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(Fark)   Remember the story about the jerk who ruined a for-fun beer darts league? (LGT original thread) Well, the jerk behind it is now targeting a Farker (DIT)   (fark.com ) divider line
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2012-03-21 03:27:54 PM  
Every time I see Dino I think of the flintstones. Can one of you shop dino from the flintstones next to the dartboard?
 
2012-03-21 03:27:54 PM  

Shostie: RexTalionis: This is not legal advice and I am not offering any warranties and you'd be stupid to follow anything I say, but, if I were the original Southern California Darts Association, I look into this Zaffino guy for violating a common law trademark (i.e. "Southern California Darts Association") when he started conducting business with the same mark..

You really should read the article from the linked thread.

Link (new window)

If nothing else it has entertainment value in its epic douchebaggery.


That's pre-made fark material right there. Dude threatens members of the darts association for failing to include his middle initial in correspondence. Darts association throws his ass out for "being a cocksucker, and you can quote me on that, please."

And then things get weird.

/Hey Trivia Jockey, can I ask that you only refer to him as Dino "The Dinosaur" Zaffy-Daffy?
//Preferably in legal documents?
 
2012-03-21 03:27:55 PM  

CapnPlaty: The last time I couldn't give a shiat this much was when I ate an entire bag of Mozzarella string cheese.

/Peel it, don't bite it.


I'm not going to be the first to ask this question of somebody who has said something like this, but... seriously, if you don't care, why did you bother to comment? I'm genuinely asking.
 
2012-03-21 03:28:06 PM  

Osomatic: Da Bum: Maybe those Socal Dart players should come up with a new league name. I highly recommend "Dino M Zaffina Cocksucker Dart League" as the name. And they should make sure that they trademark it as well.

I believe you mean Dino M. Zaffina Cocksucker Memorial Dart League. Makes it feel more official.


No, it should be the Dino M Zaffina Goat Rapist Memorial Dart League

/alleged goat rapist
 
2012-03-21 03:28:08 PM  

atlfarkette: [i166.photobucket.com image 494x362]


He was, huh? What did he play, the grease trap?
 
2012-03-21 03:28:13 PM  
I heard that Dino M Zaffina gets aroused by sticking darts up where the sun doesn't shine.
 
2012-03-21 03:28:58 PM  
man, i play darts against some douchebags and assholes, but this guy out-douches them all

surprised he never got a ass whooping in all these years over his shenanigans
 
2012-03-21 03:29:00 PM  

babysealclubber: Je5tEr: Trivia Jockey Find out if YOUR state has any laws on the books regarding unsolicited commercial email (or if CAN-SPAM or something else applies) and see if you can take him to small claims court about it. Especially if you are on the other side of the country from him. He doesn't show, you get a default judgement. Then when he doesn't pay, put a lien on something he owns, like the dart club name.

Farking Brilliant.


IANAL but I agree. That has the earmarks of brilliance all over it.
 
2012-03-21 03:29:07 PM  

BeesNuts: /Hey Trivia Jockey, can I ask that you only refer to him as Dino "The Dinosaur" Zaffy-Daffy?


I'll have my attorney review the request.
 
2012-03-21 03:29:18 PM  

JohnTuttle: I had no idea he was the Milk & Cheese guy.


Dorkin is cool.
 
2012-03-21 03:29:32 PM  
True off-the-chart narcissists are the worst...you really can't farking win with them. Seriously. The best you can do is avoid them at all costs and hope they get hit by a meteor or something. They're delusional, manipulative, bullies who really just need a good ass kicking. But then they would have you arrested and sue you for emotional harm, so yet again, they win. This guy is such a classic narcissist it hurts.

Trust me. I'm cursed with one of these people in my life. I stay as far away from them as possible.
 
2012-03-21 03:29:57 PM  
I am specifically NOT recommending anyone email this guy.

But if anyone did, and you get a response, please post here.
 
2012-03-21 03:30:29 PM  

Tziva: I need a last name to put an "M" in front of.


I've heard that "Zaffina" works quite well. Tziva M. Zaffina.


/you may favourite me as Gordon M. Bennett.
 
2012-03-21 03:30:34 PM  

4.bp.blogspot.com

SERIOUS BUSINESS

 
2012-03-21 03:30:37 PM  
But Dino M. Zaffina, a squat, well-groomed darts enthusiast with a blind left eye, who possesses a law degree and an Italian sense of respect, has a talent for pissing people off.

Nah, I'm Italian and neither myself nor every other Italian I know are that douchy when our names get misspelled. I mean, I do try to get it corrected if possible, I think most people would, but it's not that big a deal, really.

So like, yes, this guy is an (*small donkey*) and everything, but can we please lay off the stereotypes. What sets him apart is not that he's Italian, but that he is an (*small donkey+opening in a solid*) who is unnaturally proud of the fact that he has a middle initial taken from Dino P. Crocetti's stage name.
 
