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(Fark)   Remember the story about the jerk who ruined a for-fun beer darts league? (LGT original thread) Well, the jerk behind it is now targeting a Farker (DIT)   (fark.com) divider line 1283
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2012-03-21 01:15:21 PM
griffer: Tziva: I am pretty sure his lawyer is just an alter-ego, which makes this scenario playing out unlikely.

FTA he has been involved in over 20 lawsuits, most as the plaintiff.

I am no lawyer, but it seems like this could be bad news for drew.


you realize the last company to sue Fark just had all its assets taken away and went under, right?
 
2012-03-21 01:15:48 PM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Now I'm bitter because Fark says I have too many logins so I can't join the fun.

How many alts do you have?
 
2012-03-21 01:16:46 PM
What about his dart name? D.M. Zaffina.
 
2012-03-21 01:16:54 PM
ami5000: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Now I'm bitter because Fark says I have too many logins so I can't join the fun.

How many alts do you have?


One. Unless it's counting by IP address, then there's also Kyro...and I have no idea if he has any alts at all.
 
2012-03-21 01:17:23 PM
tsalaroth: you realize the last company to sue Fark just had all its assets taken away and went under, right?

Oh, delicious! That sounds awesome.
 
2012-03-21 01:18:39 PM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ami5000: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Now I'm bitter because Fark says I have too many logins so I can't join the fun.

How many alts do you have?

One. Unless it's counting by IP address, then there's also Kyro...and I have no idea if he has any alts at all.


Mike is actually an artificial intelligence who can see patterns a human would miss. That's how they know how many alts you have.
 
2012-03-21 01:20:24 PM
I hope I make his list.
 
2012-03-21 01:20:25 PM
ami5000: Trivia Jockey: The refresh button is going to get a workout today.

Actually it looks like Dino M. Zaffina was created in February.


Maybe after the original thread.

If not, creepy.
 
2012-03-21 01:21:49 PM
Hi guise, what's goin-

*slowly covers butthole*
 
2012-03-21 01:22:03 PM
Tziva: ami5000: Trivia Jockey: The refresh button is going to get a workout today.

Actually it looks like Dino M. Zaffina was created in February.

Maybe after the original thread.

If not, creepy.


Maybe he saw his site traffic go up and it was all coming from Fark. He made an account see what was up.
 
2012-03-21 01:22:14 PM
tsalaroth: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ami5000: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Now I'm bitter because Fark says I have too many logins so I can't join the fun.

How many alts do you have?

One. Unless it's counting by IP address, then there's also Kyro...and I have no idea if he has any alts at all.

Mike is actually an artificial intelligence who can see patterns a human would miss. That's how they know how many alts you have.


Then I think it is silly for me to be banned from alt-making after one alt.
 
2012-03-21 01:23:23 PM
Trivia Jockey: Actual Farking: Why would you willingly contact that guy knowing his history of abusive lawsuits?

Yeah, there's that. But I'm not really worried...he puts out a public website inviting people to contact him. And I didn't threaten him or anything that could be illegal via email.


If someone really wanted to contact him, googling "dino m. zaffina address -darts" would be a good way to start.
 
2012-03-21 01:23:48 PM
griffer: tsalaroth: you realize the last company to sue Fark just had all its assets taken away and went under, right?

Oh, delicious! That sounds awesome.


Yeah, that's great, but that seemed like a major headache and moneysink to get that far. We're talking about the patent troll from last year, right?

Not that I think anything would come of it, much less that this batshiat crazy guy (is that slander?) would win, but Drew would probably be irate if he had to spend his beer money on more lawyers.

WHAT IF HE PUNCHES ME IN VEGAS WHAT IF.
 
2012-03-21 01:24:24 PM
"And is it TRUE that on March 21, 2012 you were logged into Defendant 172's website, Fark.com as ....... babysealclubber?"

*jury glares at defendant*
 
2012-03-21 01:25:04 PM
Tziva: WHAT IF HE PUNCHES ME IN VEGAS WHAT IF.

I WILL PROTECT YOOOU.
 
2012-03-21 01:25:32 PM
imapirate: *slowly covers butthole*

TOO SLOW

*poke*
 
2012-03-21 01:26:18 PM
I think this is why I avoid the sports tab. Darts considers itself a sport, right?
 
2012-03-21 01:26:46 PM
syrynxx: I think this is why I avoid the sports tab. Darts considers itself a sport, right?

Kind of like poker and Magic: The Gathering.
 
2012-03-21 01:26:55 PM
syrynxx: I think this is why I avoid the sports tab. Darts considers itself a sport, right?

