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		Teacher hottie arrested for banging student. Just kidding, she pulls two kids from a burning car (w/pics) (dailymail.co.uk)		84
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SilentStrider		2012-03-20 11:58:03 PM

Hittable.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-03-21 12:10:24 AM

She pulled them from a burning car to have sex with them, right?

FNG		2012-03-21 12:15:14 AM

Why the fark would an SUV burst into flames after hitting a speed bump?!

Oh, and good on her and all that helped.

all the good names are gone		2012-03-21 12:21:58 AM

And them bangs them?

HeWhoHasNoName		2012-03-21 01:46:00 AM

The only hottie in that story is the car fire, subby. Get your eyes checked.

Begoggle		2012-03-21 01:46:02 AM

I see you were kidding about the "hottie" part, too.
But anything to get a greenlight, I guess.

NateAsbestos		2012-03-21 01:47:21 AM

And THEN bangs them? Not sure how I feel about that...

tbyte		2012-03-21 01:48:06 AM

Who was driving the SUV? Why was it burning with kids inside? So many questions, such little info in TFA.

404 page not found		2012-03-21 01:48:08 AM

Something about fixing the cable?

pottie		2012-03-21 01:48:54 AM

"Another person rescued the girl in the back seat. The father, too, managed to escape."

KnowledgeJunkie		2012-03-21 01:49:22 AM

NateAsbestos: And THEN bangs them? Not sure how I feel about that...

I guess you prefer banging them before pulling them out, right?

TBAcceptor		2012-03-21 01:50:31 AM

Wanted for questioning:

4.bp.blogspot.com

rocketpants		2012-03-21 01:51:10 AM

I've been drinking all night, and my answer is still no.

Benjamin Stone		2012-03-21 01:52:47 AM

I was seriously going to read that but then I saw this over to the side: Link (new window)

Springy23		2012-03-21 01:55:49 AM

You and I have very different definitions of hottie subby.

/still hit it
//wouldn't be my proudest moment
///nor my worst lay

NateAsbestos		2012-03-21 01:56:00 AM

KnowledgeJunkie: NateAsbestos: And THEN bangs them? Not sure how I feel about that...

I guess you prefer banging them before pulling them out, right?

Really I was just wondering... if I were pulled out of a flaming car, I don't think I'd be DTF right away. But then again I have had the weirdest boners before...

Huck And Molly Ziegler		2012-03-21 01:58:39 AM

Was worried about who's bangin' whom.

Now more worried about which vehicles burst into flames bumping on speed bumps. Was the driver going too fast?

Smurfme		2012-03-21 02:02:58 AM

When your car is on fire, does it make you forget how to open the door yourself?

NobleHam		2012-03-21 02:05:25 AM

FTFA
Another person rescued the girl in the back seat. The father, too, managed to escape.

So, she saved one. "Another person" saved the other, but they were probably less photogenic.

echolimakilo		2012-03-21 02:11:31 AM

If this happened in China the people would have just walked around it as it burned with the kids inside.

Enigmamf		2012-03-21 02:12:58 AM

echolimakilo: If this happened in China the people would have just walked around it as it burned with the kids inside.

When you've got more people than you know what to do with, life becomes cheap.

umad		2012-03-21 02:26:37 AM

Enigmamf: echolimakilo: If this happened in China the people would have just walked around it as it burned with the kids inside.

When you've got more people than you know what to do with, life becomes cheap.

I am shocked that people aren't more helpful when helping someone means you get to pay their medical bills. Life is actually too expensive.

nervoust		2012-03-21 02:30:23 AM

Is burgundy Toyota 4Runner a new name for the Chevy Volt?

HairyTwatter		2012-03-21 02:30:31 AM

HeWhoHasNoName: The only hottie in that story is the car fire, subby. Get your eyes checked.

[thatsthejoke.jpg]

HamWBone		2012-03-21 02:31:12 AM

rocketpants: I've been drinking all night, and my answer is still no.

Seconded.

SwiftFox		2012-03-21 02:31:16 AM

echolimakilo: If this happened in China the people would have just walked around it as it burned with the kids inside.

If it happened in China the people who helped would be ordered by a judge to pay for a new car.

fragMasterFlash		2012-03-21 02:35:41 AM

SilentStrider: Hittable.

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I see you have your beer goggles on tonight.

prjindigo		2012-03-21 02:36:42 AM

omg. the woman cop from FARGO is hotter

Krieghund		2012-03-21 02:52:41 AM

I suspect subby meant hottie as a pun.

iphonetoolbox.com

DeathByGeekSquad		2012-03-21 03:02:11 AM

Equal standards - she was clearly IN the car with the individuals in question, having a sexual encounter, and HAPPENED to be able to get them out.

Focus on the facts, she should be registered as a sex offender.

ArcadianRefugee		2012-03-21 03:02:37 AM

Had it been a man, he'd have some form of charges pending against him.

Jim_Callahan		2012-03-21 03:07:13 AM

fragMasterFlash: SilentStrider: Hittable.

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I see you have your beer goggles on tonight.

TFA references a literal fire, why would subby not use a related phrase?

EqualOpportunityEnslaver		2012-03-21 03:26:27 AM

Hoping subby decided to go the pun route here on the teacher. Otherwise, not even in my current drunken state. My standards aren't exceptional, but they're higher than what the pic in the article shows.
/studman69 references?
//didn't see any bony knees

Enigmamf		2012-03-21 03:30:20 AM

umad: Enigmamf: echolimakilo: If this happened in China the people would have just walked around it as it burned with the kids inside.

