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(WWSB ABC 7)   Florida: Where if the gators, pythons, rabid otters, lionfish, chupacabras, skunk ape, or citizen crime watchers don't get you, the feral monkeys will   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 44
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2012-03-20 11:52:28 PM  
And hurricanes

/don't forget hurricanes
//and really old people driving
 
2012-03-21 12:21:51 AM  
That reminds me that it is time to take my stupid inflatable boat on to the silver river.
I spent about $800, and I've used it once, a year ago.
Watcha gonna do?
 
2012-03-21 12:23:08 AM  
This is a good thing right? I mean, everything is better with monkeys.
 
2012-03-21 12:23:31 AM  
That's why we want more citizen crime watchers, subby.
 
2012-03-21 12:25:12 AM  
Feral monkey crime watchers? I would watch that show.
 
2012-03-21 12:48:47 AM  
Oh come on, leave it alone. What harm can one little monkey do!?
 
2012-03-21 12:57:46 AM  
The gators and pythons will devour the monkeys
 
2012-03-21 01:01:48 AM  
i leave that monkey show on in the background for hours. he has some good guests, and frankly i find his views refreshing.
 
2012-03-21 01:02:16 AM  
Now you just need to wait until winter and everything will work itself out!

Wait, well, bummer there's always global warming to look forward to if that makes you feel better!
 
2012-03-21 01:02:45 AM  
Feral Monkees would have been a great punk band name.

Heck, it probably was. Just too local to have any memory 30 years later.
 
2012-03-21 01:03:50 AM  
You forgot "monkey fishing", subs.

/monkey fishing
 
2012-03-21 01:32:58 AM  

K3rmy: This is a good thing right? I mean, everything is better with monkeys.


Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
 
2012-03-21 01:38:21 AM  
Don't forget naked people, subs
 
2012-03-21 01:41:45 AM  
Don't forget those friggin' lizards. I forget what they're called but they're the size of small dogs and vicious.
 
2012-03-21 01:55:05 AM  
I for one welcome our new fecal monkey overlords.

/ poop flingers
 
2012-03-21 02:13:46 AM  
I hope that asshole Zimmerman lives in more fear the rest of his life.
 
2012-03-21 02:21:59 AM  
"I said, dude...is that a monkey?"

Dude.
 
2012-03-21 02:34:37 AM  
Great. So not only are there breeding escapees from that damned monkey attraction, Pythons multiplying in the Everglades due to idiot owners, we still have to deal with the fact that everything native to the place just wants to kill you anyway.
 
2012-03-21 03:21:12 AM  

jtown: Don't forget those friggin' lizards. I forget what they're called but they're the size of small dogs and vicious.


Nile Monitor LIzards. Last year's extra cold winter killed off a bunch of them along with a lot of the pythons, however with this year's non-winter I imagine they've caught back up.

Still, at least it's better than Australia...
 
2012-03-21 05:02:39 AM  

buckler: Great. So not only are there breeding escapees from that damned monkey attraction, Pythons multiplying in the Everglades due to idiot owners, we still have to deal with the fact that everything native to the place just wants to kill you anyway.


This is Florida, not Australia.
 
Skr
2012-03-21 05:13:21 AM  
Always was amused by the TBS Monkeyfication of movies. Chimp Channel for the win.
 
2012-03-21 05:24:27 AM  
Let the monkey out!

Link (new window)
 
2012-03-21 07:00:25 AM  
i218.photobucket.com
 
2012-03-21 07:01:12 AM  
looked more lice a raccoon to me
 
2012-03-21 07:43:17 AM  
www.tap42.com

Mmmm....love me some Swamp Ape.
 
2012-03-21 07:44:56 AM  
Hell, we elected a feral monkey as governor!
 
2012-03-21 07:46:58 AM  
Wow, I never dreamed of the day that the Skunk Ape would make a second appearance on Fark. Awesome.
 
2012-03-21 08:02:50 AM  
What about the 'skeeters?

/or the Everlys?
 
2012-03-21 08:12:50 AM  
do i have to do everything around here?

www.codinghorror.com
 
2012-03-21 08:16:05 AM  

joewhite: What about the 'skeeters?

/or the Everlys?


Also: sinkholes, encephalitis, VD, and Black-on-Black gangsta fightin' yo.
 
2012-03-21 08:38:58 AM  
I thought most of the citizens of Florida were feral monkeys.
 
2012-03-21 08:39:07 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-03-21 09:08:40 AM  
I don't know, I have to question it when the witness is saying "Dude, is that a monkey?" For all we know, it could have been Elvis
 
2012-03-21 09:36:09 AM  
Jim Jimi Elvis Davy is alive & living as a feral Monkee in Florida!

I knew it.
 
2012-03-21 09:54:13 AM  
This is not a repeat of the Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay.
 
2012-03-21 09:55:58 AM  
i44.tinypic.com

It's not "skunk ape." It's pronounced "Skun-ka-pe."

- Is surprised nobody's done this already.
 
2012-03-21 10:06:58 AM  
Too bad the gorillas won't just freeze to death in the winter.

I mean feral monkeys.
 
2012-03-21 10:43:49 AM  
My CSB

Had a gator try to eat me once in Florida. Boy scout trip when I was about 13 or so. We spent a week down in the keys seeing Sharks, barracuda and all kinds of other interesting things that can eat you. Our flight got delayed 8 hours and so the whole troop decided to go see some alligators at Everglades National Park.

We get there and stop on the side of a dirt road built about a foot above the swamp. For almost an hour we see nothing but flies and quit paying attention. All of a sudden a gator lunges out of the water right in front of me and tries to bite me. I panic and jump backwards away from the gator. Kid next to me panics but freezes instead. Boy scout leader behind us grabs the kid by the neck and yanks him back as hard as he can right as the gator decides the other kid might be tasty too.

Get back to Minnesota the next day for the first day of school and get called down to the principals office. Someone called CPS because the other kid had a large hand-mark on his neck and his school just didn't believe his story. Spent longer going over what happened than I did waiting for that damn gator.

Went back as an adult to the same park with my family. Asked a ranger if he knew the spot as I wanted to show them where it happened. The ranger did know the spot and told me the road had been closed many years ago for other such stories.

/careful about wanting to see wildlife that can eat you, you might get a better view than you ever wanted.
 
2012-03-21 10:46:19 AM  

abhorrent1: looked more lice a raccoon to me


I agree. Maybe there's other images where he actually looks like a monkey?
 
2012-03-21 11:16:10 AM  
It looked like a cat to me except for a bit towards the end of the clip where its legs seem too long.

The real question is "Manatee News?"

Manatees are doing the news now? I thought they just did Family Guy scripts.

Manatees can't tell a monkey from a cat. I rest my case.
 
2012-03-21 11:34:55 AM  
Ya know...Marion Hammer will push for the rights of feral monkeys to carry guns in churches.
 
2012-03-21 07:41:20 PM  
*sigh*

I kinda miss Florida.

Oh well.

;)
 
2012-03-21 08:24:19 PM  
And why do old people move there? Oh yeah, for their health.
 
2012-03-21 08:47:53 PM  

NephilimNexus: And why do old people move there? Oh yeah, for their health.


Creepy.

P.S. The Fountain of Youth is a myth. Campbell says whut!

;)
 
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