Yeah.

That's TOTALLY the reason.
 
2012-03-21 01:27:32 PM
I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.
 
2012-03-21 01:28:23 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: "And is it TRUE that on March 21, 2012 you were logged into Defendant 172's website, Fark.com as ....... babysealclubber?"

*jury glares at defendant*


That's all I can hope for.
 
2012-03-21 01:28:57 PM
That's Kwame M Buttholepoker.


Get it right.
 
2012-03-21 01:29:39 PM
babysealclubber: thismomentinblackhistory: "And is it TRUE that on March 21, 2012 you were logged into Defendant 172's website, Fark.com as ....... babysealclubber?"

*jury glares at defendant*

That's all I can hope for.


One of them will tell 4chan. Bank on it.
 
2012-03-21 01:29:46 PM
Blues_X: That's Kwame M Buttholepoker.


Get it right.



I wanna be Trivia M. Jockey. Solidarity.
 
2012-03-21 01:29:47 PM
Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Liter #1: This is the kind of sh*t you people pay for?

Liter #2: *pathetic pandering for attention*

Liter #3: Attempt to get involved in a serious discussion WAY too late

Liter #4: *snotty comment about how all we do is kiss each other's ass*

Liter #5: Posts outdated humorous picture

I think that covers it.
 
2012-03-21 01:30:45 PM
I think it would be awesome if, for one day, the admins changed everyone's log-in to include the middle initial M.
 
2012-03-21 01:30:47 PM
kwame: Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Liter #1: This is the kind of sh*t you people pay for?

Liter #2: *pathetic pandering for attention*

Liter #3: Attempt to get involved in a serious discussion WAY too late

Liter #4: *snotty comment about how all we do is kiss each other's ass*

Liter #5: Posts outdated humorous picture

I think that covers it.


Bullseye, you hit the nail on the head.
 
2012-03-21 01:30:48 PM
i166.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-21 01:30:58 PM
kwame: Trivia Jockey: I wonder how the Liters are going to take to this.

Liter #1: This is the kind of sh*t you people pay for?

Liter #2: *pathetic pandering for attention*

Liter #3: Attempt to get involved in a serious discussion WAY too late

Liter #4: *snotty comment about how all we do is kiss each other's ass*

Liter #5: Posts outdated humorous picture

I think that covers it.


I said it above, I screwed up the quote, but wouldn't it be hilarious if an anonymous group of ne'er-do-wells got a hold of this and ran with it?
 
2012-03-21 01:31:34 PM
BabySeal M. Clubber
 
2012-03-21 01:32:27 PM
Atl M. Farkette
 
2012-03-21 01:33:07 PM
kwame: I think it would be awesome if, for one day, the admins changed everyone's log-in to include the middle initial M.

FINALLY MY USERNAME IS RELEVANT
 
2012-03-21 01:33:14 PM
atlfarkette: [i166.photobucket.com image 494x362]

I sense a new meme...
 
2012-03-21 01:33:59 PM
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Tziva: WHAT IF HE PUNCHES ME IN VEGAS WHAT IF.

I WILL PROTECT YOOOU.


If by "protect" you mean "film you on my iphone and upload it to youtube," I believe you.

Then, on TFD: "dude I just saw drew clock tziva lgt video."
 
2012-03-21 01:37:39 PM
kwame: imapirate: *slowly covers butthole*

TOO SLOW

*poke*


*SWOON*
 
2012-03-21 01:38:12 PM
the_M._rev
 
2012-03-21 01:41:53 PM
This was posted in the comment section below the article. I suspect Dino's elevator doesn't quite reach the top floor anymore.

I have to say after reading for several hours all the comments and articles about what has happened to your dart club, that I am in shock and saddened. I ran into the article by mishap, surfing the net on darts as Im looking for a dart board for my garage. When surfing I see an article about a Dino M Zaffina. I said to myself hey I know a Dino M Zaffina. He was my bestest of best friends in grammar school and in high school. I knew what the M stood for Martin. I always thought it was cool being named after Dean Martin. We also shared the same birthdate. I was there in Verdugo Park in Glendale at a cub scout picnic event outing when the news of his fathers demise came in. Dino was quickly asked to return home where he lived up in the Woodlands. I can still remember the funeral for his father with the US flag draped over the casket. I believe he was in the Navy. I can still see his black and white photo on the fireplace mantle. It was a sad day but our friendship continued and were best of friends for many years.I can remember when Dino and I got these cool Adidas sweats and Adidas shoes. No one had Adidas back in 1971. We were the envy of all. I remember well his mothers passing and her funeral as well. Dino's mother was like a mother to me and to all of us young boys. She made the best Italian pizza's. Always in the kitchen cooking. She often would bring pizzas to feed the whole school. What a treat that was.I can see and hear her very clearly.After high school we remained friends for about 5 or 6 years as we started to find our ways into life. I sat next to his sister at an Angel game about 18 years ago. We never discussed Dino. Not sure why. I had heard rumor that he was a door man "bouncer" at Hard Rock cafe in Beverly Hills. Dino as I remember was an organized person always searching for a venture. I remember he started teaching tennis, then a boxing club and had his hands in a lot of things.He didnt go to college or at least a formal institution that I knew of. Dont know where he attained his "law degree". Maybe Glendale School of Law a do it yourself law school. Ive always wanted to rekindle our friendship but as time passes the years go quickly and then we dont know where to find each other.