When you've got more people than you know what to do with, life becomes cheap.

I am shocked that people aren't more helpful when helping someone means you get to pay their medical bills. Life is actually too expensive.

Are you trying to make a pun on the rather obscure phrase 'chinese obligation'?

Skr		2012-03-21 03:31:51 AM

Picture in the article kinda makes it look like she has suffered a stroke. Glad to see Hollywood made a quick appearance; good she saved the kids from being Michael Bay'ed

untaken_name		2012-03-21 03:44:23 AM

Enigmamf: Are you trying to make a pun on the rather obscure phrase 'chinese obligation'?

I thought he was referencing this story. (new window)

bazzanoid		2012-03-21 04:08:25 AM

Came for the canyonero reference.....

and just to add: This is classed as grooming right? I mean, in a few years those kids are going to be all kinds of grateful to her....

aenemated		2012-03-21 04:15:45 AM

hottie? wat?

Enigmamf		2012-03-21 04:16:53 AM

untaken_name: Enigmamf: Are you trying to make a pun on the rather obscure phrase 'chinese obligation'?

I thought he was referencing this story. (new window)

But how does that explain the "when helping someone means you get to pay their medical bills" bit?

MagSeven		2012-03-21 04:30:49 AM

Sigh. Where were these teachers when I was burning to death in high school?

OBBN		2012-03-21 04:33:09 AM

Smurfme: When your car is on fire, does it make you forget how to open the door yourself?

Agreed. While there is no doubt she did a good thing, I don't necessarily consider her a hero. I mean if a car caught on fire and you are standing right there, who wouldn't open the door and help the kids out? And if you are in a car that is on fire, as Smurfme said, you would think that you would open your own door and get out. Anyway, not cutting her down for what she did, good job and all, but it really falls short of being a hero.

/why yes, I am Captian Buzzkill

eldritch2k4		2012-03-21 04:47:18 AM

OBBN: Smurfme: When your car is on fire, does it make you forget how to open the door yourself?

Agreed. While there is no doubt she did a good thing, I don't necessarily consider her a hero. I mean if a car caught on fire and you are standing right there, who wouldn't open the door and help the kids out? And if you are in a car that is on fire, as Smurfme said, you would think that you would open your own door and get out. Anyway, not cutting her down for what she did, good job and all, but it really falls short of being a hero.

/why yes, I am Captian Buzzkill

If the kids were in the back seat of the SUV, it's possible the child locks were on. In case you are unaware, back doors on modern vehicles have a switch that can be flipped on the side of the door while open that makes it impossible to open the door from the inside, thus preventing a child (a creature that is mildly retarded until the age of reason) from opening the door in unsafe situations.

OBBN		2012-03-21 04:57:27 AM

eldritch2k4: OBBN: Smurfme: When your car is on fire, does it make you forget how to open the door yourself?

Agreed. While there is no doubt she did a good thing, I don't necessarily consider her a hero. I mean if a car caught on fire and you are standing right there, who wouldn't open the door and help the kids out? And if you are in a car that is on fire, as Smurfme said, you would think that you would open your own door and get out. Anyway, not cutting her down for what she did, good job and all, but it really falls short of being a hero.

/why yes, I am Captian Buzzkill

If the kids were in the back seat of the SUV, it's possible the child locks were on. In case you are unaware, back doors on modern vehicles have a switch that can be flipped on the side of the door while open that makes it impossible to open the door from the inside, thus preventing a child (a creature that is mildly retarded until the age of reason) from opening the door in unsafe situations.

That may very well be, which is why I pointed out what she did was a good thing. But I think it is reasonable to think that most any person in that situation would have acted in a similiar way. Commend her for thinking quickly and for doing what needed to be done, but calling her a hero is a bit of a stretch. Hero's generally do what the average person won't or is to scared to do. Jumping on a live grenade to save your fellow soldiers is more along the lines of a hero. Opening a car door on a car that has just caught fire is commendable, but nothing that the majority of us wouldn't have done.

jso2897		2012-03-21 05:29:26 AM

Remember: The function of the "Hero" tag is to continually remind us that at Fark.com, there ARE no heroes. Evar.

untaken_name		2012-03-21 05:31:33 AM

Enigmamf: untaken_name: Enigmamf: Are you trying to make a pun on the rather obscure phrase 'chinese obligation'?

I thought he was referencing this story. (new window)

But how does that explain the "when helping someone means you get to pay their medical bills" bit?

I took that part as a shot against socialized medicine, implying that it is to the benefit of the average person not to provide medical assistance to a stranger because then they would be paying, albeit indirectly, for that stranger's medical care.

untaken_name		2012-03-21 05:33:02 AM

untaken_name: because then they would be paying

This should read "because then they would have to pay". Curse my non-previewing-self.

Nogale		2012-03-21 05:42:19 AM

Follow-up story: Parents in a fantod because one of the children sustained a slight bruise while being pulled out of the car and sue teacher. School suspends teacher for inappropriate contact with pupils.

monstera		2012-03-21 06:12:33 AM

Enigmamf: echolimakilo: If this happened in China the people would have just walked around it as it burned with the kids inside.

When you've got more people than you know what to do with, life becomes cheap.

If it happened in China, they wouldn't need rescuing.
Chinese Fire Drill/ftw

MorrisBird		2012-03-21 06:30:40 AM

jso2897: Remember: The function of the "Hero" tag is to continually remind us that at Fark.com, there ARE no heroes. Evar.

Isn't it "ironic?"

pkellmey		2012-03-21 06:59:14 AM

How in the fark does subby think she is a hottie?

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