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(Fox News)   Tim Tebow has a crush. On a woman   (foxnews.com) divider line 49
    More: Unlikely, Tim Tebow, Dianna Agron, John Elway, Denver Broncos, Sebastian Stan, Jaguars, dolphins, quarterback  
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2012-03-21 11:14:33 AM
I wonder if st teabeaux is still spilling his seed on the ground.
 
2012-03-21 11:32:31 AM
Tebow is just using her to get to Sebastian Stan.
 
2012-03-21 12:05:11 PM
Buuuuuullshiat
 
2012-03-21 12:17:32 PM
I find it hilarious that it's an actress from Glee.

She is a dimepiece though.
 
2012-03-21 12:20:14 PM
images2.fanpop.com
 
2012-03-21 01:27:57 PM

mitchcumstein1: I find it hilarious that it's an actress from Glee.

She is a dimepiece though.


*googles Diana Agron*

*googles "dimepiece"*

Yeah, Diana Agron, she's a dimepiece all right.

/could not have foreseen three minutes ago that I would write that sentence
 
2012-03-21 01:31:59 PM

mitchcumstein1: I find it hilarious that it's an actress from Glee.

She is a dimepiece though.


While I agree with you, I will NOT be using that expression.
 
2012-03-21 01:32:55 PM
He is Christian, she is not.

How does that work?
 
2012-03-21 01:33:42 PM

Crewmannumber6: mitchcumstein1: I find it hilarious that it's an actress from Glee.

She is a dimepiece though.

While I agree with you, I will NOT be using that expression.


It's one of those things. The first time I heard it, I thought it was stupid, but sometimes it just works.
 
2012-03-21 01:38:46 PM

mitchcumstein1: I find it hilarious that it's an actress from Glee.

She is a dimepiece though.


Nah, I would only give her 7 or 8 cents. But she is welcome to come over to my place and try to make me chance my mind.
 
2012-03-21 01:39:41 PM
Sebastian is on the East Coast, Tebow just signed with the Jets, I think subby has it backwards.
 
2012-03-21 01:39:48 PM

Broktun: He is Christian, she is not.

How does that work?


He will abduct her, take her to his cave, and baptize her. With his semen
 
2012-03-21 01:40:42 PM
Tebow trifecta now in play?
 
2012-03-21 01:41:30 PM
"Glee" star Dianna Agron is in the middle of a love triangle involving actor Sebastian Stan and NFL quarterback Tim Tebow

At least we have Bill O'Reilly to warn a a fellow conservative about "consequences".

/But then the sermons are never meant for fellow neo-cons.
 
2012-03-21 01:43:23 PM
"The split leaves the door open for Tebow to nab Agron" Stan.
 
2012-03-21 01:46:04 PM
four95: Tebow trifecta Trinity now in play?

FIFY.
 
2012-03-21 01:46:05 PM

Super Chronic: *googles Diana Agron*

*googles "dimepiece"*

Yeah, Diana Agron, she's a dimepiece all right.

/could not have foreseen three minutes ago that I would write that sentence


I can't google dimepiece, and I am over the age of 30 and don't know what it means.

Help a brother out? I'm assuming it means something along the lines of "hot piece of ass" of course.
 
2012-03-21 01:47:12 PM
Maybe he should try putting out.
 
2012-03-21 01:48:37 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Super Chronic: *googles Diana Agron*

*googles "dimepiece"*

Yeah, Diana Agron, she's a dimepiece all right.

/could not have foreseen three minutes ago that I would write that sentence

I can't google dimepiece, and I am over the age of 30 and don't know what it means.

Help a brother out? I'm assuming it means something along the lines of "hot piece of ass" of course.


dimepiece = 10/10

Also, as much as Tebow gets hate ... if he's getting action from Diana Agron, holy shiatting fark am I jealous
 
2012-03-21 01:53:10 PM

Crewmannumber6: mitchcumstein1: I find it hilarious that it's an actress from Glee.

She is a dimepiece though.

While I agree with you, I will NOT be using that expression.


I assume you don't use the word "keen" a lot, either.
 
2012-03-21 02:04:42 PM
Hasn't even arrived in New York yet. Tabloids ready to roll.
Screw 'em.
 
2012-03-21 02:05:52 PM
Oh, Glee.
At first, I thought he's too "straight" for Gaga, maybe it's Judy or Cher or Celine or Dolly? Maybe Michelle Bachmann?
Close(t) enough.
 
2012-03-21 02:09:45 PM

Marine1: Crewmannumber6: mitchcumstein1: I find it hilarious that it's an actress from Glee.

She is a dimepiece though.

While I agree with you, I will NOT be using that expression.

I assume you don't use the word "keen" a lot, either.


No, but 'Neato' and 'the Cat's Pajamas' still work
 
2012-03-21 02:10:52 PM
Diana Agron and a QB, huh?

Diana Agron.

D. Agron.


DAGRON?!?

alltheragefaces.com
 
2012-03-21 02:12:26 PM
HIS MOTHER DOESN'T COUNT!!!
 
2012-03-21 02:16:55 PM
Tim Tebow in love triangle with 'Glee' star Diana Agron and another actor?

This sounds more like he's stalking her. Or am I in a love triangle with Selena Gomez and Justin Beiber. And I am perfectly aware of the predictable, lame responses some of you will make implying I am into the Beebs.
 