To read of all the lawsuits from Target, to the studios etc. I couldnt believe what I was reading. I still dont want to believe it and want to give my old friend the benefit of believing there are two sides to everything. I just googled and all of this horrible articles came up. If it is true that my old friend has turned into this suit opportunist person I am deeply saddened. I would of never thought he would of turned out to be like this. His mother would be appalled and his father and his uncle Ed (whom my mother and sister worked for) would be ashamed. They were very proud traditional ol school Italians but were very moral. Dino's whole family life was based on high moral standards. What could of happened? It is possible that being fatherless at 8 and by 22 motherless had some serious psychological effects. I dont know.

Dino if you are reading this and if what I am reading is true, please contact me as Id like to talk. Steven­*lo­tz­[nospam-﹫-backwards]ooh­ay­*com
 
2012-03-21 01:42:10 PM
babysealclubber: BabySeal M. Clubber

I think Baby M. SealClubber has a nicer ring to it.
 
2012-03-21 01:43:40 PM

I just want you dart players out there to know that when I see you on ESPN going triple twenty several times in a row, I'm farking impressed.

th43.photobucket.com

Serious Business!
 
2012-03-21 01:44:06 PM
Mark Ratner: Dino if you are reading this and if what I am reading is true, please contact me as Id like to talk. Steven*lotz[nospam-﹫-backwards]oohay*com

Uhhh, WTF???
 
2012-03-21 01:44:49 PM
Baby M. SealClubber

Trivia Jockey:
babysealclubber: BabySeal M. Clubber

I think Baby M. SealClubber has a nicer ring to it.


You're right, it does.
 
2012-03-21 01:45:20 PM
kwame: I think it would be awesome if, for one day, the admins changed everyone's log-in to include the middle initial M.

I do not wish to be Alpha Mike Foxtrot.
 
2012-03-21 01:45:47 PM
babysealclubber: Uhhh, WTF???

I didn't notice that. I just copied and pasted the comment. WTF indeed.
 
2012-03-21 01:49:10 PM
Mark Ratner: babysealclubber: Uhhh, WTF???

I didn't notice that. I just copied and pasted the comment. WTF indeed.


.
Okay, I am dense . . . What is remarkable about this detail?
 
2012-03-21 01:49:14 PM
Tziva: generalDisdain: Dino's Missing M

Get on it, gD :D


I can't. Fark said we had too many logins linked to the same IP address.
Can someone create it please?
 
2012-03-21 01:50:34 PM
If you need a private investigator to find that missing "M" try:
Trinity International Investigations
(213) 200-8226 tri­nit­y­intl[nospam-﹫-backwards]k­n­ilht­rae*net
Ask for Dino
 
2012-03-21 02:00:34 PM
VIDEOWALLART: If you need a private investigator to find that missing "M" try:
Trinity International Investigations
(213) 200-8226 trinityintl[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]knilhtrae[* image 7x13]net
Ask for Dino


This is why I fark
 
2012-03-21 02:01:45 PM
Whoa...

Dino Zaffina's IMDB page (new window)


Personal Details

--------------------------------------------------------------------- - ----------


Alternate Names:
Dino C. Zaffina | Dino M. Zaffina
 
2012-03-21 02:03:43 PM
Trivia Jockey: Whoa...

Dino Zaffina's IMDB page (new window)


Personal Details

--------------------------------------------------------------------- - ----------


Alternate Names:
Dino C. Zaffina | Dino M. Zaffina


No wonder the M is important.

-Baby M. SealClubber
 
2012-03-21 02:04:46 PM
babysealclubber:
-Baby M. SealClubber



I really hope the "M" stands for "Manatee".
 
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