fun of the guy out of a fear of being sued, but does it bother anyone else that he was shooting for bullseye in the photo instead of triple 20?

/ won't be too sad if an internet meme occurs


If it was cricket, then bullseye is how you end the game.
 
2012-03-21 07:44:38 PM  

I'm the guy that stole Dino's M: Sorry, guys, this is all my fault.

I would give it back now if I could but unfortunately I had to pawn the letter to pay rent last month. You wouldn't believe what people are paying for middle intials right now. 'M's are in especially high demand.

Anyway, it's gone now. I can't give it back. I really had no idea it would cause this much trouble.

I think we can all agree that the situation is now awkward for all parties involved and we should probably just let bygones be bygones.


That guy kinda was a cocksucker, though.


LO farking L
 
2012-03-21 07:48:19 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Boeheimian Rhapsody: So does this guy have an entry in urban dictionary yet?

Working on it.



[i1122.photobucket.com image 378x349]

Sincerely, P-Money All $tar


Enjoy your TF.
 
2012-03-21 07:50:19 PM  
This Donut Zamboni guy seems like A standup fellow.
 
2012-03-21 07:50:55 PM  

I'm the guy that stole Dino's M: Sorry, guys, this is all my fault.

I would give it back now if I could but unfortunately I had to pawn the letter to pay rent last month. You wouldn't believe what people are paying for middle intials right now. 'M's are in especially high demand.

Anyway, it's gone now. I can't give it back. I really had no idea it would cause this much trouble.

I think we can all agree that the situation is now awkward for all parties involved and we should probably just let bygones be bygones.


That guy kinda was a cocksucker, though.


*rofl*
 
2012-03-21 07:51:13 PM  
O!
California IATSE?
Douchebag.
 
2012-03-21 07:51:47 PM  

I'm the guy that stole Dino's M: Sorry, guys, this is all my fault.

I would give it back now if I could but unfortunately I had to pawn the letter to pay rent last month. You wouldn't believe what people are paying for middle intials right now. 'M's are in especially high demand.

Anyway, it's gone now. I can't give it back. I really had no idea it would cause this much trouble.

I think we can all agree that the situation is now awkward for all parties involved and we should probably just let bygones be bygones.


That guy kinda was a cocksucker, though.



BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
+1,000
 
2012-03-21 07:52:28 PM  

I'm the guy that stole Dino's M: Sorry, guys, this is all my fault.

I would give it back now if I could but unfortunately I had to pawn the letter to pay rent last month. You wouldn't believe what people are paying for middle intials right now. 'M's are in especially high demand.

Anyway, it's gone now. I can't give it back. I really had no idea it would cause this much trouble.

I think we can all agree that the situation is now awkward for all parties involved and we should probably just let bygones be bygones.


That guy kinda was a cocksucker, though.


You just made the list, pal. I have a real doll, and her tattoo on the small of her back is a rather large, ornate M.
 
2012-03-21 07:52:59 PM  
Dude, you're on Gmail. You've asked to be unsubscribed. If you get another email, here's what you do. Click the checkbox next to the email. Click "report spam". Wipe hands on pants.
 
2012-03-21 07:53:01 PM  

CrispFlows: P-Money All $tar: Boeheimian Rhapsody: So does this guy have an entry in urban dictionary yet?

Working on it.



[i1122.photobucket.com image 378x349]

Sincerely, P-Money All $tar

Enjoy your TF.


Thanks M Man
 
2012-03-21 07:53:51 PM  

Dino Zaffina: You just made the list, pal. I have a real doll, and her tattoo on the small of her back is a rather large, ornate M.


damnit kwame
 
2012-03-21 07:55:44 PM  
Someone mentioned, in a completely non-legal advice way, the goodwill this guy is committing malicious finagling with.

Sounds like an excellent answer to the original members of the dart club.
 
2012-03-21 07:57:35 PM  

Dino Zaffina:

You just made the list, pal. I have a real doll, and her tattoo on the small of her back is a rather large, ornate M.



And with this post, I officially declare this thread "epic".
 
2012-03-21 07:59:07 PM  
MOAR DINOS PLEASE KTHXBYE
 
2012-03-21 08:00:37 PM  

twfeline: I hope he becomes a meme, so people will see him on the street and say "Hey! There's that stupid 'M' guy!"


Saved his pic for just that reason.
 
2012-03-21 08:02:22 PM  

Trivia Jockey: MOAR DINOS PLEASE KTHXBYE


I did change my profile name to DÌno Montana Boffana. You must use the grave accented i - I would not accept the bastardized American i.
 
2012-03-21 08:10:04 PM  
This is what happens when people have way too much free time.
 
2012-03-21 08:15:14 PM  

Tziva: Gordon Bennett: I've heard that "Zaffina" works quite well. Tziva M. Zaffina.

I strongly dislike the implications of that surname attached to my first name.


Fair dos. Dino M. Tziva it is then.
 
2012-03-21 08:16:39 PM  

VIDEOWALLART: /The term 'liter' is one of the most annoying terms TF'ers use.You are absolutely correct, The use of the term "liter" is inappropriate. There should be another "T" in there.


Titler?
 
2012-03-21 08:18:55 PM  

Gordon Bennett: VIDEOWALLART: /The term 'liter' is one of the most annoying terms TF'ers use.You are absolutely correct, The use of the term "liter" is inappropriate. There should be another "T" in there.

Titler?


Tilter?
 
2012-03-21 08:21:41 PM  

Gimmick: Trivia Jockey: babysealclubber:
-Baby M. SealClubber


I really hope the "M" stands for "Manatee".


I dunno. Dino "Myte" Zaffina kinda has a ring to it.


Microphallus?
Muti (Arabic, means constant jackass)?

Almost went with moron, but it was just too easy...


/actually, I think his middle name is in the original article. IIRC, he was named for Dean Martin. But not even the biggest Hollyweird freak compares to this guy's level of douchetardery.
 
2012-03-21 08:25:49 PM  
This thread should be entirely "Funny".


You're all funny in the Resmpect Thread.


/someone needs to get anonymous and 4chan on this guy, stat!
 
2012-03-21 08:27:39 PM  

Aigoo: Muti (Arabic, means constant jackass)?


I'm going to have to remember that one.
 
2012-03-21 08:28:01 PM  

Marysue: Trivia Jockey: When the story first came out, I sent the guy an email telling him how childish he was being. Well, I then got put on an email distribution list for his "press releases". I asked twice to be taken off of it, and now this is the latest "press release". I am so honored to be so important to this douchnozzle.

Yeaaaaaahhhhh...

You sound just like this guy's cup of tea.

Learn how to use email filters, you moron.


I was wondering how long it would take Fark's very own Happiness Fairy to drop a few turds in the pool.
 
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