2012-03-21 02:21:02 PM

RminusQ: Broktun: He is Christian, she is not.

How does that work?

He will abduct her, take her to his cave, and baptize her. With his semen


LOL.
 
2012-03-21 02:23:26 PM
Oh Jeez...

In a place like Denver this kid was distilled down into almost every moment of every day media-wise. Imagine now that he is in New York. If you didn't like Tebow when he was in Denver, The Scranton of the Rockies, wait till you're saturated New York style.
 
2012-03-21 02:24:41 PM
Bathe her and have her lowered onto my mustache.

www.infamouskidd.com
 
2012-03-21 02:30:03 PM

Broktun: He is Christian, she is not.

How does that work?


That's what I think is so interesting about this story.

I don't think he's actually "smitten"(TFA) with the actress, I think he has a crush on her character from season one - blonde, perfect cheerleader who is outwardly religious and president of the Chastity Club.
 
2012-03-21 02:31:38 PM

The Homer Tax: I don't think he's actually "smitten"(TFA) with the actress, I think he has a crush on her character from season one - blonde, perfect cheerleader who is outwardly religious and president of the Chastity Club.


He probably hasn't got far enough into his DVD set to find out that she ends up pregnant.
 
2012-03-21 03:00:44 PM
I've seen lots of those "love triangle" videos, and one of the "straight" guys always ends up with something in his pooper.
 
2012-03-21 03:04:50 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I've seen lots of those "love triangle" videos, and one of the "straight" guys always ends up with something in his pooper.


Then you're doing it wrong.
 
2012-03-21 03:21:36 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I've seen lots of those "love triangle" videos, and one of the "straight" guys always ends up with something in his pooper.


O_o
 
2012-03-21 03:51:05 PM
She's Jewish. Ah, doomed love. How dramatic.
 
2012-03-21 04:17:37 PM

Broktun: He is Christian, she is not.

How does that work?


He is ghey, she might not be. So, I guess that means they'll "marry".
 
2012-03-21 04:19:31 PM
She's so hot, I'm pretty sure you could find gay guys who would do her
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/Hot like Quinn
 
2012-03-21 04:26:27 PM
I just want to point out that lots of gay guys have "crushes" on women before they come out. It's easy to blow up feelings about girls into something bigger when you're trying to convince yourself that you don't have a crush on the tight end.
 
2012-03-21 06:37:25 PM
( •_•) Looks like She's....( •_•)⌐■-■ gonna get Tebowned ... (⌐■_■)....

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh



/emoticon faces stolen from some farker
 
2012-03-21 06:48:20 PM
He's an evangelical Christian, isn't he supposed to be set up with a girl in the congregation once the church elders negotiate a bride price?
 
2012-03-21 06:57:10 PM

r1niceboy: He's an evangelical Christian, isn't he supposed to be set up with a girl in the congregation once the church elders negotiate a bride price?


www.x929.ca

Is interested in your terms...
 
2012-03-21 07:33:28 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: r1niceboy: He's an evangelical Christian, isn't he supposed to be set up with a girl in the congregation once the church elders negotiate a bride price?

[www.x929.ca image 240x180]

Is interested in your terms...


I'm sure Tim is interested in the match too.
 
2012-03-21 08:18:17 PM
Isn't he an admitted virgin til marriage??? He needs to find someone as religeously farked in the head to date / marry before he actually gets some human lubrication on his junk. And he needs to learn how to read a passing defense past a first look, and learn how to throw. Good luck Jets if you keep him.
 
2012-03-21 11:22:10 PM
So he has a crush on the border line retarded cheerleader. Someone should tell Tim she's just playing a part.
 
2012-03-21 11:43:03 PM

RepoManTSM: So he has a crush on the border line retarded cheerleader. Someone should tell Tim she's just playing a part.

cdn.bleacherreport.net

This is the previous girlfriend, say what you want, but Mr. Tebow gets the hotties.
 
2012-03-22 12:01:08 AM

Kurmudgeon: RepoManTSM: So he has a crush on the border line retarded cheerleader. Someone should tell Tim she's just playing a part.
[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 339x340]

This is the previous girlfriend, say what you want, but Mr. Tebow gets the hotties.


Tim, you motorboating son of a biatch.
 
2012-03-22 09:42:26 AM

RepoManTSM: So he has a crush on the border line retarded cheerleader. Someone should tell Tim she's just playing a part.


No, that's the chick with nude pics from her cell phone from last week.

This is a different chick.
 
2012-03-22 11:32:32 AM

Kurmudgeon: RepoManTSM: So he has a crush on the border line retarded cheerleader. Someone should tell Tim she's just playing a part.
[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 339x340]

This is the previous girlfriend, say what you want, but Mr. Tebow gets the hotties.


SWEET JEESIS!
 
2012-03-23 02:57:55 AM

Whiskey Dickens: Kurmudgeon: RepoManTSM: So he has a crush on the border line retarded cheerleader. Someone should tell Tim she's just playing a part.
[cdn.bleacherreport.net image 339x340]

This is the previous girlfriend, say what you want, but Mr. Tebow gets the hotties.

SWEET JEESIS!


I know, what an asshole. Depriving the male community of such a fine female by using her as a beard.
 
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