2012-03-21 03:31:09 PM  

DVDave:
I fully support turning this into a cheese thread.

Been working on some Dubliner lately, myself.


Dubliner's a weird cheese for me, because of the sweetness. It's the only hard cheese I can think of that's incredibly good cold, but almost inedible at room temperature. I can't even imagine what it'd be like heated.

Myzithra, OTOH, is song-worthy at any temp.
 
2012-03-21 03:31:50 PM  

Katred00: True off-the-chart narcissists are the worst...you really can't farking win with them. Seriously. The best you can do is avoid them at all costs and hope they get hit by a meteor or something. They're delusional, manipulative, bullies who really just need a good ass kicking. But then they would have you arrested and sue you for emotional harm, so yet again, they win. This guy is such a classic narcissist it hurts.

Trust me. I'm cursed with one of these people in my life. I stay as far away from them as possible.


We had a governor like this. It's not easy, but you can eventually win. The former governor just reported to federal prison, I believe.
 
2012-03-21 03:32:22 PM  

Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.


Some of us Liters are reading every delicious post.
 
2012-03-21 03:32:27 PM  

cowgirl toffee: CrispFlows: I read that OgreMagi heard that Dino M Zaffina anally raped and murded a goat back in 1990.

That's totally true. It happened just down the street from where I lived.

AND.... it was all done to gain power from Satin.


I prefer to get the power of cotton from my ritualistic sacrifices, personally, but to each their own.
 
2012-03-21 03:33:30 PM  

Gordon Bennett: I've heard that "Zaffina" works quite well. Tziva M. Zaffina.


I strongly dislike the implications of that surname attached to my first name.
 
2012-03-21 03:35:08 PM  
Wait, what? OF COURSE he's blind in one eye!
 
2012-03-21 03:35:10 PM  
hey.. since he is Italian...he likes Pizza right?

wonder where he lives?
 
2012-03-21 03:35:39 PM  

19 Kilo: Brenda Hoffman, dreamweaver333 (and YouTube channeler) ! No relation to Weaver95.



*clicks link*


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-03-21 03:35:42 PM  

Trivia Jockey: I am specifically NOT recommending anyone email this guy.

But if anyone did, and you get a response, please post here.


www.fugly.com

/Dino M. Zaffina, I like you, do you like me?
 
2012-03-21 03:36:44 PM  

generalDisdain: Wait, what? OF COURSE he's blind in one eye!


I thought that was funny. It seems like darts is a shiatty hobby for one eye.

Well, I guess any sport that benefits stereoscopic vision.
 
2012-03-21 03:37:05 PM  
Think he'd come after Drew and the lot of us for allowing his name to be misrepresented? What with not calling Dean Zaffy by his full name and all that.
 
2012-03-21 03:37:07 PM  

generalDisdain: Wait, what? OF COURSE he's blind in one eye!


My guess is that he took a huge load of semen to that eye, which caused his blindness. Damn his father for doing that to him.

/allegedly
 
2012-03-21 03:37:31 PM  
Has anyone sent him a link to these threads? If so, I would just like to say, "Mr. Zaffina. I am in no way in cahoots with these perpitraitors and those who sully your good name. Please remove me from my place in any lawsuit you are undoubtbly already preparing againt all of Fark-dom. However, if you refuse my request since I will not provide you with my real name, then at least let me tell you what I really think of you* in a reply e-mail. Thank you."

*Hint: It rymes with Zooucheiest of all zoouchebags
 
2012-03-21 03:37:36 PM  

Katred00: True off-the-chart narcissists are the worst...you really can't farking win with them. Seriously. The best you can do is avoid them at all costs and hope they get hit by a meteor or something. They're delusional, manipulative, bullies who really just need a good ass kicking. But then they would have you arrested and sue you for emotional harm, so yet again, they win. This guy is such a classic narcissist it hurts.

Trust me. I'm cursed with one of these people in my life. I stay as far away from them as possible.


Your profile sucks.
 
2012-03-21 03:38:03 PM  

Tziva: generalDisdain: Wait, what? OF COURSE he's blind in one eye!

I thought that was funny. It seems like darts is a shiatty hobby for one eye.

Well, I guess any sport that benefits stereoscopic vision.


I vote for "The One-eyed Cocksucker M. Douchebag Memorial Dart League"
 
2012-03-21 03:38:09 PM  
Set up a thing that auto replies to all his mails with goatse
 
2012-03-21 03:38:10 PM  
when Zaffina first started playing pickup games in 2009 with him and a few others at the Robin Hood Pub in Sherman Oaks, Zaffina "was clean-cut, well-spoken but cocky and seemed very insecure about himself. Every time he threw a bad throw, he got embarrassed with a childish grin, wanting people to tell him it was OK. His parents were Italian and he has this way of talking about respect. He takes it very seriously. ... He spells the word 'respect' with his middle initial 'M.'"


i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-21 03:38:14 PM  

mongbiohazard: cowgirl toffee: CrispFlows: I read that OgreMagi heard that Dino M Zaffina anally raped and murded a goat back in 1990.

That's totally true. It happened just down the street from where I lived.

AND.... it was all done to gain power from Satin.

I prefer to get the power of cotton from my ritualistic sacrifices, personally, but to each their own.


I like the dark forces of Rayon.
 
2012-03-21 03:38:59 PM  
FTOA: It's not easy to piss off a bunch of beer-guzzling darts players. On the whole, the barroom sport, popular in Los Angeles locales like Hollywood, Santa Monica and Woodland Hills, tends to attract mild-mannered, blue-collar guys, artists and musicians - people with sure hands and a hearty sense of humor who don't really give a damn.

I was in several leagues on Long Island and would beg to differ on the points in bold.
Not as a whole, but a significant percentage of the participants were quite easy to piss off and certainly gave a damn.
 
2012-03-21 03:39:07 PM  
This thread is hilarious.

So, in addition to his initial asshattery, Dino C. Zaffina insists he's not angry and shows it by suing the aforementioned dart club players.

Socio M. Path
 
2012-03-21 03:39:32 PM  

generalDisdain: Tziva: generalDisdain: Wait, what? OF COURSE he's blind in one eye!

I thought that was funny. It seems like darts is a shiatty hobby for one eye.

Well, I guess any sport that benefits stereoscopic vision.

I vote for "The One-eyed Cocksucker M. Douchebag Memorial Dart League"


I am crying here.
 
2012-03-21 03:39:49 PM  
This is what you want:

GoDaddy Spam Report (new window)

GoDaddy will shut him down faster than you can say Big Honkers. Just get everyone you know who has received his press released to fill out the report.
 
2012-03-21 03:40:04 PM  
If you can't get a response out of the douchenozzle, discuss the situation with the douchnozzle's ISP.
 
2012-03-21 03:40:36 PM  
Mail the guy a box of diarrhea and don't bother fark with this bullshiat again.
 
2012-03-21 03:40:37 PM  

Maud Dib: ...His parents were Italian and he has this way of talking about respect. He takes it very seriously. ... He spells the word 'respect' with his middle initial 'M.'"


[i865.photobucket.com image 579x434]



You win. Pass Go, collect your $200.
 
2012-03-21 03:40:49 PM  
Who do I have to WIE to get a sponsorship out of this thread?
 
2012-03-21 03:41:01 PM  

Maud Dib: when Zaffina first started playing pickup games in 2009 with him and a few others at the Robin Hood Pub in Sherman Oaks, Zaffina "was clean-cut, well-spoken but cocky and seemed very insecure about himself. Every time he threw a bad throw, he got embarrassed with a childish grin, wanting people to tell him it was OK. His parents were Italian and he has this way of talking about respect. He takes it very seriously. ... He spells the word 'respect' with his middle initial 'M.'"


[i865.photobucket.com image 579x434]


I'm surprised it took this long.
 
2012-03-21 03:41:04 PM  

19 Kilo: Here's Brenda J Hoffman channeling spirits. (new window)


Woah.
 
2012-03-21 03:41:59 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If you can't get a response out of the douchenozzle, discuss the situation with the douchnozzle's ISP.


I can't say I condone getting in a douchenozzle arms race with this guy, as he seems to be the kind of guy who will ruin his own life just to say he "won". But I look forward to the subsequent fark threads, so GO FOR IT!
 
2012-03-21 03:42:12 PM  

Trivia Jockey: After reading the story, I emailed him to call him immature and a jerk. I get put on this email list for "press releases". He issued a new one naming me personally when I asked to be taken off the distribution list.


Your name is trivia jockey? What's your middle name?
 
2012-03-21 03:42:24 PM  
Does anyone know if there are any legal repercussions if somehow a wikipedia page of this guy happened to be created today?

//I am asking for a friend...
 
2012-03-21 03:42:35 PM  

Maud Dib: when Zaffina first started playing pickup games in 2009 with him and a few others at the Robin Hood Pub in Sherman Oaks, Zaffina "was clean-cut, well-spoken but cocky and seemed very insecure about himself. Every time he threw a bad throw, he got embarrassed with a childish grin, wanting people to tell him it was OK. His parents were Italian and he has this way of talking about respect. He takes it very seriously. ... He spells the word 'respect' with his middle initial 'M.'"


[i865.photobucket.com image 579x434]


I'll just be a-savin' that one.
 
2012-03-21 03:42:59 PM  

Babwa Wawa: Your name is trivia jockey? What's your middle name?


M.

Duh
 
2012-03-21 03:43:17 PM  

generalDisdain: Does anyone know if there are any legal repercussions if somehow a wikipedia page of this guy happened to be created today?


The page will probably just get taken down and the IP address that created it will be banned.
 
2012-03-21 03:43:29 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Who do I have to WIE to get a sponsorship out of this thread?


I'll gift it if you don't send me WIE.
 
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